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Spider
02-08-2009, 02:29 PM
Professions , what would you want to be ?
me I would like to have a kids program on Cable TV , or be a new York City cop .......

slyinky
02-08-2009, 02:52 PM
I'll be monitoring this thread to see if Bob answers the question. I would be very surprised if his answer isn't Fluffer.

SouthStndJunkie
02-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Fisheries and Wildlife Biologist.

Cutler4Life
02-08-2009, 02:59 PM
Professions , what would you want to be ?
me I would like to have a kids program on Cable TV , or be a new York City cop .......

Umm a kids program? Like Spidee Herman or something? :wave:

I would like to be a casting director for films or write books like Dave Barry, all smart aleck like.

tsiguy96
02-08-2009, 03:01 PM
what im currently in school to do :)

professional strength and conditioning coach

cutthemdown
02-08-2009, 03:01 PM
musical therapist

Ray Finkle
02-08-2009, 03:07 PM
Criminologist....it's what my minor and part of my masters is....

Dukes
02-08-2009, 03:09 PM
I'm only a few pen strokes away from one of mine, becoming a Cop. Two others would be a fighter pilot or an architect.

Jason in LA
02-08-2009, 03:10 PM
Football player. I'd be the starting RB for the Broncos.

bowtown
02-08-2009, 03:11 PM
Professional golfer or rock star.

Spider
02-08-2009, 03:29 PM
Umm a kids program? Like Spidee Herman or something? :wave:

I would like to be a casting director for films or write books like Dave Barry, all smart aleck like.

;D naw it would be really cool , Geography , i would have a large map of the USA without the states name on it , the kids would have to name the state I pointed to , Kids that got it right would get snacks , watch cartoons , or free time .. Kids that got it wrong would be ridiculed and perhaps a slight electrical shock , I may have to consult lawyers about the shocking ...........

TheReverend
02-08-2009, 03:29 PM
Oil boy at the playboy mansion.

Dukes
02-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Oil boy at the playboy mansion.

I'd rather just be famous and get invited to parties there........

spdirty
02-08-2009, 03:45 PM
either bigshot oil exec or dictator of the United States.

TheReverend
02-08-2009, 03:52 PM
I'd rather just be famous and get invited to parties there........

Not even Pauly Shore slathered oil on all of them

Dukes
02-08-2009, 03:59 PM
Not even Pauly Shore slathered oil on all of them

I bet in his hay-day he slept with a few

TheReverend
02-08-2009, 04:03 PM
/facepalm

Dukes
02-08-2009, 04:05 PM
Ha! Oh come on Rev, as stupid as he is, those kinds of chicks don't care as long as you're famous.

TheReverend
02-08-2009, 04:10 PM
Ha! Oh come on Rev, as stupid as he is, those kinds of chicks don't care as long as you're famous.

No no, you missed it. For some reason, Pauly Shore is still nailing playmates left and right.

Spider
02-08-2009, 04:12 PM
Pauly Shore Movies made me laugh , but man he did get on my nerves ....... Son in Law was damn funny , I laughed all the way through

Cutler4Life
02-08-2009, 04:12 PM
Really? I see Pauly Shore and I want to punch him the throat, him and Tom Green.

Spider
02-08-2009, 04:14 PM
Really? I see Pauly Shore and I want to punch him the throat, him and Tom Green.
;D i dont know tom Green .......

Dr. Broncenstein
02-08-2009, 04:14 PM
I'd be a rock star like Jeff Tweedy... popular enough to pack just about any venue, yet underground enough to remain relatively anonymous in public.... with enough clout to make music on his terms instead of at the direction of a record label.

BABronco
02-08-2009, 04:33 PM
Currently I am a nursing major. But if I were to be guaranteed a job I'd go for astronomer.

Dukes
02-08-2009, 04:39 PM
No no, you missed it. For some reason, Pauly Shore is still nailing playmates left and right.

Ok ok ok, I concede your point Ha!

Dudeskey
02-08-2009, 05:52 PM
A pilot...™

Hogan11
02-08-2009, 06:25 PM
I should've kept up the review writing and freelanced, but took the safe goverment job instead. Bills you know, one should never take chances when you're on the hook for a few grand straight outta college.

400HZ
02-08-2009, 06:44 PM
Rock Star in the Slash model. Pacemaker inserted by the time I turn 40. :)

SoCalBronco
02-08-2009, 06:58 PM
I enjoy practicing law, but I think I would be really happy as a high school football coach.

Rock Chalk
02-08-2009, 07:45 PM
Professions , what would you want to be ?
me I would like to have a kids program on Cable TV , or be a new York City cop .......

US Air Force fighter pilot. Preferably the F-15 or F-22.

ak1971
02-08-2009, 09:00 PM
Probably would have gone to med school.

Atlas
02-08-2009, 09:11 PM
I went to college for 4 years but all I see in the paper are Truck Driving jobs amd RN/VN jobs.

You van get a VN degree in just one year and start out at over 30,000. THe RN degree takes only two years. Those are great professions right now.

baja
02-08-2009, 09:20 PM
A hippie with a knack for making money.

Taco John
02-08-2009, 09:40 PM
;D i dont know tom Green .......




He stars on an MTV show called Screw a Trucker's Wife. I'm not sure if you'd appreciate his style of humor. It's generational humor I think.


(I'm just hoping Spider throat punches him if he runs across him. Anything to get Tom Green throat punched)

GoHAM
02-08-2009, 09:54 PM
Trust Fund Baby

Jason in LA
02-08-2009, 10:00 PM
Oil boy at the playboy mansion.

The oil boys are gay. That's pretty much the only way a guy can get that job.

bowtown
02-08-2009, 10:23 PM
The oil boys are gay. That's pretty much the only way a guy can get that job.

Rev's all about breaking glass ceilings.

Los Broncos
02-08-2009, 10:53 PM
I'm going with porn star.

OBF1
02-08-2009, 11:03 PM
Professional fisherman

TDmvp
02-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Trust Fund Baby

It's great gig and all but even with 0 to do , 0 responsibility , and all that jazz there is still a lot that sucks about it .... and i'm being dead serious .
No way as hard as a normal life , kids , job , bills and all that comes with those things ....

But even with zero to do and worry about you find you are just as stressed as everyone else and it sucks in it's own personal way ...

I'm blessed and lucky as hell ... But there is a lot of things in this thread far cooler then being kept ...

Hell I'd switch gigs with a bunch of you on here and in 6 months you would be ready to switch back LOL ... there is only so much of nothing you can do .
AFTER you to everything you want and can think of that you enjoy , you sit around A LOT doing pretty much nothing . watching tv , the web , etc. ... but lots of nothing ...



Great gig , wouldn't trade it (most days) , but still blows in own ways ...

Like I'd switch gigs with Jason in L.A. :giggle:
Me and the Girlfriend , going to sporting events ... sitting in kill seats / dugouts ... getting paid to be there and take pics . Deal !!! hehe ...

strafen
02-08-2009, 11:47 PM
what im currently in school to do :)

professional strength and conditioning coachFigures, you don't need brains for that! ROFL!

strafen
02-08-2009, 11:48 PM
I'l definitely be in law enforcement, most likely US Marshalls, or CIA...

bronco610
02-08-2009, 11:53 PM
What i am back in school getting my degree in. Engineering, shoul have done it 30 years ago.

Dedhed
02-09-2009, 03:15 AM
Con artist. Like a modern day Robin Hood, I would swindle morons out of billions and then leave giant tips at restaurants.

JLesSPE
02-09-2009, 08:03 AM
What i am back in school getting my degree in. Engineering, shoul have done it 30 years ago.

what kind of engineering you goin for?

Dukes
02-09-2009, 08:07 AM
I'l definitely be in law enforcement, most likely US Marshalls, or CIA...

CIA is hardly law enforcement.

Dukes
02-09-2009, 08:09 AM
Con artist. Like a modern day Robin Hood, I would swindle morons out of billions and then leave giant tips at restaurants.

You want to be Bernie Madoff???

Mediator12
02-09-2009, 08:14 AM
CIA is hardly law enforcement.

I'm glad someone caught that. In fact, they are the reason FOR laws in a lot of convoluted ways.

Peoples Champ
02-09-2009, 08:17 AM
I would be a entreprenuer millionare, but everything has already been done. I just change professions and collect the cash.

TailgateNut
02-09-2009, 08:19 AM
Professional fisherman
Move over "old man", and let me show you how it's done.^5

crawdad
02-09-2009, 08:26 AM
US Air Force fighter pilot. Preferably the F-15 or F-22.

You are right on with this one Alec...That would be my dream come true to be a pilot on one of these manned missiles!

TailgateNut
02-09-2009, 08:29 AM
You are right on with this one Alec...That would be my dream come true to be a pilot on one of these manned missiles!


You could do a flyover at the LA Mausoleum and "accidentally" release a few missiles.:spit:

Meck77
02-09-2009, 08:34 AM
GM of the raiders. I'd finish them off!

PaintballCLE
02-09-2009, 08:36 AM
a porno director or gynecologist LOL

theAPAOps5
02-09-2009, 08:39 AM
Treasure Hunter.

crawdad
02-09-2009, 09:11 AM
a porno director or gynecologist LOL

Hey, Kev, you have to take the bad with the good. Think about it!

theAPAOps5
02-09-2009, 09:13 AM
Hey, Kev, you have to take the bad with the good. Think about it!

LOL technically he could do both. Direct and then treat the STD's that are bound to get passed around.

crawdad
02-09-2009, 09:14 AM
It would not be pretty!

alkemical
02-09-2009, 09:14 AM
Soon, i will be. CEO of my own magazine. Hopefully to expand it into a media label - i already have plans for a record label to follow.

Kaylore
02-09-2009, 09:21 AM
Late night talk show host.

PaintballCLE
02-09-2009, 09:21 AM
Hey, Kev, you have to take the bad with the good. Think about it!

no no......see ya pass the bad ones off to your resident dr......i got it all worked out lol

bowtown
02-09-2009, 09:24 AM
no no......see ya pass the bad ones off to your resident dr......i got it all worked out lol

Good idea, unfortunately you will already have been long ago ruined by your own days as a resident.

alkemical
02-09-2009, 11:42 AM
Late night talk show host.

I want(ed) to host a coast to coast type program. (I actually still have my FCC license for commercial broadcast.)

TailgateNut
02-09-2009, 11:54 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm


This has my name "all over it".

Hotrod
02-09-2009, 11:55 AM
I would have my own hunting show and travel the world getting paid to shoot exotic animals.

theAPAOps5
02-09-2009, 11:59 AM
I would be an Ad Man for a Made for TV Product.

Think Billy Mays and Vince!

Peoples Champ
02-09-2009, 12:01 PM
US Air Force fighter pilot. Preferably the F-15 or F-22.



Same here, I wish I would have had the grades to get in Air Force, because I got killer vision thats natural. At age 18 it was better than 20-20, it was 20-15.

But I am 5-11 and slightly stocky, So i dont think I have the right build for it. Usually the guys are 5-8 and slender.

oubronco
02-09-2009, 01:10 PM
i would love to own a huge lodge in the rocky mountains where I'd have guided hunts and luxury love retreats and a 5 star restaruant and of course LOTS of snow bunnies and if that didn't workout I'd be ok being a Porno star

DenverBroncosJM
02-09-2009, 01:19 PM
I thought about it and.....A bartender at a resort in Barbados or exotic location. Great weather, awesome beach, new, interesting people to talk to everyday, and hot women.

Probably wouldnt make a lot but as long as I had a roof over my head, a couple bucks in my pocket, plenty of surfing and no worries how could you pass that up?


Its interesting to read what everyone put up. I think it depends on what kind of job you have now, your daily life stress (work, mortgage, wife, kids) and really how you grew up. If you grew up poor you think having more money would make you happy and vice verse. cool thread!

crawdad
02-09-2009, 01:21 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm


This has my name "all over it".

Did you apply yet? It would be unreal!

oubronco
02-09-2009, 01:28 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm


This has my name "all over it".

Hell Yea how do you signup for that gig!!!

Irish Stout
02-09-2009, 01:28 PM
I would be a professional golfer, a brewmaster, and batman. By day I tame the links. At Dusk I start the mashing process and in the wee hours of the night I hunt down the Joker!

TailgateNut
02-09-2009, 02:12 PM
Did you apply yet? It would be unreal!

Not too shabby. Much less stress than my current job, and the pay's not bad for the hours "worked".

elsid13
02-09-2009, 03:00 PM
I think I would go with figurehead king - like they have in GB. No responsibilities, no worries about money, just show up and shake some hands once and awhile. Plus think about the pussy pulling power that job has.

ksBRONCOfan
02-09-2009, 04:51 PM
I would love to run my own Brewpub restaurant.

STBumpkin
02-09-2009, 06:20 PM
Instead of flying? I'd own a butcher shop or a huge dog park

edit: I still might to both, this job sucks

STBumpkin
02-09-2009, 06:27 PM
US Air Force fighter pilot. Preferably the F-15 or F-22.

I fly for the navy. Sounds really cool but not so much. For every awesome hour of flight time, you get 10-20 of ****ty ground jobs, ranking officers, horrible deployments to backward sh**holes. I wish I'd gone into the private sector. I don't need more than enough money to be comfortable, but at least I could be comfortable knowing that they couldn't send me on IA any day I show up to work.

STBumpkin
02-09-2009, 06:31 PM
Same here, I wish I would have had the grades to get in Air Force, because I got killer vision thats natural. At age 18 it was better than 20-20, it was 20-15.

But I am 5-11 and slightly stocky, So i dont think I have the right build for it. Usually the guys are 5-8 and slender.

Your build is fine. I'm 6'5", 215 lbs, and could have flown hornets (if they'd been selecting for hornets then)

Jason in LA
02-09-2009, 06:35 PM
GM of the raiders. I'd finish them off!

Hire me as the coach and I'd make sure that they went 0-16.

gunns
02-09-2009, 08:54 PM
I should've kept up the review writing and freelanced, but took the safe goverment job instead. Bills you know, one should never take chances when you're on the hook for a few grand straight outta college.

Sounds like a mirror of my life, only college was finally got paid for, it was kids. I wanted to be a sports announcer, still do, but would also like to get involved in forensic science.

bronco610
02-09-2009, 10:15 PM
what kind of engineering you goin for?

Mechanical and energy. Cross discipline. ;D

Peoples Champ
02-10-2009, 07:55 AM
Your build is fine. I'm 6'5", 215 lbs, and could have flown hornets (if they'd been selecting for hornets then)

Well then I have no excuse. I should have done it. But based on what you said above, i guess its not all its cracked up to be.

bowtown
02-10-2009, 08:00 AM
I would love to be a professional dog trainer and I think I'd be pretty good at it.

alkemical
02-10-2009, 09:09 AM
I have a friend that has an english pointer she trains for hunting, etc. He's a good working dog.

broncoblue
02-10-2009, 09:10 AM
rock star and porn star