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bronco militia
02-04-2009, 12:47 PM
WE GET CHASTISED FOR CITING NICK ATHAN

Posted by Mike Florio on February 4, 2009, 2:07 p.m.
I’ve known Nick Athan of Warpaint Illustrated for several years, and I’ve never regarded him as a questionable source of Chiefs news.

But that might be a result of the fact that I don’t pay much attention to the Chiefs.

With Athan’s report that Chiefs owner Clark Hunt recently said that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule when in fact Hunt never has said any such thing, we’ve now got serious concerns.

Our concerns became even more pointed upon receiving moments ago the following IM from Jason Whitlock: “LEAVE NICK ATHAN ALONE. . . total assclown. ASSCLOWN.”

(You know, Whitlock’s career would really take off if he’d quit being so damned wishy-washy about his opinions.)

“[F]eel free to quote me by name,” Whitlock said, “belittling you for even responding to that assclown’s e-mail. [H]e’s the guy who sent NFL [N]etwork an e-mail saying the [C]hiefs’ deal for [S]hanahan was DONE and that [S]chefter was wrong. [A]than is an assclown.”

Whitlock’s opinions regarding Athan’s are Whitlock’s alone, primarily since I’ve never been able to identify a consensus definition of the term “assclown.”

That said, Whitlock has never steered me wrong in the past, so I probably will be heeding his advice.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/02/04/we-get-chastised-for-citing-nick-athan/

KCStud
02-04-2009, 12:51 PM
WE GET CHASTISED FOR CITING NICK ATHAN

Posted by Mike Florio on February 4, 2009, 2:07 p.m.
I’ve known Nick Athan of Warpaint Illustrated for several years, and I’ve never regarded him as a questionable source of Chiefs news.

But that might be a result of the fact that I don’t pay much attention to the Chiefs.

With Athan’s report that Chiefs owner Clark Hunt recently said that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule when in fact Hunt never has said any such thing, we’ve now got serious concerns.

Our concerns became even more pointed upon receiving moments ago the following IM from Jason Whitlock: “LEAVE NICK ATHAN ALONE. . . total assclown. ASSCLOWN.”

(You know, Whitlock’s career would really take off if he’d quit being so damned wishy-washy about his opinions.)

“[F]eel free to quote me by name,” Whitlock said, “belittling you for even responding to that assclown’s e-mail. [H]e’s the guy who sent NFL [N]etwork an e-mail saying the [C]hiefs’ deal for [S]hanahan was DONE and that [S]chefter was wrong. [A]than is an assclown.”

Whitlock’s opinions regarding Athan’s are Whitlock’s alone, primarily since I’ve never been able to identify a consensus definition of the term “assclown.”

That said, Whitlock has never steered me wrong in the past, so I probably will be heeding his advice.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/02/04/we-get-chastised-for-citing-nick-athan/

you almost feel sorry for the puns who pay money to that cite.

Chiefs should interview Whitlock to fullfill the Rooney rule Hilarious!

bronco militia
02-04-2009, 12:54 PM
you have to pay to read WPI?

anyway, this was what Florio and Fatlock were refering too:


CHIEFS HAVE COMPLIED WITH ROONEY RULE?

Posted by Mike Florio on February 4, 2009, 12:01 p.m.
As the Kansas City Chiefs continue to engage in one of the most secretive job searches in NFL history, some basic information has emerged regarding the process.

According to Nick Athan of Warpaint Illustrated, Chiefs owner Clark Hunt recently told a Kansas City radio station that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule, and that Hunt is “pleased” with the candidates who have been interviewed to date.

If, then, the Rooney Rule has been satisfied, the Chiefs are free to interview and hire Cardinals offensive coordinator Todd Haley without interviewing now or in the future any futher minority candidates.

But it’s impossible to know whether Haley is the leading candidate without knowing who the other candidates might be.

And, apparently, we won’t know any of their names, since the Chiefs presumably told them that, if any of their names emerge during the process, the team will assume that the candidate whose name emerges is responsible for the leak — and that the candidate will be disqualified from consideration.

UPDATE: Athan has advised us that Hunt didn’t actually say that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule, and that the comments came not during a radio segment but in connection with remarks Hunt made on Saturday, after former Chiefs linebacker Derrick Thomas qualified for the Hall of Fame. So if the team already has complied with the Rooney Rule, Hunt didn’t recently say so.

LOL!

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 12:57 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/Florida_Bronco/Bobo.jpg

KCStud
02-04-2009, 12:57 PM
you have to pay to read WPI?

anyway, this was what Florio and Fatlock were refering too:




LOL!

Apparently you have to pay to read their "premium board" with news on everything that is not known yet.

Shanahan going to KC for sure was probably reported there right when Herm was fired.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 12:57 PM
you almost feel sorry for the puns who pay money to that cite.

One of the only times I've agreed with you.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 12:59 PM
Assclowns are the funniest of clowns.

KCStud
02-04-2009, 12:59 PM
UPDATE: Athan has advised us that Hunt didn’t actually say that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule, and that the comments came not during a radio segment but in connection with remarks Hunt made on Saturday, after former Chiefs linebacker Derrick Thomas qualified for the Hall of Fame. So if the team already has complied with the Rooney Rule, Hunt didn’t recently say so.

What a joke Athan is. He is an embarassment to KC. And of course Whitlock gets into this because race was involved

KCStud
02-04-2009, 01:01 PM
OMG lol I just posted that on the WPI scout board and it was removed by Bob :spit: :spit: :spit:

bronco militia
02-04-2009, 01:03 PM
OMG lol I just posted that on the WPI scout board and it was removed by Bob :spit: :spit: :spit:

bwhaha

KCStud
02-04-2009, 01:04 PM
update-2 people have posted that story and it has been removed by the admin.

Bob is protecting his hero Nick from scrutiny hahaha

bronco militia
02-04-2009, 01:06 PM
it's obvious Chris Mortenson is a paying member

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 01:10 PM
update-2 people have posted that story and it has been removed by the admin.

Bob is protecting his hero Nick from scrutiny hahaha

Post this instead

http://questionabletopic.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/censorship.jpg

Kaylore
02-04-2009, 01:17 PM
UPDATE: Athan has advised us that Hunt didn’t actually say that the team has complied with the Rooney Rule, and that the comments came not during a radio segment but in connection with remarks Hunt made on Saturday, after former Chiefs linebacker Derrick Thomas qualified for the Hall of Fame. So if the team already has complied with the Rooney Rule, Hunt didn’t recently say so.
LOL That's hilarious.

Rohirrim
02-04-2009, 01:17 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/Florida_Bronco/Bobo.jpg

Old Chinese proverb: There's no cure for stupid. Hilarious!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 01:19 PM
I just posted it in the Outhouse, which is the "anything goes!" forum.

We shall see.

See if you can guess which thread it is... (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1839)

KCStud
02-04-2009, 01:22 PM
hahaha they just posted this after censoring so many posts about Nick.

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:spit: Hilarious! LOL :rofl: Ha!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 01:27 PM
From Warpaint69, one of the mods (and I think, one of the writers. I think he's CE Wendler, who is a moron).

"They can post the article, but all the comments that will follow I'm not going to allow.. This is just absurd behavior.. A bunch of vulchers, most of you act like you've never been wrong about anything in your entire life.. It just so happens Nick is a media face.."

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 01:32 PM
LOL down goes WPI, what a joke of a site. With even worse "writers" and I use that term loosely.

Rohirrim
02-04-2009, 01:36 PM
LOL down goes WPI, what a joke of a site. With even worse "writers" and I use that term loosely.

Given that he wrote "vulchers" I have to agree. Is that a cross between a vulture and a voucher?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 01:39 PM
Given that he wrote "vulchers" I have to agree. Is that a cross between a vulture and a voucher?

It's actually a voucher for a free vulture.

