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SoCalBronco
02-06-2009, 12:52 AM
Blow-up Doll Party

Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html

HILife
02-06-2009, 05:21 AM
??????? don't even know what to say.

baja
02-06-2009, 05:28 AM
This thread is nothing without pictures

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg

and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...

broncogary
02-06-2009, 06:04 AM
This thread is nothing without pictures

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg

and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...

Well, I looked at the other pictures, and I say Spider would hit it. Ha!

gyldenlove
02-06-2009, 07:16 AM
This is wrong on so many levels I can't even comprehend it.

Paladin
02-06-2009, 08:14 AM
So what's with the Reese's?

Now that is a self-esteem issue!

bronco militia
02-06-2009, 08:17 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg

Kaylore
02-06-2009, 08:20 AM
Gotta love the Reese's on the dash board. Nothing like some peanut butter and chocolate to catalyze the romance.

bronco militia
02-06-2009, 08:22 AM
Gotta love the Reese's on the dash board. Nothing like some peanut butter and chocolate to catalyze the romance.

the bungee cord on the mirror ads a nice touch

LOL

Los Broncos
02-06-2009, 08:24 AM
And Pall Mall's on the dash, looks like a sex party to me.

Kaylore
02-06-2009, 08:30 AM
Painted on crotchless panties and he's buying clothes? This guy would put ketchup on sirloin!:unamused:

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 08:33 AM
This is one of the most disturbingly funny threads. The um hole on the doll really disturbs me, I did not know they made those dolls with um access..

dbfan21
02-06-2009, 08:36 AM
I cannot stop laughing at this thread. I am sitting in my office and people outside of my door are wondering what my problem is. I better get back to work! :rofl:

Ray Finkle
02-06-2009, 08:53 AM
whew....not that I condone that type of action but GET A ROOM DUMMY!

skpac1001
02-06-2009, 09:31 AM
Some empty calories and male perversity eh George?

skpac1001
02-06-2009, 09:35 AM
This thread is nothing without pictures

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg

and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s22/DrDark666/film_slingblade.gif

Pseudofool
02-06-2009, 10:09 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpgSomebody likes Reese's. Jesus.

bombquixote
02-06-2009, 10:18 AM
Those two are way out of his league.

SoCalBronco
02-06-2009, 11:24 PM
So what's with the Reese's?



What do you mean, "what's with the Reese's?".

Didn't you read the title of the thread?

Bob gets arrested in Florida.

SouthStndJunkie
02-07-2009, 12:07 AM
This is one of the most disturbingly funny threads. The um hole on the doll really disturbs me, I did not know they made those dolls with um access..

Please don't refer to it as a 'hole'....you might hurt the doll's feelings.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-07-2009, 12:19 AM
lmfao wtf hey if the guy knocks up the blow up doll would the babies be balloons i cant stop laffing

SureShot
02-07-2009, 02:55 AM
This thread is nothing without pictures

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg

and as they say one picture is worth a thousand words...

Looks like Dortohs avatar.

Meck77
02-07-2009, 03:23 AM
hmmm...

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8259/bajayt2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/bajayt2.jpg/1/w300.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img297/bajayt2.jpg/1/)

Bronx33
02-07-2009, 02:46 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg

Peanut butter cups and plastic are a bad combo man. :rofl: