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Spider
02-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt

BroncoBuff
02-11-2009, 07:47 PM
And it begins ....

Spider
02-11-2009, 07:47 PM
**** like this only happens to me .i am freaking cursed

Dukes
02-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Did you get your truck fixed?

Spider
02-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Did you get your truck fixed?

Yeah I got his going , mine is still sitting in the shop ......... Man that dog pissed all over my safe driver award Jacket from west way ....... I am so pissed .. those Jackets are rare

RunSilentRunDeep
02-11-2009, 07:51 PM
Do you post while driving?

Spider
02-11-2009, 07:52 PM
what made that ****ing mutt to do that ? ........ The guy offered to pay for it .......I should have throat punched that little ****er

Spider
02-11-2009, 07:53 PM
Do you post while driving?

Yeah called multi tasking ............ Of course not .......... do you think I drive 24/7 ?

RunSilentRunDeep
02-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Yeah called multi tasking ............ Of course not .......... do you think I drive 24/7 ?

Just joking. You're pretty prolific for a guy that has to be offline so much. I'm at my desk 10 hours a day and only get a couple posts up a week.

Dukes
02-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Just find a dry cleaner the next place your at longer than a day. What kind of dog was it?

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:01 PM
Just joking. You're pretty prolific for a guy that has to be offline so much. I'm at my desk 10 hours a day and only get a couple posts up a week.

;D sorry , I am just upset tonight ........ I only need 4 hours of sleep at night ;D Just find a dry cleaner the next place your at longer than a day. What kind of dog was it? I cant take the stink any more , i got in a washing machine at the flying hook with abox of tide ....... it was a furry little **** pomerwhatever ..........

spdirty
02-11-2009, 08:02 PM
you should be happy. Now your jacket has some "Character."Ha!

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:04 PM
you should be happy. Now your jacket has some "Character."Ha!

dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor

spdirty
02-11-2009, 08:05 PM
Seriously though, I am glad Im not that guy. You know when you think of something funny or see something funny and you want to laugh but it would be totally inappropriate to laugh at that place/time so your fighting your laughter with all you got? That would be me, and I wouldve probably gotten throat punched for it.

spdirty
02-11-2009, 08:08 PM
dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor

Sorry dude...I really am. And I understand that that jacket is a badge of honor you carry quite a bit of pride with it. And it sucks that it happened while you were helping some poor schmuck.

And I totally apologize for laughing when I read about it....I do.

cutthemdown
02-11-2009, 08:15 PM
Dog should have pissed on you and spared the innocent jacket.

By the way if the damn jacket so important to you why would you just lay it on the ground in the middle of a road?

elsid13
02-11-2009, 08:17 PM
dude ......... I have had that jacket for over 10 years ....... old timers at truck stops snap to when they see me wearing it .. it is a major badge of honor

Or the smell is forcing them to do a double take.

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Dog should have pissed on you and spared the innocent jacket.

By the way if the damn jacket so important to you why would you just lay it on the ground in the middle of a road?

when did I say i was in the middle of the road ? reading a problem for you ? Could have swore I said I layed it on the ground ..............
and that engine was 200+ degrees you dumb bastard . and you have the nerve to call a Marine a simple man ? try learning to read

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Sorry dude...I really am. And I understand that that jacket is a badge of honor you carry quite a bit of pride with it. And it sucks that it happened while you were helping some poor schmuck.

And I totally apologize for laughing when I read about it....I do.

;D no worries

cutthemdown
02-11-2009, 08:20 PM
when did I say i was in the middle of the road ? reading a problem for you ? Could have swore I said I layed it on the ground
and that engine was 200+ degrees you dumb bastard . and you have the nerve to call a Marine a simple man ? try learning to read

at least your jacket smells just like your mouth now.

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:23 PM
at least your jacket smells just like your mouth now.

Dude , you are the one that said your friend the Marine was a simple man , you got hurt over me calling you on it , if if your friend is that simple , you should have had more respect talking about him the way you did , getting on this thread and making an ass out of yourself doesnt help your cause ......

SportinOne
02-11-2009, 08:28 PM
that sucks spider, at least dog piss is a mostly neutral smell.

oh, wait..

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:31 PM
that sucks spider, at least dog piss is a mostly neutral smell.

oh, wait..

this dogs piss stunk ....... I got the jacket in the dryer now , the smell is gone ;D

theAPAOps5
02-11-2009, 08:50 PM
That is ****ing awesome. Basically the dog was threatened by your awesome. In the animal world Dogs assert their dominance by marking their territory. That territory happened to be where your jacket was! EPIC!

spdirty
02-11-2009, 08:51 PM
That is ****ing awesome. Basically the dog was threatened by your awesome. In the animal world Dogs assert their dominance by marking their territory. That territory happened to be where your jacket was! EPIC!

LOL

Spider
02-11-2009, 08:51 PM
That is ****ing awesome. Basically the dog was threatened by your awesome. In the animal world Dogs assert their dominance by marking their territory. That territory happened to be where your jacket was! EPIC!

meh , the dog was defective I think

spdirty
02-11-2009, 08:52 PM
this dogs piss stunk ....... I got the jacket in the dryer now , the smell is gone ;D

good...now I can laugh my ass off. ;D

Dedhed
02-11-2009, 08:53 PM
mine is still sitting in the shop .........

Does that mean you're still driving the flamer?

BroncoBuff
02-11-2009, 08:54 PM
http://byfootball.com/pix07/stewie_.jpg

Here you crazy mutt .... pee on this!

bowtown
02-11-2009, 08:57 PM
I believe this is the area you are looking for:

http://www.marvistavet.com/assets/images/dog_thyroid.gif

Spider
02-11-2009, 09:18 PM
LOL . you people are ruthless ....... my coat is done and dried , I am in my happy place now

Spider
02-11-2009, 09:19 PM
Does that mean you're still driving the flamer?

LOL ....... it has flames but it isnt a flamer

Dedhed
02-11-2009, 09:24 PM
LOL ....... it has flames but it isnt a flamer

If it walks like a duck.....

broncosteven
02-11-2009, 09:26 PM
Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt

Maybe the dog couldn't stand the smell?

Spider
02-11-2009, 09:43 PM
If it walks like a duck.....

that will be enough from you ....... ;D

Spider
02-11-2009, 09:43 PM
Maybe the dog couldn't stand the smell?

Maybe he caught the scent of my dog .......

Blueflame
02-11-2009, 10:55 PM
Maybe he caught the scent of my dog .......

If both dogs are un-altered males, then yes... typical male dog behavior is to "cover" the scent of another male dog.

Doggcow
02-11-2009, 10:59 PM
I love dogs.

Needa Pass Rush
02-11-2009, 11:06 PM
Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt


The humane society frowns on canine throat punches. :punched:

TDmvp
02-11-2009, 11:08 PM
Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt

http://www.comments.zingerbugimages.com/DogComments/peeing_dog.JPG


:P

baja
02-11-2009, 11:27 PM
If both dogs are un-altered males, then yes... typical male dog behavior is to "cover" the scent of another male dog.

So that would mean that another dog had pissed on his coat that he has been wearing around???

Blueflame
02-11-2009, 11:35 PM
So that would mean that another dog had pissed on his coat that he has been wearing around???

Just the scent of another dog (from touching Spider's coat) could be enough for an un-altered male dog to want to mark it.

Spider
02-11-2009, 11:43 PM
Just the scent of another dog (from touching Spider's coat) could be enough for an un-altered male dog to want to mark it.

that makes sense cause my dog isnt neutered

DHallblows
02-12-2009, 01:29 AM
Exit 184 in Wyoming on 80 a trucker was broke down hollering for help so I stop , he ran his radiator low on coolant and the truck shut down ( guy didnt know **** ) I took my coat off placed it on the ground and started wiring the censor to over ride it , when his ****ing dog pissed all over my coat ........ Damn mutt

Well there's your first problem...

driver
02-12-2009, 09:41 AM
E184? Where somewhere around Rawlins or chug water? Can't remember the exits anymore.

Smiling Assassin27
02-12-2009, 09:47 AM
Did you throat punch that b!tch?

USMCBladerunner
02-12-2009, 09:53 AM
It's borderline unhealthy how much voyeuristic enjoyment I get out of watching Spider's life through the prism of the Mane. The scariest part is that it appears that I am a comparatively casual viewer.

I'm glad your coat came out ok. Sounds like you need to add a lapdog clause to your samaritan asssitance form.

bronco610
02-12-2009, 04:38 PM
Spider, havn't you heard no good deed goes unpunished !!!!!

Los Broncos
02-12-2009, 04:45 PM
Ever throat punch a dog?

Malcontent
02-12-2009, 05:56 PM
My Great Dane would never piss on a mans coat...now if it were a ladies coat hell yeah he would...he hates the female persuasion..

Spider
02-12-2009, 08:14 PM
well I made it over black Ice , snow , blowing snow to Cheyenne , I was going to spend some time in Laramie , but decided to get my ass over sherman ......
I am loaded with a CEMENT TRUCK pics later ;D

Bronco Bob
02-13-2009, 10:59 PM
Yeah I got his going , mine is still sitting in the shop ......... Man that dog pissed all over my safe driver award Jacket from west way ....... I am so pissed .. those Jackets are rare

Not very many safe drivers out there?

Spider
02-14-2009, 12:58 AM
Not very many safe drivers out there?

;D no west Way had very strict guidelines for receiving their awards , they was harder to meet then Nobel Sysco's standards ....... not only did you have to be ticket / accident free , but all of your deliveries had to be on time ,and no log book violations for 1 year ........

Spider
02-14-2009, 01:00 AM
And what I was most proud of , I wasnt actually a west way driver , I was driving for a guy that had trucks leased on to west way ........

crawdad
02-14-2009, 10:06 AM
Spidey, you sure run in to alot of crap. Soory about your jacket but its all good now, right? Keep on truckin' my friend!

DenverBrit
02-14-2009, 12:08 PM
; ....... it was a furry little **** pomerwhatever ..........

I hear they're delicious with some hot sauce! ;D

Spider
02-14-2009, 12:10 PM
Spidey, you sure run in to alot of crap. Soory about your jacket but its all good now, right? Keep on truckin' my friend!

LOL tell me about it ............12people could walk into a store and never have anything happen , I walk in , good chance all hell would break loose ;D
I guess I am charmed

SureShot
02-14-2009, 01:15 PM
Once again Karma v. Spider. Karma wins.....again.

Spider
02-14-2009, 01:17 PM
Once again Karma v. Spider. Karma wins.....again.

;D