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oubronco
02-13-2009, 08:43 AM
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


ROFL! LOL

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 08:45 AM
Wow I lead a sheltered life I didnt actually belived people did that sort of thing.

TailgateNut
02-13-2009, 08:51 AM
:spit:

Havin' to listen to "Her nagging" is just medicine for this moron.

rugbythug
02-13-2009, 08:53 AM
I am guessing he is not welcome at his mothers house much anymore.

vancejohnson82
02-13-2009, 08:54 AM
:spit:

Havin' to listen to "Her nagging" is just medicine for this moron.

haha...(cymbals crash)

DenverBrit
02-13-2009, 08:57 AM
Boob can only dream of marrying a goat! Ha!

loborugger
02-13-2009, 09:05 AM
What happens if he gets hungry and decides to eat his wife? Is that a crime?

oubronco
02-13-2009, 09:07 AM
What happens if he gets hungry and decides to eat his wife? Is that a crime?

:spit:

Cool Breeze
02-13-2009, 09:08 AM
What happens if he gets hungry and decides to eat his wife? Is that a crime?

No but if that happens lock up your dog!

Rohirrim
02-13-2009, 09:10 AM
As a wedding gift, might I suggest mint jelly?

oubronco
02-13-2009, 09:11 AM
the farmers in the area had better get a neighborhood watch program cause this dude probably thinks them cows got a purty tail on em

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 09:13 AM
As a wedding gift, might I suggest mint jelly?

LOL

so is it just good nutrition if he drinks his wifes milk or sick???

oubronco
02-13-2009, 09:14 AM
LOL

so is it just good nutrition if he drinks his wifes milk or sick???

OH MY Ha!

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 09:14 AM
You have to love living in the age of the interwebs. A man can screw a goat in Sudan and get made fun of in another country on a sports message board Ha!

oubronco
02-13-2009, 09:16 AM
Technology Baby Hilarious!

vancejohnson82
02-13-2009, 09:19 AM
You have to love living in the age of the interwebs. A man can screw a goat in Sudan and get made fun of in another country on a sports message board Ha!

very good point...

let's hope their isn't a Sudanese Goat Loving message board that's laughing at the Broncos collapse

Garcia Bronco
02-13-2009, 09:19 AM
Shouldn't it read "Goat" forced to marry Sudan Man?

Rohirrim
02-13-2009, 09:30 AM
LOL

so is it just good nutrition if he drinks his wifes milk or sick???

How many wives out there can also give you cheese? :yayaya:

broncofan7
02-13-2009, 09:39 AM
Link?

Kaylore
02-13-2009, 09:40 AM
I think this has been posted before many years ago.

Kaylore
02-13-2009, 09:41 AM
Yeah here it is.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

It's a three year old story.

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 09:41 AM
I move the mods merge this with the sex partners thread

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 09:42 AM
I think this has been posted before many years ago.


Who knows maybe it has become a trend???

crowebomber
02-13-2009, 09:43 AM
But would Spider hit it?

TheReverend
02-13-2009, 09:49 AM
What happens if he gets hungry and decides to eat his wife? Is that a crime?

When I was married I ate my wife all the time and no one had a problem with it.

???

Kaylore
02-13-2009, 09:49 AM
Here is the original thread. Not surprising, the thread made a lot of references to Bob.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=38467

The Mane uses the word "goat" a lot. I had to dig through a lot of threads.

BroncoInferno
02-13-2009, 09:56 AM
Shouldn't it read "Goat" forced to marry Sudan Man?

LOL I was gonna say the same thing Ha!

Rohirrim
02-13-2009, 10:05 AM
When I was married I ate my wife all the time and no one had a problem with it.

???

Yeah, but with mint jelly?

SouthStndJunkie
02-13-2009, 12:21 PM
Adam Sandler - The Goat

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broncosteven
02-13-2009, 01:54 PM
Wow I lead a sheltered life I didnt actually belived people did that sort of thing.

I read a piece in the Trib about men somewhere in Africa raping babies. They thought they couldn't get aids from baby's so they started raping babies.

Isn't the rumor that aids got started in Africa because men were ****ing monkeys?

Go **** a goat and leave the babies alone.

loborugger
02-13-2009, 02:23 PM
When I was married I ate my wife all the time and no one had a problem with it.

???

LOL

I knew that I shoulda put down eating in a literal and not a sexual manner.

Also - if no one had a problem with it, why is she your ex? :approve:

no-pseudo-fan
02-13-2009, 02:26 PM
Not too bad when it comes to Tax time.

Hotrod
02-13-2009, 02:50 PM
I read a piece in the Trib about men somewhere in Africa raping babies. They thought they couldn't get aids from baby's so they started raping babies.

Isn't the rumor that aids got started in Africa because men were ****ing monkeys?

Go **** a goat and leave the babies alone.

Damn :nono:

We used to have a thread around here, something like "you know your going to hell when?"

TheReverend
02-13-2009, 03:03 PM
LOL

I knew that I shoulda put down eating in a literal and not a sexual manner.

Also - if no one had a problem with it, why is she your ex? :approve:

Because the doctor wouldn't put in extra stitches after we had our 9lb 4 oz kid.

Hilarious!

oubronco
02-13-2009, 03:45 PM
Because the doctor wouldn't put in extra stitches after we had our 9lb 4 oz kid.

Hilarious!

OH DAMN :rofl:

broncosteven
02-13-2009, 05:21 PM
Because the doctor wouldn't put in extra stitches after we had our 9lb 4 oz kid.

Hilarious!

Sure it wasn't the 2" penis?

LOL