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Spider
03-16-2009, 01:55 PM
......Hard core ...... Man I am screwed ....... sitting in the backseat of a highway patrol cruiser , it dawned on me .............. I am a ****ing Idiot ...I am sitting in Delaware , on the side of the road waiting on permits .........10,000 Dollar fine and up to 6 years in prision ......

rugbythug
03-16-2009, 01:56 PM
For what? How do you Get Permits for Meth?

gyldenlove
03-16-2009, 01:57 PM
Wrong place to insert sodomy or beastiality joke?

I am sorry dude, hope you get out of it all right.

TailgateNut
03-16-2009, 01:57 PM
WTF, did ya have a load of illegal aliens in the back?

bronco militia
03-16-2009, 01:58 PM
you probably had it coming

;D

Meck77
03-16-2009, 01:59 PM
Cops are out to nail everybody these days. City revenues are down big time. In my area people are getting pulled over for less than 10mph. It's BS.

Good luck Spider.

WolfpackGuy
03-16-2009, 01:59 PM
Our small stretch of I-95 sucks.

supermanhr9
03-16-2009, 02:00 PM
is this serious?

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:01 PM
is this serious?

Very ****ing serious ............

BMarsh615
03-16-2009, 02:02 PM
They let you have your laptop in the backseat of a police cruiser? :rofl:

baja
03-16-2009, 02:02 PM
Got room here, as fuucked up as it is they do leave you alone here.

Blueflame
03-16-2009, 02:04 PM
So sorry to hear this, Spider... hope all turns out OK for you... :(

Bob's your Information Minister
03-16-2009, 02:04 PM
As if we needed any more proof...

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
03-16-2009, 02:05 PM
wow the bronco f -up dont seem as bad any more compared to ya situation o boy ne chance the broncos could give spider a wee bit of money

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:05 PM
They let you have your laptop in the backseat of a police cruiser? :rofl:

No Iam back in my truck , he let me do that ...............But from noon our time until 30 minutes ago , I was " under Arrest" ........ I got some friends now helping me out with permits ........

HEAV
03-16-2009, 02:05 PM
Attention whore strikes again...

broncofan
03-16-2009, 02:05 PM
They've got the Mane in the back seat of police cruisers these days? Nice.

Popps
03-16-2009, 02:06 PM
Spider, where do your permits come from? ("waiting on permits")

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:07 PM
I think I am going to skate out of this with a small fine ........... But no more

BMarsh615
03-16-2009, 02:08 PM
No Iam back in my truck , he let me do that ...............But from noon our time until 30 minutes ago , I was " under Arrest" ........ I got some friends now helping me out with permits ........

My fault. I thought this was some kind of joke thread. Hope everything works out ok.

baja
03-16-2009, 02:09 PM
Attention whore strikes again...

Spider's diversions just like your negative ass posts are part of the charm of this place so lighten the fuuck up Mr. Personality. ;D

TailgateNut
03-16-2009, 02:09 PM
Cops are out to nail everybody these days. City revenues are down big time. In my area people are getting pulled over for less than 10mph. It's BS.

Good luck Spider.


It does seem as if lately they have been like cockroaches. Hiding in every crack and crevice.

Mountain Bronco
03-16-2009, 02:11 PM
Wasn't it simply a matter of time and will continue to be?

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
03-16-2009, 02:12 PM
I think I am going to skate out of this with a small fine ........... But no more

well thank god for that now we can get back to the denver bronco circus starring mcdaniels and cutler. bring in the clowns nevermind there here

Requiem
03-16-2009, 02:12 PM
Spider, 25 to Life seems like a real possibility. God bless.

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:12 PM
Spider, where do your permits come from? ("waiting on permits")

Dept of transportation ...........

theAPAOps5
03-16-2009, 02:13 PM
You are in the back of a cruiser and posting on the Mane. You are freaking hilarious. Chin up I hope you come out okay on this.

Florida_Bronco
03-16-2009, 02:13 PM
I told ya to watch out for those damn troopers!

In all seriousness, I hope everything turns out of for you buddy. Let me know if you need anything.

Los Broncos
03-16-2009, 02:13 PM
Dam sorry man, hope you make it through.

baja
03-16-2009, 02:17 PM
Come to Baja I tell ya you don't need no stinkin permits here

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 02:17 PM
"Watch out your cornhole"
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:18 PM
Attention whore strikes again...

I am so not in the mood to put up with your fat ass ............ just collect your welfare checks , pretend you are some kind of ****ing insider in the NFL ..........

