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Archer81
02-05-2009, 08:42 PM
Oh darlin, you and I could have so much fun with this thread...and hitting some clubs too. Apologies to the straight guys, puhlease, have you seen some of the bimbo pics they post...love these guys but really....:welcome:


You know...thats true. I have an entire list, and oddly enough a majority of them are DE's, LB's, TE's or FBs with a couple of WR's and QBs sprinkled in...


:Broncos:

DBroncos4life
02-05-2009, 08:43 PM
Not a big fan of back hair, but can't say much on the others as my boobs are too big and those are not exactly muscle and umm I love football and watch too much of it. And just recently I did got to a gentlemen's club with a guy friend...it was interesting.

did they motor boat you? Thats what happens when I take my girl friends there.

Archer81
02-05-2009, 08:46 PM
Oh darlin, you and I could have so much fun with this thread...and hitting some clubs too. Apologies to the straight guys, puhlease, have you seen some of the bimbo pics they post...love these guys but really....:welcome:



You know who I think would be fun? Matt Hasselbeck.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 08:47 PM
did they motor boat you? Thats what happens when I take my girl friends there.

No she was very gentle with me for my first time, just a little fondling and rubbing up against...nothing too much really...And she was funny and pretty, but natural. I was expecting totally fake idiots and most of the girls were normal girls, normal size, though athletic. Not a lot of fake stuff around actually, was surprised. THe girl who did my lap dance was nice, petite blonde and funny..She told me the girls there would be jealous of my boobs, I said no reason to be, I would rather have her long legs and perfect abs.

It was interesting, not sure I would do it again, but it was an expereince..

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 08:50 PM
You know who I think would be fun? Matt Hasselbeck.


:Broncos:

Agreed. He's cute.

I am trying to think who else I like...Mmm Tedy Bruschi is kind of adorable and we did graduate from the same school the same year...lol

And I will admit for some reason, really digging the trimmed bearded version of Jake Plummer. Not sure why, but I just did.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 08:51 PM
Not a big fan of back hair, but can't say much on the others as my boobs are too big and those are not exactly muscle and umm I love football and watch too much of it. And just recently I did got to a gentlemen's club with a guy friend...it was interesting.

i am sorry, but there is no such thing as too big. that's like saying i have too much money, or i have too many ladies swinging on my nuts. just doesn't make sense.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 08:51 PM
Oh darlin, you and I could have so much fun with this thread...and hitting some clubs too. Apologies to the straight guys, puhlease, have you seen some of the bimbo pics they post...love these guys but really....:welcome:

it is called Boob Mojo and we were kicking ass until it was outlawed.

Archer81
02-05-2009, 08:52 PM
Agreed. He's cute.

I am trying to think who else I like...Mmm Tedy Bruschi is kind of adorable and we did graduate from the same school the same year...lol

And I will admit for some reason, really digging the trimmed bearded version of Jake Plummer. Not sure why, but I just did.


Growing up I had a thing for Ed McCaffrey. Crazy. Dig beards, Keith Brooking had one going for awhile that made him fun to watch, same with Mike Alstott.


:Broncos:

DBroncos4life
02-05-2009, 08:54 PM
No she was very gentle with me for my first time, just a little fondling and rubbing up against...nothing too much really...And she was funny and pretty, but natural. I was expecting totally fake idiots and most of the girls were normal girls, normal size, though athletic. Not a lot of fake stuff around actually, was surprised. THe girl who did my lap dance was nice, petite blonde and funny..She told me the girls there would be jealous of my boobs, I said no reason to be, I would rather have her long legs and perfect abs.

It was interesting, not sure I would do it again, but it was an expereince..

Funny strip club story, on my brothers bachelor party we ended up at this club. First you could tell that this was this girls first week on the job. She was working the pole really hard and you could tell that she wasn't in that great of shape. Well after sometime she became to sweaty and slipped of the pole and landed right on my friend next to me. It was awesome lol. She was like can I get a little help here. I about peed myself.

Then this guy that I swear looked just like the lead singer of big and rich hat and all came into the club walked right up to this girl dancing and slapped her ass so hard she had a hand print the rest of the night. He ran out of there so fast not one knew what happened.

What a great night lol.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 08:55 PM
Growing up I had a thing for Ed McCaffrey. Crazy. Dig beards, Keith Brooking had one going for awhile that made him fun to watch, same with Mike Alstott.


:Broncos:

i have become slightly uncomfortable with this thread.:oyvey:

Archer81
02-05-2009, 08:56 PM
i have become slightly uncomfortable with this thread.:oyvey:


LOL. Its ok, its harmless oggling, its not like I am displaying full blown pictures of Philip Rivers getting a handy from a drag queen on Cap Hill...:wiggle:


:Broncos:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 08:58 PM
it is called Boob Mojo and we were kicking ass until it was outlawed.

1. Now that's just silly, when we won superbowls boob mojo threads did not exist so it doesn't play out.
2. And it isn't just that thread, boobs, boobs everywhere (threads, signatures, etc). And when I say boob, I don't mean Bobo...which always made me wonder, some of the guys call Bob, Boob and If you like boobs, why associate it with someone they like to kick around (unless maybe they like to kick boobs. in which case, OUCH for my girls).
3. Besides it still does exist in the butt, and really don't T&A go together?

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:01 PM
i have become slightly uncomfortable with this thread.:oyvey:

See, now this is what I mean, guys can show all the bimbo girls, but a little talk about hot guys and this is the reaction. Parity people come on now. Guys can have their big chested bimbos if we can have the hot football players, that's fair right?