Also closely related to a felcher.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 01:43 PM
From Warpaint69, one of the mods (and I think, one of the writers. I think he's CE Wendler, who is a moron).

"They can post the article, but all the comments that will follow I'm not going to allow.. This is just absurd behavior.. A bunch of vulchers, most of you act like you've never been wrong about anything in your entire life.. It just so happens Nick is a media face.."

he goes by bobsyourinformation here and is know as boob

lookin' glass
02-04-2009, 01:46 PM
It's actually a voucher for a free vulture.

Also closely related to a felcher.

Cousin to a Welcher.......

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 01:47 PM
WPI has been getting slammed up one side and down the other lately.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 01:48 PM
FYI, I haven't been deleting topics or posting anything on this absurd issue. We have an admin staff and they are handling it.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 01:50 PM
CE Wendler is the biggest joke and has no business writing for the Penny Saver let alone the rag WPI.

:spit:

Its only absurd because you and your joke boss just got destroyed...... AGAIN

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 01:50 PM
You know what's absurd about the whole thing? The fact that ChiefOutsider doesn't come forward and just post his explanation in the main forum. THAT is absurd.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 01:50 PM
Assclowns are the funniest of clowns.


I tried to book a pussyclown and Dickclown to run into each other over and over but all I could find in the book were assclowns.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 01:53 PM
FYI, I haven't been deleting topics or posting anything on this absurd issue. We have an admin staff and they are handling it.

Are they also responsible for signing the next HC for KFC?

Marty might come back if you get to the Preseason and don't have a HC.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 01:54 PM
I tried to book a p***Yclown and Dickclown to run into each other over and over but all I could find in the book were assclowns.

If you're lucky, you'll find a girl who doesn't mind the ass clown.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 01:57 PM
If you're lucky, you'll find a girl who doesn't mind the ass clown.

My wife won't let me find out if my clown will fit in her assclown car. Maybe next life.

socalorado
02-04-2009, 01:57 PM
CE Wendler is the biggest joke and has no business writing for the Penny Saver let alone the rag WPI.

:spit:

Its only absurd because you and your joke boss just got destroyed...... AGAIN

Hilarious!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 02:17 PM
According to my source, a reliable one with pretty good knowledge about the situation at WPI, Athan might be leaving and is sort of hanging his mods out to dry. Sucks for them; there's nothing worse than a guy who is the face of a site taking precisely zero responsibility for his own actions and words.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 02:21 PM
According to my source, a reliable one with pretty good knowledge about the situation at WPI, Athan might be leaving and is sort of hanging his mods out to dry. Sucks for them; there's nothing worse than a guy who is the face of a site taking precisely zero responsibility for his own actions and words.

Quick someone get boob a gallon of chocolate milk and a case of ding dongs. I fear he wont take this news well and needs some comfort food.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 02:23 PM
According to my source, a reliable one with pretty good knowledge about the situation at WPI, Athan might be leaving and is sort of hanging his mods out to dry. Sucks for them; there's nothing worse than a guy who is the face of a site taking precisely zero responsibility for his own actions and words.

Seeing as how badly they have been embarrassed in the media lately, I wouldn't be surprised.

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 02:38 PM
This whole situation almost leaves me speechless.

WPI (and every imbecile ASSociated with them) is completely worthless.

Spider
02-04-2009, 02:54 PM
Somebody fill me in ..........What in the hell is going on ?

24champ
02-04-2009, 02:54 PM
According to my source, a reliable one with pretty good knowledge about the situation at WPI, Athan might be leaving and is sort of hanging his mods out to dry. Sucks for them; there's nothing worse than a guy who is the face of a site taking precisely zero responsibility for his own actions and words.

That site needs a new direction to go in, one with writers that have at least spent time in a couple journalism classes and not just having fanboys making up rumors.

It's only a matter of time before Athan and Co. get dropped from WPI, or WPI being dropped altogether.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:02 PM
Somebody fill me in ..........What in the hell is going on ? Here's the relative timeline. No changes have been made to protect the stupid.

- Some hack named Nick Athan is the editor (or something) of War Paint Illustrated, a Chiefs publication which is supposed to have "insider" information.

- Bobo and Nick become butt buddies. Nick gives Bobo a "writing" gig. Bobo is forever grateful, even to the point of psychotic delusion.

- I expose Bobo as lying about having inside sources. WPI's credibility begins to crumble.

- Athan and Bobo claim that Shanny to KC is a done deal. Athan gloats about this to Adam Schefter.

- Schefter proves rumor to be false, slaps down Athan on a sports radio show. Bobo goes into damage control mode, only makes things worse.

- This article comes out bashing Athan. WPI may get dropped for the negative publicity.

Spider
02-04-2009, 03:03 PM
Here's the relative timeline. No changes have been made to protect the stupid.

- Some hack named Nick Athan is the editor (or something) of War Paint Illustrated, a Chiefs publication which is supposed to have "insider" information.

- Bobo and Nick become butt buddies. Nick gives Bobo a "writing" gig. Bobo is forever grateful, even to the point of psychotic delusion.

- I expose Bobo as lying about having inside sources. WPI's credibility begins to crumble.

- Athan and Bobo claim that Shanny to KC is a done deal. Athan gloats about this to Adam Schefter.

- Schefter proves rumor to be false, slaps down Athan on a sports radio show. Bobo goes into damage control mode, only makes things worse.

- This article comes out bashing Athan. WPI may get dropped for the negative publicity.

:rofl:

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 03:04 PM
Somebody fill me in ..........What in the hell is going on ?

Well Jay Cutler threw the D under the bus. Someone lost a crazy hand at poker, Apa had a b-day, and Wiegman will come back to play with us for cash.

Oh and some retarded website that bobo writes for is having some kind of mid life crisis because they pull **** out of their ass's and got caught.

bowtown
02-04-2009, 03:04 PM
Best news of the offseason thus far.

24champ
02-04-2009, 03:04 PM
Florida you forgot to mention that Nick "The Erroneous one"Athan slept through one of Vermiels press conferences...

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:07 PM
Florida you forgot to mention that Nick "The Erroneous one"Athan slept through one of Vermiels press conferences...

If I listed every **** up those guys can lay claim to, I'd be here all ****ing night.

I just touched on the majors. ;D

Spider
02-04-2009, 03:07 PM
Well Jay Cutler threw the D under the bus. wow he does have a stronger arm then Elway ;D Someone lost a crazy hand at poker, ;D cant afford to lose , cant afford to play Apa had a b-day, apa is postig wel lfor a 60 year old ;D and Wiegman will come back to play with us for cash. so would I ;D

Oh and some retarded website that bobo writes for is having some kind of mid life crisis because they pull **** out of their ass's and got caught.

Bobo isnt fit to write for a porn sight

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Here's the relative timeline. No changes have been made to protect the stupid.

- Some hack named Nick Athan is the editor (or something) of War Paint Illustrated, a Chiefs publication which is supposed to have "insider" information.

- Bobo and Nick become butt buddies. Nick gives Bobo a "writing" gig. Bobo is forever grateful, even to the point of psychotic delusion.

- I expose Bobo as lying about having inside sources. WPI's credibility begins to crumble.

- Athan and Bobo claim that Shanny to KC is a done deal. Athan gloats about this to Adam Schefter.

- Schefter proves rumor to be false, slaps down Athan on a sports radio show. Bobo goes into damage control mode, only makes things worse.

- This article comes out bashing Athan. WPI may get dropped for the negative publicity.

"Bobo goes into damage control mode, only makes things worse"

LOL who could have seen that coming

BMF Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:09 PM
HOF thread right here, I tell ya!

BroncoBuff
02-04-2009, 03:12 PM
HOF thread right here, I tell ya!

Definitely ... I want in on the ground floor, cause this thread will really mushroom when they name Haley HC ... any day now ... ROFL!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
Definitely ... I want in on the ground floor, cause this thread will really mushroom when they name Haley HC ... any day now ... ROFL!