DomCasual
03-16-2009, 02:19 PM
I should have FREE SPIDER! T-Shirts available for sale within about an hour.

They'll come in black, lavender, and tie-died.

I'm working on an endorsement from the octuplets mom. I'll let you know how it goes.

Florida_Bronco
03-16-2009, 02:20 PM
I am so not in the mood to put up with your fat ass ............ just collect your welfare checks , pretend you are some kind of ****ing insider in the NFL ..........

Spider, don't even bother with him. You are above that.

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 02:21 PM
Just throw in your Elmer Fudpucker 8 Track, Earl.

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:23 PM
Spider, don't even bother with him. You are above that.

;D

DomCasual
03-16-2009, 02:24 PM
I think it's pretty much time that we put the system on trial, with a writ of habeas corpus.

Irish Stout
03-16-2009, 02:24 PM
Dude... mad props for mane postage while in a cop car. If I am in a cop car, the last thing im doing is posting on the mane.

Spider
03-16-2009, 02:25 PM
Just throw in your Elmer Fudpucker 8 Track, Earl.

LOL well if it aint the Midget cowboy named frank ............ How ya doing short stuff ?

BABronco
03-16-2009, 02:30 PM
whatever you do, don't try to throat punch the guy!!!

Irish Stout
03-16-2009, 02:36 PM
Ask him about his opinion on Jaygate and let us know... We haven't had a trooper from Delaware give us an informed opinion yet.

Odysseus
03-16-2009, 02:37 PM
Spider's diversions just like your negative ass posts are part of the charm of this place so lighten the fuuun up Mr. Personality. ;D

Absolutely!

Northman
03-16-2009, 02:40 PM
Good luck man, \m/

Northman
03-16-2009, 02:41 PM
Just throw in your Elmer Fudpucker 8 Track, Earl.

Holy ****. Hell just froze.

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 03:04 PM
http://blog.nj.com/ledgerupdates_impact/2008/08/large_trucker.jpg

Bronx33
03-16-2009, 03:11 PM
You are going to need railroad spikes spider regular nails will never keep you on the wall.

Iowanian
03-16-2009, 03:15 PM
Yooo Hoooo Spiderrooooooooo.

We all know how you got caught.

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worm
03-16-2009, 03:51 PM
Good luck!

ghwk
03-16-2009, 03:56 PM
Seriously Spider, you ever think about what will happen if you just plain run out of "close calls"? Cat's may get 9 lives but the one I saw squished on the way into work today didn't look like it was getting back up again. Maybe there's something worth doing differently from now on....just sayin'. Don't forget you have kids relying on and learning from you, and I don't mean the 32 year olds on this board....

crawdad
03-16-2009, 04:50 PM
Sorry to hear this Spidey, Stay safe. We hadn't heard from you in a while but didn't realize you were in trouble. Be cool man.

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:32 PM
Iam one charmed mother ****er ......... got out of it without even a slap on the wrist .......... but dont ask about the toll plaza on toll road 476 and the wyoming Valley exit ........... I dont even believe what happened and I was there

PaintballCLE
03-16-2009, 07:35 PM
Iam one charmed mother ****er ......... got out of it without even a slap on the wrist .......... but dont ask about the toll plaza on toll road 476 and the wyoming Valley exit ........... I dont even believe what happened and I was there

so what happened on the toll plaza? LOL

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:43 PM
so what happened on the toll plaza? LOL

I still dont believe what happened and I was there

Ray Finkle
03-16-2009, 07:47 PM
I still dont believe what happened and I was there

did it involve a throat punch or a simple "john" pick up?ROFL!

UberBroncoMan
03-16-2009, 07:47 PM
On the bright side Spider...

If you got the 6 years max, you'd come out of prison to see a brand new Broncos teams and miss out on all the crazy ass trades and firings that are going to take place in that time.

Florida_Bronco
03-16-2009, 07:51 PM
So...gonna tell us what happened?

Raider Bill
03-16-2009, 07:53 PM
What the hell you doing up in coal cracker country

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:53 PM
did it involve a throat punch or a simple "john" pick up?ROFL!

No nothing like that , 1 mile to toll plaza Swift driver forces me int ot the concrete barrier , I am 11 foot wide , it looks like the 4 of July , I am calling this guy every name I could think of , make it through that , I get a class 8 on my toll ticket , Buddy with the exact same load gets a 9 mine is 45.00 his is 280.00 we got that fixed , right across the road is 2 state troopers , we are oversized past curfew , they just wave ...............

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:54 PM
On the bright side Spider...