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:03 PM
Funny strip club story, on my brothers bachelor party we ended up at this club. First you could tell that this was this girls first week on the job. She was working the pole really hard and you could tell that she wasn't in that great of shape. Well after sometime she became to sweaty and slipped of the pole and landed right on my friend next to me. It was awesome lol. She was like can I get a little help here. I about peed myself.

Then this guy that I swear looked just like the lead singer of big and rich hat and all came into the club walked right up to this girl dancing and slapped her ass so hard she had a hand print the rest of the night. He ran out of there so fast not one knew what happened.

What a great night lol.

i can beat that. my cousin was getting married, so me, some of his friends and a few other guy members of our family decided to take him to a strip club. now, my cousin was a virgin at the time, because he decided to save himself for marriage and because of that had never even seen a girl naked, let alone been touched by one.
so we decided to get him his first ever lap dance, and paid the prettiest stripper in the place a little extra to give him a good time. so she takes him and goes off to show him a good time and no more than 2 minutes go by before we hear the girl scream, and run out of there with puke all over her. so we go see what happened and my cousin got so worked up and freaked out by a hot girl grinding on him that he literally puked, and then was embarrased by the fact that he puked on a stripper that he pissed his pants.

needless to say, the night was ruined and we had to leave.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:05 PM
LOL. Its ok, its harmless oggling, its not like I am displaying full blown pictures of Philip Rivers getting a handy from a drag queen on Cap Hill...:wiggle:


:Broncos:


i just threw up a little in my mouth....lol

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:07 PM
i just threw up a little in my mouth....lol



Me too my friend, me too...no one wants to see a drag queen be reduced to that...:giggle:


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:08 PM
See, now this is what I mean, guys can show all the bimbo girls, but a little talk about hot guys and this is the reaction. Parity people come on now. Guys can have their big chested bimbos if we can have the hot football players, that's fair right?

i guess it's fair, i personally just don't like the idea of thinking about TG's ass in a thong.

now big chested bimbos in or out of thongs that's awesome by me

the mental pictures of the ladies don't make me want to drink myself blind like mental pictures of dudes do.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:08 PM
Me too my friend, me too...no one wants to see a drag queen be reduced to that...:giggle:


:Broncos:

Hilarious!

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:11 PM
I'd hit brady though...dont get me wrong.


:Broncos:

thats REALLY WAY TOO MUCH INFO....

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:12 PM
This is the best 4 or 5 way I have ever had (I can't actually figure how many are posting now, the wine is blotting out my ability to do math). ;)

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:14 PM
thats REALLY WAY TOO MUCH INFO....



Maybe. But I would. I feel I can be honest here.


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:14 PM
This is the best 4 or 5 way I have ever had (I can't actually figure how many are posting now, the wine is blotting out my ability to do math). ;)

hmmm. sounds kinky, but not into the group thing unless it is myself with a few other ladies. not into playing meat swords

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:15 PM
okay let's return this thread off the wacked track:
Here are my three questions for the guys:
1. What do you think is the best thing the Denver Broncos can do in the offseason to improve our team for next year?
2. Who would you like to see Denver acquire in the Draft? (ideal, maybe not realistic) and why?
3. Which of the Denver Bronco Football Players would look best in or out of a thong?

;)

1) Gene Kranz
2) Gene Kranz












and




3) Gene Kranz

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:16 PM
Florence is about 40 miles south of Springs of Hwy 115. Drew Brees baby...good player, nice uhh...ass...ets...yeah...(Apologies to all straight men on this board...)


:Broncos:

thats not very nice to apologize to everyone but Spider.......

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:16 PM
Maybe. But I would. I feel I can be honest here.


:Broncos:

i agree. as a Broncos fan, you are entitled to your opinion, regardless of what it is. but if you were any other teams fan, there would be hell to pay...lol

Dagmar
02-05-2009, 09:16 PM
I wanna see a picture.

Are you - http://flyboyz.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/monica_bellucci0008.jpg

Or - http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a84/Maostarr/minger.jpg

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:17 PM
hmmm. sounds kinky, but not into the group thing unless it is myself with a few other ladies. not into playing meat swords



Aww...:undecided



:Broncos:

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:18 PM
Maybe. But I would. I feel I can be honest here.


:Broncos:

See: Earendil on the Hiya thread before you say that.

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:19 PM
i agree. as a Broncos fan, you are entitled to your opinion, regardless of what it is. but if you were any other teams fan, there would be hell to pay...lol



If you ever see Brady walk funny BEFORE a game in denver, think of me and smile...!Booya!


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:20 PM
I wanna see a picture.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a84/Maostarr/minger.jpg

why does everyone have to pick on Bob's girlfriend?

the dude's a chiefs fan, isn't that punishment enough?

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:20 PM
If you ever see Brady walk funny BEFORE a game in denver, think of me and smile...!Booya!


:Broncos:

Oh god........Italian sausage tastes way better going in than going out (no pun intended LOL)

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:21 PM
If you ever see Brady walk funny BEFORE a game in denver, think of me and smile...!Booya!


:Broncos:

as far as i am concerned with Brady. i think Giselle is just a cover, he is secretly already taking it up the tailpipe from Bill Belicheat

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:22 PM
Oh god........Italian sausage tastes way better going in than going out (no pun intended LOL)

dude that is so wrong:spit:

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:22 PM
If you ever see Brady walk funny BEFORE a game in denver, think of me and smile...!Booya!


:Broncos:

If you see his hot supermodel walking funning also THANK SHC81 for me for distraction Marcia long enough for me to slide in and out a couple of times.

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:23 PM
If you see his hot supermodel walking funning also THANK SHC81 for me for distraction Marcia long enough for me to slide in and out a couple of times.

i think Giselle is a butterface.

