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oubronco
02-10-2009, 02:13 PM
As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway.....!



Never . . .
Ever . . .
Ever . . .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it.
I REPEAT . . .
Never ... Ever ... Ever
Put a FIRE CRACKER
in your ass and light it ! ! !






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Bronx33
02-10-2009, 02:22 PM
He needs a less abrasive toiletpaper.

Kaylore
02-10-2009, 02:23 PM
Fake.

oubronco
02-10-2009, 02:23 PM
he gets my vote for dumbazz of the year

bronco militia
02-10-2009, 02:24 PM
Fake.

yeah...I don't think sticking a fire cracker up your ass would weld your crack together


:giggle:

Paladin
02-10-2009, 02:26 PM
Good advice, though.....

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 02:33 PM
yeah...I don't think sticking a fire cracker up your ass would weld your crack together


:giggle:

LOL

Miss I.
02-10-2009, 05:26 PM
You know that is some excellent advice....here I was going to do that and everything....hmmm thanks for saving me from a crazy choice. ;D

oubronco
02-10-2009, 05:56 PM
Your Welcome

Los Broncos
02-10-2009, 08:59 PM
I almost stuck an M-80 in my ass today, good thing I read this first :D

Malcontent
02-10-2009, 09:00 PM
I almost stuck an M-80 in my ass today, good thing I read this first :D

That made me spit my beer into the keyboard man...LOL

Beantown Bronco
02-11-2009, 05:57 AM
Looks like one of Circle Orange's avatars.

TailgateNut
02-11-2009, 06:52 AM
That'll teach 'em to do the "blue flame special".:spit:

Broncoman13
02-11-2009, 07:36 AM
I've actually seen people (on youtube) do that. Guy burned his ass pretty good. I agree the picture looks fake, but the dude on youtube definitely burned his ass good!

Broncoman13
02-11-2009, 07:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMn53f_TRQ&feature=related

Broncoman13
02-11-2009, 07:38 AM
That would do the trick no?