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BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 12:50 AM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

DBroncos4life
02-12-2009, 12:54 AM
it shouldn't matter

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 12:59 AM
it shouldn't matter

that's what i thought, but she has it in her head that at most a guy should be at around 5 and a girl around 4.

idk what kind of crap she was raised to believe, but as a dude i don't have that kind of set number limit that apparently she does. if i am single i am going to have fun.

i could understand her being pissed if i hooked up with 17 girls behind her back, but i didn't even know her when i had hooked up with these other girls.

DBroncos4life
02-12-2009, 01:01 AM
that's what i thought, but she has it in her head that at most a guy should be at around 5 and a girl around 4.

idk what kind of crap she was raised to believe, but as a dude i don't have that kind of set number limit that apparently she does. if i am single i am going to have fun.

i could understand her being pissed if i hooked up with 17 girls behind her back, but i didn't even know her when i had hooked up with these other girls.

how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?

SouthStndJunkie
02-12-2009, 01:04 AM
What if your girlfriend came out and said she had slept with over 300 dudes....including some nights when there were 3 or 4 dudes?

broncolife
02-12-2009, 01:04 AM
2 hands are my limit:kubiak: :stuck:

SouthStndJunkie
02-12-2009, 01:04 AM
how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?

Beat me to it.

DBroncos4life
02-12-2009, 01:07 AM
People don't like to be judged and when you think about sex its a very touchy subject. Guys want to be studs girls don't want to be sluts but know one wants to suck at it.

footstepsfrom#27
02-12-2009, 01:08 AM
The one I got is plenty.

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:10 AM
What if your girlfriend came out and said she had slept with over 300 dudes....including some nights when there were 3 or 4 dudes?

how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?

honestly, if she was safe when doing all those guys and didn't have a bunch of kids or abortions, i don't give a damn what her number would have been.

DBroncos4life
02-12-2009, 01:21 AM
honestly, if she was safe when doing all those guys and didn't have a bunch of kids or abortions, i don't give a damn what her number would have been.

See thats its it really. I don't care. Don't tell me your number cause I won't tell you my number. You should have told her its not who I have been with its who Im with.

OBF1
02-12-2009, 01:48 AM
17, You must be a youngster :)

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 02:05 AM
17, You must be a youngster :)

23 years old, and i have had 4 girlfriends who i was faithful to for a total of 6 years.

epicSocialism4tw
02-12-2009, 02:05 AM
From what Ive noticed, I think that it works something like dog years in a mans brain...

Each dude for a girl = 5 girls for a dude

...or something like that.

I remember when I was in high school I was dating this girl. Somehow we got into that subject and she told me that she had been with 14 dudes, and the first one was a 17 year old who was a friend of her brother's when she was 13. My respect for her plummetted beneath the floor.

Girls...please hear this...all that dude wants to do with you is to get it on. Dont lower yourself and give it to him. Keep your dignity.

DBroncos4life
02-12-2009, 02:07 AM
23 years old, and i have had 4 girlfriends who i was faithful to for a total of 6 years.

don't get into that with him :) thats part of your problem right there.

Popps
02-12-2009, 02:15 AM
I somehow managed to elude that question my entire life, no matter how many times I was asked... or how many different ways. I have no idea how I did it, but I got out of answering it every time.

TDmvp
02-12-2009, 03:03 AM
There is no magic # ...
And as far as where you are now might I suggest a maneuver I like to call the
revisionist history lie.

watermock
02-12-2009, 03:17 AM
I lost count.

They didn't matter till you...

dumbass.

DHallblows
02-12-2009, 03:19 AM
Eh 17 is a lot, won't lie...
But what are you supposed to do? This is always the best part of a relationship: Tell her the truth (because that's what she "wants" to hear) even though it'll piss her off, or lie to make her happy :-/
I'd say more than what you can count on your hands, at 23 years old, is kinda high. How long have you been going out? If it's like 2 months that's probably why she's so upset (and she shouldn't be asking such a stupid question). If it's like 9 months or a year she needs to get the **** over herself and realize you clearly aren't using her for sex.

DHallblows
02-12-2009, 03:19 AM
I lost count.

They didn't matter till you...

dumbass.

LOL And that

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 04:32 AM
give her one from me ...cant believe people count.

Northman
02-12-2009, 04:40 AM
Mine is around that total as well. Obviously, most of that was when i was between 15-25 but so what. I guess you could ask her how many ***** she has sucked. If it totals over 37 than her being mad at you is a mute point. Tell her to get over her hang up. The important thing is your with her if she cant handle it than i say move on to better pastures. Life's too short to get worked up about trivial things.

brother love
02-12-2009, 05:28 AM
The problem is you should have lied!

Sometimes this is the better alternative.

DenverBrit
02-12-2009, 05:54 AM
Tell her Wilt Chamberlain is your role model.......his claim was 20,000. Ha!

http://wiltfan.tripod.com/images/wiltview.jpg

Broncoman13
02-12-2009, 06:13 AM
My wife and I had that conversation early on. Won't get into numbers as that isn't really the important part. The important part is where you are in your life and where she is in her life. Did you "sleep with anything that moves"... perhaps in a different phase of your life you did. Not say that is or is not okay, but where are you at in life right now? You might just say that before you were at a point in your life when you weren't really looking to settle down. #'s shouldn't be a problem. If she asked you how many women you were looking forward to sleeping with from this point forward and you answer 17... then you have issues. ;D

brncs_fan
02-12-2009, 06:20 AM
Depends on the person's set of values when it comes to sex. If you view it as a sexual encounter compared to someone else who views it as an intimacy thing it makes it hard to see where they are coming from. I have had this same discussion before and even though I am not apologetic of my number I wouldn't mind if it was a little lower now that I am older.

TheReverend
02-12-2009, 06:41 AM
For guys: No such thing
For women: 5

Rohirrim
02-12-2009, 06:54 AM
I lost count.

They didn't matter till you...

dumbass.

LOL The wise one speaks.

baja
02-12-2009, 07:02 AM
I only had sex with one women she just had a bunch of different names.

spdirty
02-12-2009, 07:08 AM
I heard to find out the true answer you had to divide the mens answer by 3 and multiply the womans answer by 3. So actually you are sitting there with 5.4 while the she has actually had 12.:)

BroncoInferno
02-12-2009, 07:08 AM
That reminds me of that Chris Rock joke:

"Two. TWO?! That must have been how you were raised!"

Willynowei
02-12-2009, 07:29 AM
Basically what your number says about you is the level of intimacy you require before having sex while single.

There really is no difference between 25 and 150 aside from your standards and your level of game. The difference between under 5 and over 10 is huge, though.

When it comes to girls, who would really involve themselves in the repair-project required for a girl thats banged 50 dudes? Theres a ton of fish in the sea, why pick that one?

Natedogg
02-12-2009, 07:34 AM
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Garcia Bronco
02-12-2009, 07:36 AM
You shouldn't lie and she shouldn't be mad. Tell her she's number 1.

Los Broncos
02-12-2009, 07:37 AM
The more people you sleep with the more you put yourself at risk for HPV.

30-40 is a lot to me.

2KBack
02-12-2009, 07:49 AM
I hate that question, and will let it be known if the topic is brought up. No good came come from the conversation, it is stupid.

Here's my answer everytime a girlfriend asks:
"one since we've been dating."

I have no interest whatsoever in her "number," as long as it remains one while she's with me.

MileHighMagic
02-12-2009, 07:54 AM
Didn't anybody teach you that it's ok to lie to women?

I would suggest telling her that even though you were a little wild in the past and you knew the number would possibly upset her, you base the relationship on trust and you simply want to be honest with her and are 100% committed to her.

She's bothered now but she will be turned on the next time you mess around.

LittleFloyd
02-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Tell her you wouldn't have slept with 17 if you'd met her first. Then give her some roses or some other crap to get her off your back.

Broncochica
02-12-2009, 07:59 AM
For guys: No such thing
For women: 5

LOL Now why is that? Is that a rule or something lol! ???

Dukes
02-12-2009, 08:00 AM
If a week has gone by and she can't get over it, say goodbye. There's just too many available chicks out there to stay with someone who can't get past it.

Circle Orange
02-12-2009, 08:01 AM
Most important...no transmittable diseases!

Besides, people lie a lot about sex anyway...if you gotta go through so many, it can't be any good. :P

Tch. Another loose man! Shock of shocks...

Irish Stout
02-12-2009, 08:06 AM
Dude, chicks lie when they tell you their numbers. Don't trust em on it, so dont have the conversation... all this conversation will do is kill the relationship.

vancejohnson82
02-12-2009, 08:10 AM
I think its hilarious that one of the other boyfriends said "1"....

if his girlfriend believed that I've got some magic beans I'm looking to sell...

baja
02-12-2009, 08:12 AM
Go to Thailand every woman there is a virgin.

Beantown Bronco
02-12-2009, 08:22 AM
23 years old, and i have had 4 girlfriends who i was faithful to for a total of 6 years.

23 now
6 years of only having sex with 4 different girls

doing the math......

Unless you starting having sex at like 14, what, did you have a year where you just went nuts or something?

TheReverend
02-12-2009, 08:29 AM
LOL Now why is that? Is that a rule or something lol! ???

As far as long term prospects that is. :peace:

cmhargrove
02-12-2009, 08:38 AM
My wife and I had that conversation early on. Won't get into numbers as that isn't really the important part. The important part is where you are in your life and where she is in her life. Did you "sleep with anything that moves"... perhaps in a different phase of your life you did. Not say that is or is not okay, but where are you at in life right now? You might just say that before you were at a point in your life when you weren't really looking to settle down. #'s shouldn't be a problem. If she asked you how many women you were looking forward to sleeping with from this point forward and you answer 17... then you have issues. ;D

Oskie definitely didn't fumble this one...