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:24 PM
as far as i am concerned with Brady. i think Giselle is just a cover, he is secretly taking it up the tailpipe



Yes, Giselle is his beard I think. Hes really dating Michael Strahan.


:Broncos:

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:24 PM
If you see his hot supermodel walking funning also THANK SHC81 for me for distraction Marcia long enough for me to slide in and out a couple of times.



:thanku:



:Broncos:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:24 PM
hmmm. sounds kinky, but not into the group thing unless it is myself with a few other ladies. not into playing meat swords

What ya talking about, all those are for me...You guys have to meet my needs damn it. As my friend Dan always says I am a cul-de-sac, it all revolves around me. I figure I can take two at a time and the others tag team in . Just a thought. I really need to build this harem thing...ROFL!




(ummm, I may have had too much wine so I intend to deny all this in the morning, I will simply state Bobo hijacked my thread and flirted with all his favorites...that's my plan)

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:27 PM
What ya talking about, all those are for me...You guys have to meet my needs damn it. As my friend Dan always says I am a cul-de-sac, it all revolves around me. I figure I can take two at a time and the others tag team in . Just a thought. I really need to build this harem thing...ROFL!




(ummm, I may have had too much wine so I intend to deny all this in the morning, I will simply state Bobo hijacked my thread and flirted with all his favorites...that's my plan)

hmmmm. i may need to buy a bottle of wine and pay u a visit....lol

JimmyFocus
02-05-2009, 09:28 PM
What ya talking about, all those are for me...You guys have to meet my needs damn it. As my friend Dan always says I am a cul-de-sac, it all revolves around me. I figure I can take two at a time and the others tag team in . Just a thought. I really need to build this harem thing...ROFL!




(ummm, I may have had too much wine so I intend to deny all this in the morning, I will simply state Bobo hijacked my thread and flirted with all his favorites...that's my plan)

Why only two? :~ohyah!:

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:28 PM
hmmmm. i may need to buy a bottle of wine and pay u a visit....lol


I'm down. I dont need wine though...just need 15 minutes and a coke and Im ready to go...


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:29 PM
Why only two? :~ohyah!:

i was going to say the same thing....lol:thumbs:

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:30 PM
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/3dlil/la.gif

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:31 PM
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/3dlil/la.gif



:kiss:



:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:31 PM
I'm down. I dont need wine though...just need 15 minutes and a coke and Im ready to go...


:Broncos:


that was directed at Miss Independent....lol

i just got a mental picture. i am going to keep that wine bottle and club my skull in to get rid of the bad images

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:32 PM
BTW I love you guys for all your talk of Brady, that guys bugs me, pretty and all, but I think Giselle is his beard, and she has a strange nose, but I would probalby sell my soul to have her body....Do you hear me Satan, I got a deal for you....

And Rusty check my profile for a pic....you be the judge, but try not to be a prick, just love me for my brain ... sighhh

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:32 PM
that was directed at Miss Independent....lol

i just got a mental picture. i am going to keep that wine bottle and club my skull in to get rid of the bad images



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...



:Broncos:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:34 PM
Why only two? :~ohyah!:

I lose count after two. :rofl:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:36 PM
I lose count after two. :rofl:

damn!

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:36 PM
:kiss:



:Broncos:

WRONG JUST WRONG
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ed/the_finger.gif

ak1971
02-05-2009, 09:36 PM
lets get back on track.....the term of the day is Angry Dragon

Archer81
02-05-2009, 09:38 PM
WRONG JUST WRONG
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ed/the_finger.gif




LOL....:twokisses

This work better for you?


:Broncos:

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:39 PM
i am sorry, but there is no such thing as too big. that's like saying i have too much money, or i have too many ladies swinging on my nuts. just doesn't make sense.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/boobs.gif

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:41 PM
lets get back on track.....the term of the day is Angry Dragon

I had Angry wood the other morning. Multiple stroke sessoins didn't relieve it.

Need the wife to help me out!

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:42 PM
lets get back on track.....the term of the day is Angry Dragon

AK, you realize that could end up spewed all over you and if you get a particularly spiteful girl she might bite down, just saying consider the repercussions.....ROFL!

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:42 PM
lets get back on track.....the term of the day is Angry Dragon

how about Cleveland Steamer?

ak1971
02-05-2009, 09:43 PM
how about Cleveland Steamer?

or Chili Dog

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:45 PM
this is not right, you cannot be jacking my thread away...must talk hot guys.. mmmm...big brain, big uh head, oh wait same thing I think...crap, stupid wine....I love you Brandon Strokeme....;)

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:45 PM
how about Cleveland Steamer?

cleveland steamers:
A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy **** on a girl's chest, then ti%%y ****s her.

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:46 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 09:46 PM
cleveland steamers:
A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy **** on a girl's chest, then ti%%y ****s her.

Okay now I have thrown up in my mouth.

Los Broncos
02-05-2009, 09:47 PM
How about a little reverse cowgirl, hey now!

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:47 PM
What ya talking about, all those are for me...You guys have to meet my needs damn it. As my friend Dan always says I am a cul-de-sac, it all revolves around me. I figure I can take two at a time and the others tag team in . Just a thought. I really need to build this harem thing...ROFL!

Dibs on on of the 2 "Friends" If I have to I can tag team it in but you might want som one on one with this tougne I got working.

I will do a 3 way with MI, SIRC81 as long as it is al about pleasureing the woman, MI that is.

If she doen't want to and because Sassy never got bac to me about holding the specimen cup SIRC81 can do it for me.

Sounds like a fun night, we can book a room athe Sybaryis for a weekend. Send Gene and his wife a free invite. If he don't show up we will charge it all to NASA.

