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Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 10:34 AM
Any news in Donk land?

Anything happen?

You guys must be super-excited about the McDaniels era right now......right?

TheReverend
03-06-2009, 10:41 AM
Is your time up?

Smiling Assassin27
03-06-2009, 10:42 AM
i'm a big fan of risotto.

theAPAOps5
03-06-2009, 10:43 AM
The DEAL is DONE........ fatboy is back.

Popps
03-06-2009, 10:45 AM
Any news in Donk land?

Anything happen?

You guys must be super-excited about the McDaniels era right now......right?

You need to scan the board a little better, jiggles.

Excitement is definitely building. Most of the long-time fans around here are very excited, with a few notable exceptions.

So, I'm not sure what your point was supposed to be, but as usual... you failed.

socalorado
03-06-2009, 10:57 AM
Poor, poor bobo.

24champ
03-06-2009, 11:03 AM
Hi Arghemtee....

crowebomber
03-06-2009, 11:12 AM
How's Warpaint doin these days?

Hotrod
03-06-2009, 11:16 AM
Whats going on?

Well your mayor just ran the squaws out of KC

Punisher
03-06-2009, 11:23 AM
Whats a Donk?

vancejohnson82
03-06-2009, 11:29 AM
damnit...i used to be able to make jokes about Bob living in his parents basement


now I live in my parents basement......

Punisher
03-06-2009, 11:36 AM
damnit...i used to be able to make jokes about Bob living in his parents basement


now I live in my parents basement......

your not the only one

GSRelyea
03-06-2009, 11:46 AM
I just went to MOES and it was great. Nothing like a homewrecker to get you going.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 12:01 PM
I just went to MOES and it was great. Nothing like a homewrecker to get you going.

Huh?

loborugger
03-06-2009, 12:08 PM
My friend sends me clips from The Sports Guy...

Q: In Matt Cassel's first news conference with the Chiefs, someone asked Cassel if he was looking forward to meeting Bernard Pollard. Shouldn't he immediately take some of his new money and buy Pollard a new car? The best full circle moment is the fact Cassel would still be a nobody if it weren't for the Chiefs and now he is playing for them. GOD, I LOVE THE NFL!
-- David, Elon, N.C.


SG: I'll go one further -- imagine if we learned Cassel offered Pollard $3 million to take out Brady's knee in Week 1? Would that be one of the five biggest scandals in sports history? It wouldn't be bigger than the 1919 White Sox throwing the World Series, or the college basketball point-shaving scandals in the '40s and '50s but it would be equally as big as Tonya Harding conspiring to maim Nancy Kerrigan, right? By the way, listen to Monday's B.S. Report if you want to hear me make the case for the 2009 Chiefs as a phenomenal bet at 100-to-1 to win the Super Bowl, thanks to my theory that the success of one team can become a sports colonic for that city's fans, turn them from "glass half-empty" to "glass half-full" and ignite every other team in the city. I see the Royals kicking off things by becoming this year's 2008 Rays, followed by an NBA team moving to K.C. in June or July. Then in September, with the pennant race heating up and K.C. fans already delirious, the Chiefs will charge out of the gate with four straight wins although there's a sobering moment when Joe Posnanski's head tragically explodes as he's crafting a column trying to put everything in perspective. Just be prepared. Wait, you don't believe me?

The least Bernie could do is pull him aside and mention during training camp to avoid the chubby little kid with the glee in his eye and the twinkie in his pocket. He asks a lot of strange questions and is known for stealing shower shoes.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-06-2009, 12:32 PM
BOOB! Welcome back, gomer pyle.

Bronx33
03-06-2009, 12:34 PM
You ever get laid? and i noticed hostess twinkie production doubled when you left.

BroncoBuff
03-06-2009, 12:38 PM
Hi Arghemtee....
Exactly ... arghemtee. But isn't it common practice for banned users to log on with a different name and throw a few pot-shots anyway?

And we should all admit that Bob does deserve some props for keeping his word this time ... if we bury him every time he screws up, we gotta give him some credit when he follows through.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 12:44 PM
You ever get laid? and i noticed hostess twinkie production doubled when you left.

No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge tits this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.

Br0nc0Buster
03-06-2009, 12:49 PM
No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge boobies this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.

Blow up dolls and your mom dont count

vancejohnson82
03-06-2009, 12:51 PM
No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge boobies this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.

I'm not sure if this is good ol' fashioned self deprecating humor...

or just straight patheticism

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 12:51 PM
Blow up dolls and your mom dont count

Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)

cutthemdown
03-06-2009, 12:54 PM
I am super excited. Only a shortsighted fan would be upset over anything that has went on this offseason. I expected some turmoil, it's only to be expected.

You should worry though because former players of your new coach say he is aloof and the vets in Arizona hated him.

TheReverend
03-06-2009, 12:54 PM
Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)

When you e-mailed me that you were using your ban time by having liposuction and a sex-change, I really thought that was just good ole Clayton messin around, but...

MY GOD MAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

cutthemdown
03-06-2009, 12:56 PM
No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge boobies this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.

If it's true and you still haven't had sex then you are doomed. Studies show that people who wait until they are old to experience sex are never good at it. They report all sort of dysfunction.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 12:57 PM
If it's true and you still haven't had sex then you are doomed. Studies show that people who wait until they are old to experience sex are never good at it. They report all sort of dysfunction.

One of them wants to teach me.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-06-2009, 01:00 PM
One of them wants to teach me.

Doubtful.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 01:01 PM
I took the lady at her word.

TheReverend
03-06-2009, 01:02 PM
I took the lady at her word.

Precisely why you're still a virgin....

24champ
03-06-2009, 01:03 PM
Exactly ... arghemtee. But isn't it common practice for banned users to log on with a different name and throw a few pot-shots anyway?

And we should all admit that Bob does deserve some props for keeping his word this time ... if we bury him every time he screws up, we gotta give him some credit when he follows through.

Yeah but he doesn't deserve "props" for coming back under "arghemtee".

Anyone that thinks this lazy moron actually follows through on anything is kidding themselves.

Br0nc0Buster
03-06-2009, 01:03 PM
Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)

That could be your cousin for all I know

or a prostitute.....

cutthemdown
03-06-2009, 01:06 PM
One of them wants to teach me.

you waited to long boob. There will be some women who will find it interesting you have no experience, but soon they will realize you missed all the good years for learning about how to screw. You learn in the backseat of a car when your 15-18 yrs old, not when your friggin 30.

Good luck with that though I don't wish bad sex on any man because it leads to people living in their parents basement and pretending to be football reporters.

Kaylore
03-06-2009, 01:07 PM
I think it could be real. I just don't understand how it took Bob 27 years to find craigslist. As someone who waited about the same amount of time, this thread is really very sad.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 01:07 PM
Yeah but he doesn't deserve "props" for coming back under "arghemtee".

Anyone that thinks this lazy moron actually follows through on anything is kidding themselves.

LOL I had no dupes you ****ing moron.

cutthemdown
03-06-2009, 01:08 PM
Precisely why you're still a virgin....

I'd say because he is annoying and get's more pleasure out of being a jerk then anything else.

Either that or his mom dressed him funny all the way up to 30 yrs old and now it's too late to begin the training.

Good sex is like being a Jedi, you can't be too young to begin the training young padawan.

Br0nc0Buster
03-06-2009, 01:10 PM
I'd say because he is annoying and get's more pleasure out of being a jerk then anything else.

Either that or his mom dressed him funny all the way up to 30 yrs old and now it's too late to begin the training.

Good sex is like being a Jedi, you can't be too young to begin the training young padawan.

The nine year old who was raped in Africa and got pregnant disagrees with you

cutthemdown
03-06-2009, 01:11 PM
That could be your cousin for all I know

or a prostitute.....

Who cares cousins need some lovin too!!!!!!

And prostitute, well, that's what they are for.l

24champ
03-06-2009, 01:12 PM
LOL I had no dupes you ****ing moron.

Socal outted you, dumbass.

Also explains why "Arghemtee" hasn't posted today...and probably will be just a coincidence that Arghamtee won't post anymore since you are "back". ::)

vancejohnson82
03-06-2009, 01:13 PM
Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)


I bet this girl's face looks like it got smashed in with a sack of hot nickels and then feasted on by Old Navy ape actors

ohiobronco2
03-06-2009, 01:19 PM
I bet this girl's face looks like it got smashed in with a sack of hot nickels and then feasted on by Old Navy ape actors

LOL

ohiobronco2
03-06-2009, 01:20 PM
So Bob, which is it, the hispanic or white woman. :spit:

BroncoMan4ever
03-06-2009, 01:25 PM
you waited to long boob. There will be some women who will find it interesting you have no experience, but soon they will realize you missed all the good years for learning about how to screw. You learn in the backseat of a car when your 15-18 yrs old, not when your friggin 30.

Good luck with that though I don't wish bad sex on any man because it leads to people living in their parents basement and pretending to be football reporters.

not only that, but supposedly sexual frustration from being a virgin that long takes a mental toll on the person, and it becomes only a matter of time before that person is climbing a clock tower with a high powered rifle. or in the case of a Chiefs fan, the top of his mom's house with a paint ball gun

BroncoMan4ever
03-06-2009, 01:30 PM
I bet this girl's face looks like it got smashed in with a sack of hot nickels and then feasted on by Old Navy ape actors

that's not fair man, i'm sure she is an absolutely lovely mutant or mentally challenged girl.

Los Broncos
03-06-2009, 02:14 PM
Are you still doing lunch dates with chicks?

Los Broncos
03-06-2009, 02:15 PM
Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)

Melons must be in season.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
03-06-2009, 02:20 PM
umm lets not mention ronald mcdonalds inbred cousin whos now the coach of the broncos. damn bowlen needs to go to AA .

Taco John
03-06-2009, 02:21 PM
I think this thread is proof that people like having Bob around. He starts a thread, I see it but ignore it all day. But now it's on it's second page and looks like it has no intention of slowing down.

loborugger
03-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Does this count?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2103/0001052gmccp.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0001052gmccp.jpg)

Did you learn nothing from your last internet fiasco? Have you learned nothing about how to get along with women? Do you realize that if she saw this, you wouldnt be seeing any more of those?

Whats the definition of insanity... doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Look, you wanna be with women? Get off the net, quite posting their cleavage on CP and OM, and grow up. Pretty f-in simple stuff, Bob.

Kaylore
03-06-2009, 03:16 PM
I think this thread is proof that people like having Bob around. He starts a thread, I see it but ignore it all day. But now it's on it's second page and looks like it has no intention of slowing down.

Ehhh....I think he has some freak-show entertainment value, especially in the off season, but I wouldn't interpret peoples' response in this thread as an endorsement of Bob and his sick personality.

DenverBrit
03-06-2009, 03:44 PM
I bet this girl's face looks like it got smashed in with a sack of hot nickels and then feasted on by Old Navy ape actors

The real question is:

Boob's first encounter, Pre or Post op? :spit:

Bronx33
03-06-2009, 04:05 PM
No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge boobies this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.


Don't worry you will **** it up somehow, it would probably be in your best interest ( to talk as little as possiable)


good luck

SouthStndJunkie
03-06-2009, 04:06 PM
Those look like some nice melons.

Bronx33
03-06-2009, 04:08 PM
I bet this girl's face looks like it got smashed in with a sack of hot nickels and then feasted on by Old Navy ape actors



Now we know why he cropped off her head.

gunns
03-06-2009, 04:21 PM
Oh wow, it's time for Bob's annual Donks suck, KC will win the division off season post. Another earmark of the off season.

My question: will mom and dad move the home (and of course the basement) if the Chiefs move?

DenverBrit
03-06-2009, 04:36 PM
Oh wow, it's time for Bob's annual Donks suck, KC will win the division off season post. Another earmark of the off season.

My question: will mom and dad move the home (and of course the basement) if the Chiefs move?

They'd move and change their names if Boob would leave the house for an hour.

chawknz
03-06-2009, 06:49 PM
You guys must be super-excited about the McDaniels era right now......right?

Very excited, thanks.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 08:47 PM
Socal outted you, dumbass.

Also explains why "Arghemtee" hasn't posted today...and probably will be just a coincidence that Arghamtee won't post anymore since you are "back". ::)

LOL...show me the post.

Hilarious that you guys think I had a dupe.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 09:10 PM
Oh wow, it's time for Bob's annual Donks suck, KC will win the division off season post. Another earmark of the off season.

I didn't post that last offseason and won't post that this offseason.

In short, STFU.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-06-2009, 09:47 PM
Are you still doing lunch dates with chicks?

No, dating is for losers.

I find chicks to **** and **** 'em.

One day.

doonwise
03-06-2009, 10:30 PM
No, dating is for losers.

I find "chicks" to **** and **** 'em.

I nailed Bob. Taught him everything he knows about rough anal.

"Squeal like a pig, boy."

Archer81
03-06-2009, 10:31 PM
I nailed Bob. Taught him everything he knows about rough anal.

"Squeal like a pig, boy."



Wow.


:Broncos:

doonwise
03-06-2009, 10:37 PM
Wow.


:Broncos:

Oh, come on now brother, who hasn't nailed Bob??:wiggle:

OrangeRising
03-06-2009, 10:59 PM
Are those 21-thousand+ posts just someones' idea of a joke? Maybe the mods put that number there to make this guy look foolish. Except for the people that run this place, I can't imagine anyone having that number of posts for the amount of time he's been registered here. Not someone with any kind of life at any rate. And I take it, he's not a Bronco fan. You would have to sit at the keyboard 18 hours a day to rack up those numbers. You don't do that, do you friend?

easymobee
03-06-2009, 11:16 PM
Not as excited as you must be. Its not everyday that you get to relive the Steve Bono era.

ol number 7
03-06-2009, 11:58 PM
No, but soon, my little bronx...soon.

I'm actually meeting a woman with huge boobies this afternoon. We send each other naughty messages. If you want to know more there's a huge thread on Chiefsplanet.

Hope she turns out to be Pioli in drag. But go ahead use your Viagra anyway.
Pioli only got Cassel because he like the way he looked cleaning his toes in the shower.

ol number 7
03-07-2009, 12:02 AM
Are those 21-thousand+ posts just someones' idea of a joke? Maybe the mods put that number there to make this guy look foolish. Except for the people that run this place, I can't imagine anyone having that number of posts for the amount of time he's been registered here. Not someone with any kind of life at any rate. And I take it, he's not a Bronco fan. You would have to sit at the keyboard 18 hours a day to rack up those numbers. You don't do that, do you friend?
It's easy. Bob posts on everything and yet still knows nothing. You see Bob was very bad in his previous life therefore he was sentenced to be a Blowhard in this life.

Archer81
03-07-2009, 12:37 AM
Oh, come on now brother, who hasn't nailed Bob??:wiggle:


I wouldnt. The arrowhead tat on his ass is a turnoff.


:Broncos:

BroncoBuff
03-07-2009, 12:40 AM
You pretty excited about Todd Haley, Bob?

24champ
03-07-2009, 01:09 AM
LOL...show me the post.

Hilarious that you guys think I had a dupe.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2307691&postcount=44

Dagmar
03-07-2009, 07:30 AM
Bob's a


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Trolling ****. Get cancer and die Boob.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-07-2009, 03:59 PM
So Bob, which is it, the hispanic or white woman. :spit:

I think I prefer the white woman. She texted me last night and said "I wish you were drunk with me." Hilarious!

Bob's your Information Minister
03-07-2009, 04:00 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2307691&postcount=44

That's funny. Really.

Bob's your Information Minister
03-07-2009, 04:00 PM
You pretty excited about Todd Haley, Bob?

How could I not be? Sumbitch is exactly what we need. An asshole!

OABB
03-07-2009, 04:04 PM
I think I prefer the white woman. She texted me last night and said "I wish you were drunk with me." Hilarious!

I speak woman. Allow me to translate:

"I started talking dirty to you, and now that I have gotten to know you, I have to find a way out of this mess. Perhaps I can liquor you up to the point that you black out, and that way I can lie and say we had sex and maybe than you will think you scored and move along without having to have ever accepted your soft blubbery tissue inside or on top of me."