Clark
03-10-2009, 02:13 PM
Reliable sources tell me that the Broncos will soon announce a trade bringing Jay “Cry Baby” Cutler to Denver. The trade was engineered by Josh McIdiot behind Brian Xander’s back, who is furious according to insiders.com. Denver will be fined their first round picks this year and next for violating league policy prohibiting teams from trading with themselves. But McIdiot believes it will be worth it because the Cry Baby will finally stop crying because he got traded, and of course, McIdiot will not be saddled with the moniker of the dumb f**k coach who lost Cutler. The only hitch in the deal--Cutler must pass potty training overseen by Rich Tuten at Dove Valley sometime on Wednesday.
Man, I am glad that’s over with. Now we can begin to ramp up our righteous indignation over Denver’s draft choices next month.
Man, I am glad that’s over with. Now we can begin to ramp up our righteous indignation over Denver’s draft choices next month.