Oh you haven't heard? Athan's big claim is that Pioli is hiring Cowher. So when THAT happens, you know this thread is going to be off the chain.

24champ
02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
If I listed every **** up those guys can lay claim to, I'd be here all ****ing night.

I just touched on the majors. ;D

I think sleeping through a press conference and having KC officials wake your ass up, is pretty major. Other than that, I don't doubt you can talk about the **** ups all night. There is a long history of them, and the latest blunder might be the end of the line for them.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:15 PM
The WPI staff is working overtime trying to sweep this under the rug.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3889476

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:22 PM
According to my source, a reliable one with pretty good knowledge about the situation at WPI, Athan might be leaving and is sort of hanging his mods out to dry. Sucks for them; there's nothing worse than a guy who is the face of a site taking precisely zero responsibility for his own actions and words.

Welcome the site!

Thanks for the info. I didn't imagine that the Scout network would allow Athan to bring this negative publicity for much longer.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 03:27 PM
As I am not familur with WPI let me ask this.

So fans pay 100 bucks to read bobos writing???

24champ
02-04-2009, 03:30 PM
As I am not familur with WPI let me ask this.

So fans pay 100 bucks to read bobos writing???

They pay that money to "hear" about concocted rumors like Shanny going to KC etc. Which I have said long ago that Bobo and Athan make up. It's their M.O.

Fraud journalism=WPI

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 03:31 PM
Man the mods are just running around like crazy trying to protect their wounded hero. They have to feel pretty conflicted since all those wounds were self inflicted and a journalistic equivalent to suicide.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:34 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5458500&postcount=268

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 03:39 PM
I just posted this over there, in response to a post Bob made about neither he nor Athan having posted anything definitive regarding the hiring of Shanahan. His exact words: "When Nick is 100 percent certain we report something.

In this case, we didn't."

Huh? This is just from a quick search of postings by you (I assume "you" are part of the "we" you're mentioning above) on CP. I won't take the time to do a similar search on the Mane.

Are you honestly this dumb?

(In response to "...it looks like the Chiefs have worked a deal for Shanahan...")

Yup.

Like I said, no other reason to fire Herm today, no other reason for all this to leak today.

I'm supremely confident this is happening.

The only reason to can Herm today was to allow Shanahan to settle comfortably into his office chair and eat the leftover fig newtons.

No, see, the tables have been turned.

Now that we have Mike Shanahan, YOU want to be US.

See how that works?

Shanahan is ours.

Pioli didn't wait all this time to can Herm Edwards for no reason. He waited all this time because he wasn't sure he could get Shanahan. Now that Herm has been fired, and news is leaking all over the place that we're "targeting" Shanahan (which I've been aware of for weeks now), it's pretty clear:

Mike Shanahan, Head Coach, Kansas City Chiefs

Just sit back and relax.

Mike Shanahan is going to be the next coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.

It's going to be beautiful.

THIS IS SO ****ING AWESOME

EVERYONE GET SHANAHAN IN YOUR AVATAR

HERE COMES SHANAHAN HERE COMES SHANAHAN RIGHT DOWN SHANAHAN LANE!

I expect an apology from you when Shanahan is hired.

crowebomber
02-04-2009, 03:40 PM
"Bobo goes into damage control mode, only makes things worse"

LOL who could have seen that coming

Bobo in damage control = helmet on.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 03:41 PM
I just posted this over there, in response to a post Bob made about neither he nor Athan having posted anything definitive regarding the hiring of Shanahan. His exact words: "When Nick is 100 percent certain we report something.

In this case, we didn't."

HOLY ****... that is an awesome, awesome post. I've got to come to this board more often.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 03:45 PM
If War paint falls through Boob can start a Star Wars blog or a blog about living in your parents basement next to a sump pump.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 03:45 PM
HOLY ****... that is an awesome, awesome post. I've got to come to this board more often.


Oh we routinely make Blob our b**** here. He might as well start wearing a gimp outfit for his next halloween costume.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 03:47 PM
I just posted this over there, in response to a post Bob made about neither he nor Athan having posted anything definitive regarding the hiring of Shanahan. His exact words: "When Nick is 100 percent certain we report something.

In this case, we didn't."

Whoops Ha!

24champ
02-04-2009, 03:47 PM
I just posted this over there, in response to a post Bob made about neither he nor Athan having posted anything definitive regarding the hiring of Shanahan. His exact words: "When Nick is 100 percent certain we report something.

In this case, we didn't."


Which is BS.

Credible source is a judgment call. But now we have Warpaint Illustrated reporting it (go ahead and get your snipes in, you know you want to), and we have Kansas City radio reporting it. Plus, it was all over Denver radio last week, but that was more of a rumor I believe. Either way it's looking more and more likely by the day.

Anyway, the Haley thing was PURE speculation. No source was used at all. The Shanny thing is completely different.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2262628&postcount=58

crazyhorse
02-04-2009, 03:50 PM
Now, and only now would be the 1st time I would be compelled to pay for that site. It's definately worth more to watch those turds go down in flames then to watch the normal circle jerk while fleecing the members.

Karma's a bitch

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:52 PM
HOLY ****... that is an awesome, awesome post. I've got to come to this board more often.

Here is one from awhile back that I nailed him on. Just FYI, Bob, GoChiefs and Claythan are the same person.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3510926&postcount=35

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 03:53 PM
You actually don't have to pay to read there. I was just looking around at the forum on their joke site.

crazyhorse
02-04-2009, 03:56 PM
You actually don't have to pay to read there. I was just looking around at the forum on their joke site.

Oh.

As you can tell, I dont go there. When you charge 100 bucks for the mountain of misinformation that has come out of that site, I lose interest.

It's a sham.

But I'll go check out the carnage.

Kaylore
02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
You actually don't have to pay to read there. I was just looking around at the forum on their joke site.

Yeah, Crazyhorse it's only some of their "premium content" that is required to pay for. Anyone can go register at their forums and read some of their free articles.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Oh.

As you can tell, I dont go there. When you charge 100 bucks for the mountain of misinformation that has come out of that site, I lose interest.

It's a sham.

But I'll go check out the carnage.

That link I posted in this thread will take you to the main smackdown thread on WPI.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 03:57 PM
Here is one from awhile back that I nailed him on. Just FYI, Bob, GoChiefs and Claythan are the same person.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3510926&postcount=35

So, is NickAthan actually NICK ATHAN, aka ChiefINsider, aka know-nothing mcgillicutty?

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 03:58 PM
My favorite Bob post from this whole situation:

Like I said, the guys that ignorantly rip WPI on this board are pretty irrelevant. We do just fine despite your incredible, nasty, disgusting hate mongering. You're not good for my disposition, though, so I'm done with this thread. Have fun.

Someone is flustered. :)

chrisp
02-04-2009, 04:02 PM
We have an admin staff and they are handling it.

That's no way to talk about your mother!

(drumroll....cymbal....."thank you...I'm here all week....try the veal...")

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 04:02 PM
My favorite Bob post from this whole situation:



Someone is flustered. :)

Awwww... he took his ball and went home. :rofl:

He's still sticking by that story of his though... that's fun.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 04:03 PM
You know I must say that I usually don't like Pro Football Talk but with this beaut of an owning of that sad site makes me respect them just a little more!

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 04:03 PM
So, is NickAthan actually NICK ATHAN, aka ChiefINsider, aka know-nothing mcgillicutty?

I doubt it.

Bob/GoChiefs/Claythan is Clayton Wendler though...although I'm sure you knew that much. :thumbs:

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 04:06 PM
I doubt it.

Bob/GoChiefs/Claythan is Clayton Wendler though...although I'm sure you knew that much. :thumbs:

I knew Boob was, but not the others.

I'm a writer... have been for years... I've also been an editor, and let me tell you something.

CE Wendler is, hands down, without question, the worst writer I have EVER come across. Every one of his "columns" is mindless fanboi drivel, and if it wasn't missing "LOLZ!!1!" and "OMG!!11!" from every one, he might actually be a force to be reckoned with.

I don't know what's worse: that he writes that crap, or that people on WPI take him seriously.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 04:09 PM
I knew Boob was, but not the others.

I'm a writer... have been for years... I've also been an editor, and let me tell you something.

CE Wendler is, hands down, without question, the worst writer I have EVER come across. Every one of his "columns" is mindless fanboi drivel, and if it wasn't missing "LOLZ!!1!" and "OMG!!11!" from every one, he might actually be a force to be reckoned with.

I don't know what's worse: that he writes that crap, or that people on WPI take him seriously.

Welcome

Your going to get along great around here

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 04:12 PM
I doubt it.

Bob/GoChiefs/Claythan is Clayton Wendler though...although I'm sure you knew that much. :thumbs:

No, NickAthan is someone screwing around over there. It's pretty funny, though.

I hope Bob realizes that we are laughing with him right now. Not at him.

Wait. No, I should probably qualify that a little better. We are laughing at him.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 04:19 PM
Welcome

Your going to get along great around here

I sure hope so. Youz gys are fun lolz!!1! Ha!

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 04:20 PM
Welcome

Your going to get along great around here

My feelings exactly. :thumbsup:

24champ
02-04-2009, 04:21 PM
I can't forsee Scout allowing "WPI" to continue on.

Think about it, if you are running a business and you are getting bad publicity about one of your managers. You simply just fire that guy and bring someone in that is qualified for the job.

To recap, Nick Athan who , far as I know, owns WPI. Has been mocked by two nationally recognized sports journalist. Then couple that with the fact the fan base that Nick is trying to serve, is completely pissed off at him. I haven't seen such venom spewed at someone in sports journalism...though WPI is Fanboy journalism.

This is not good. Nick is in hiding and not owning up to his actions and the way he has mislead customers. They don't call him "the erroneous one" for nothing. This latest **** up, might be the end for WPI and Moose guy is just confirming my suspicions. It's business and when things go bad, you cut bait and bring some fresh ideas in.

Popps
02-04-2009, 04:24 PM
FYI, I haven't been deleting topics or posting anything on this absurd issue. We have an admin staff and they are handling it.

Hilarious!

"Staff."

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news938.article.jpg


I love it when Boob uses words that employed people use.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 04:27 PM
I can't forsee Scout allowing "WPI" to continue on.

Think about it, if you are running a business and you are getting bad publicity about one of your managers. You simply just fire that guy and bring someone in that is qualified for the job.

To recap, Nick Athan who , far as I know, owns WPI. Has been mocked by two nationally recognized sports journalist. Then couple that with the fact the fan base that Nick is trying to serve, is completely pissed off at him. I haven't seen such venom spewed at someone in sports journalism...though WPI is Fanboy journalism.

This is not good. Nick is in hiding and not owning up to his actions and the way he has mislead customers. They don't call him "the erroneous one" for nothing. This latest **** up, might be the end for WPI and Moose guy is just confirming my suspicions. It's business and when things go bad, you cut bait and bring some fresh ideas in.

I'm not certain that Athan owns WPI. I think he's just the lead editor/head bull****ter. And business is good.

But Scout isn't going to cut the site completely. They'll bring someone else in to run it, especially the editorial side.

Ultimate irony: Whitlock comes back to do it. HA!

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 04:29 PM
I'm not certain that Athan owns WPI. I think he's just the lead editor/head bull****ter. And business is good.

But Scout isn't going to cut the site completely. They'll bring someone else in to run it, especially the editorial side.

Ultimate irony: Whitlock comes back to do it. HA!

They would do alot better if Athan and Bobo got pink slips.

24champ
02-04-2009, 04:34 PM
I'm not certain that Athan owns WPI. I think he's just the lead editor/head bull****ter. And business is good.

But Scout isn't going to cut the site completely. They'll bring someone else in to run it, especially the editorial side.

Ultimate irony: Whitlock comes back to do it. HA!

Someone told me that Athan owns WPI, and it is under the umbrella of Scout. Either way, WPI has zero credibility at this point and is being mocked by...just about everyone, including their own fans. Change is inevitable over there.

vancejohnson82
02-04-2009, 04:36 PM
Moose,

Are you the guy from the Broncos Scout.com site.....if so, I remember your posts from over there......

good addition to the Mane

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Moose,

Are you the guy from the Broncos Scout.com site.....if so, I remember your posts from over there......

good addition to the Mane

Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

vancejohnson82
02-04-2009, 04:49 PM
Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

yea, the traffic here is crazy....Mojo was one of the reasons I made the switch over here...

i see you've already taken to bashing Bob, which is a good start...have fun here, like I said before, you're a good addition

24champ
02-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

Mojo as in Mile High Mojoe?

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 04:56 PM
Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

You should like it. We do have some idiots, but for the most part everyone here is awesome.

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 04:58 PM
You should like it. We do have some idiots, but for the most part everyone here is awesome.

Dude I'm standing right freaking here. That cuts it really cuts.

Rock Chalk
02-04-2009, 05:00 PM
Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

MileHighMojoe? That guy was here for a while but we ran him off.

Rock Chalk
02-04-2009, 05:01 PM
As for the comment about no one taking themselves too seriously....wait till you meet footsteps :)

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 05:01 PM
Dude I'm standing right freaking here. That cuts it really cuts.

Dude you're one of my favorites! :thumbsup:

Hotrod
02-04-2009, 05:02 PM
Dude you're one of my favorites! :thumbsup:

favorite idiot or favorite buddy ;)

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 05:05 PM
favorite idiot or favorite buddy ;)

Come on... you don't really want him to specify do you?

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 05:09 PM
favorite idiot or favorite buddy ;)

Can't it be both? Ha!

Spider
02-04-2009, 05:12 PM
;D I thought all of this was tied to the Chiefs planet ...... maybe cause of boob

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 05:13 PM
EW. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3891957)

Taco John
02-04-2009, 05:13 PM
There are plenty of people who take themselves too seriously here. And there are plenty of people here to knock them off their perch.

It's the CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFEE!

elsid13
02-04-2009, 05:17 PM
Yeah, that's me. Good to see you 82.

I really like it over here. Good traffic, and nobody takes themselves too seriously like mojo or a handful of others over at the BC boards.

Well lesson #1 there are only two people you should take seriously on the mane. TheDave and TJ. TJ because he owns the site. theDave because he has access to throat punching trucker that drives in rainbow truck and wear hotrod's thong. If theDave tells you to put him on the list, you put him on the list. You don't want to face theDave's wrath

Do that and ensure you send naked pics of fat guys to Miss Independent and you should make it here.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 05:20 PM
Do that and ensure you spend naked pics of fat guys to Miss Independent and you should make it here.

Sweet! I'll send off my self portrait right now! :thanku:

24champ
02-04-2009, 05:20 PM
Well lesson #1 there are only two people you should take seriously on the mane. TheDave and TJ. TJ because he owns the site. theDave because he has access to throat punching trucker that drives in rainbow truck and wear hotrod's thong. If theDave tells you to put him on the list, you put him on the list. You don't want to face theDave's wrath

Do that and ensure you spend naked pics of fat guys to Miss Independent and you should make it here.

You forgot that you have to send pictures of Flowers and Puppies to Pez.

elsid13
02-04-2009, 05:24 PM
You forgot that you have to send pictures of Flowers and Puppies to Pez.


I didn't think it was fair to introduce "the virgin" to Pez just yet. We might want to keep him around.

elsid13
02-04-2009, 05:25 PM
Sweet! I'll send off my self portrait right now! :thanku:

Just sure you tell her that Spider told you it was good idea. :wiggle:

Rohirrim
02-04-2009, 05:28 PM
Cousin to a Welcher.......

Welcher? That brings back memories.

Spider
02-04-2009, 05:29 PM
Alright you hippie ..........dont be getting me into trouble , I dont need your help doing that ;D

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 05:43 PM
Change is inevitable over there.

Doubtful. We just set a record for subscriptions in the month of January.

We're dong just fine despite all this utter nonsense that no one really cares about, anyway. It'll all blow over.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 05:46 PM
Sure it will........

Now back in reality, its fun watching those 2 bumbling idiots piss themselves.

Just because your boss got destroyed by a respected member of the media and is the laughing stock doesn't make it nonsense.

crazyhorse
02-04-2009, 05:49 PM
Doubtful. We just set a record for subscriptions in the month of January.

We're dong just fine despite all this utter nonsense that no one really cares about, anyway. It'll all blow over.

One thing that never changes?

Your credibility.

Your scrambling to save it is the drug store equivalent of you panhandling to buy a condom.

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 06:02 PM
Fixed that for you.

Doubtful. We just set a record for subscriptions in the month of January.

We're dong just fine despite this little issue where we told everyone something was going to happen and it didn't happen but we kept on insisting that it would happen and even gloated about it to real journalists and then it didn't happen so members of the national media made fun of us that no one really cares about, anyway. People will go back to thinking of us as a joke, rather than full-on hating usIt'll all blow over.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 06:10 PM
Sorry, it IS nonsense.

You may think that what goes on here at this little message board means something. Unfortunately, it doesn't

Spider
02-04-2009, 06:19 PM
Sorry, it IS nonsense.

You may think that what goes on here at this little message board means something. Unfortunately, it doesn't

LOL , you mean we are worthless until we get to lie about our team to the Media ?

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 06:22 PM
Sorry, it IS nonsense.

You may think that what goes on here at this little message board means something. Unfortunately, it doesn't

You sure seemed to be getting flustered over there over something that is, as you put it, "nonsense." :D

24champ
02-04-2009, 06:22 PM
Doubtful. We just set a record for subscriptions in the month of January.

We're dong just fine despite all this utter nonsense that no one really cares about, anyway. It'll all blow over.


No one cares about it? Really? It seems to me WPI does care because it is trying to sweep this under the rug over there. Not to mention the fact you guys are getting completely sh*t on over at Chiefs Planet. There are about 4-5 threads popped up already.

And when you guys do f*** up at that site, you guys hide and sweep it under the rug. People cannot discuss or point out Nick "The Erroneous One" **** ups without getting threads deleted/banned over there.

So don't sit there and tell me everything is peachy. You guys have a serious credibility problem and I don't ever think you will get it back. It's the end of the road for you fan boys, and Moose's post confirms it.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 06:24 PM
Sorry, it IS nonsense.

You may think that what goes on here at this little message board means something. Unfortunately, it doesn't

This "little" message board makes a fool out of you on a daily basis. You, Nick, and WPI are jokes. And its not hard to set records when you go from 1 subscriber, Mommy, to 2 subscribers. The second being Mommy again because she is tired of you crying about it.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Please get this thread back on track.

More Assclown discussion please.

edit: sorry, you are talking about boob, that should fullfill the assclown quotient.

Abqbronco
02-04-2009, 06:42 PM
Sorry, it IS nonsense.

You may think that what goes on here at this little message board means something. Unfortunately, it doesn't

Then go the **** away!!! Your act is tired and old and since "this little message board" is not important... LEAVE IT. Freakin' troll.

See you all in 6 to 18 months...

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 06:43 PM
No one cares about it? Really? It seems to me WPI does care because it is trying to sweep this under the rug over there. Not to mention the fact you guys are getting completely sh*t on over at Chiefs Planet. There are about 4-5 threads popped up already.

And when you guys do **** up at that site, you guys hide and sweep it under the rug. People cannot discuss or point out Nick "The Erroneous One" **** ups without getting threads deleted/banned over there.

So don't sit there and tell me everything is peachy. You guys have a serious credibility problem and I don't ever think you will get it back. It's the end of the road for you fan boys, and Moose's post confirms it.

In a year, I'll bump this thread, and ask why we're still in business.

Spider
02-04-2009, 06:45 PM
Tabloid mags are still in business also .........Do a story on Bat boy ... be just as creditable as the crap you post

elsid13
02-04-2009, 06:52 PM
Tabloid mags are still in business also .........Do a story on Bat boy ... be just as creditable as the crap you post

I doubt Bat Boy would be willing to shown on that Internet rag. He might show up and bite all the "writers"

24champ
02-04-2009, 06:55 PM
In a year, I'll bump this thread, and ask why we're still in business.

In the meantime bob, start looking up some journalism classes being offered around your area or another line of work.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 06:57 PM
Go ahead and bump it. Even if you are still in business it doesn't mean you are credible. This won't go away fat boy.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:02 PM
In the meantime bob, start looking up some journalism classes being offered around your area or another line of work.

I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.

Rohirrim
02-04-2009, 07:04 PM
In a year, I'll bump this thread, and ask why we're still in business.

Will you also pay off your bets?

24champ
02-04-2009, 07:05 PM
I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.

I highly doubt it, judging from your "work".

crazyhorse
02-04-2009, 07:06 PM
I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.

Money well spent.

No really.

Miss I.
02-04-2009, 07:07 PM
Just sure you tell her that Spider told you it was good idea. :wiggle:

Ahem, butthead I can read a post, so "I know what you did this evening" biatch!

And ThatOneDenverMooseGuy welcome to the Mane. You should be advised that Elsid is delusional and also he resembles that Monty Python Skit, "I'm a Lumberjack" because he enjoys wearing women's panties.



SPIDER: Psssst, I need you to throat punch someone, his name is Elsid and he wears women's panties...shhh, I don't want him to know I sent you...our secret....

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:09 PM
I highly doubt it, judging from your "work".

OK. Damn.

Miss I.
02-04-2009, 07:11 PM
I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.

1. Where did you study? AssClown school? Beauty School?
2. Did you finish your studies or are you a Beauty School dropout?

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Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:14 PM
That's actually pretty funny. But no, I went to UTA. My stint as a daily reporter for the The Shorthorn served me well. If you really try you might be able to find some of my old writing. It was all published online in addition to our normal circulation.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 07:16 PM
I bet it was made fun even more than your tripe is now.

24champ
02-04-2009, 07:18 PM
I bet it was made fun even more than your tripe is now.

Notice he doesn't say he has a degree in Journalism, but he just majored in it.

Sounds like he flunked out.

Spider
02-04-2009, 07:20 PM
I doubt Bat Boy would be willing to shown on that Internet rag. He might show up and bite all the "writers"

either that or get ass raped by boob

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 07:20 PM
Notice he doesn't say he has a degree in Journalism, but he just majored in it.

Sounds like he flunked out.

Well of course, he still lives at home. Most college graduates don't live at home still.

He probably took Journalism 101 which really doesn't even get into writing but instead introduces prospective students to the profession. The teacher probably asked him to leave because people that fat tend to smell.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:21 PM
It's funny watching you guys make assumptions about my college days.

This site should be renamed BobPlanet.

Spider
02-04-2009, 07:22 PM
SPIDER: Psssst, I need you to throat punch someone, his name is Elsid and he wears women's panties...shhh, I don't want him to know I sent you...our secret....

but he is so damn cute when he plays barbie ;D

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 07:22 PM
That's actually pretty funny. But no, I went to UTA. My stint as a daily reporter for the The Shorthorn served me well. If you really try you might be able to find some of my old writing. It was all published online in addition to our normal circulation.

Did you actually just admit for writing for a publication called the SHORTHORN?

This can't get anymore hysterical! This has progressed from AssClown to AnusClown status!

Spider
02-04-2009, 07:23 PM
1. Where did you study? AssClown school? Beauty School?
2. Did you finish your studies or are you a Beauty School dropout?

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for the first time in my life i wanted to be rick rolled ;D

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 07:23 PM
No funny is watching you run in circles trying to cover up the mess you made with this whole story. Man you really **** yourself on the Shanahan rumor. Let that be a lesson to you wanna be.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:23 PM
Did you actually just admit for writing for a publication called the SHORTHORN?