If you got the 6 years max, you'd come out of prison to see a brand new Broncos teams and miss out on all the crazy ass trades and firings that are going to take place in that time.

LOL we will call that plan B if you dont mind

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:56 PM
What the hell you doing up in coal cracker country

;D I asked myself the same damn question ........ But I had on a 950 Michigan loader on .............. good gravy this thing is huge and heavy

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:57 PM
LOL I had my eyes closed hoping for the best going through Lehigh tunnel

Meck77
03-16-2009, 07:58 PM
Chop and run eh? Chuck has nothing on you dude!

GreatBronco16
03-16-2009, 07:59 PM
No nothing like that , 1 mile to toll plaza Swift driver forces me int ot the concrete barrier , I am 11 foot wide , it looks like the 4 of July , I am calling this guy every name I could think of , make it through that , I get a class 8 on my toll ticket , Buddy with the exact same load gets a 9 mine is 45.00 his is 280.00 we got that fixed , right across the road is 2 state troopers , we are oversized past curfew , they just wave ...............

Keep on doing this. It will catch up with you.

Spider
03-16-2009, 07:59 PM
Chop and run eh? Chuck has nothing on you dude!

LOL I was ****ting bricks ...........

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:01 PM
Keep on doing this. It will catch up with you.

By then I will have a million dollars and you as a house servant ..so it really doesnt matter

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:02 PM
Needless to say I left alot off at the toll booth , I do this for protection of several people , not just my self ............ Maybe some day I can tell the whole story , and no one get indited for a felony ;D

GreatBronco16
03-16-2009, 08:03 PM
By then I will have a million dollars and you as a house servant ..so it really doesnt matter

As long as the pay is good and I can watch the Broncos when they play, I'm yours.:kiss:

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:05 PM
As long as the pay is good and I can watch the Broncos when they play, I'm yours.:kiss:

;D the pay is the best .......... you get to hang out with me

GreatBronco16
03-16-2009, 08:07 PM
;D the pay is the best .......... you get to hang out with me

Does that mean I get to go with you on your throat punching hunting trips? HELL YES!!

"Look Spider, I got one!!, I think he's dead though"

(spider)"Naw man, it's just a flesh wound"

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:08 PM
Does that mean I get to go with you on your throat punching hunting trips? HELL YES!!

"Look Spider, I got one!!, I think he's dead though"

(spider)"Naw man, it's just a flesh wound"

In time grass hopper in time ;D

GreatBronco16
03-16-2009, 08:11 PM
I remember one time, we had a driver come pick up a Stryker here at the Depot to take it to Ft.Lewis. His permits had not showed up yet but he said to hell with it and took off. About 2 hours later, we had to pick up the Stryker and drive it back to the Depot. He got stopped and needless to say, he wasn't as lucky as you. I think he got fired the next day too.

JanaŽ
03-16-2009, 08:19 PM
;D the pay is the best .......... you get to hang out with me

You poor thing. LOL

Seriously, Spider, I'm glad it worked out good for you. :) And glad to see you. I miss ya.

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:41 PM
I remember one time, we had a driver come pick up a Stryker here at the Depot to take it to Ft.Lewis. His permits had not showed up yet but he said to hell with it and took off. About 2 hours later, we had to pick up the Stryker and drive it back to the Depot. He got stopped and needless to say, he wasn't as lucky as you. I think he got fired the next day too.

Poor bastard ... I doubt he got fired though ............ Just a good ass chewing

Spider
03-16-2009, 08:41 PM
You poor thing. LOL

Seriously, Spider, I'm glad it worked out good for you. :) And glad to see you. I miss ya.

:wiggle: I miss you to babe a lot

baja
03-16-2009, 08:43 PM
By then I will have a million dollars and you as a house servant ..so it really doesnt matter

That's what I pay my house servant, one million dollars.

PaintballCLE
03-16-2009, 09:10 PM
Needless to say I left alot off at the toll booth , I do this for protection of several people , not just my self ............ Maybe some day I can tell the whole story , and no one get indited for a felony ;D

lol just make up names and companies.......

SouthStndJunkie
03-16-2009, 09:18 PM
......Hard core ...... Man I am screwed ....... sitting in the backseat of a highway patrol cruiser , it dawned on me .............. I am a ****ing Idiot ...I am sitting in Delaware , on the side of the road waiting on permits .........10,000 Dollar fine and up to 6 years in prision ......

From all that drama to not even a slap on the wrist?