Los Broncos
02-05-2009, 09:47 PM
cleveland steamers:
A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy **** on a girl's chest, then ti%%y ****s her.

Does he rinse her afterwords?

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:50 PM
Does he rinse her afterwords?

What is the one called with the glass table that Chuck Berry used to be into back in the day?

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:51 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

"Gives it up the pooper Kuper"?

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:53 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

Kenny BIG PETERson

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:54 PM
this is not right, you cannot be jacking my thread away...must talk hot guys.. mmmm...big brain, big uh head, oh wait same thing I think...crap, stupid wine....I love you Brandon Strokeme....;)

Tom Nailen

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:54 PM
cleveland steamers:
A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy **** on a girl's chest, then ti%%y ****s her.

I the Gulag they wouldtake a Beet or Turnip and carve a hole big enough to have sex with then plug the hole and boil for 8 hours until tender.

The Protien added to the Turnip/Beet can go into a soup for entire gulag and feed all for about 10 days.just leave the plug out.

ak1971
02-05-2009, 09:55 PM
What is the one called with the glass table that Chuck Berry used to be into back in the day?

Glass Bottom Boat.

Los Broncos
02-05-2009, 09:55 PM
Tony Dongzalez

ak1971
02-05-2009, 09:56 PM
heres a new one... new delhi dot

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:56 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

Steve Twatwater

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 09:57 PM
heres a new one... new delhi dot

Is that like the flying camel?

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:58 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

Kory Lickensteiger

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:58 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!

Keith "Carpet" Burns
Tom Nailin

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 09:59 PM
I have it, porn names for the denver bronco football them..
Obviously I found one for Stokely, Go!
ROD SMITH :thanku:

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:59 PM
Kory Lickensteiger

Kory Lickinsideher

fixed it for u

BroncoMan4ever
02-05-2009, 09:59 PM
ROD SMITH :thanku:

:thumbs:

Los Broncos
02-05-2009, 10:00 PM
Kyle cock Johnson

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:01 PM
Kory Lickinsideher

fixed it for u

lol much better!

ak1971
02-05-2009, 10:01 PM
this one will take care of it all...Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Elvis Duhervil

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:03 PM
Tim 2 at a time Crowdher

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:04 PM
Andrew pinncock

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 10:05 PM
Somehow I knew I could count on you all. But I think you made my other guy friends scatter...I like talking hot guys, darn it...Oh man they forgot to mention Reggie Bush, dude is hot...And his name is really already a porn name

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:06 PM
wesley woodyard? lol

ak1971
02-05-2009, 10:20 PM
Somehow I knew I could count on you all. But I think you made my other guy friends scatter...I like talking hot guys, darn it...Oh man they forgot to mention Reggie Bush, dude is hot...And his name is really already a porn name

you love the old school and have a William Perry poster abover your bed

baja
02-05-2009, 10:22 PM
okay just where is Florence? I am in the Springs and I think we need to be hitting some clubs and talking some shiat.:thumbsup:





(sshh, this is a secret, but I would love to see Tony Gonzales less clothed as well, I know he's a Chief, but he's soooo pretty and he seems like such a decent guy even being a Chief...oh well there's my dirty secret)

We can still go to the game but now you will have to buy your own damn ticket. :kcbard:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 10:31 PM
you love the old school and have a William Perry poster abover your bed

I can't tell, are you insulting me?

~Crash~
02-05-2009, 10:34 PM
I lose count after two. :rofl:

I don't think he is talking one at a time I think he is talk there is room for 3 at a time.....:rofl:

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 10:37 PM
We can still go to the game but now you will have to buy your own damn ticket. :kcbard:

Hey Oskie outed me weeks ago on this partiucular issue. The Chiefs were like my first boyfriend, they taught me about loving football, but ultimately they could not satisfy me. I met a real man (the Denver Broncos) and he brings it every time. Now, my fondness for Gonzo is based on my ability to evaluate the hotness and skill of individuals (I also think Scarlett Johannsen is hot and talented). See I can evaluate fairly.:welcome:

PaintballCLE
02-05-2009, 10:41 PM
The Chiefs were like my first boyfriend, :

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/AR15firing.gif

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 10:47 PM
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/AR15firing.gif

You do realize someone who recently got married here, is married to a recovering Chiefs fan right? Clearly it worked out then, I think we can all move on, besides my real first time, ahem, with football was watching Denver beat Green Bay in San Diego in 1998 in San Diego. Did I mention I was at that game or that I go to go to the outside events prior to the game and mee the players, so shushhh.

~Crash~
02-05-2009, 10:52 PM
wesley woodyard? lol

wow a full yard that has to be a record

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 11:06 PM
wow a full yard that has to be a record

I can drink a yard, is that the same. Oh, I mean I can drink a yard of beer...beer..

~Crash~
02-05-2009, 11:12 PM
I can drink a yard, is that the same. Oh, I mean I can drink a yard of beer...beer..


I got a yard for you to drink .but if my wife is drinking at the other end will you love me still tomarrow....

chaz
02-06-2009, 12:27 AM
Tim 2 at a time Crowdher

:spit: that is the funniest **** i've seen in a while. most creative by far.

gyldenlove
02-06-2009, 07:21 AM
6'3
I prefer to Perm it.....
Subway...........where else can you get 12 inches for 5 bucks?

I would take her outside a Subway, I have already got 12 inches, but I would like 5 bucks to go with it.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 07:30 AM
14 pages....this is oddly surreal.

LittleFloyd
02-06-2009, 07:42 AM
Dear Miss Independent,

Here is how I'd take care of you, give you the credit card and tell you to go out have have some fun. Buy whatever you want.

Have a good day.

PaintballCLE
02-06-2009, 08:34 AM
:spit: that is the funniest **** i've seen in a while. most creative by far.

:thanku: :thanku: :thanku: :thanku: :thanku:

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 08:40 AM
:thanku: :thanku: :thanku: :thanku: :thanku:

Hmm, funny is very hot...hmmm:curtsey:

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 09:01 AM
Ok I missed the last 10 pages or so any recap would be great.

Oh and I shower twice a week needed or not if that helps my cause :)

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 09:06 AM
Ok I missed the last 10 pages or so any recap would be great.

Oh and I shower twice a week needed or not if that helps my cause :)

hmm, well...I got into really great conversation with some guys about hot football players...umm, some porn terminology was discussed, some porn names for football players were suggested, but as yet no decision has been made. I am leaving that to Elsid, he has higher standards then I do. Hilarious!

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 09:08 AM
hmm, well...I got into really great conversation with some guys about hot football players...umm, some porn terminology was discussed, some porn names for football players were suggested, but as yet no decision has been made. I am leaving that to Elsid, he has higher standards then I do. Hilarious!

so just another day in the life of the OM

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 09:10 AM
so just another day in the life of the OM

Pretty much, except my dating life got dragged into it. I love men, you are so funny.

gyldenlove
02-06-2009, 09:12 AM
Since the gutless thread died down we need something to keep us occupied

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 09:20 AM
Well always glad to be of assistance.

Jason in LA
02-06-2009, 09:42 AM
Okay, time to make a decision. Who is the lucky guy?

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 09:52 AM
Okay, time to make a decision. Who is the lucky guy?

:believeit

elsid13
02-06-2009, 10:20 AM
Okay, time to make a decision. Who is the lucky guy?

I will be putting the poll up on Monday.... Figure I would allow one last weekend vote trolling

crawdad
02-06-2009, 10:27 AM
you love the old school and have a William Perry poster abover your bed

Perry was at the Metalform show in Chicago. He was riding a Hovaround and signing autographs and pictures. He is not very healthy these days.

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Did I ever mention I took 3rd place in the local elks free throw shooting comp?

Jason in LA
02-06-2009, 10:45 AM
I will be putting the poll up on Monday.... Figure I would allow one last weekend vote trolling

Just do it now. Who ever is going to be in the running has probably already put their name in.

Smiling Assassin27
02-06-2009, 10:53 AM
Did I ever mention I took 3rd place in the local elks free throw shooting comp?

Sweet! Did they give you a trophy or a ribbon?


p.s. The Fraternal Order of Eagles gave me a bar tab at their lounge...

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 11:23 AM
Sweet! Did they give you a trophy or a ribbon?


p.s. The Fraternal Order of Eagles gave me a bar tab at their lounge...

A bronze trophy. It really impresses the ladys when I bust it out on the first date :giggle:

Alkazar
02-06-2009, 11:33 AM
I wouldda put my hat in the ring but my wife wouldda shot me! It has been fun, though, seeing what some of you have been posting!

PaintballCLE
02-06-2009, 01:58 PM
everyone keeps forgetting spider is going along on the date....

I got the Trump card.......

I can occupy Spider by tossing out some chess strategies to ponder......then while he is in deep thought.......we could sneak away for a good 20 min.....although only 30 seconds is needed!

Rock Chalk
02-06-2009, 02:06 PM
what the ****???

Archer81
02-06-2009, 02:35 PM
I will do a 3 way with MI, SIRC81 as long as it is al about pleasureing the woman, MI that is.

If she doen't want to and because Sassy never got bac to me about holding the specimen cup SIRC81 can do it for me.

Sounds like a fun night, we can book a room athe Sybaryis for a weekend. Send Gene and his wife a free invite. If he don't show up we will charge it all to NASA.



Specimen cups and two straight people...what to do, what to do...:wiggle:


:Broncos:

Spider
02-06-2009, 02:48 PM
what the ****???

hey now , elsid got a new bag , lets be supportive ........
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/cupid.jpg

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 03:57 PM
hey now , elsid got a new bag , lets be supportive ........
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/cupid.jpg

He stop posting those kind of pics, this isn't Halloween and I have a weak heart. :rofl:

elsid13
02-06-2009, 04:10 PM
Last Chance I will be putting the poll up on Sunday for Folks to vote on Miss Indenpendents date. As Omane's cupid I reserve the right to add posters or other at at any time that need a swift kick in the ass to their love life.

PS - I will not be posting Bobo or KCDude.

Hotrod
02-06-2009, 04:13 PM
Just a reminder folks I rep for votes :)

elsid13
02-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Just a reminder folks I rep for votes :)

This is the kinda of voting trolling that would make a Chicago Politician proud.

PaintballCLE
02-06-2009, 04:18 PM
Just a reminder folks I have 5 STD's :)

way to much info......







Sorry Dortoh.......i gotta go with the republican smear attack......it got bush elected twice.......so its gotta work

baja
02-06-2009, 04:19 PM
Just a reminder folks I rep for votes :)

Don't waste your time it's gonna be me.I am the guy they consulted when they decided 4 hours was the safe time limit for a hard on.

Alkazar
02-06-2009, 04:23 PM
Just a reminder folks I rep for votes :)

I'll do my voting in the Chicago tradition as well, you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and you've got my vote, and (etc.):thanku:

elsid13
02-06-2009, 04:36 PM
Wow 13 worthy candidates. Plus a couple more that just need to be in there.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 05:02 PM
Hmmmm 13, my lucky number....say maybe I could take out all 13 on Friday Feb 13th....that could be fun....

Spider
02-06-2009, 05:03 PM
Hmmmm 13, my lucky number....say maybe I could take out all 13 on Friday Feb 13th....that could be fun....

hey now , I cant keep that many people in line ..........