This can't get anymore hysterical! This has progressed from AssClown to AnusClown status!

Must everything be reduced to phallic imagery?

Miss I.
02-04-2009, 07:25 PM
It's funny watching you guys make assumptions about my college days.

This site should be renamed BobPlanet.

If we rename the place BobPlanet, would it be wrong for me to wish for an incoming asteroid to destroy us, bringing us:

Armageddon 2: The Assteroid's Revenge

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 07:25 PM
Must everything be reduced to phallic imagery?

You missed the ass/Anus references.

theAPAOps5
02-04-2009, 07:26 PM
Must everything be reduced to phallic imagery?

Did mom tell you to say that Clayton? Is she helping you fight with the big mean bullies.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:26 PM
No, I noticed those. But your contention is that "The Shorthorn" is a rather ghey name that exudes phallic imagery, correct?

Miss I.
02-04-2009, 07:27 PM
but he is so damn cute when he plays barbie ;D

Oh dear goodness, I do not want to know why you know that...:curtsey:

Missouribronc
02-04-2009, 07:27 PM
WPI is a joke. Don't listen to it, or hell, don't even frickin' read it.

Spider
02-04-2009, 07:33 PM
Oh dear goodness, I do not want to know why you know that...:curtsey:

Hotrod
;D

elsid13
02-04-2009, 07:34 PM
Ahem, butthead I can read a post, so "I know what you did this evening" biatch!

And ThatOneDenverMooseGuy welcome to the Mane. You should be advised that Elsid is delusional and also he resembles that Monty Python Skit, "I'm a Lumberjack" because he enjoys wearing women's panties.



SPIDER: Psssst, I need you to throat punch someone, his name is Elsid and he wears women's panties...shhh, I don't want him to know I sent you...our secret....

If you love me now, what till you see the thread I am working on.....

24champ
02-04-2009, 07:36 PM
No funny is watching you run in circles trying to cover up the mess you made with this whole story. Man you really **** yourself on the Shanahan rumor. Let that be a lesson to you wanna be.

I didn't buy into it.

WPI fabricates rumors. The whole Shanahan going to KC was such bullsh*t.

"Third Party Channels" have said Shanny was interested in the job. :giggle:

That's called throwing sh** up on the wall and hoping it sticks. WPI never had any sources, never will. Its all cooked up by the erroneous one and Donut boy.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 07:37 PM
Boy, I can't wait to see how Bobo acts when Scout drops their ass.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 07:39 PM
No, I noticed those. But your contention is that "The Shorthorn" is a rather ghey name that exudes phallic imagery, correct?

Nope, to me that is the definition of the name Clayton.

When I think of shorthorn I think of some loser with a small prick writing for an obscure college rag while living in his mothers basement.

What is worse? Getting busted for making up quotes and or stories or getting punked/dumped on the internet after a potential Girlfriend reads your posts about your date?

elsid13
02-04-2009, 07:41 PM
Boy, I can't wait to see how Bobo acts when Scout drops their ass.

I am sure he will spam that with multiply accounts demanding that point Wipe you Print back online

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:42 PM
What is worse? Getting busted for making up quotes and or stories or getting punked/dumped on the internet after a potential Girlfriend reads your posts about your date?

I'm not sure either is all that bad. But it does make for some damned fine entertainment.

NeverBeenToDenver
02-04-2009, 07:42 PM
Hello?!?! 911?? Yes, I'd like to report a savage beating....hurry, a man's belief in his own very relevance is on the line!!

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 07:44 PM
By the way, The Shorthorn wasn't "obscure." It was one of the finest college rags in the nation, and a winner of multiple awards.

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 07:44 PM
I'm not sure either is all that bad. But it does make for some damned fine entertainment.

And that, ladies in gentleman, is all you need to know about Bobo.

24champ
02-04-2009, 07:44 PM
Boy, I can't wait to see how Bobo acts when Scout drops their ass.

He will probably balloon to 400 pounds.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 07:51 PM
By the way, The Shorthorn wasn't "obscure." It was one of the finest college rags in the nation, and a winner of multiple awards.

Biggest collection of losers Award?

Those voted most likely to mop for a living Award?

Can you even name (or make up) said awards?

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 07:54 PM
Anyone see the last season of the HBO series "The Wire"?

The sad thing was that fictional Baltimore paper won the pulitizer after the writer made up most of the facts/quotes about the Serial killer.

Art imatating life?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 08:08 PM
We're dong.

Yeah you are. DONG.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 08:19 PM
Biggest collection of losers Award?

Those voted most likely to mop for a living Award?

Can you even name (or make up) said awards?

Enjoy.

http://www.uta.edu/ucomm/mediarelations/press/2008/04/Shorthorn-takes-honors.php

ARLINGTON - The Shorthorn, The University of Texas at Arlington’s student newspaper, has been named best daily college newspaper by the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors (TAPME), a statewide organization of newspaper and media professionals.

This is The Shorthorn’s fifth consecutive year to win the award and sixth time in seven years.

The Shorthorn’s Web site, http://www.theshorthorn.com/, also has been named best college newspaper Web site in its division by Texas Intercollegiate Press Association, the state’s largest college media organization. In all, Shorthorn staff members received 26 TIPA awards, including Best of Show.

“We’re extremely proud of what The Shorthorn staff does every day,” said Lloyd Goodman, UT Arlington director of student publications. “The staff works hard and think hard in order to produce the best possible paper each and every issue. That’s the goal. These prestigious awards are icing on the cake.”

For more information, visit http://www.theshorthorn.com/.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 08:21 PM
Enjoy.

http://www.uta.edu/ucomm/mediarelations/press/2008/04/Shorthorn-takes-honors.php

ARLINGTON - The Shorthorn, The University of Texas at Arlington’s student newspaper, has been named best daily college newspaper by the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors (TAPME), a statewide organization of newspaper and media professionals.

This is The Shorthorn’s fifth consecutive year to win the award and sixth time in seven years.

The Shorthorn’s Web site, http://www.theshorthorn.com/, also has been named best college newspaper Web site in its division by Texas Intercollegiate Press Association, the state’s largest college media organization. In all, Shorthorn staff members received 26 TIPA awards, including Best of Show.

“We’re extremely proud of what The Shorthorn staff does every day,” said Lloyd Goodman, UT Arlington director of student publications. “The staff works hard and think hard in order to produce the best possible paper each and every issue. That’s the goal. These prestigious awards are icing on the cake.”

For more information, visit http://www.theshorthorn.com/.

Are you still in College? This is dated 2008.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 08:23 PM
Are you still in College? This is dated 2008.

Ahem:

This is The Shorthorn’s fifth consecutive year to win the award and sixth time in seven years.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 08:25 PM
Ahem:

So you went 6 years ago for a year? That would explain the down year.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 08:28 PM
Enjoy.

http://www.uta.edu/ucomm/mediarelations/press/2008/04/Shorthorn-takes-honors.php

ARLINGTON - The Shorthorn, The University of Texas at Arlington’s student newspaper, has been named best daily college newspaper by the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors (TAPME), a statewide organization of newspaper and media professionals.

This is The Shorthorn’s fifth consecutive year to win the award and sixth time in seven years.

The Shorthorn’s Web site, http://www.theshorthorn.com/, also has been named best college newspaper Web site in its division by Texas Intercollegiate Press Association, the state’s largest college media organization. In all, Shorthorn staff members received 26 TIPA awards, including Best of Show.

“We’re extremely proud of what The Shorthorn staff does every day,” said Lloyd Goodman, UT Arlington director of student publications. “The staff works hard and think hard in order to produce the best possible paper each and every issue. That’s the goal. These prestigious awards are icing on the cake.”

For more information, visit http://www.theshorthorn.com/.

That's cute. You win anything personally?

Yeah, a texas journalist award is really exciting. I bet you let your dog lick peanut butter off your scrote twice that night.

I won a regional Emmy award for a documentary I helped produce in 2001. At a REAL journalism school. I know, I know, it's not a Texas state best rip-roarin' calf-brandin' journalism writin' award, but... that statue looks pretty damn good on my mantle... at MY house... you know, where I live on the main floor and if I want to see my mom, I drive across town, I don't walk into the kitchen.

But hey, good for you, sport.

24champ
02-04-2009, 08:28 PM
So you went 6 years ago for a year? That would explain the down year.

He flunked out, so who gives a shiat.

24champ
02-04-2009, 08:31 PM
I bet you let your dog lick peanut butter off your scrote twice that night.


That would be funny, but I read on Chiefs Planet that he has indeed used Peanut Butter to get satisfaction from a Dog.:nono:

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 08:32 PM
That's cute. You win anything personally?

Yeah, a texas journalist award is really exciting.

They were nationally recognized, too. Sorry, it's one of the best college newspapers in the nation.

http://www.uta.edu/studentpubs/UT%20Arlington%20Student%20Publications/Biennial%20Report.html

The Shorthorn received the Columbia Scholastic Press Association’s highest award, the Gold Crown, for the fifth time in the past six years. The Shorthorn was a Pacemaker award finalist.

Is my e-journalism-dick bigger yet?

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 08:33 PM
That would be funny, but I read on Chiefs Planet that he has indeed used Peanut Butter to get satisfaction from a Dog.:nono:

Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 08:34 PM
Is my e-journalism-dick bigger yet?

I don't know. Check your pants. Or ask your dog.

Tell me this: with all that fancy schoolin', how come your writing reads like a 9th grader writing about the state tennis tournament in bum**** Texas?

Also: Arlington is a ****hole. Congratulations on that.

Miss I.
02-04-2009, 08:34 PM
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

Well not if it is written on WPI.

Br0nc0Buster
02-04-2009, 08:36 PM
This is probably a dumb question, but I get this "bob" is a writer for some crap website, but why does everyone hate him so much?

I am not sticking up for him, just wondering what he did to get everyone to dislike him so much

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 08:39 PM
This is probably a dumb question, but I get this "bob" is a writer for some crap website, but why does everyone hate him so much?

I am not sticking up for him, just wondering what he did to get everyone to dislike him so much

He's a poster child for everything that is wrong with the human race short or violent criminal tendencies.

24champ
02-04-2009, 08:40 PM
Well not if it is written on WPI.


Bang! Bang!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/24b0tv9.jpg.gif

24champ
02-04-2009, 08:42 PM
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

Well obviously not.

However I do believe, given your background. That you would stoop that sick sh** to get satisfaction.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 08:44 PM
Bang! Bang!

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/17/24b0tv9.jpg.gif

mmmm...

Yummy.

What were we talking about?

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 08:44 PM
Also: Arlington is a ****hole. Congratulations on that.

I agree with this. I didn't take to it very well.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 08:56 PM
So Boob, are you and this Nathan guy on Letterman tonight? I heard he was looking for more fakes after interviewing Blago last night.

bronco militia
02-04-2009, 09:22 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/ks3sn.jpg

DomCasual
02-04-2009, 09:23 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/ks3sn.jpg

Oy vey. He could suck a corncob through a picket fence.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-04-2009, 09:30 PM
Oy vey. He could suck a corncob through a picket fence.

And has.

broncosteven
02-04-2009, 09:56 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/ks3sn.jpg

ARe them learning books behind him?

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 09:58 PM
ARe them learning books behind him?

Yeah, but they're just for decoration.

bronco610
02-04-2009, 10:12 PM
Actually I recognize a couple of them. Readers digest condensed Versions of how to be a publisher.

Steve Prefontaine
02-04-2009, 10:49 PM
I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.
You can't be serious.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 11:07 PM
I'm deadly serious. DEADLY!

SureShot
02-04-2009, 11:26 PM
I'm deadly serious. DEADLY!

I wasn't going to click on this thread because I don't like clowns, but really? Did you graduate with a degree in journalism? Really?

Dagmar
02-04-2009, 11:35 PM
This is a bookmark, I am gonna read over my Cheerios tomorrow. Bob, you should have stayed in Scotland.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1081/536679325_48d3d5070f.jpg?v=0

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 11:35 PM
I wasn't going to click on this thread because I don't like clowns, but really? Did you graduate with a degree in journalism? Really?

I don't mind telling you that no, I didn't graduate. I couldn't handle a lot of the **** that went with college when I was 21, and believe me I was an incredibly immature 21-year old. So I dropped out.

But in three years I gained invaluable experience as a daily reporter (four days a week). I learned that A) I never wanted to be a daily reporter ever again. It sucks, and is one of the most under-appreciated jobs in America. Like teachers. Only people have more reasons to treat you like garbage. And you stay up later.

I also gained a solid base of knowledge in the field of journalism (well beyond one introductory class, as one poster ignorantly put it), became familiar with all the ins and outs of the business and that has led me to my present day predicament, of getting flamed on the Orange Mane because Whitlock called my boss an assclown. It's truly a great industry.

I might go back and finish my degree someday. We'll see.

24champ
02-04-2009, 11:38 PM
I don't mind telling you that no, I didn't graduate. I couldn't handle a lot of the **** that went with college when I was 21, and believe me I was an incredibly immature 21-year old. So I dropped out.


Did I call it or what?

Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Did I call it or what?

ROFL! Ha! Hilarious!


^5

OrangeRising
02-04-2009, 11:41 PM
"I don't mind telling you that no, I didn't graduate. I was an incredibly immature 21-year old. So I dropped out."



Uh oh. I see another ten pages coming just out of this.

You really, really, really, really, really, really like to talk about yourself, don'tcha sport?

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 11:42 PM
Yes, ALF, you CALLED IT. Holy ****. You stud. Now you can go to bed knowing you made poor Bob feel a little worse about his pathetic life. Rest well, sweet Prince.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 11:43 PM
"I don't mind telling you that no, I didn't graduate. I was an incredibly immature 21-year old. So I dropped out."



Uh oh. I see another ten pages coming just out of this.

You really, really, really, really, really, really like to talk about yourself, don'tcha sport?

This is BobPlanet. It's what we do. Besides, unless Shanahan has a change of heart I'm leaving for 30 days so we might as well get it in while we can.

SureShot
02-04-2009, 11:46 PM
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Florida_Bronco
02-04-2009, 11:47 PM
Now you can go to bed knowing you made poor Bob feel a little worse about his pathetic life. Rest well, sweet Prince.

Has he driven you into a fit of psychotic rage, like I have done before?

24champ
02-04-2009, 11:51 PM
Yes, ALF, you CALLED IT. Holy ****. You stud. Now you can go to bed knowing you made poor Bob feel a little worse about his pathetic life. Rest well, sweet Prince.

It wasn't that hard to call to be honest. Everyone knows you are a complete **** up.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-04-2009, 11:54 PM
It wasn't that hard to call to be honest. Everyone knows you are a complete **** up.

It could be worse. I could have gotten someone pregnant. Lord knows I don't need that sort of responsibility.

Plus, whenever I get down, I just remind myself I'm good looking and have a huge penis. Certainly not everyone can be so blessed.

And, people on the internet can't stop talking about me. No matter where I go. There is a long history of this, actually. You have no idea. I'm basically an internet rock star. Deal with it. Either way, you can't ignore me.

24champ
02-05-2009, 12:04 AM
I could have gotten someone pregnant.

how would you know? :rofl:

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 12:05 AM
how would you know? :rofl:

They call them "babies," I believe.