Dudeskey
03-16-2009, 09:47 PM
You're goddamned lucky, man. I hated hauling in the northeast, but its sort of a necessary evil if thats where the loads are...

baja
03-16-2009, 09:50 PM
Shiit I hate driving anything back east. Freeways that is...

I swear the last time I drove across country there was az line of trucks in the right lane from Ct. until west of KC.

Spider
03-17-2009, 06:05 AM
lol just make up names and companies.......

;D it isnt like I can make up names or companies , there was only 2 trucks , 2 troopers and 1 other person there

Spider
03-17-2009, 06:06 AM
From all that drama to not even a slap on the wrist?

not even a slap on the wrist .........

Spider
03-17-2009, 06:06 AM
You're goddamned lucky, man. I hated hauling in the northeast, but its sort of a necessary evil if thats where the loads are...

or charmed ....... If I told everything .............. I cant , cause I dont believe the **** myself

Spider
03-17-2009, 10:18 AM
Ask him about his opinion on Jaygate and let us know... We haven't had a trooper from Delaware give us an informed opinion yet.

LOL after reading this last night , I thought I would bust one on MSHA mike ....... well I m in the area where i am not allowed ............... I come here cause of more room ;D well here come Msha mike yelling , I said look Mike I have enough problems with out you ....... Cutler and McDaniels is fighting , Bowlen is no where to be found , and Now Cutler wants out of Denver , so as you can clearly see , I dont have time for your petty problems .... I snapped a pic of msha mike going to go tell on me ;D

barryr
03-17-2009, 11:15 AM
I just had a great BM. Thought I'd write this in the OM so everyone knew that breaking news.

Spider
03-17-2009, 11:26 AM
I just had a great BM. Thought I'd write this in the OM so everyone knew that breaking news.
well how much do you weigh ? that way we will know how much to pull out of the toilet to get the real Barryr back ?

broncofan7
03-17-2009, 12:35 PM
......Hard core ...... Man I am screwed ....... sitting in the backseat of a highway patrol cruiser , it dawned on me .............. I am a ****ing Idiot ...I am sitting in Delaware , on the side of the road waiting on permits .........10,000 Dollar fine and up to 6 years in prision ......

Where YOU belong. We'll take up a fund here for an extra large tub of petroleum jelly and bag of condoms just to help make your stay a little more pleasureable......

Flex Gunmetal
03-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Dude... mad props for mane postage while in a cop car. If I am in a cop car, the last thing im doing is posting on the mane.

Mad props cause its impossible and didn't happen!

Spider
03-17-2009, 05:50 PM
Mad props cause its impossible and didn't happen!

I wasnt in handcuffs ......I had free run of the station ,well actually I was escorted to the port authority building

Spider
03-17-2009, 05:52 PM
Where YOU belong. We'll take up a fund here for an extra large tub of petroleum jelly and bag of condoms just to help make your stay a little more pleasureable......

hm sounds like you know the ropes of prison life .......... Is that were you met your man trick ?

baja
03-17-2009, 08:19 PM
What happens in Cook County stays in Cook County

baja
03-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Spider did you ever play the survivor game.

DBBBSBS
03-17-2009, 09:18 PM
Looks like you are a big fat liar... much bigger than McD

Spider
03-17-2009, 09:26 PM
Spider did you ever play the survivor game.

very first survivor

Spider
03-17-2009, 09:27 PM
Looks like you are a big fat liar... much bigger than McD

As if I give a **** what it looks like to you .......

baja
03-17-2009, 10:01 PM
very first survivor

Was it fun?

JPEZ
03-17-2009, 10:17 PM
I think I am going to skate out of this with a small fine ........... But no more

I was thinking they might let you go, then plant something in your rig and arrest you again!
That's the way they roll on the east coast!
Oh wait that's only in New Jersey. :wiggle:

Spider
03-18-2009, 07:32 AM
Was it fun?

Yeah it was .........

Spider
03-18-2009, 07:39 AM
I was thinking they might let you go, then plant something in your rig and arrest you again!
That's the way they roll on the east coast!
Oh wait that's only in New Jersey. :wiggle:
:~ohyah!: naw nothing like that ........
at first he started telling me the trouble I was in for " Bootlegging " an oversized load without permits , and over a bridge no less , then I started telling him what happened , he let me get all of the stuff I wanted out of my truck and took me over to the Port Authority , showed me the break room , bathroom etc ............ nice building ;D
but he took me back to my truck ,I realized I lost my cell phone ..... Over his radio Dispatch tells him a woman found my cell phone in the bathroom ... I looked at him and said , I never ever went into the ladies room . he laughed and said it was the cleaning lady