I agree with his post. It's hard to take when you first hear you have been way down on someone's "list," but from that point on, it's about the quality of your relationship. She is either important to you, or not. You treat her like the only girl in your life, or not.

At first, its hard for her to take, but the real issue is underneath. Since you have been with so many, how does she measure up? Do you have diseases? Will you move on to another and dump her? Are you faithful, or are you a cheater?

It's up to you to provide those answers, if she doesn't like your answers, she needs to be in a relationship that she can trust.

worm
02-12-2009, 08:44 AM
Betcha a million dollars that even while she will get over this right now. It will definitely be brought up in future fights and arguments that have NOTHING to do with this topic.

dbfan4life
02-12-2009, 08:45 AM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.


Ever heard of the rule of 3? When boyfriend/girlfriend has the numbers conversation, you always divide the guys number by 3 and multiply the girls number by 3 and you get the 'real' numbers! Or that's the American Pie way of thinking about it!

Arkansas Bronco
02-12-2009, 08:48 AM
Betcha a million dollars that even while she will get over this right now. It will definitely be brought up in future fights and arguments that have NOTHING to do with this topic.

Why's that? Are west coast women bitchier then the east? Me and my wife had this talk before we were married and I have never heard her jab me with it.

Majik
02-12-2009, 08:53 AM
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but classic.

beat me to it! :rofl:

Majik
02-12-2009, 08:58 AM
I hate that question, and will let it be known if the topic is brought up. No good came come from the conversation, it is stupid.

Here's my answer everytime a girlfriend asks:
"one since we've been dating."

I have no interest whatsoever in her "number," as long as it remains one while she's with me.

QFT, idk what intrigues them about that question but i for one don't want to know how many they've been with, i know im not their first and we'll leave it at that.

Flex Gunmetal
02-12-2009, 09:24 AM
This question is one that you have to lie to, unless you have no game. I told the truth a couple girls ago and it was bad. But my total is kind of high due to a couple stellar years of debauchery.

theAPAOps5
02-12-2009, 09:29 AM
17, You must be a youngster :)

Don't you know about the rule of 3. He says 17 divide by 3 and thats 5.66. So round down. He has most likely slept with 5.

SouthStndJunkie
02-12-2009, 09:30 AM
Don't you know about the rule of 3. He says 17 divide by 3 and thats 5.66. So round down. He has most likely slept with 5.

It's the reverse rule of 3 with chicks.

Take whatever they say and multiply by 3.

If she says 4....4 x 3 = 12 is the true number.

Hogan11
02-12-2009, 09:35 AM
I hate that question, and will let it be known if the topic is brought up. No good came come from the conversation, it is stupid.

Here's my answer everytime a girlfriend asks:
"one since we've been dating."

I have no interest whatsoever in her "number," as long as it remains one while she's with me.

Game, set, match & checkmate. No further discussion is necessary.

USMCBladerunner
02-12-2009, 10:10 AM
There is no right answer to this question. The poster that talked about how this question is essentially a measure of intimacy level required for sex is right.

She may have well asked if you had ever had a one night stand. If the answer is yes, then the number is just a reflection of how skilled you are at charming women.

Don't feel bad about being honest. She will either deal with her shock/anger/disappointment and develop a more mature perspective about sex (and more importantly, about a partner's past), or you will have discovered some irreconcilable issue and move on to someone who won't hold judgement over you for your past choices.

Some lies might be worth the while, and this may be one of them, but dealing with the truth is usually worthwhile, regardless of the topic.

cutthemdown
02-12-2009, 10:30 AM
LOL never answer that question truthfully!!!!!! You are an idiot for doing so.

kamakazi_kal
02-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

Tell her to get over it......... now that she's slept with you her number is really21 people. :rofl:

Inkana7
02-12-2009, 10:53 AM
There are times when lying is perfectly applicable. This is one ofthem.

worm
02-12-2009, 10:57 AM
The only fair thing to do is have her count get equal to yours.

Maybe all the ones that were not selected for the MI date thread would volunteer for this community service.

El Guapo
02-12-2009, 10:59 AM
It's a very juvenile topic. While it should only be 1 (mine isn't either), this question stems from immaturity. If she has problems, dump her by the wayside because as you know, there are many other fish out at sea.

bronco militia
02-12-2009, 11:00 AM
if this girl has trouble with you being honest you should dump her immediately..

wtf ,dude

TheReverend
02-12-2009, 11:03 AM
if this girl has trouble with you being honest you should dump her imediatly... after you've lied about your number and defiled her in every imaginable way

wtf ,dude

fixed.

Garcia Bronco
02-12-2009, 11:07 AM
My problem with women is when I have to tell them about my penis size. I lie. I tell them it's much smaller than it actually is. If I told them the truth they wouldn't believe it would fit. It already gives me a bad limp. (sigh)

bronco militia
02-12-2009, 11:08 AM
Go to Thailand every woman there is a virgin.

LOL

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Doggcow
02-12-2009, 11:11 AM
My problem with women is when I have to tell them about my penis size. I lie. I tell them it's much smaller than it actually is. If I told them the truth they wouldn't believe it would fit. It already gives me a bad limp. (sigh)

Who actually asks you how big your penis is? Are you finding these girls on myspace? Cmon man, why do they have to ask? They just find that out on there own.

Beantown Bronco
02-12-2009, 11:25 AM
Little do they know, Garcia uses the metric system to make it sound bigger.

TheReverend
02-12-2009, 12:01 PM
Little do they know, Garcia uses the metric system to make it sound bigger.

cm or mm?!?!?!?

Archer81
02-12-2009, 12:20 PM
I get asked that question and have 2 sets of numbers. Women is 5. Men is 16. You answered truthfully, and its not like you are boning 17 women and her right at this minute.


:Broncos:

Jason in LA
02-12-2009, 12:32 PM
Some of the threads that have popped up over the past week are just funny. Looks like this offseason is going to be better than all the other ones ;D

As for the topic, that's one question you shouldn't answer, or give a low number. Actually, I'd say that people shouldn't ask their boyfriend/girlfriend that at all. I've never asked a woman that, and I never will. I've only been asked that question once, and I didn't ask her the question back. I really didn't want to know the answer. I don't want to know anything about a girls sexual history. It's none of my business, and my history isn't any of hers. I guess there is the issue of STDs, but you should be using protection every single time.

I have a girlfriend right now. I realize that she's not a virgin, but I don't want to hear anything about her past. We rarely have talked about each others past, and when it has come up I change the subject. What ever is in her closet she can keep it there. What ever is in my closet I'm not telling her about it. What ever she did before me I don't really care, and I don't really want to know about it.

rad
02-12-2009, 12:40 PM
From what Ive noticed, I think that it works something like dog years in a mans brain...

Each dude for a girl = 5 girls for a dude

...or something like that.

I remember when I was in high school I was dating this girl. Somehow we got into that subject and she told me that she had been with 14 dudes, and the first one was a 17 year old who was a friend of her brother's when she was 13. My respect for her plummetted beneath the floor.

Girls...please hear this...all that dude wants to do with you is to get it on. Dont lower yourself and give it to him. Keep your dignity.

The actual formula is:

For men, divide the number claimed by 2.

For women, multiply the number claimed by 2.

Meck77
02-12-2009, 12:41 PM
What ever she did before me I don't really care, and I don't really want to know about it.

I understand what your saying but that sounds a bit risky IMO. I wouldn't purchase a car without knowing it's history. I wouldn't buy a house without researching it. Why ignore someone's past sexual relationships?

Florida_Bronco
02-12-2009, 12:45 PM
This thread delivers!

OBF1
02-12-2009, 12:51 PM
Why in the world you would answer her question in the first place is beyond me.

Do you not know when you are being set up? There is no answer you could give that she would be happy with.... Next time she tries to pull one over on you, Turn her around and donkey punch her, After she wakes up and thinks about it, you will never get ambushed again by her.

DenverBroncosJM
02-12-2009, 01:00 PM
Do you tell her she looks fat too when she asks?

There is a very very thin line between truth and stupidity.

UberBroncoMan
02-12-2009, 01:14 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

In my opinion... I think your GF should have been proud of you for telling her the truth, even though it would freak out most girls. Most dudes will lie and say that 1-2 stuff.

Lolad
02-12-2009, 01:17 PM
I don't care to know myself. If she was willing to ask the question she should have been willing to accept the answer whatever it may have been. If she can't handle the truth she shouldn't be with you. Tell her to get someone who lies. Her gf's boyfriends

theAPAOps5
02-12-2009, 01:19 PM
Just tell her half those women were surprise Butt Secks. We all know that really doesn't count! Its why there are still so many "virgins" in the world!

Beantown Bronco
02-12-2009, 01:22 PM
If she can't handle the truth she shouldn't be with you. Tell her to get someone who lies. Her gf's boyfriends

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cutthemdown
02-12-2009, 01:22 PM
When girls ask me that I say under 10 and all but 2 were my steady G/F. It's a total lie but it's just enough that they will sort of believe you. Unless you are a total prude, really gross, when you are my age no women is going to believe 1 or 2, and if the did believe it they would probably think something wrong with you.

Of course though you don't tell the stories about going on a cruise when you were 18 and having sex with 4 different women in one week lol. All of us have stories like that but they are best left for when you are with the boys bragging about the glory days, or last weekend when you got some.

