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mr007
03-03-2009, 03:01 PM
JAY: I don't know how to put this Josh, so I'm just gonna lay it out there.... I've been brainwashed to act a little childish.

JOSH: And?

JAY: And I just need a place to lay low for a while and gather my thoughts....

JOSH: Aight, but we just need to straighten some **** out... Why you been actin' so messed up towards me?

JAY: Why you been actin' so messed up towards me?

JOSH: Well, you go first...

JAY: Well I don't know, maybe it's kinda because you're the new guy in town and you sorta kicked out my homies and what not and I kinda feel like the odd man out or whatever. When I heard about the trade stuff I was like, man that really hurt.

JOSH: When you told me you weren't gonna come to my conference that really hurt.... Maybe I was scared man, you're JAY CUTLER. Yeah, you're JAY CUTLER. You wanna hear something crazy? Your work in the Cleveland game last year where you went for over 400 yards, that's what inspired me to come to this organization... I freakin' worship you man! I'm sorry I was whack.

JAY: NO, I was whack!

JOSH: I was whack.

End of story!
DenverBrit
03-03-2009, 03:06 PM
This deserves the cat!!
Inkana7
03-03-2009, 03:08 PM
I love Zoolander.
UberBroncoMan
03-03-2009, 03:08 PM
Josh: You had me at "lay it out there."
FantomForce
03-03-2009, 03:09 PM
Let me answer your question with a question, how many abidigitals do you see in the NFL?
Smiling Assassin27
03-03-2009, 03:10 PM
your forgot the part about going on to win 9 consecutive superbowls together...
mr007
03-03-2009, 08:32 PM
I love Zoolander.

Yeah, need to queue Broncos cheerleader orgy at the end as well.
BroncoMan4ever
03-03-2009, 09:10 PM
Yeah, need to queue Broncos cheerleader orgy at the end as well.

idk, the way that transcript was going i don't think either of them would have been looking for ladies. i thought Josh was going to try to knock Jay's junk around
slyinky
03-04-2009, 02:03 AM
idk, the way that transcript was going i don't think either of them would have been looking for ladies. i thought Josh was going to try to knock Jay's junk around
Yeah, in the end I was waiting for the porn music to be queued; "Bow Chicka Wow Wow"
Swedish Extrovert
03-04-2009, 04:59 AM
Now I know what needs to be done to settle this between Jay and Josh...

WALK OFF!