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garandman
03-11-2009, 04:51 PM
I know, I know this is breaking the "100 post rule" but I couldn't help it..

This just in: Andre Smith has some huge man boobs!
325 lb OT that bp 225 19 times, he is projected to be a top ten pick, ridiculous

now back to Cutler TV
:welcome:

DHallblows
03-11-2009, 05:08 PM
That guy would be one hell of a bear, but we need someone on the OTHER line with out first pick...if possible ;D

bombquixote
03-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Pffft. My grandma can bench 225 19 times.


Then again, her footwork sucks.

HEAV
03-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Thread useless without pics Ha!

Arkansas Bronco
03-11-2009, 05:23 PM
Thread useless without pics Ha!

No thanks I dont need to see huge man boobs.

Broncosfreak_56
03-11-2009, 05:27 PM
Thread useless with pics Ha!

fixd

SouthStndJunkie
03-11-2009, 09:12 PM
SCOUT: “SMITH LOST MILLIONS TODAY”

Posted by Aaron Wilson on March 11, 2009, 4:25 p.m.

Alabama offensive tackle Andre Smith’s campus workout today in front of NFL scouts was a “disaster,” according to Tony Pauline of SI.com.

Quoting an unnamed scout, Pauline writes that Smith’s lack of preparation was obvious as he was overweight. One scout called the performance, “one of the worst workouts I’ve ever seen.”

Another AFC East scout told Pauline: “He lost millions today.”

As a league source told us earlier today, Smith ran with his shirt off.

According to Pauline, comments were made about “the flab and the rolls on his body” during Smith’s 40-yard dashes as he posted times between 5.21 and 5.29 seconds.

Per the article, several scouts weren’t happy to travel a long way only to witness a bad workout. And Smith’s trainers were not pleased, either.

SouthStndJunkie
03-11-2009, 09:13 PM
Andre Smith should have just told the scouts "They're real, and they're spectacular!"

Popcorn Sutton
03-11-2009, 09:17 PM
I know, I know this is breaking the "100 post rule" but I couldn't help it..

This just in: Andre Smith has some huge man boobs!
325 lb OT that bp 225 19 times, he is projected to be a top ten pick, ridiculous

now back to Cutler TV
:welcome:

Clever...

yerner
03-11-2009, 09:17 PM
Dude can still play. He might be an idiot but some team in the 2nd round just got a pretty good player. And 19 times for a dude with arms that long isn't bad.

SureShot
03-11-2009, 09:22 PM
Maybe Rev and I can send over a sham-wow manzier for the big fella.

razorwire77
03-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Thread useless without pics Ha!

Be careful what you wish for. Ha!

http://nfldotcom.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/a_smith_090311_blog.jpg?w=183&h=300

SouthStndJunkie
03-11-2009, 09:42 PM
Dude can still play. He might be an idiot but some team in the 2nd round just got a pretty good player. And 19 times for a dude with arms that long isn't bad.

I agree....he may not look pretty, but somebody is going to get themselves a good tackle.

Los Broncos
03-11-2009, 09:46 PM
Dam looks like real hooters

SouthStndJunkie
03-12-2009, 09:09 AM
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Man-Goblin
03-12-2009, 09:12 AM
Mayock said last night that he thinks the Raiders are going to take him.

Kaylore
03-12-2009, 09:15 AM
That dude has breast tissue. Seriously. He's probably been taking 'roids without an estrogen inhibitor.

TheReverend
03-12-2009, 09:19 AM
That dude has breast tissue. Seriously. He's probably been taking 'roids without an estrogen inhibitor.

Or these:

http://gurugilbert.com/wp-content/BigMac.jpg

SouthStndJunkie
03-12-2009, 09:20 AM
That dude has breast tissue. Seriously. He's probably been taking 'roids without an estrogen inhibitor.

No....those are straight up natural Alabama fried titties.

bronco militia
03-12-2009, 09:21 AM
Random Things About Me: Andre Smith



1. I’d rather eat a pancake than deliver one.

2. I hold the Alabama State Fair record for most deep-fried racks of ribs consumed (seven) in a an hour.

3. I weigh 332 pounds.

4. **** this, I’m going home.

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Kaylore
03-12-2009, 09:22 AM
I don't think it's fat. Flab titts ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.

TheReverend
03-12-2009, 09:23 AM
I don't think it's fat. Flab boobies ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.

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Boobs ARE sacks of fat...

SouthStndJunkie
03-12-2009, 09:24 AM
I don't think it's fat. Flab titts ooze down like a pancake. Those boobies are firm and have structure enough to bounce around and maintain their shape. That dude is probably lactating.

You are focusing too much on them.

Go home to your new wife.

bronco militia
03-12-2009, 09:26 AM
Kaylore=man boob expert

oubronco
03-12-2009, 09:27 AM
You are focusing too much on them.

Go home to your new wife.

Hilarious!

broncofan
03-12-2009, 09:32 AM
19 is horrible for an Olineman. Even Cutler (who apparently wears diapers, according to some) did it 23 times.

no-pseudo-fan
03-12-2009, 09:43 AM
No....those are straight up natural Alabama fried titties.

mmmmmmmm fried!!!!!!