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 05:07 PM
hey now , I cant keep that many people in line ..........

Don't worry sweetie, I can.

Spider
02-06-2009, 05:07 PM
Don't worry sweetie, I can.

;D ok then

elsid13
02-06-2009, 05:13 PM
Actually it going to be 14, there is one that needs to make the list.

Bronx33
02-06-2009, 05:45 PM
1. Why would you need a picture when this thread is for humorous purposes only?
2. I didn't start the thread or request Elsid to start "Who Wants to Date a Bronco Fan" so I am not giving out any pictures, at least not of me.

Exactly! so i propose all male entries use a code similar to that in westword ( you know wayyyyyy in th back) real time saver!

S-W-BF - SINGLE WHITE BRONCO FAN

M-W -BFW- TBD - Married white broncofan wanting to be divorced.

SO-TBA -DD Sexual orientation to be announced during date

SFRF-SU - Stupid ****ing raider fan sex unknown

HRHBA - Have really huge bank account

SABSC - Super awesome bronco stuff collection

IDAM- I drive a miata

gyldenlove
02-06-2009, 06:05 PM
SFRF-SWISTN - Stupid ****ing raider fan sex, what is that now?

Fixed it for you

Malcontent
02-06-2009, 06:19 PM
23376









Theres always this Chef fan Miss Indy!!!

Bronx33
02-06-2009, 06:32 PM
23376









Theres always this Chef fan Miss Indy!!!


HFCF- Hairy freaking chefs fan seeks intimate dinner at the claim jumper likes long walks through a corn field and shooting cans with a 12 gauge favorite food muskrat on a stick, favorite movie ( Deliverance) with burt reynolds. Hobbies working at KFC to save up enough money for monster truck tires and a truck to put them on.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 06:36 PM
23376




Theres always this Chef fan Miss Indy!!!

well he will have to do this.

<iframe src='http://www.fancast.com/movies/The-40-Year-Old-Virgin/90720/681976909/Were-Gonna-Need-More-Wax/embed' width='420' height='355' scrolling='no' frameborder='0'></iframe>


But for the record, I specifically said I would not date fans of other teams darnit.

SureShot
02-06-2009, 07:26 PM
well he will have to do this.

<iframe src='http://www.fancast.com/movies/The-40-Year-Old-Virgin/90720/681976909/Were-Gonna-Need-More-Wax/embed' width='420' height='355' scrolling='no' frameborder='0'></iframe>


But for the record, I specifically said I would not date fans of other teams darnit.

Sez the ex chef fan.!Booya!

Rock Chalk
02-06-2009, 07:28 PM
I dont understand this thread.

Miss Independant is a woman, as such as a kitty, as such should have no issues getting "some".

baja
02-06-2009, 07:33 PM
hey now , I cant keep that many people in line ..........


Line, I'm not standing in no damn line for this.

I got tickets....

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 07:47 PM
Sez the ex chef fan.!Booya!

Ex being the operative part of the word there, sugar. Now you be nice or I will school ya... I learnedl me few things in KC, like how to gum my food, remove tires from cameros and replace them with blocks and also how to cut my man's hair into a stylish mullet. If you aren't nice I will remove your "tires" and replace them with blocks and gum your "camero" while waxing your back hair into a back mullet.;D

baja
02-06-2009, 07:56 PM
I'm starting to hope I lose.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 07:59 PM
I'm starting to hope I lose.

It's the Chiefs thing isn't...What-ever. I see threads with you guys posting pics of girls with herpes and Hepatitis but that's okay and yet being former Chiefs fan makes me bad, I get it. It's okay.

baja
02-06-2009, 08:04 PM
It's the Chiefs thing isn't...What-ever. I see threads with you guys posting pics of girls with herpes and Hepatitis but that's okay and yet being former Chiefs fan makes me bad, I get it. It's okay.

No it's the mullet thing where is the pic of the girl with herpes that must be some picture.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 08:09 PM
No it's the mullet thing where is the pic of the girl with herpes that must be some picture.

I don't think the picutre shows it, but there's some thing of Alyssa Milano, who evidently has herpes. I think she's beautiful actually, don't really know if she has herpes or not. Of course I think Angelina Jolie is pretty too, though the lips are a bit oddly puffy.

And no, I don't do mullets. I think they are especially weird on women? What is that...yikes...

gyldenlove
02-06-2009, 08:13 PM
Whatever you do just remember:



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There is ALWAYS time for lubricant

BroncoMan4ever
02-06-2009, 08:22 PM
I don't think the picutre shows it, but there's some thing of Alyssa Milano, who evidently has herpes. I think she's beautiful actually, don't really know if she has herpes or not. Of course I think Angelina Jolie is pretty too, though the lips are a bit oddly puffy.

And no, I don't do mullets. I think they are especially weird on women? What is that...yikes...

don't be bad mouthing Alyssa Milano, that is not cool. no way does the perfection known as Alyssa have herpes.

Miss I.
02-06-2009, 08:27 PM
don't be bad mouthing Alyssa Milano, that is not cool. no way does the perfection known as Alyssa have herpes.

Okay I don't know if she does, some other guy said it on the other thread about who would you do the polka with. Personally I think she's lovely, Pamela Anderson on the other hand I do not understand at all, she looks like a skank and acts like a skank and did Tommy Lee too many times so she probalby is a skank. (those were the two I recall being connected with icky stuff). So I do apologize for passing on vicious gossip.

broncosteven
02-07-2009, 04:48 PM
I am hoping for a Gene Sandwich selection on Elsid's poll tomorrow.

Miss I.
02-07-2009, 04:51 PM
I am hoping for a Gene Sandwich selection on Elsid's poll tomorrow.

Is that tomorrow? Hmm...and just what does a Gene Sandwich selection mean? Does that mean I get sandwiched between 2 guys? I am confused. :sunshine:

broncosteven
02-07-2009, 04:59 PM
Is that tomorrow? Hmm...and just what does a Gene Sandwich selection mean? Does that mean I get sandwiched between 2 guys? I am confused. :sunshine:

Yep,

It is way better than the Oleg Samitch.

Oleg Samitch = Oleg, MI, Turnip, or Beet, whatever is left in the gulag pantry.

Miss I.
02-07-2009, 05:01 PM
Yep,

It is way better than the Oleg Samitch.

Oleg Samitch = Oleg, MI, Turnip, or Beet, whatever is left in the gulag pantry.

Okay so what is the other part of the Gene Samitch? (and I don't believe Oleg ever applied anyway)

broncosteven
02-07-2009, 05:02 PM
Okay so what is the other part of the Gene Samitch? (and I don't believe Oleg ever applied anyway)

You

Circle Orange
02-07-2009, 06:40 PM
Good grief, the Mane has turned into a skin show...;D

Miss I.
02-07-2009, 06:43 PM
Good grief, the Mane has turned into a skin show...;D

yeah it is a little crazy...you did see I tried to disrupt the other thread about who would you do or whatever it is...I was just waiting to see how you weighed in on this one...how you doing these days, it's been a bit.

Bronx33
02-07-2009, 06:46 PM
yeah it is a little crazy...you did see I tried to disrupt the other thread about who would you do or whatever it is...I was just waiting to see how you weighed in on this one...how you doing these days, it's been a bit.



CO hasn't been the same since jake left and her avatar taken away.

Miss I.
02-07-2009, 06:49 PM
CO hasn't been the same since jake left and her avatar taken away.

Ahhh. Well I have to say I thought her Avi's were pretty funny. (Oh man that's who I forgot to put on the who do you want to do the polka with, I would definitly hit Jake...Spider, stop taking over my keyboard...stop...ahhhgggh....



;)

elsid13
02-07-2009, 06:51 PM
One day to the big poll.......

Circle Orange
02-07-2009, 07:10 PM
yeah it is a little crazy...you did see I tried to disrupt the other thread about who would you do or whatever it is...I was just waiting to see how you weighed in on this one...how you doing these days, it's been a bit.

LOL, I smiled when I saw the header. Things been okay, I usually get spotty in the offseason. But Bronx 33 is right, I'm a ruined woman since Jake left. No avatars, no fun! Reactionary squares have taken over, tools of the military industrial complex. DOWN with oppression, UP the people! *coughs*

Now that I think of it, I wonder if there's a worlds largest manboobs out there? *runs off*

broncosteven
02-07-2009, 08:13 PM
One day to the big pole.......

Fixed it for you

broncosteven
02-07-2009, 08:14 PM
LOL, I smiled when I saw the header. Things been okay, I usually get spotty in the offseason. But Bronx 33 is right, I'm a ruined woman since Jake left. No avatars, no fun! Reactionary squares have taken over, tools of the military industrial complex. DOWN with oppression, UP the people! *coughs*

Now that I think of it, I wonder if there's a worlds largest manboobs out there? *runs off*

I thought you were one of the gay men on this board! Never knew you were a chick!

LOL

elsid13
02-07-2009, 08:22 PM
Fixed it for you

Dude I don't like to brag :wiggle:

Florida_Bronco
02-07-2009, 08:24 PM
So has she gotten laid yet?

Circle Orange
02-07-2009, 08:24 PM
I thought you were one of the gay men on this board! Never knew you were a chick!

LOL

WHAT. May toads, boils, and pestilence be your lot! http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/smilies/stick.gif

Spider
02-07-2009, 08:41 PM
WHAT. May toads, boils, and pestilence be your lot! http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/smilies/stick.gif

LOL hell I thought the same thing for a long time

Miss I.
02-07-2009, 08:44 PM
LOL hell I thought the same thing for a long time

so what was the same thing you thought for a long time: "I would totally hit that" or "I want to throat punch that." ;)

Blueflame
02-08-2009, 12:12 AM
No worries, Ladies... I had 1,000 posts before I fessed up that I wasn't a guy... ;)

Spider
02-08-2009, 06:32 AM
so what was the same thing you thought for a long time: "I would totally hit that" or "I want to throat punch that." ;)

;D i meant Circle orange .......

Bronx33
02-08-2009, 08:37 AM
ok 420 posts in have we hooked missy up or is she starving?

elsid13
02-08-2009, 08:53 AM
ok 420 posts in have we hooked missy up or is she starving?

The wait is almost over. Question is do I put it in this thread or start a new one..

Bronx33
02-08-2009, 09:18 AM
The wait is almost over. Question is do I put it in this thread or start a new one..


Ask spider ;D

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 09:22 AM
Elsid, if you start a whole new thread I will have Spider throat punch you. :peace:

elsid13
02-08-2009, 09:31 AM
Elsid, if you start a whole new thread I will have Spider throat punch you. :peace:

I can no longer add a poll the thread. Sorry. New Thread it is....

Spider
02-08-2009, 11:40 AM
Ask spider ;D

the only advice I can give is ... if you dont have it in the hips , you better have it in the lips ....And make sure she doesnt have a fire arm close by

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 12:50 PM
the only advice I can give is ... if you dont have it in the hips , you better have it in the lips ....And make sure she doesnt have a fire arm close by

This from personal experience is it? ;D

Spider
02-08-2009, 12:54 PM
This from personal experience is it? ;D

............ err no , just a lucky guess ;D

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 12:56 PM
............ err no , just a lucky guess ;D

I don't believe you for some reason...but it will be good to have you around for my very special night, I wonder if a loaded fist is what you meant by firearm...:wiggle:

SoCalBronco
02-08-2009, 12:58 PM
Hmmmm 13, my lucky number....say maybe I could take out all 13 on Friday Feb 13th....that could be fun....

A 14-some.

Awesome. :thumbs:

Spider
02-08-2009, 12:59 PM
I don't believe you for some reason...but it will be good to have you around for my very special night, I wonder if a loaded fist is what you meant by firearm...:wiggle:

;D no not a fist ........ that can be fun

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 01:01 PM
A 14-some.

Awesome. :thumbs:

Could be, but boy will I be tired...and possibly so will Spider's fist...for you know throat punching of course, yes, I am sure that's what he meant by fists are fun...right?:angel:

Spider
02-08-2009, 01:02 PM
Could be, but boy will I be tired...and possibly so will Spider's fist...for you know throat punching of course, yes, I am sure that's what he meant by fists are fun...right?:angel:

Cant drive with an open hand is what I mean ;D

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 01:05 PM
Cant drive with an open hand is what I mean ;D

Oh of course, I see...:curtsey:

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 01:16 PM
Cant drive with an open hand is what I mean ;D

Not really sure where to go with this now...I might actually be at a loss for a real response...hmmm:welcome:

Spider
02-08-2009, 01:17 PM
Not really sure where to go with this now...I might actually be at a loss for a real response...hmmm:welcome: ;D

Circle Orange
02-08-2009, 03:40 PM
hey now , elsid got a new bag , lets be supportive ........
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/cupid.jpg

Where's the safety pin for his diaper? Some people have no fashion sense. :wiggle:

elsid13
02-08-2009, 03:42 PM
Poll Is Up. Please Vote

Spider
02-08-2009, 03:42 PM
Where's the safety pin for his diaper? Some people have no fashion sense. :wiggle:

:rofl:

Circle Orange
02-08-2009, 03:43 PM
I'd hit brady though...dont get me wrong.


:Broncos:

Too skinny, and his a$$ is flat. Only a dog wants a bone. A gal's gotta have something to grip on. ;D

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 03:44 PM
Too skinny, and his a$$ is flat. Only a dog wants a bone. A gal's gotta have something to grip on. ;D

I can think of something to grip...:wiggle:

Circle Orange
02-08-2009, 03:49 PM
I can think of something to grip...:wiggle:

LOL. Did you see the posted pics of Brady and Giselle at the pool? She looked AWFUL...on a website people were calling her "skeletor". She looked like she had more goin' on in her pants than Brady did, it was a freaky looking pic. Go to DEADSPIN for details!

Although I'd say Cassel is just as good looking, with prettier eyes. David Carr is tasty, too bad he sucks as a qb. His brother is cute, too.

Hmm...maybe we need a poll on hot qbs here...:strong:

Miss I.
02-08-2009, 03:50 PM
LOL. Did you see the posted pics of Brady and Giselle at the pool? She looked AWFUL...on a website people were calling her "skeletor". Go to DEADSPIN for details!

Although I'd say Cassel is just as good looking, with prettier eyes. David Carr is tasty, too bad he sucks as a qb. His brother is cute, too.

Hmm...maybe we need a poll on hot qbs here...:strong:


Or just hot Football players in general... I am all for a revolt, let's do it. Hottest Pole Poll, lol

Circle Orange
02-08-2009, 03:52 PM
Yeah, what the heck...it's offseason, spring is around the corner and hormones are high...Ha!


The world is a skin show, and we just wanna get on board...:sunshine:

Spider
02-08-2009, 03:53 PM
Or just hot Football players in general... I am all for a revolt, let's do it. Hottest Pole Poll, lol

Meh .. you dont need a poll for that ...... you ladies already know it is me that would win ;D

SoCalBronco
02-08-2009, 09:22 PM
I had a vasectomy a few months back and I need some help generating the 1st postop sample.

My wife said something like "you should be able to handle that yourself" but I switch hands and forget what I am doing.

I really need a hand with this.

Thanks in advance MI!

Between Miss Independent and Gene Kranz, I think you'll get worked out pretty well. They can switch off. You'll probably be bleeding by the fifth turn though.

As our joint hero, Hawk Harrelson, would say:

"You can put it on the boooooooooooooooooooooooooard, yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!"

Dukes
02-08-2009, 09:32 PM
The world is a skin show, and we just wanna get on board...:sunshine:

Thats why Holloween is the best time of year :wiggle:

broncosteven
02-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Between Miss Independent and Gene Kranz, I think you'll get worked out pretty well. They can switch off. You'll probably be bleeding by the fifth turn though.

As our joint hero, Hawk Harrelson, would say:

"You can put it on the boooooooooooooooooooooooooard, yesssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!"

I need it in a cup, not a board!

LOL

Miss I.
02-09-2009, 05:15 AM
I need it in a cup, not a board!

LOL

I am nevering drinking out of any of the cups in your house....man you boys are crazy. But I might even miss you in England, it's possible. :approve:

LittleFloyd
02-09-2009, 08:00 AM
Or just hot Football players in general... I am all for a revolt, let's do it. Hottest Pole Poll, lol

I know I'd never vote in a pole poll, as I know not all men are created equal. >:'(

newsanchor
10-27-2010, 07:20 AM
Draft a stud RB

Rey in the 1st, Brace in the 2nd, Jennings in the 3rd

Lauren Gardener Denver Broncos cheerleader would look best in/out of the thong

hells yeah, you can say that again about her!:afro: