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crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:12 PM
Why is it that a homosexual man does his best to look and act like a woman?

Why is it that a homosexual woman does her best to look and act like a man?


Doesn't that defeat the purpose? I mean, wouldn't another gay woman want to appeal to other women that are attracted to women? How does looking like a man attract other homosexual women. And the same goes for the males.

I dont understand why 2 men would want to scoot each other aroung the room in the 1st place. But it seems like if you wanted to attract another gay man, you'd want to look like a man.

If a gay man (looking like a woman) meets up with a gay female (looking like a man) wouldn't that save a lot of money on prostetics?

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:13 PM
This should be fun.

Beantown Bronco
02-10-2009, 12:14 PM
I've always questioned why you do what you do....but for even you to finally begin questioning yourself is truly something.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:14 PM
Dunno. Let's get Blart in here to answer the question.

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:15 PM
Anyone else wonder why red crayons taste different then blue???

sirhcyennek81
02-10-2009, 12:17 PM
I blame MTV.


:Broncos:

TailgateNut
02-10-2009, 12:17 PM
Anyone else wonder why red crayons taste different then blue???

:rofl:

Kaylore
02-10-2009, 12:17 PM
And what is it with airline food?

ak1971
02-10-2009, 12:20 PM
I love Kaylore!

Fusionfrontman
02-10-2009, 12:21 PM
Why do they search you for weapons and then proceed to give you plastic knives and booze?

crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Why do they search you for weapons and then proceed to give you plastic knives and booze?

I know for a fact you cant open booze with a plastic knife. Who do they think we are?

Bronx33
02-10-2009, 12:23 PM
This should be fun.

I concur we need to ask bob.

sirhcyennek81
02-10-2009, 12:24 PM
Whats up with fags and lezbos...I dont know, lets ask Bob, he is adept in both worlds...


:Broncos:

bombay
02-10-2009, 12:25 PM
What an idiot.

Prodigal19
02-10-2009, 12:25 PM
This thread is going places.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:25 PM
And what is it with airline food?

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crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:26 PM
What an idiot.

It's a legit question.

It makes no sense.

Enlighten us.

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
FWIW I prefer "lezbos"

sirhcyennek81
02-10-2009, 12:30 PM
I think alot of it has to do with media perception. If a gay guy was on TV and told you, without a lisp, he enjoys contact sports, or hunting, or BBQ and couldnt tell you the difference between chartreuse and forrest green he would be considered boring. Media enjoys the queens, who need to be thuper fabulous and wear pink pleather pants and purple eyeliner. So you have kids who are gay and see this **** on TV and think hey, I like men, or women, so I guess I have to act that way. Its complete BS and actually detracts from a persons real attributes.

:Broncos:

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:31 PM
I think alot of it has to do with media perception. If a gay guy was on TV and told you, without a lisp, he enjoys contact sports, or hunting, or BBQ and couldnt tell you the difference between chartreuse and forrest green he would be considered boring. Media enjoys the queens, who need to be thuper fabulous and wear pink pleather pants and purple eyeliner. So you have kids who are gay and see this **** on TV and think hey, I like men, or women, so I guess I have to act that way. Its complete BS and actually detracts from a persons real attributes.

:Broncos:

excellent post sir

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:31 PM
It's all in the phrasing. If you stated that you wondered why homosexual men do this or that you'd have more serious answers. It's as if I started a thread and wondered why chincs, spics, and honkies act the way they do. It's just offensive and no one will take the question very seriously.

Just my .02. Carry on.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:33 PM
I think alot of it has to do with media perception. If a gay guy was on TV and told you, without a lisp, he enjoys contact sports, or hunting, or BBQ and couldnt tell you the difference between chartreuse and forrest green he would be considered boring. Media enjoys the queens, who need to be thuper fabulous and wear pink pleather pants and purple eyeliner. So you have kids who are gay and see this **** on TV and think hey, I like men, or women, so I guess I have to act that way. Its complete BS and actually detracts from a persons real attributes.

:Broncos:

This is one of the reasons I support gay marriage. There aren't a lot of positive role models for gays, and making gay relationships more mainstream and "normal" would go a long way to a healthier self perception and a healthier society.

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:34 PM
It's all in the phrasing. If you stated that you wondered why homosexual men do this or that you'd have more serious answers. It's as if I started a thread and wondered why chincs, spics, and honkies act the way they do. It's just offensive and no one will take the question very seriously.

Just my .02. Carry on.

Meh probably but if anyone has any questions I consider myself a super redneck honkie and am more then willing to field questions about the retarded **** I do.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:40 PM
Meh probably but if anyone has any questions I consider myself a super redneck honkie and am more then willing to field questions about the retarded **** I do.

That's what makes you the Dortoh. Don't change a thing!

crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:42 PM
It's all in the phrasing. If you stated that you wondered why homosexual men do this or that you'd have more serious answers. It's as if I started a thread and wondered why chincs, spics, and honkies act the way they do. It's just offensive and no one will take the question very seriously.

Just my .02. Carry on.

Whoa, wait a minute. Since when is fag or lezbo offensive? That's nothining like spic or chinc. They refer to each other in that way. dont they?

DomCasual
02-10-2009, 12:42 PM
I think alot of it has to do with media perception. If a gay guy was on TV and told you, without a lisp, he enjoys contact sports, or hunting, or BBQ and couldnt tell you the difference between chartreuse and forrest green he would be considered boring. Media enjoys the queens, who need to be thuper fabulous and wear pink pleather pants and purple eyeliner. So you have kids who are gay and see this **** on TV and think hey, I like men, or women, so I guess I have to act that way. Its complete BS and actually detracts from a persons real attributes.

:Broncos:

Chartreuse.

Awesome word!

bronco militia
02-10-2009, 12:43 PM
fags!

sirhcyennek81
02-10-2009, 12:43 PM
This is one of the reasons I support gay marriage. There aren't a lot of positive role models for gays, and making gay relationships more mainstream and "normal" would go a long way to a healthier self perception and a healthier society.


Agreed.


:Broncos:

Pseudofool
02-10-2009, 12:46 PM
It's a legit question.

It makes no sense.

Enlighten us.Well, it's not a legit question. But you can pick up any book on the socialization of gender to figure out why.

Of course the simple answer is that 'masculinity' is a social construction, a 'mask' that any gender or person can wear. 'Femininity' works in the same way.

Very few adult homosexuals fit your stereotypes, however. Not all gay men act feminine, and not all gay woman act masculine. I imagine the number who do act as such with decrease as homosexual lifestyles become more accepted.

Karenin
02-10-2009, 12:46 PM
OP is really doing his best to dispel the stereotype of the ignorant redneck from KC. Oh wait, no he isn't.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:47 PM
Whoa, wait a minute. Since when is fag or lezbo offensive? That's nothining like spic or chinc. They refer to each other in that way. dont they?

F*gg*t and lezbo are derogatory terms. I'm involved in theatre and know quite a few gay folks. So, yes, those terms have been offensive for a long time. Gay and Homosexual are non offensive designations. Fudge packer and c o c k sucker are also offensive, btw.

Oh, it won't even let me type the word f a g g o t. The profanity checker blocks it. ANd it changed c o c k sucker to cock sucker. Hilarious!

bronco militia
02-10-2009, 12:48 PM
****** and lezbo are derogatory terms. I'm involved in theatre and know quite a few gay folks. So, yes, those terms have been offensive for a long time. Gay and Homosexual are non offensive designations. Fudge packer and pink pony rider are also offensive, btw.

who knew?

:giggle:

Taco John
02-10-2009, 12:49 PM
It's a legit question.





No it's not.

This thread was created for one purpose: to make trouble for the mods.

crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:50 PM
Well, it's not a legit question. But you can pick up any book on the socialization of gender to figure out why.

Of course the simple answer is that 'masculinity' is a social construction, a 'mask' that any gender or person can wear. 'Femininity' works in the same way.

Very few adult homosexuals fit your stereotypes, however. Not all gay men act feminine, and not all gay woman act masculine. I imagine the number who do act as such with decrease as homosexual lifestyles become more accepted.

The fact remains that some do. For those that do, why? Isn't is a contradiction?

Oh, and it is a legit question. Seeing as how I asked it and all.

crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:51 PM
No it's not.

This thread was created for one purpose: to make trouble for the mods.


Yeah, that's what I do. Sit around thinking about you.

That's pretty arrogant isn't it?

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 12:53 PM
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Fudge_Packer.jpg

crazyhorse
02-10-2009, 12:54 PM
F*gg*t and lezbo are derogatory terms. I'm involved in theatre and know quite a few gay folks. So, yes, those terms have been offensive for a long time. Gay and Homosexual are non offensive designations. Fudge packer and c o c k sucker are also offensive, btw.

Oh, it won't even let me type the word f a g g o t. The profanity checker blocks it. ANd it changed c o c k sucker to pink pony rider. Hilarious!

I have 2 lezbos in my family and refer to them as such. Maybe it is derogatory in a sense. They dont take offense to it.

JCMElway
02-10-2009, 12:56 PM
Because they know you. Go into a gay bar and start calling people lesbos and fags. That would be a helluva scene!

DomCasual
02-10-2009, 12:56 PM
F*gg*t and lezbo are derogatory terms. I'm involved in theatre and know quite a few gay folks. So, yes, those terms have been offensive for a long time. Gay and Homosexual are non offensive designations. Fudge packer and c o c k sucker are also offensive, btw.

Oh, it won't even let me type the word f a g g o t. The profanity checker blocks it. ANd it changed c o c k sucker to pink pony rider. Hilarious!

So, THAT'S what that guy was getting so upset about!

This explains a recent incident I had.

Crushaholic
02-10-2009, 12:58 PM
What a strange, strange, thread...:dunk:

bronclvr
02-10-2009, 01:01 PM
"Of course the simple answer is that 'masculinity' is a social construction, a 'mask' that any gender or person can wear. 'Femininity' works in the same way.

Very few adult homosexuals fit your stereotypes, however. Not all gay men act feminine, and not all gay woman act masculine. I imagine the number who do act as such with decrease as homosexual lifestyles become more accepted."

I sometimes have trouble identifying one from the other-take this picture for instance-what is it?

It's Illegal DRAG Racing!;D

Hotrod
02-10-2009, 01:49 PM
So what is up with "get well soon" cards???

**** that get well now

:) I stole that

Bronx33
02-10-2009, 02:19 PM
No it's not.

This thread was created for one purpose: to make trouble for the mods.


He must have gotten bored after watching the view.

Spider
02-10-2009, 04:52 PM
meh really could care less ...... just dont bring the **** into my house

Hogan11
02-10-2009, 07:36 PM
Chartreuse.

Awesome word!

"Now is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?? Chartreuse...the only liquor so good they named a color after it!!"

SureShot
02-14-2009, 01:42 PM
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What is the deal with that? And why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?