For the women go ahead and tell a ridiculous like like you have only been with 2 men, or one man etc, we know you are lying but thats still what we want to hear!!!!

cutthemdown
02-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Just tell her half those women were surprise Butt Secks. We all know that really doesn't count! Its why there are still so many "virgins" in the world!

or the all time classic, those women a had sex with, you were the first woman i ever made love to!!!!!. That works almost every time. A couple smart ones I tries that with were like Oh God what a load of crap that was, but the other ones bought it.

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:25 PM
Eh 17 is a lot, won't lie...
But what are you supposed to do? This is always the best part of a relationship: Tell her the truth (because that's what she "wants" to hear) even though it'll piss her off, or lie to make her happy :-/
I'd say more than what you can count on your hands, at 23 years old, is kinda high. How long have you been going out? If it's like 2 months that's probably why she's so upset (and she shouldn't be asking such a stupid question). If it's like 9 months or a year she needs to get the **** over herself and realize you clearly aren't using her for sex.

we have been dating for 7 months now, which is why the question surprised me and caught me off guard and i answered without thinking to lie.

Garcia Bronco
02-12-2009, 01:27 PM
cm or mm?!?!?!?

NM...as in nano

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:30 PM
Most important...no transmittable diseases!

Besides, people lie a lot about sex anyway...if you gotta go through so many, it can't be any good. :P

Tch. Another loose man! Shock of shocks...


in this time of disease, i am always safe with each of the 17 and get tested every 6months or so just to be sure.

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:32 PM
23 now
6 years of only having sex with 4 different girls

doing the math......

Unless you starting having sex at like 14, what, did you have a year where you just went nuts or something?

i was 15 when i started. so i had a 3 year window where i was free to do anything/anyone i wanted.

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:33 PM
Ever heard of the rule of 3? When boyfriend/girlfriend has the numbers conversation, you always divide the guys number by 3 and multiply the girls number by 3 and you get the 'real' numbers! Or that's the American Pie way of thinking about it!

i know the rule, but the question caught me off guard and not completely paying attention and i just answered.

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 01:34 PM
tell her you was a porn star

mr007
02-12-2009, 01:35 PM
Go to Thailand every woman there is a virgin.

Man I just got back from there!! I wasn't able to find a virgin though :( :(

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:36 PM
The only fair thing to do is have her count get equal to yours.

Maybe all the ones that were not selected for the MI date thread would volunteer for this community service.

yeah, i don't think i am going to pimp my girlfriend out and tell her she needs to have 13 more dicks so we are equal.

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:37 PM
fixed.

don't be getting sad becuase your number is low.

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 01:39 PM
yeah, i don't think i am going to pimp my girlfriend out and tell her she needs to have 13 more ***** so we are equal.
why not ? you could get her oN "PLEASE BANG MY WIFE.COM" :thumbs:

mr007
02-12-2009, 01:40 PM
And as far as the too many sex partners thing..... First off, I don't wanna effin' know how many dudes a girl I like has slept with. Secondly, I'm a complete hypocrite because I think it's ok for me to sleep with as many people as I want but I wouldn't want my girlfriend to be the same way.

So in summary I'm pretty much on Rev's page:

Guys: No such thing
Girls: Less than 20 (and I really wouldn't want to know)

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 01:42 PM
why not ? you could get her oN "PLEASE BANG MY WIFE.COM" :thumbs:

i know my gf was not a virgin when we met, and even though i don't care how many she was with before, there is no way in hell i am pimping her out to 13 more dudes to even up our numbers.

Bronx33
02-12-2009, 01:44 PM
how would you feel if she said she slept with 43 guys?

At once?

rugbythug
02-12-2009, 01:47 PM
After Looking at this thread I am surprised only 1/2 of all marriages end in divorce. This should be locked in a time vault and labeled terrible advice from the past.

Bronx33
02-12-2009, 01:48 PM
BroncoMan4ever how old are you?

El Guapo
02-12-2009, 01:58 PM
yeah, i don't think i am going to pimp my girlfriend out and tell her she needs to have 13 more ***** so we are equal.

if you are, let me know. She has to be hot though, don't waste my time otherwise. :kiss:

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 02:05 PM
BroncoMan4ever how old are you?

i am 23

Breaker
02-12-2009, 02:08 PM
My response would have been "If you don't shape up and stop asking me questions its gonna be somewhere between 18 and 20"

Atlas
02-12-2009, 02:08 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

God, I hate the offseason

Bronx33
02-12-2009, 02:11 PM
i am 23



You sir are a slut and have my ultimate respect just tell her to get over it and if she can't ( kicke her to the curb) because that's just a little preview of what to expect if your relationship went further.

bronco militia
02-12-2009, 02:17 PM
You sir are a slut and have my ultimate respect just tell her to get over it and if she can't ( kicke her to the curb) because that's just a little preview of what to expect if your relationship went further.

QFTLOL

Archer81
02-12-2009, 02:17 PM
Contrast yourself with W. Chamberlain, master of 1000 honey's. 17 doesnt seem so bad then.


:Broncos:

Kaylore
02-12-2009, 02:19 PM
I would say more than seven thousand is just too much.

Archer81
02-12-2009, 02:20 PM
Be mathmatical. 17 women over 8 years, that comes out to 2.125 women a year. Thats about normal.

:Broncos:

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 02:30 PM
does cyber sex women count? ;)

Archer81
02-12-2009, 02:32 PM
does cyber sex women count? ;)


If you can prove they were in fact women, sure.


:Broncos:

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 02:42 PM
thats a point haha....does it matter tho hee hee

broncoblue
02-12-2009, 02:43 PM
i had a policy when i split with my wife of ...IF SHE HAS A PULSE AND DOESNT SMELL OF POOP AND PEE THEN HIT ON HER....worked wonders hahahaha.

baja
02-12-2009, 02:43 PM
In my opinion... I think your GF should have been proud of you for telling her the truth, even though it would freak out most girls. Most dudes will lie and say that 1-2 stuff.

So if she doesn't mention the sheep you should just be quiet about it????

baja
02-12-2009, 02:45 PM
I would say more than seven thousand is just too much.

Would that be true for Mormons as well?

Bronx33
02-12-2009, 03:03 PM
does cyber sex women count? ;)


That's where kaylore got 7 thousand. ;D

Mediator12
02-12-2009, 03:08 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

Wow. You got suckered and fell for it dude. You must be much better at the quick fix than the long term relationship getting suckered like that ;D

I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist, so I have dealt with this type of scenario (and Much, Much Worse) many times. That type of question is a clarifier. She wants something clarified and her "friends" want to compare their sex lives. The most interesting thing here is "WHY NOW?" IF its as simple as her friends were talking about their sex lives and she thinks this is open for discussion, then she simply suckered you into telling. Right there, you know anything you have told her about you and your relationship together is fair game to her friends. Personally, that is a boundary I would not want her to cross with me. I would have instantly turned the question toward why she thinks that is open for her to discuss without asking me first.

In the future, learning to answer a question with another open ended question usually lets you have the upper hand in any situation, especially when a woman wants to ask these types of relational questions. Instead you could have asked her to clarify why that is important for her to know now. It seems really straightforward, but there is usually something deeper at stake.

Kaylore
02-12-2009, 03:14 PM
That's where kaylore got 7 thousand. ;D

That's too many, I said.

6,500. :pimp:

Beantown Bronco
02-12-2009, 03:21 PM
New thread idea:

Is your rep higher than your number of sex partners?

Florida_Bronco
02-12-2009, 03:34 PM
Wow. You got suckered and fell for it dude. You must be much better at the quick fix than the long term relationship getting suckered like that ;D

I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist, so I have dealt with this type of scenario (and Much, Much Worse) many times. That type of question is a clarifier. She wants something clarified and her "friends" want to compare their sex lives. The most interesting thing here is "WHY NOW?" IF its as simple as her friends were talking about their sex lives and she thinks this is open for discussion, then she simply suckered you into telling. Right there, you know anything you have told her about you and your relationship together is fair game to her friends. Personally, that is a boundary I would not want her to cross with me. I would have instantly turned the question toward why she thinks that is open for her to discuss without asking me first.

In the future, learning to answer a question with another open ended question usually lets you have the upper hand in any situation, especially when a woman wants to ask these types of relational questions. Instead you could have asked her to clarify why that is important for her to know now. It seems really straightforward, but there is usually something deeper at stake.

Good post!

worm
02-12-2009, 03:51 PM
Wow. You got suckered and fell for it dude. You must be much better at the quick fix than the long term relationship getting suckered like that ;D

I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist, so I have dealt with this type of scenario (and Much, Much Worse) many times. That type of question is a clarifier. She wants something clarified and her "friends" want to compare their sex lives. The most interesting thing here is "WHY NOW?" IF its as simple as her friends were talking about their sex lives and she thinks this is open for discussion, then she simply suckered you into telling. Right there, you know anything you have told her about you and your relationship together is fair game to her friends. Personally, that is a boundary I would not want her to cross with me. I would have instantly turned the question toward why she thinks that is open for her to discuss without asking me first.

In the future, learning to answer a question with another open ended question usually lets you have the upper hand in any situation, especially when a woman wants to ask these types of relational questions. Instead you could have asked her to clarify why that is important for her to know now. It seems really straightforward, but there is usually something deeper at stake.

This is Exhibit A on why I would NEVER date a woman who is a counselor, therapist or has similar training as Med.

baja
02-12-2009, 03:56 PM
Good post!

You're in trouble now Med, Sargent Schultz approves..


http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u27/Order66Customs/Shultz.jpg

24champ
02-12-2009, 04:06 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

You just walked into an ambush.

