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Wes Mantooth
03-17-2009, 10:43 PM
As stated previously, we have lost our mojo. This whole team fell apart when our mojo went away.

Mods, given all of what has transpired over the last two or three weeks, could an exception be made to allow mojo of any type to return to the forum for at least a short while?

SureShot
03-17-2009, 10:47 PM
As stated previously, we have lost our mojo. This whole team fell apart when our mojo went away.

Mods, given all of what has transpired over the last two or three weeks, could an exception be made to allow mojo of any type to return to the forum for at least a short while?

Nb4movetobutt

Dagmar
03-17-2009, 10:47 PM
My poor thread. We were doing so well, it was put in the butt, then we lost the rest of our games, then Shanny was gone and now this place is as divided as the Politics forum.

Bring back my (nippleless) boob mojo thread.

(for those uninitiated...http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=74435)

JCMElway
03-17-2009, 10:50 PM
Foneco is back on page one. I think it'll help.

SureShot
03-17-2009, 10:51 PM
It was a great ride. Wasn't Hillis injured after the mojo died as well?

HEAV
03-17-2009, 11:03 PM
Mojo B(. .)bs was only good for game threads... but it was distract'n at times..not complain'n, just saying.

UberBroncoMan
03-17-2009, 11:05 PM
http://sketchyd.com/content_images/image31.jpg

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 09:40 PM
Mojo B(. .)bs was only good for game threads... but it was distract'n at times..not complain'n, just saying.

I think we all need a distraction right now

so if the requirement is that nipples need not be present, then why don't we just require they be blacked out?

Atlas
03-18-2009, 09:50 PM
As stated previously, we have lost our mojo. This whole team fell apart when our mojo went away.

Mods, given all of what has transpired over the last two or three weeks, could an exception be made to allow mojo of any type to return to the forum for at least a short while?

The team has been stripped bare of everything. Maybe McFailure can build it back up in the Patriots image. That's what gets him hard.

Archer81
03-18-2009, 09:54 PM
Clearly we need to have sex with Heather Graham to get it back.


:Broncos:

hambone13
03-18-2009, 09:58 PM
I think Poopps needs his own dedicated room, to just rant, so we don't have to look at his nasty nipples, pokin' out all the time looking more enticing with every beer.

He's like the dirty fat chick that gets invited to a boy's night because she claims she's a lesbian. She gets the "thumbs up" because she tells a better dick and fart joke than most of the crowd. Eventually, someone ends up treating her like a farm animal stuck in the barbed wire, which she loves and braggs about, even though they're going to regret how disgusting they're going to feel in the morning for even acknowledging there was an orifice worth mistreating.....

Poopps fishes with the best bait on the planet, BS and I'm tired of biting......

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:00 PM
I think Poopps needs his own dedicated room, to just rant, so we don't have to look at his nasty nipples, pokin' out all the time looking more enticing with every beer.

He's like the dirty fat chick that gets invited to a boy's night because she claims she's a lesbian. She gets the "thumbs up" because she tells a better dick and fart joke than most of the crowd. Eventually, someone ends up treating her like a farm animal stuck in the barbed wire, which she loves and braggs about, even though they're going to regret how disgusting they're going to feel in the morning for even acknowledging there was an orifice worth mistreating.....

Poopps fishes with the best bait on the planet, BS and I'm tired of biting......


What the **** are you on?


:Broncos:

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:02 PM
What the **** are you on?


:Broncos:

Pooppy Nipples......

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:06 PM
Pooppy Nipples......



Uhh...


:Broncos:

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 10:07 PM
are you hi-jacking a potential mojo-resurection thread to talk about Poops and a lesbian? WTF?

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:09 PM
are you hi-jacking a potential mojo-resurection thread to talk about Poops and a lesbian? WTF?

Poops is the lesbian and I'm not sure because I'm, more than anything not sure what a mojo-resurrection, thread might look like? I just needed to vent. no-hijacking here....

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:10 PM
Poops is the lesbian and I'm not sure because I'm more than anything not sure what a mojo-resurrection line might look like? I just needed to vent. no-hijacking here....

I hope you are hit by a bus.

Bronco Bob
03-18-2009, 10:13 PM
I think we all need a distraction right now

so if the requirement is that nipples need not be present, then why don't we just require they be blacked out?

Would women wearing pasties be allowed? :pimp:

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:13 PM
I hope you are hit by a bus.

Thanks cop-stache, that means a lot.

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:14 PM
Thanks cop-stache, that means a lot.

You are welcome you absolute c unt.

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:19 PM
Poops is the lesbian and I'm not sure because I'm, more than anything not sure what a mojo-resurrection, thread might look like? I just needed to vent. no-hijacking here....


http://tinyurl.com/2745vg



:Broncos:

SureShot
03-18-2009, 10:23 PM
There won't be a MOJO resurrection sorry.

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:24 PM
Poops is the lesbian and I'm not sure because I'm, more than anything not sure what a mojo-resurrection, thread might look like? I just needed to vent. no-hijacking here....

http://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/CongratulationsYouareamoron_7EBF/InternetToughGuy_2.jpg

listopencil
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
What the **** is going on in here?

SureShot
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
http://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/CongratulationsYouareamoron_7EBF/InternetToughGuy_2.jpg


You can tell he is tough, he smokes.

BroncoMan4ever
03-18-2009, 10:27 PM
Clearly we need to have sex with Heather Graham to get it back.


:Broncos:

i will gladly jump on that grenade...for the god of the team....lol

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:28 PM
http://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/CongratulationsYouareamoron_7EBF/InternetToughGuy_2.jpg

You have the coolest de-motivational posters EVER! You're an excellent copy and paster, excellent excellent copy and paster, excellent, excellent.....

SureShot
03-18-2009, 10:30 PM
This thread has potential.

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:32 PM
You have the coolest de-motivational posters EVER! You're an excellent copy and paster, excellent excellent copy and paster, excellent, excellent.....

Rain Shack?? Poops? Are you 14? Daddy been giving you a little "too much" attention at home?

Is this him? http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2009/03/16/e4586b54-8df2-4fd1-a950-ca8f81deec49news.ap.org_t350.jpg?1640fae913a1dac1b 26c7eb88806b9f9b0341305

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:33 PM
This thread has potential.

The funny thing for me is, a "Rusty Shackleford" couldn't look more like the depiction of the "internet tough guy".......I think the poster should just say, "Rusty Shackleford" with no other caption. It would explain itself with thousands of visions involving a disgusting white cargo van seen frequently around elementary schools.......

listopencil
03-18-2009, 10:36 PM
http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2009/03/16/e4586b54-8df2-4fd1-a950-ca8f81deec49news.ap.org_t350.jpg?1640fae913a1dac1b 26c7eb88806b9f9b0341305

You know what creeps me out the most? The hair. You can't change your face, and a shave doesn't do much. But that hair screams, "I'm a God damned freak and I don't care if everyone knows."

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:36 PM
i will gladly jump on that grenade...for the god of the team....lol



So would I. That says alot for how much I care for the Broncos.


:Broncos:

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:39 PM
The funny thing for me is, a "Rusty Shackleford" couldn't look more like the depiction of the "internet tough guy".......I think the poster should just say, "Rusty Shackleford" with no other caption. It would explain itself with thousands of visions involving a disgusting white cargo van seen frequently around elementary schools.......

Well done sir. Well done. Perhaps I should slightly alter your name and start referring to you by that moniker to show how tough I am. :thumbs: But only a complete c unting fud would do that.

http://omgif.gosedesign.net/wp-content/clap.gif

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:40 PM
You know what creeps me out the most? The hair. You can't change your face, and a shave doesn't do much. But that hair screams, "I'm a God damned freak and I don't care if everyone knows."

TO be fair one of the few people that saw the hair was the kid he kept in the dungeon...

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:41 PM
http://tinyurl.com/dls6uo



:Broncos:

hambone13
03-18-2009, 10:44 PM
Well done sir. Well done. Perhaps I should slightly alter your name and start referring to you by that moniker to show how tough I am. :thumbs: But only a complete c unting fud would do that.

http://omgif.gosedesign.net/wp-content/clap.gif

At least now I know I need to come up with more than a cheap "yo moma" joke in order to avoid being called a c unt. If you don't know what a BAD ASS I am yet, then you just, well "Don't you know who I am?"

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:45 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f316/suntzini/SamuelLJackson.jpg?t=1193079683

Dagmar
03-18-2009, 10:47 PM
At least now I know I need to come up with more than a cheap "yo moma" joke in order to avoid being called a c unt. If you don't know what a BAD ASS I am yet, then you just, well "Don't you know who I am?"

I was talking about your daddy actually. You can talk about it. Show on the doll where daddy touched you.

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/ff/7/AAAAAuxAACcAAAAAAP95oA.jpg

Archer81
03-18-2009, 10:51 PM
http://tinyurl.com/djccbn


:Broncos:

hambone13
03-18-2009, 11:00 PM
I was talking about your daddy actually. You can talk about it. Show on the doll where daddy touched you.

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/ff/7/AAAAAuxAACcAAAAAAP95oA.jpg

Projection is an evil thing. Just because the doll's anatomy doesn't involve the prickly memories of your own father's mustache, soured by the stale stench of the Old Styles he slammed before he woke you for school every morning doesn't mean we're all internet tough in the "Rusty" kind'O way....

SouthStndJunkie
03-18-2009, 11:02 PM
Clearly we need to have sex with Heather Graham to get it back.


:Broncos:

I'll take care of Heather Graham....you can take care of Daniel Graham.

Then the mojo will be restored.

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:07 PM
I'll take care of Heather Graham....you can take care of Daniel Graham.

Then the mojo will be restored.


Hmm...what if dudes that look like Harriet Tubman dont do it for me? Can I have Stokely instead?


:Broncos:

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 11:16 PM
http://tinyurl.com/djccbn


:Broncos:

Wow. I did not recognize her.

SouthStndJunkie
03-18-2009, 11:17 PM
Hmm...what if dudes that look like Harriet Tubman dont do it for me? Can I have Stokely instead?


:Broncos:

That is funny.

Stokley is all yours.

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 11:18 PM
You know what creeps me out the most? The hair. You can't change your face, and a shave doesn't do much. But that hair screams, "I'm a God damned freak and I don't care if everyone knows."

Lol. He put in effort on the stache too.

BlaK-Argentina
03-18-2009, 11:19 PM
This was no coincidence. No mojo = Bronco hell.

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:20 PM
Wow. I did not recognize her.

I know right?


:Broncos:

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 11:23 PM
I know right?


:Broncos:

Very impressive.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 11:25 PM
Very impressive.

Ok I give who is it?

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:29 PM
That is funny.

Stokley is all yours.


Sweet.


:Broncos:

Wes Mantooth
03-18-2009, 11:32 PM
Ok I give who is it?

The one whom will return mojo to the Broncos and Mane.

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:33 PM
Ok I give who is it?


Heather Graham.

:Broncos:

SureShot
03-18-2009, 11:35 PM
Wow

DHallblows
03-18-2009, 11:35 PM
Aaaah ok ok. I get it. It's clever cuz we're talking about MOJO :hitself:

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:39 PM
Aaaah ok ok. I get it. It's clever cuz we're talking about MOJO :hitself:



:kiss:



:Broncos:

SouthStndJunkie
03-18-2009, 11:41 PM
Sweet.


:Broncos:

Just be gentle with him....he gets hurt easily.

DHallblows
03-18-2009, 11:43 PM
Even after you said her name I didn't realize who it was. Thanks Google images!!!

Archer81
03-18-2009, 11:43 PM
Just be gentle with him....he gets hurt easily.


He'll be alright. I wont do anything to him he wont disagree with.


:Broncos: