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Popps
03-16-2009, 12:04 AM
Here's the challenge.

You have 15 words. Exceed 15, and you suck.

You have to explain this situation to someone who literally knows nothing about football. (Say, Taco for instance.) You need to have them understand the truth, as you see it. But, again.. 15 words.

This person asks you the following question:

"If this quarterback person wants to play for the Broncos, and the Broncos have no intention of trading him... and want him to be the starter, why is this quarterback refusing to play, and leaving town?"



Go....

BroncoBuff
03-16-2009, 12:05 AM
Child dictator in over his head .... owner drunk ... gm castrated ... record-setting pro-bowl quarterback gone.
.


(That's 15 if "pro-bowl" counts as one ;D)

lex
03-16-2009, 12:06 AM
Can this thread be deleted to spare us another instance where "gate" is added on to the end of a controversy?

Taco John
03-16-2009, 12:07 AM
I always enjoy these threads... Good call Popps.

UberBroncoMan
03-16-2009, 12:07 AM
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** this ****

BroncoMan4ever
03-16-2009, 12:10 AM
Child dictator in over his head .... owner drunk ... gm castrated ... record-setting pro-bowl quarterback gone.
.


(That's 15 if "pro-bowl" counts as one ;D)



end thread

Taco John
03-16-2009, 12:11 AM
"We didn't try to trade you! Oh yes we did! And will if we want!"

Popps
03-16-2009, 12:12 AM
If Jay wanted to stay, he'd be our quarterback. His ullterior motives killed any chances.

Dagmar
03-16-2009, 12:14 AM
Facepalm.

http://www.facepalm.org/img.php

BroncsRule
03-16-2009, 12:16 AM
Bowlen got drunk and fired Shanahan.

Then he hires McDoogie Howser.

Bus Cook smells payday.

Dexter
03-16-2009, 12:17 AM
We divided by zero.

http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/atomic-bomb.jpg

GreatBronco16
03-16-2009, 12:20 AM
Bus went to teams about trade. Media went to Jay. Jay pissed all over himself.

Anaximines
03-16-2009, 12:22 AM
Cutler already mad about coaching changes. Lack of trust and McDaniels' pride set him off.

Arkie
03-16-2009, 12:48 AM
McDaniels inexperience combined with Cutler’s poor attitude and Cook’s manipulation caused them to part ways.

Bigdawg26
03-16-2009, 12:52 AM
McDaniels is an a$$hole.... Jay is a crybaby... Bowlen is a coward! THIS SUCKS!!!!

Blueflame
03-16-2009, 01:01 AM
Bowlen is a Gutless Drunk who gave too much power to a rookie HC

Williams
03-16-2009, 01:09 AM
Cutler's sensitive feelings were hurt because new management mulled over trade offers... despite ultimately refusing.

Meck77
03-16-2009, 01:14 AM
Jay want$ to be $hown the money. The Bronco$ don't think he'$ worth it.

SureShot
03-16-2009, 01:16 AM
Jay want$ to be $hown the money. The Bronco$ don't think he'$ worth it.

They will pay him bank on it.

Bronco X
03-16-2009, 01:17 AM
Cutler or McD
Take a side or be neutral
Either way we're screwed

AbileneBroncoFan
03-16-2009, 01:24 AM
I can't do it in 15 words. I'll give one sentence to each person involved.

McDaniels: "When I see you at Dairy Queen next year, I'll want a cheeseburger, large fries, Dr. Pepper and oreo blizzard."

Cutler: "You thought this was worth going crazy over, wait until you get to the circus in the career killer, I mean Detroit."

Xanders: "Sam Bradford will be a good choice with the #1 overall pick in 2010 and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE let a jackass coach even think about trading that for Tom Brady's backup."

Bowlen: "Welcome to hell on earth."

Cook: "**** you."

kappys
03-16-2009, 01:26 AM
Jay = Egomaniac, Mcdaniels = Egomaniac, Bus = Succubus, Bowlen = Gutless Drunk, Situation = FUBAR

sisterhellfyre
03-16-2009, 01:30 AM
Here's the challenge.

You have 15 words. Exceed 15, and you suck.

Go....

Throwing temper tantrums is not good negotiating strategy. For either side.

Regards,
m.

Play2win
03-16-2009, 01:37 AM
Blessing in disguise

Bronco Yoda
03-16-2009, 01:40 AM
Everyone crapped their pants and went home messy. We the fans left with stinky floor.

chaz
03-16-2009, 02:26 AM
Everyone crapped their pants and went home messy. We the fans left with stinky floor.

LOL we have a winner

thumpc
03-16-2009, 02:27 AM
Joshua McD is the substitute teacher trying to take attendance after expelling half the class.

atomicbloke
03-16-2009, 02:36 AM
I'll go better and do this in 4 words.

Bus Cook needs money.

End of story.

Popps
03-16-2009, 03:02 AM
I'll go better and do this in 4 words.

Bus Cook needs money.

End of story.

LOL

Gort
03-16-2009, 05:29 AM
TO. Keyshawn. Randy Moss. Jeff George. Jay Cutler. Selfish. Cancer.

McDaniels. Taking out the trash.

The Joker
03-16-2009, 06:07 AM
McDaniels ****ed up, now Jay is manipulating it to get paid. Neither side will flinch.

TheReverend
03-16-2009, 06:25 AM
3 words is plenty:

"Pat Loves Scotch"

alkemical
03-16-2009, 06:49 AM
Fubar