Rohirrim
02-12-2009, 04:31 PM
The obvious answer: Until you can't breath. ;D

BroncoMan4ever
02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
You just walked into an ambush.

literally i walked into an ambush. i went to her house, we both said hello and not 3 seconds passed before the question came up, and being off my guard and not really paying attention i just responded with the answer. i know i should have lied, but she timed that question perfectly and i just blurted out the answer before i had time to think.

RunSilentRunDeep
02-12-2009, 06:16 PM
Answer truthfully, tell her how many women you "made love" to. Keep your mouth shut about how many you banged.

rugbythug
02-13-2009, 07:37 AM
Wow. You got suckered and fell for it dude. You must be much better at the quick fix than the long term relationship getting suckered like that ;D

I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist, so I have dealt with this type of scenario (and Much, Much Worse) many times. That type of question is a clarifier. She wants something clarified and her "friends" want to compare their sex lives. The most interesting thing here is "WHY NOW?" IF its as simple as her friends were talking about their sex lives and she thinks this is open for discussion, then she simply suckered you into telling. Right there, you know anything you have told her about you and your relationship together is fair game to her friends. Personally, that is a boundary I would not want her to cross with me. I would have instantly turned the question toward why she thinks that is open for her to discuss without asking me first.

In the future, learning to answer a question with another open ended question usually lets you have the upper hand in any situation, especially when a woman wants to ask these types of relational questions. Instead you could have asked her to clarify why that is important for her to know now. It seems really straightforward, but there is usually something deeper at stake.

This is great advice if you don't want a relationship to last with that person. You may win that battle but you will loose the war. Never try to "counsel" your own relationship you will just end up with out it.

married to a counselor

TheReverend
02-13-2009, 07:46 AM
This is great advice if you don't want a relationship to last with that person. You may win that battle but you will loose the war. Never try to "counsel" your own relationship you will just end up with out it.

married to a counselor

sounds like a bad experience...?

rugbythug
02-13-2009, 08:47 AM
sounds like a bad experience...?

Only from a distance. My wife leaves her job at work.

rugbythug
02-13-2009, 08:51 AM
Just a word to the wise. Had I known this I would have been much more leery early in the relationship.

People who become counselours(everyone I have ever met, which is a lot now). Do so because they are messed up. So if you get in a relationship with one expect this baggage to come along. Hopefully like my wife, they have been able to sort out their issue before they meet you. If not well enjoy the ride.

rbackfactory80
02-13-2009, 09:36 AM
Just a word to the wise. Had I known this I would have been much more leery early in the relationship.

People who become counselours(everyone I have ever met, which is a lot now). Do so because they are messed up. So if you get in a relationship with one expect this baggage to come along. Hopefully like my wife, they have been able to sort out their issue before they meet you. If not well enjoy the ride.

I just went through a relationship where from day one the girl threw all her emotional baggage on my back. I should not of let her but I did. When a woman throws her problems on you you naturally think they want you to be their bf/counselor. Next girl that tells me on the first or second date I have baggage, I am telling her to go get help then give me a call.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 09:50 AM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

How many is too many? Good question my boy. Let's take this question and simply break it down to numbers. A man. A single heterosexual man, should sleep with no more than two different women in one calendar year. So, if a man loses his virginity at say 17, and he does not get married until he is 35 years old, that is exactly 18 years to fornicate. 18(2)=36.

Therefore, a total of 36 different women can be banged without regret until this man marries.

:yayaya:

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 09:57 AM
Oh, and one more important tidbit about men and women. When you ask a man "how many babes have you bagged?" and he says 156 (and he's like 30 year's old) then you take that number and divide it by half. Basically, he's full of BS and he's probably only bagged maybe 60-70 babes in say 15 years, which is alot, don't get me wrong, but not nearly as much as he's claiming.

As for the babes, whatever they tell you, multiply that number by 2.7834. You will then have a more accurate number for this woman.

You see kids, men like to brag about babes bagged. Women, however, want to down play their fornication because they don't want to look slutty.

The thing is, men have to be banging someone, and that someone just happens to be your ex-girlfriend. So just deal with it.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 10:08 AM
I once had a g-friend tell me I was the only one she had ever been with. But I know she lied. I smiled and thought to myself: "how nice that she is trying to lay this huge guilt trip on me." I then multiplied 1(2.7834) and got 2.7834, which I then rounded up to 3.

Then I slapped her on her ass and said "I love you."

End of story.

mr007
02-13-2009, 11:52 AM
Oh, and one more important tidbit about men and women. When you ask a man "how many babes have you bagged?" and he says 156 (and he's like 30 year's old) then you take that number and divide it by half. Basically, he's full of BS and he's probably only bagged maybe 60-70 babes in say 15 years, which is alot, don't get me wrong, but not nearly as much as he's claiming.

Pretty sure this only applies to dudes with a high school mentality. Anyone who has had sex with more than 30 people probably doesn't keep track of their # and probably doesn't care. Some of my friends are under 30 and have undoubtedly slept with over 100 women, but they have no freakin' clue what their # is.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 11:58 AM
Pretty sure this only applies to dudes with a high school mentality. Anyone who has had sex with more than 30 people probably doesn't keep track of their # and probably doesn't care. Some of my friends are under 30 and have undoubtedly slept with over 100 women, but they have no freakin' clue what their # is.

And you know this how? Were you present and counting? If so, you need a real life. Quit hanging out and watching your friends get porked.

mr007
02-13-2009, 12:49 PM
And you know this how? Were you present and counting? If so, you need a real life. Quit hanging out and watching your friends get porked.

You're making an awful lot of judgements for not knowing a thing about me. Is there really a reason to go out and attack me based on something I've said? I bet that bodes well with the ladies.

Anyone who "brags" about the amount of women they've bagged is an insecure douche. Your theory that men love to brag about that applies to complete douches.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 01:00 PM
You're making an awful lot of judgements for not knowing a thing about me. Is there really a reason to go out and attack me based on something I've said? I bet that bodes well with the ladies.

Anyone who "brags" about the amount of women they've bagged is an insecure douche. Your theory that men love to brag about that applies to complete douches.

Then there's alot of complete douches out there, and your personal friends with some of them, congrats.:peace:

Dude, I'm not attacking you personally, I'm attacking your post. My point is simple and very general: men tend to brag, women tend to minimize when it comes to sexual promiscuity.

If you don't understand that then I'm sorry.

broncoblue
02-13-2009, 01:02 PM
Then I slapped her on her ass and said "I love you."

.

you should have just slapped it up her ass and not bothered with the I LOVE YOU bit.!Booya!

mr007
02-13-2009, 01:04 PM
Then there's alot of complete douches out there, and your personal friends with some of them, congrats.:peace:

Dude, I'm not attacking you personally, I'm attacking your post. My point is simple and very general: men tend to brag, women tend to minimize when it comes to sexual promiscuity.

If you don't understand that then I'm sorry.

First of all it's YOU'RE friends with some of them. Secondly, who are you to base my friends being complete douches based on the amount of women they've banged. Answer? No one. You personally attacked me stating "quit watching your friend get porked." An attack or rebuttal on my post would have nothing to do with bringing up anything that relates to my personal life, which means, it's a personal attack. I wouldn't expect you to get that though (subtle personal attack, but really I'm just talking about your post...)

Also, I never stated that men don't tend to brag about their sexual partners. I stated those that do are complete douches. If you aren't capable of reading, I'm sorry.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 01:05 PM
First of all it's YOU'RE friends with some of them. Secondly, who are you to base my friends being complete douches based on the amount of women they've banged. Answer? No one. You personally attacked me stating "quit watching your friend get porked." An attack or rebuttal on my post would have nothing to do with bringing up anything that relates to my personal life, which means, it's a personal attack. I wouldn't expect you to get that though (subtle personal attack, but really I'm just talking about your post...)

I guess you don't get it. Here's a personal attack: you need a therapist.

mr007
02-13-2009, 01:07 PM
I guess you don't get it. Here's a personal attack: you need a therapist.

Awwe, thanks sunshine! ;)

Willynowei
02-13-2009, 01:16 PM
I work very very hard to play down my promiscuity around women. Around men, it doesn't really matter because I'm always the most badass man in the room, promiscuos or not. 8')

TheReverend
02-13-2009, 01:21 PM
I don't know my number. Every once in a while I try to figure it out, it's fun because of all the old fun memories pop into my head and I'm writing down

"Nurse in New Orleans", "Redhead in Irvine", "Girl that vomitted on my **** while....", etc.

Now, am I douche for bragging or fine for not really keeping track?

Meck77
02-13-2009, 01:26 PM
I'd have to go with no more than two at one time. Queen beds just aren't that big. ;)

mr007
02-13-2009, 01:30 PM
I don't know my number. Every once in a while I try to figure it out, it's fun because of all the old fun memories pop into my head and I'm writing down

"Nurse in New Orleans", "Redhead in Irvine", "Girl that vomitted on my **** while....", etc.

Now, am I douche for bragging or fine for not really keeping track?

I think it's definitely good to sit down and think about it sometimes and bring up memories and laugh your ass off at some of the **** that's happened. I'm on the line of not keeping track but definitely remembering and smiling about the memories....

My opinion of the douche line is when you're bragging about it in some public forum to stroke your own ego, which seems more common than what you're referring to.

Rohirrim
02-13-2009, 02:00 PM
I'd have to go with no more than two at one time. Queen beds just aren't that big. ;)

I've got a king sized bed. :wiggle:

Mediator12
02-13-2009, 02:42 PM
This is great advice if you don't want a relationship to last with that person. You may win that battle but you will loose the war. Never try to "counsel" your own relationship you will just end up with out it.

married to a counselor

Its not even advice, technically. Just a technique to not answer questions that are not important. IF its important, talk about it. If its to compare yourself to her friends, then to me, that is not important. Most relationships have few boundaries and that is what leads to their downfall after many broken expectations.

It is amazing the amount of people who can not handle people who break their expectations. Heck, just look at the emotional nature of the board here any given day. Imagine how they react to their significant other when a stressful situation occurs.

BTW, there are a lot of messed up people in counseling. That is one of the reasons I am a former counselor as well ;D

Doggcow
02-13-2009, 02:50 PM
My gf says fifty is too many!

elpasojoe
02-13-2009, 03:25 PM
A guy simply cannot win in this situation. She will always hold it against you. A large number means you are a slut and don't respect women, (which isn't necessarily the case especially when you are younger. A small number of women, and you are either a momma's boy or you have homosexual tendencies. Don't play that game. Just tell them that you respect all your formers so much that you don't fell comfortable talking about them that way.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2009, 03:30 PM
A guy simply cannot win in this situation. She will always hold it against you. A large number means you are a slut and don't respect women, (which isn't necessarily the case especially when you are younger. A small number of women, and you are either a momma's boy or you have homosexual tendencies. Don't play that game. Just tell them that you respect all your formers so much that you don't fell comfortable talking about them that way.

Yah, why even go there?

It's not like I can control how many guys my g-friend has banged before she met me, so I don't even ask the stupid question. Actually, it's a real sign of insecurity IMHO, if you make someone's sexual past a big deal.

The real question is, can you trust your mate? If the answer is "yes" then no worries my friend.

400HZ
02-13-2009, 04:10 PM
Who keeps track?

oubronco
02-13-2009, 04:34 PM
Who keeps track?

NO SHYT

Spider
02-14-2009, 01:50 AM
My wife already had a pretty good Idea , I lost track . Some were skanks , others were fat , some decent , **** load of Coyote ugly ........I was engaged 3 or 4 times before I actually got married ......Beer goggles .........

BroncoMan4ever
02-14-2009, 02:07 AM
My wife already had a pretty good Idea , I lost track . Some were skanks , others were fat , some decent , **** load of Coyote ugly ........I was engaged 3 or 4 times before I actually got married ......Beer goggles .........

dude i have been engaged twice and nothing came of either.....Thank God!!

i think everyone has at least 1 skank in their past, i know i have a few. luckily i don't drink so i have never had the morning after freak out of what the hell did i get it on with last night moment.

Spider
02-14-2009, 02:26 AM
dude i have been engaged twice and nothing came of either.....Thank God!!

i think everyone has at least 1 skank in their past, i know i have a few. luckily i don't drink so i have never had the morning after freak out of what the hell did i get it on with last night moment.

LOL you aint lived until you have had what in the hell moments in the morning ....worst moment of my life was when I had get out of a house through a window , running naked through the town of La port colorado , getting in phone booth trying to put my clothes on calling a friend to pick me up ..... I had no idea she was married , but when we heard that pick up pull in the drive way and she said **** my Husband is home , I knew I was not in a good situation ..

BroncoMan4ever
02-14-2009, 02:58 AM
LOL you aint lived until you have had what in the hell moments in the morning ....worst moment of my life was when I had get out of a house through a window , running naked through the town of La port colorado , getting in phone booth trying to put my clothes on calling a friend to pick me up ..... I had no idea she was married , but when we heard that pick up pull in the drive way and she said **** my Husband is home , I knew I was not in a good situation ..

i have had the omg you're married moment, and others where i had to grab my **** and dive out the window to avoid being caught. but i have never had a moment where i woke up hammered and just figuring out who or what i had done the previous night

Rausch 2.0
02-14-2009, 03:40 AM
I'm less worried about people than I am people at one time.

If she ran a train, odds are, that close emotional bonding isn't high on her list of wants in a relationship...

baja
02-14-2009, 06:39 AM
LOL you aint lived until you have had what in the hell moments in the morning ....worst moment of my life was when I had get out of a house through a window , running naked through the town of La port colorado , getting in phone booth trying to put my clothes on calling a friend to pick me up ..... I had no idea she was married , but when we heard that pick up pull in the drive way and she said **** my Husband is home , I knew I was not in a good situation ..

So that was you you bastard, you gave me herpes fuccker but I gave you tropical crotch rot (i hope) Do your balls itch all the time?

;D

BroncoMan4ever
02-14-2009, 09:11 PM
So that was you you bastard, you gave me herpes fuccker but I gave you tropical crotch rot (i hope) Do your balls itch all the time?

;D

damn dude i would be less worried about Spider and your wife, and more worried about the crotch rot. i can get over the cheating wife, but i don't think i could get over my balls rotting

watermock
02-14-2009, 10:41 PM
I just know balancing 3 at a time and working 65 hous a week almost killed me. I was bringing down sales plaques to support myself/3 wonen and a freebase habit.

Pseudofool
02-14-2009, 10:55 PM
In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.The problem isn't the numbers, but this sentiment right here. You might not be braggin, here, but it's getting close. (The whole notion of a guy's game, of course, ought rub any woman the wrong way.)

If you were sheepish or even embarrassed by it; she probably would have reacted differently. She probably also doesn't like knowing that if you two fall apart it won't be long until you find someone else to sleep with quickly and perhaps randomly.

BroncoBuff
02-15-2009, 12:28 AM
It's pointless to discuss it ... I'll bet less than 25% of people answer honestly. So it's nothing more than a trap, I'll bet bMan4Evere's gf was ready to fight regardless what he said. Just asking such a question is picking a fight.

Personally, I lost track as a sophomore in college.

Blart
02-15-2009, 12:43 AM
Why would she care? Sounds a little possessive and crazy to me.

MileHighMania
02-15-2009, 07:17 AM
I can't believe you answered the question... I do think it's always best to be truthful to your spouse, but this question is one of those that needs to be answered carefully and you don't associate numbers to it.

broncofan7
02-15-2009, 09:28 AM
It doesn't matter how many partners that the woman has had, there's only ONE me...and it'll be the best 27.5 seconds of their lives.

crawdad
02-15-2009, 01:48 PM
More than one at a time is too many at my age!

Gort
02-16-2009, 06:21 PM
Tell her Wilt Chamberlain is your role model.......his claim was 20,000. Ha!

http://wiltfan.tripod.com/images/wiltview.jpg

he was actually joking about that. i'm sure he had thousands, but he was known for having a dry sense of humor and decided to answer that question with a ridiculously high number to see if the interviewer would believe it. he did.

let's say he started having sex at age 15 and never stopped until age 55 (his age when he made that claim). if he had sex with a different woman every day for 40 years, that's still only 14,600. on top of that, he'd have to find time for another 5,400 different women. so of course the number 20,000 was exaggerated.

at the time of his death, some of his friends commented on this joke and how much Wilt enjoyed maintaining it in public.

BroncoBuff
02-16-2009, 06:28 PM
Who keeps track?

Yeah. And for me, a couple when I was younger you don't know whether you should count.

kdissette
02-16-2009, 09:12 PM
its best to avoid the convo all together, if she insists make sure she promises not to get mad or she has to give you something.

broncocalijohn
02-16-2009, 09:18 PM
From what Ive noticed, I think that it works something like dog years in a mans brain...

Each dude for a girl = 5 girls for a dude

...or something like that.

I remember when I was in high school I was dating this girl. Somehow we got into that subject and she told me that she had been with 14 dudes, and the first one was a 17 year old who was a friend of her brother's when she was 13. My respect for her plummetted beneath the floor.

Girls...please hear this...all that dude wants to do with you is to get it on. Dont lower yourself and give it to him. Keep your dignity.

I know I am late to this thread but can you ever just shut the F up and leave well enough alone? If a girl told BM4E that she had 4, it probably means 14. They seem to reduce the number at least in thirds. 17 at 23 is pretty good but stay single and watch those numbers increase nicely. You should be using the range of 18 to 39 years of age. This can give you 6 nights a week with the Cougars during the slow parts of the week and the hot, young things for Thursday to Sunday. Once you leave this girlfriend, good luck on your quest before settling down. I tried to hit every letter in the alphabet before retiring to marriage. I never could find a Q or Y but I am sure if I went down to Watts, a Quicha or Yvette could have been found. Carry on my determination and go forth young man and conquer what I have started.

BroncoMan4ever
02-16-2009, 09:51 PM
I know I am late to this thread but can you ever just shut the F up and leave well enough alone? If a girl told BM4E that she had 4, it probably means 14. They seem to reduce the number at least in thirds. 17 at 23 is pretty good but stay single and watch those numbers increase nicely. You should be using the range of 18 to 39 years of age. This can give you 6 nights a week with the Cougars during the slow parts of the week and the hot, young things for Thursday to Sunday. Once you leave this girlfriend, good luck on your quest before settling down. I tried to hit every letter in the alphabet before retiring to marriage. I never could find a Q or Y but I am sure if I went down to Watts, a Quicha or Yvette could have been found. Carry on my determination and go forth young man and conquer what I have started.

i have hit a Y, so if you need that one you can live through me....lol Yasmine was a fun night.....lol

now you have put it in my head to bang the alphabet, sucks out of 17 i only have A, E, J, L, M, S, T, and Y. i have a lot of work to do.

my actual age range is 21 and older. 2 years younger and up to 30 years older.

Archer81
02-16-2009, 10:09 PM
A friend of mine got with a 46 year old. He's 27. Apparently 19 years is too many years for him.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
05-09-2009, 07:09 AM
I realize this thread died a long time ago, but I found this article that as a female I can attest is probably pretty accurate and maybe will help in interpreting our sometimes confusing need to ask certain question.
Six Tricky Relationship Talks You must Have
http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlemhmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=18853269

The first item kind of does answer this original thread topic. In my case, I really don't want to know your sexual partners, just have you been tested recently and all that. Why we don't ask directly I couldn't tell you? I actually do ask it that way, Have you been tested and are you clean? It's important actually. The # of partners previous to me is not important, but if a boyfriend is sleeping with someone else while with me then yes that is a big problem particularly if a guy lies about it.

And #3 is totally spot on, most of us arent' looking to get a proposal with that question, we just want you to be honest up front so we can decide what we want, sometimes all I want is a romp so best to be up front, other times I want a long term relationship so better to find out early so not get entangled in stupid drama (despite what guys think, most of us don't enjoy melodrama bs in relationship...at least I don't).

And 4, the advice about massaging and sex in the am is spot on.

And 5, when we ask for space, it isn't a break up message. If I want to break up I just directly say it (though I admit I do use the let's be friend crap too because the thought is to soften it, but I actually don't see being able to stay friends with someone I used to date, particulary when dating of others occurs, it's way too awkward). I always tell my girlfriends, I love long term boyfriends, but marriage probalby wouldn't suit me, I like my own space so when I am grouchy I can have my own turf to pout in and leave my bf to his own devices and vice versa.

Anyway, off to go hiking then see Star Trek. You guys have a good one.

DenverBrit
05-09-2009, 07:31 AM
Six Tricky Relationship Talks You must Have
http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articlemhmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=18853269





She just wants you to think about the question.
The one exception: If you don't want the relationship to go farther, say so. She's prepared for the worst, so she'll take the news pretty well.


Meanwhile, in the real world. Ha!

ak1971
05-09-2009, 08:21 AM
What if your girlfriend came out and said she had slept with over 300 dudes....including some nights when there were 3 or 4 dudes?

I would have called Vivid and get her into the business!

Ratboy
05-09-2009, 08:23 AM
Aslong as you don't have an STD or have gotten girls knocked up, who gives a ****?

broncofan7
05-09-2009, 08:28 AM
I would have called Vivid and get her into the business!

LOL! I could be your GF's agent!

TheDave
05-09-2009, 08:38 AM
I missed this thread the first time around... Now I'm truly dumber for having read it this time.

Funny thing is, when I read **** like this I'm surprised that the divorce rate is as low as it is.

ak1971
05-09-2009, 08:39 AM
I missed this thread the first time around... Now I'm truly dumber for having read it this time.

Funny thing is, when I read **** like this I'm surprised that the divorce rate is as low as it is.

didnt you sleep with your dog last night?

TheDave
05-09-2009, 08:43 AM
didnt you sleep with your dog last night?

You really need to keep those fantasies to your self...

Then again maybe you should start a thread about it.

"The wife caught me rubbing one out to animal porn... what should I do?"

Couldn't be any more pathetic than the other "relationship" threads. :wave:

Odysseus
05-09-2009, 09:12 AM
he was actually joking about that. i'm sure he had thousands, but he was known for having a dry sense of humor and decided to answer that question with a ridiculously high number to see if the interviewer would believe it. he did.

let's say he started having sex at age 15 and never stopped until age 55 (his age when he made that claim). if he had sex with a different woman every day for 40 years, that's still only 14,600. on top of that, he'd have to find time for another 5,400 different women. so of course the number 20,000 was exaggerated.

at the time of his death, some of his friends commented on this joke and how much Wilt enjoyed maintaining it in public.

Do you happen to know what the real number was? I was taking it as a personal challenge . I think my last count was 11,012 but I am not sure. There was this one time at band camp...

JCMElway
05-09-2009, 10:00 AM
The problem is you should have lied!

Sometimes this is the better alternative.

I completely disagree. If you want a relationship to last, honesty is the only way to go. When speaking to her again, ask her if she would have preferred if you had lied about it. Her answer will probably be no. You then say, "I feel strongly enough about you to tell you the truth about any question you have. I certainly have not been with anyone else since I've been with you. I may have been with other girls before, but I'm only with one now, and that's you."

Lying in a relationship just dooms it to failure. However, the Popps route is a fantastic way to go by just avoiding no-win questions if you possible can.

Odysseus
05-09-2009, 10:28 AM
I completely disagree. If you want a relationship to last, honesty is the only way to go. When speaking to her again, ask her if she would have preferred if you had lied about it. Her answer will probably be no. You then say, "I feel strongly enough about you to tell you the truth about any question you have. I certainly have not been with anyone else since I've been with you. I may have been with other girls before, but I'm only with one now, and that's you."

Lying in a relationship just dooms it to failure. However, the Popps route is a fantastic way to go by just avoiding no-win questions if you possible can.

I don't think you ever have to lie.

baja
05-09-2009, 10:45 AM
Do you happen to know what the real number was? I was taking it as a personal challenge . I think my last count was 11,012 but I am not sure. There was this one time at band camp...

Hell I got that beat just with my 6 weeks in Thailand.... ;D

Punisher
05-09-2009, 10:57 AM
The real question is.How many sexual acts on Homeless Hookers are too many?

Punisher
05-09-2009, 11:03 AM
LOL you aint lived until you have had what in the hell moments in the morning ....worst moment of my life was when I had get out of a house through a window , running naked through the town of La port colorado , getting in phone booth trying to put my clothes on calling a friend to pick me up ..... I had no idea she was married , but when we heard that pick up pull in the drive way and she said **** my Husband is home , I knew I was not in a good situation ..

Sounds like the scene from Sideways :~ohyah!:

TheReverend
05-09-2009, 11:16 AM
Hell I got that beat just with my 6 weeks in Thailand.... ;D

Thailand...?

Got some news for you, 11,008 of them were dudes...

Jason in LA
05-09-2009, 11:26 AM
I completely disagree. If you want a relationship to last, honesty is the only way to go. When speaking to her again, ask her if she would have preferred if you had lied about it. Her answer will probably be no. You then say, "I feel strongly enough about you to tell you the truth about any question you have. I certainly have not been with anyone else since I've been with you. I may have been with other girls before, but I'm only with one now, and that's you."

Lying in a relationship just dooms it to failure. However, the Popps route is a fantastic way to go by just avoiding no-win questions if you possible can.

I agree. Lying is a bad thing to do in a relationship. Even over something that doesn't seem big.

But on the flip side, that's a question that shouldn't be asked by either person. I've never asked a woman that question. One woman asked me, and I answered, but I didn't ask her the question back. It's none of my business and I really don't want to know. In the future if a woman asks me that I'm just going to tell her it's a conversation that I do not want to have and then I'll change the subject.

Jason in LA
05-09-2009, 11:31 AM
i think everyone has at least 1 skank in their past, i know i have a few. luckily i don't drink so i have never had the morning after freak out of what the hell did i get it on with last night moment.

Yeah, I guess we've all taken the best available option before. I have avoided that for the most part, but sometimes you got to do what you got to do. ;D

SportinOne
05-09-2009, 11:51 AM
A friend of mine was real excited about a girl he was dating one time. She was probably a 9 out of 10, and this is southern california we are talking about. She probably registered about an 11.3 anywhere else in the U.S. Anyway, they had the "number" conversation, and he hesitated but told the truth: 24. He waited for a sign of disgust to spread across her face, but she didn't flinch. When he asked her, she replied, "I'm not sure, i know it's at least 40... probably 50."

/relationship

rovolution
05-09-2009, 11:59 AM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.


diffferent girl every if you play your cards right?


im a computer science geek who cant get a girl to like to save my life. please PM any advice you have on picking up women in college. that goes to anybody

Jason in LA
05-09-2009, 12:16 PM
A friend of mine was real excited about a girl he was dating one time. She was probably a 9 out of 10, and this is southern california we are talking about. She probably registered about an 11.3 anywhere else in the U.S. Anyway, they had the "number" conversation, and he hesitated but told the truth: 24. He waited for a sign of disgust to spread across her face, but she didn't flinch. When he asked her, she replied, "I'm not sure, i know it's at least 40... probably 50."

/relationship

That's exactly why I don't want to know, especially if it's a girlfriend. If it's just some chick I'm casually dating, it really doesn't matter, I'd keep dating her, but wouldn't make her a girlfriend. But if it's my girlfriend and she told me that, that would suck.

gyldenlove
05-09-2009, 12:16 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

Come on man, this is the like the mother of all questions you should ALWAYS lie about.

Your dad should really have told you about this, questions you ALWAYS lie about to your girlfriend:

1. How many women have you had sex with?
2. Do you think X is prettier than me?
3. Do I look old?
(If on a first date). What do you think about anal?

gyldenlove
05-09-2009, 12:20 PM
diffferent girl every if you play your cards right?


im a computer science geek who cant get a girl to like to save my life. please PM any advice you have on picking up women in college. that goes to anybody

Get some new clothes, go to Gap or Banana republic or something, wash up, firm up, bring 200$ to the bar that most 2nd year social science girls prefer on Friday night.

Never sit down unless you are sitting with a girl and always remember to get a drink for a girl first, that way she will have a harder time turning you down initially and you have a period of grace. Lie, things girls like you study: med school, law, kinesiology and history, if you look somewhat like a jock you used to be on the varsity swim team, if you don't then you volunteer for some charity that helps poor people in Africa.

Jason in LA
05-09-2009, 02:10 PM
Get some new clothes, go to Gap or Banana republic or something, wash up, firm up, bring 200$ to the bar that most 2nd year social science girls prefer on Friday night.

Never sit down unless you are sitting with a girl and always remember to get a drink for a girl first, that way she will have a harder time turning you down initially and you have a period of grace. Lie, things girls like you study: med school, law, kinesiology and history, if you look somewhat like a jock you used to be on the varsity swim team, if you don't then you volunteer for some charity that helps poor people in Africa.

I guess we all have different approaches (if that approach works for you then keep doing it, my approach is just different and it works for me. I'd say that a guy should do what ever approach is working.)

I totally agree with you about getting some new clothes and having a better appearance, but I wouldn't show up at a bar with $200 and start buying women drinks. Actually, I don't really go to bars to pick up on women, and when I am at the bar, I certainly don't buy women that I don't know drinks. I'll buy a woman a drink on a date, and even then I'm not spending more than $50. I'll take her to an upscale lounge, where the emphasis is on buying drinks, not food. Two rounds will be in the $40 to $50 range. If she's entertained by my conversation then I'm going to get some action at some point in the very near future. And I don't lie to women. My feeling is that I may like her enough to make her a girlfriend at some point (that doesn't usually happen ;D), but if it did, I don't want to have to deal with some lie I told her. And the way I see it I'm interesting enough that I don't have to lie. If you have to lie, to me, it means there isn't much interesting about you, and maybe you should go out and do some interesting things so you'll have something interesting to tell a woman.

When it comes to clothes, I've found that you can come up at Target. Yes, Target! Feedback that I've gotten from women about the way that I dress has been very good for the most part. I rarely wear jeans. I have one pair that I don't wear often, and I'll never wear them when I'm going out at night. I wear slacks just about everywhere I go. And I usually have on a dress shirt. That combo just looks nicer, sharper. You can get some slacks at Target for like $25, and if there is a sale for under $20. I'll usually go to a department store and get either white or black dress shirts. I like to keep it simple. I don't care for "busy" shirts. A lot of designs are just lame. Women tend to like a guy that's a little artistic (I was an art major at UCLA), so I'll wear my black Chucks with black laces with slacks and a dress shirt. Women see that as me being a sharp dresser with class and elegance, but with an artsy look because of the Chucks. Mix in a sweater or vest and sometimes a tie and you're sharp. Recently I started wearing bow ties (real ones, not the fake clip ons), and women have been eating it up. Women will ask me how to tie it, so I'll take it off and tie it around their neck. They're thinking that I'm so cultured, it's funny. It allows me to get into their personal space, which they pretty much invited me into. And sometimes throw on the suit. I recently had a first date where I just decided to put on the full suit. The woman was blown away. How often does the man out dress the woman? She knows that she needs to get dressed when she goes out with me, and women like that kind of stuff. I'll just say that the date turned out just how I wanted it to. ;D

Again, do what ever works for you. I know that lying and spending money can work. I just choose not to do it. Especially the spending money part ;D.

cutthemdown
05-09-2009, 03:06 PM
Jason is right you can look nice without spending a lot on clothes.

If you need some name brand bling to feel special then I would suggest some expensive shoes, maybe a nice watch, nice sunglasses etc. Products that last a little longer.

250$ jeans wear out just about as fast as some Levi's that cost 50 bucks.

It's more about taking care of your clothes for men. Make sure they are clean when you go out, you have nice shoes on, no stains on your old ass shirt etc.

Also the lying part is also right on in his post. If you lie on first date, or to get first date, you are aksing for the nightmare scenario.

You like the girl a lot, you want to date her, but you lied and once she finds out it's over etc. It's just not worth it. Also if you lie to a crazy girl, she just may make your life miserable for a few months or longer.

Best to be upfront.

Funny because Jason likes the dress down shoes with slacks. I think that is cool but a little too young for me. I like to wear really nice jeans with dress shoes. So sort of the opposite but going for same type of thing. Sort of dressy but with some casual thrown in to show you aren't a suit.

WABronco
05-09-2009, 04:45 PM
What if your girlfriend came out and said she had slept with over 300 dudes....including some nights when there were 3 or 4 dudes?

BAHAHAHA

dat's hot

hookemhess
05-09-2009, 05:43 PM
I don't think there is a number that is too many....

Women are like pokemon....gotta catch em all!

lazarus4444
05-09-2009, 06:54 PM
diffferent girl every if you play your cards right?


im a computer science geek who cant get a girl to like to save my life. please PM any advice you have on picking up women in college. that goes to anybody

I see you've gotten advice on what to do after you've secured a date but none on how to get a date. I'm a nerd too but i'll tell you what has worked for me.

It is pretty likely that you are terrified of rejections...Just walk up to a girl and start talking to her. If you can't do that, then use an online dating site or signup with a match maker. There is a good one in colorado springs but she's not cheap.

I would walk up to women and talk to them and if they weren't interested or brushed me off then i told myself "she must be a lesbian" and walked away. Same thing if i asked a girl out and she said no, then "she must be a lesbian". This will help you to build confidence and move away from fear of rejection. I made a killing doing this and lost count after 10 or 12 women (Which is what i told my gf when she asked me [told her 12 but none of them made me feel the way she does].

The advice on clothes was good although i asked a girl out once after i ripped my shorts and had a giant hole in the ass and she said yes(bwahahahahaha). I guess what i'm trying to say is just do it and if they blow you off then "she must be a lesbian".

Laz

Rock Chalk
05-09-2009, 06:59 PM
Today my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight about the number of girls I have slept with. She and her stupid ass friends decided to ask all their boyfriends the question, "How many girls have you slept with?"

Apparently all the other boyfriends lied or have no game at all, because their numbers were 2, 3, 3, and 1, whereas my number is 17. So my girlfriend thinks I am some kind of player or that I will bang anything that moves, but I think she is being naive about the numbers. In college, unless you are in a serious relationship you can get a different girl every week, if you can play your cards right.

As soon as I answered truthfully, I knew I should have lied, but the question caught me off guard and I didn't think before I responded and now I am in deep **** with her.

So I take my question to the Mane, how many is too many?

Also, since I know someone will ask, her number is 4.

My wife said I had too many.

I met her when I was 29. At that point I had had sex with as many women as I had lived in years. She was my 30ieth.

She had only one other. Im sure its really more but when we met she had a child and I told her "So, you have only had sex once right?" and she agreed and we keep it at that.

AND in my defense, most of the whores I had sex with were in high school where it was like taking candy from a baby. Post high school I think I have had sex with about 6 different women.

However, the answer to your query would be: Its your opinion. I myself prefer a seasoned veteran as to breaking one in. Some may like to teach their significant other all the tricks and treats of the sexual encounter, but me, Im not a good teacher. I do and get done and thats it.

TheReverend
05-09-2009, 07:04 PM
My wife said I had too many.

I met her when I was 29. At that point I had had sex with as many women as I had lived in years. She was my 30ieth.

She had only one other. Im sure its really more but when we met she had a child and I told her "So, you have only had sex once right?" and she agreed and we keep it at that.

AND in my defense, most of the whores I had sex with were in high school where it was like taking candy from a baby. Post high school I think I have had sex with about 6 different women.

However, the answer to your query would be: Its your opinion. I myself prefer a seasoned veteran as to breaking one in. Some may like to teach their significant other all the tricks and treats of the sexual encounter, but me, Im not a good teacher. I do and get done and thats it.

See a 30:1 ratio is exactly the way it should be in a relationship

Archer81
05-09-2009, 10:01 PM
24 since the middle of highschool, so 2.6 a year for 9 years. Not too bad.


:Broncos:

Moreno Knows Best
05-09-2009, 10:05 PM
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d!cks!"

"In a row?"

BroncoMan4ever
05-10-2009, 12:08 AM
Come on man, this is the like the mother of all questions you should ALWAYS lie about.

Your dad should really have told you about this, questions you ALWAYS lie about to your girlfriend:

1. How many women have you had sex with?
2. Do you think X is prettier than me?
3. Do I look old?
(If on a first date). What do you think about anal?

I know i should have lied. I was completely caught off guard, and didn't think before i answered.

Side note, didn't have a dad to teach me anything. I am self taught in everything about being a man.

BroncoMan4ever
05-10-2009, 12:13 AM
24 since the middle of highschool, so 2.6 a year for 9 years. Not too bad.


:Broncos:

ok, since everyone here knows your sexual preference, i have to ask......24 women, or 24 men?

Archer81
05-10-2009, 01:43 AM
ok, since everyone here knows your sexual preference, i have to ask......24 women, or 24 men?


19 men, 5 women.

I dated girls in HS. None since then. Looking forward to my HS reunion when I see some of these chicks and have to explain...

:Broncos:

FireFly
05-10-2009, 06:41 AM
I missed this one first time around, good read!

I do have a question. Someone previously said that they didn't want there partner to have had too many abortions.

Is there a reason for this? Is it a morality issue or does it affect sex in some way?

(This is a legitimate question)

Circle Orange
05-10-2009, 09:54 AM
Let's put it this way...if you spend more time in the doctor's office than you do in the bedroom, you've overdone it. Hilarious!

TonyR
05-10-2009, 10:04 AM
19 men, 5 women.

I dated girls in HS. None since then.

Assuming you're serious, I'm willing to bet that men are ten times easier to get in the sack than women and there's a lot less bullshat to put up with as well. Am I right?

stoxman
05-10-2009, 10:13 AM
honestly, if she was safe when doing all those guys and didn't have a bunch of kids or abortions, i don't give a damn what her number would have been.

SERIOUSLY..I call BS on this!

Jason in LA
05-10-2009, 11:07 AM
I missed this one first time around, good read!

I do have a question. Someone previously said that they didn't want there partner to have had too many abortions.

Is there a reason for this? Is it a morality issue or does it affect sex in some way?

(This is a legitimate question)

A woman like that I'd say isn't too careful when it comes to safe sex. So I'll pass on that. I'm sure there are other reasons as well, but that's the reason that pops in my mind.

TheReverend
05-10-2009, 11:24 AM
Assuming you're serious, I'm willing to bet that men are ten times easier to get in the sack than women and there's a lot less bullshat to put up with as well. Am I right?

Considering defecting...? :~ohyah!:

BroncoMan4ever
05-10-2009, 11:59 AM
SERIOUSLY..I call BS on this!

why? it's true. i know i have a fun and very diverse past of ladies, it seems only natural or fair that a woman who is 27 would have had past partners. i know this, so i really don't give a ****, as long as i am not going to catch something, she hasn't been scraped, and doesn't have any kids. i really don't care

Archer81
05-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Assuming you're serious, I'm willing to bet that men are ten times easier to get in the sack than women and there's a lot less bullshat to put up with as well. Am I right?


You'd be right. Less ground work with a guy.


:Broncos:

Archer81
05-10-2009, 12:24 PM
Women who have multiple abortions up their risk for uterine cancer, also alot of scarring, which limits their chances of actually getting pregnant in the future when they want kids.

:Broncos:

Blueflame
05-10-2009, 12:40 PM
Women who have multiple abortions up their risk for uterine cancer, also alot of scarring, which limits their chances of actually getting pregnant in the future when they want kids.

:Broncos:

Just an observation here... other women's health issues (completely unrelated to pregnancy) can also result in the same thing (fibroids, for example).

Archer81
05-10-2009, 12:51 PM
Just an observation here... other women's health issues (completely unrelated to pregnancy) can also result in the same thing (fibroids, for example).


True.


:Broncos:

Jason in LA
05-10-2009, 01:04 PM
Jason is right you can look nice without spending a lot on clothes.

If you need some name brand bling to feel special then I would suggest some expensive shoes, maybe a nice watch, nice sunglasses etc. Products that last a little longer.

250$ jeans wear out just about as fast as some Levi's that cost 50 bucks.

It's more about taking care of your clothes for men. Make sure they are clean when you go out, you have nice shoes on, no stains on your old ass shirt etc.

Also the lying part is also right on in his post. If you lie on first date, or to get first date, you are aksing for the nightmare scenario.

You like the girl a lot, you want to date her, but you lied and once she finds out it's over etc. It's just not worth it. Also if you lie to a crazy girl, she just may make your life miserable for a few months or longer.

Best to be upfront.

Funny because Jason likes the dress down shoes with slacks. I think that is cool but a little too young for me. I like to wear really nice jeans with dress shoes. So sort of the opposite but going for same type of thing. Sort of dressy but with some casual thrown in to show you aren't a suit.

I'm with you here. I just don't see the point in lying about anything, including the topic at hand. Now I would never answer that question, but I wouldn't lie about it. I've become pretty good about dancing around certain topics, like "are we in a relationship?" ;D And I don't need to lie about my career or lie that I do community service. I have a cool job, and I do community service. If a woman isn't interested in me, then I'll just move on to a woman who is. It doesn't take very long to find a woman that's interested in me.

I have a somewhat expensive watch. Well, the most expensive that I've ever owned. A $200 Kenneth Cole watch. It's a nice watch, and I bought thinking that it was something that was needed. But I've come to find out that women don't really have a reaction towards it. Maybe they notice it but just don't say anything. I got this leather cuff from Venice Beach for like $15, and women go like nuts over it. They ask me all kind of questions about it, and it ends up leading into all kind of conversations. Funny how something that costs only $15 gets more positive attention than something that costs me $200.

Jason in LA
05-10-2009, 01:09 PM
diffferent girl every if you play your cards right?


im a computer science geek who cant get a girl to like to save my life. please PM any advice you have on picking up women in college. that goes to anybody

One more thing that works great, join social groups. Join as many as you have time for. Groups with women in them. When I started joining social groups my social network grew like crazy. I'm always meeting new women. Join community service groups, ski clubs (women really love those), stuff like that. Go on facebook and you'll find a lot of social groups. Get involved and go to their events.

Miss I.
05-10-2009, 01:15 PM
Well generally speaking most women (note I said most) don't care about your money or what you spend just so long as you have a job and can take care of yourself. I just don't like deadbeats. I have no problems sharing costs on things so long as it isn't always me (which pertains to my female friends as well). I like a guy who is confident and dresses with confidence, but not arrogance (as that tends to mask real insecurities) or bragging. Dressing with confidence doesn't mean expensive clothes, just ones that fit you and look taken care of. If anything, being overly ridiculous with trendy expensive clothes seems like a way to compensate depending on the given situation.

As for the original question, the article posits women ask that really trying to get an idea of if you are clean disease wise, but without asking the question. I don't want to know my partner's history except insofar as it impacts our relationship (disease, former spouses, children). Personally my feeling is don't ask a question you don't want to know the answer for or that you have an expectation of a specific answer.

Jason in LA
05-10-2009, 01:24 PM
Well generally speaking most women (note I said most) don't care about your money or what you spend just so long as you have a job and can take care of yourself. I just don't like deadbeats. I have no problems sharing costs on things so long as it isn't always me (which pertains to my female friends as well). I like a guy who is confident and dresses with confidence, but not arrogance (as that tends to mask real insecurities) or bragging. Dressing with confidence doesn't mean expensive clothes, just ones that fit you and look taken care of. If anything, being overly ridiculous with trendy expensive clothes seems like a way to compensate depending on the given situation.



I totally agree. There is no point in spending a lot of money on expensive clothes or other merchandise. I also say there is no point in spending a lot of money on a date. If she's not feeling a guy, and he then spends a lot of money, she's still not going to be feeling him. If she is really feeling him, then he doesn't need to spend a lot of money (as long as he isn't cheap). So there is really no point in spending a lot of money. It makes no difference. Be entertaining and interesting.

Miss I.
05-10-2009, 02:07 PM
I totally agree. There is no point in spending a lot of money on expensive clothes or other merchandise. I also say there is no point in spending a lot of money on a date. If she's not feeling a guy, and he then spends a lot of money, she's still not going to be feeling him. If she is really feeling him, then he doesn't need to spend a lot of money (as long as he isn't cheap). So there is really no point in spending a lot of money. It makes no difference. Be entertaining and interesting.

hmm, depends on the date. Money is a funny thing. Sometimes you get what you pay for if you pay more, sometimes it is just a label. Sometimes if you cheap out you also get what you pay for, not much. With dates, it's an invidivual occasion thing. Like I think for my parents 40th anniversary this year they are only planning on movie and a dinner and I say 40 years of marriage merits more then that (however it's their anniversary so I won't tell them what to do with their money, but my sister and I will get them something awesome with our own). And as for regular dates, I can enjoy the relatively cheap picnic and a hike or really amazing theater tickets. Cost is based on what you want and enjoy doing.

TonyR
05-10-2009, 02:13 PM
Considering defecting...?

No, no, no, certainly not. I just recall Howard Stern always saying how lucky "faigs" (as he called them) had it becasue they didn't have to put up with all the BS straight guys do to get laid. I thought it was hilarious and I'd also never considered this before. But also like Stern, I could never be attracted to a man's "tookus"...

Archer81
05-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Some people just attract the drama and bs that goes with a sexual relationship. Its like air for them. Generally, guys are easier to deal with, but there is always exceptions. Some dudes are far worse than any woman can be. Knew a guy who cared what socks he wore, because what happens if someone is wearing socks that look like his...like seriously? ****ing socks? Who the **** cares, we are going fishing, wear ****ing flipflops...Jesus Christ...

:Broncos:

rastaman
05-10-2009, 07:39 PM
Interesting discussion. I've been skiming thru the topic and all I've read about are all the sexual conquest and mutiple partners etc....but what I haven't heard talked about are the topics of sexually transmitted diseases---getting burned and such! Ya know...like the drips, the itches, the rashes, and the warts etc! Ya know the gifts that keep on giving like herpes!!!

But hey....Keep Smacken "That AZZ"!!:thumbs:

Inkana7
05-10-2009, 07:44 PM
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d!cks!"

"In a row?"

"Hey try not to suck anyone's dick on the way there!"

*Man starts to follow Veronica*

"Hey, get back here!"

TheReverend
05-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Some people just attract the drama and bs that goes with a sexual relationship. Its like air for them. Generally, guys are easier to deal with, but there is always exceptions. Some dudes are far worse than any woman can be. Knew a guy who cared what socks he wore, because what happens if someone is wearing socks that look like his...like seriously? ****ing socks? Who the **** cares, we are going fishing, wear ****ing flipflops...Jesus Christ...

:Broncos:

...and then you blew him.

Archer81
05-10-2009, 08:02 PM
...and then you blew him.


Other way around man.


:Broncos:

Mr. Trout
05-10-2009, 09:11 PM
However many I have had is too many...ha ha I would say its more about quality than quantity and there are a few on my list that I definitely should have steered clear of...oh college.

Circle Orange
05-10-2009, 09:31 PM
Rule #1. Generally speaking, men are sleazy. ;D

Rule #2. People lie like hell when it comes to sex. :rofl:

Rule #3. Ergo, this thread is pointless...:P