24champ
02-05-2009, 12:06 AM
Says it all...

http://i44.tinypic.com/a59q50.jpg

SoCalBronco
02-05-2009, 12:14 AM
I've been telling Bob for years not to associate himself with Nick. Nick is a cheapstake POS who runs a Mickey Mouse operation and is full of ****. For all of Bob's faults, he's a pretty decent writer when he actually puts forth an effort. I've told him numerous times that he'll never get anywhere riding shotgun with Nick and what do you know, the guy is now being called out by PFT.

Miss I.
02-05-2009, 07:16 AM
They call them "babies," I believe.

bob,
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think the implication was how could you get someone pregnant if you don't have sex...but that's just a guess...

And you know I don't understand why you open yourself up to this abuse and then get all mad by saying nonsense like "Now you can go to bed knowing you made poor Bob feel a little worse about his pathetic life. Rest well, sweet Prince." I also don't know why you have so many posts on a Broncos board. You realize you don't get writing credit for posting nonsense over here.

My recommendation to you Bob, is go finish your degree, it will help get you a credible job with a real news organization rather then writing for WPI. I won't get too mean with you, we all struggle and getting some writing credit somewhere through free lance writing is helpful, but you need to go somewhere other then WPI to get any credibility. Certain things you can do without a degree, writing for a real news source with actual credentials is probably not one of those things.

Dagmar
02-05-2009, 07:41 AM
bob,
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think the implication was how could you get someone pregnant if you don't have sex...but that's just a guess...


I've heard his internet "relationships" end rather badly too...

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 08:46 AM
I majored in journalism in college, but thanks.

Some college somewhere owes you an apology and a full refund.

Killericon
02-05-2009, 08:47 AM
It could be worse. I could have gotten someone pregnant. Lord knows I don't need that sort of responsibility.

Plus, whenever I get down, I just remind myself I'm good looking and have a huge penis. Certainly not everyone can be so blessed.

And, people on the internet can't stop talking about me. No matter where I go. There is a long history of this, actually. You have no idea. I'm basically an internet rock star. Deal with it. Either way, you can't ignore me.

People can't stop talking about Britney Spears, either, but it sure as hell isn't a good thing.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 08:57 AM
Says it all...

http://i44.tinypic.com/a59q50.jpg

LOL awesome

BMF Bronco
02-05-2009, 09:04 AM
Deal with it. Either way, you can't ignore me.

Kind of like having a bad case of the clap.

Dagmar
02-05-2009, 09:08 AM
Kind of like having a bad case of the clap.

Which he got from this bird - http://i39.tinypic.com/2rm396q.jpg

TheReverend
02-05-2009, 09:15 AM
Plus, whenever I get down, I just remind myself I'm good looking and have a huge penis. Certainly not everyone can be so blessed.

Sexual history says otherwise....

vancejohnson82
02-05-2009, 09:44 AM
i think Bob actually proved that he WAS a legitimate writer at some point....

lots of haters on this board

theAPAOps5
02-05-2009, 09:55 AM
i think Bob actually proved that he WAS a legitimate writer at some point....

lots of haters on this board

There is a difference between writing and being good. We never said he lied about it we just say he isn't good at it.

Given what he has said and done in the past he gets everything he deserves.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 10:00 AM
i think Bob actually proved that he WAS a legitimate writer at some point....

lots of haters on this board

haters......pft hardly bobo loves all the attention.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 01:02 PM
bob,
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I think the implication was how could you get someone pregnant if you don't have sex...but that's just a guess...

And you know I don't understand why you open yourself up to this abuse and then get all mad by saying nonsense like "Now you can go to bed knowing you made poor Bob feel a little worse about his pathetic life. Rest well, sweet Prince." I also don't know why you have so many posts on a Broncos board. You realize you don't get writing credit for posting nonsense over here.

My recommendation to you Bob, is go finish your degree, it will help get you a credible job with a real news organization rather then writing for WPI. I won't get too mean with you, we all struggle and getting some writing credit somewhere through free lance writing is helpful, but you need to go somewhere other then WPI to get any credibility. Certain things you can do without a degree, writing for a real news source with actual credentials is probably not one of those things.

Miss Independent,

First, I would like to thank you for taking the time to produce an intelligent, thoughtful response to my post. Too often the trolls here simply flame and move on, without giving pause for civil discourse. You are a credit to women on the internet.

Second, I wasn't really mad when I posted that. Perhaps slightly depressed, but it's all in good fun. I have 20,000 posts here because I'm a Broncos fan. Secretly. Don't tell anyone. Oh, ****.

Thank you for your recommendation. However, you should know I'm not really interested in any job with a "credible news organization," whatever that may be. I'm really only interested in covering and writing about the Chiefs. Other stuff just bores me. Plus, writing, despite what the ignorant masses think, isn't really my main job at Warpaint Illustrated. It's more of a hobby. I have other, more important responsibilities.

By the way, we do have credentials. And a magazine. We're not exactly a bunch of retards over here, you know? Calling me a free-lance writer is a misnomer. I don't get paid by the article and wouldn't bother writing if I did. That's for chumps.

Anyway, once again, thank you for responding to my post in an elegant and professional manner. Would you like to go on a date some time? I'm actually quite good-looking. And a complete gentleman. I know this great restaurant in downtown Houston.

theAPAOps5
02-05-2009, 01:07 PM
Bob took the time to write all that and he doesn't care? Yeah he is crying in Mommies boosom right now.

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 01:10 PM
Bob took the time to write all that and he doesn't care? Yeah he is crying in Mommies boosom right now.

I care a great deal. BobPlanet is entertaining as hell.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-05-2009, 01:10 PM
You are a credit to women on the internet.

Yeesh. Thank god she received your commendation as a "credit" to women on the internet. I don't know where she'd be without such a wonderful compliment.

Let me guess: you're one of those "women folk shouldn't be on the internet at all!" folks, right? It's a man's world, and she's just justified her own existence in it?

Pathetic.

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 01:12 PM
Anyway, once again, thank you for responding to my post in an elegant and professional manner. Would you like to go on a date some time? I'm actually quite good-looking. And a complete gentleman. I know this great restaurant in downtown Houston.

He will also post what he did with you on the Internets so all his Internets buddies will think he is not gay.

Florida_Bronco
02-05-2009, 01:29 PM
Yeesh. Thank god she received your commendation as a "credit" to women on the internet. I don't know where she'd be without such a wonderful compliment.

Let me guess: you're one of those "women folk shouldn't be on the internet at all!" folks, right? It's a man's world, and she's just justified her own existence in it?

Pathetic.

It's also funny how he feigns offense at all the people trashing him here when people like myself and BroncoBuff (among others, I assume) have reached out to him, publicly, to try to get him some direction in his life. All he did was spit in our faces and laugh about it.

Bobo's problem is that he wants to be seen as a legitimate football mind and be respected as such, but he refuses to give up the childish, trollish, immature behavior. He just doesn't seem to realize that you can't have it both ways.

Sadly I think he is a lost cause. The kid is almost 30 and is still a virgin living at home with his mommy and daddy. For him to have any type of a normal future would require major work on his part, and he's just not willing to do that.

BMF Bronco
02-05-2009, 01:33 PM
that or he will post the goings on of your conversations and look like a complete tool.

Killericon
02-05-2009, 01:35 PM
This is endlessly entertaining.

crazyhorse
02-05-2009, 01:40 PM
Miss Independent,

First, I would like to thank you for taking the time to produce an intelligent, thoughtful response to my post. Too often the trolls here simply flame and move on, without giving pause for civil discourse. You are a credit to women on the internet.

Second, I wasn't really mad when I posted that. Perhaps slightly depressed, but it's all in good fun. I have 20,000 posts here because I'm a Broncos fan. Secretly. Don't tell anyone. Oh, ****.

Thank you for your recommendation. However, you should know I'm not really interested in any job with a "credible news organization," whatever that may be. I'm really only interested in covering and writing about the Chiefs. Other stuff just bores me. Plus, writing, despite what the ignorant masses think, isn't really my main job at Warpaint Illustrated. It's more of a hobby. I have other, more important responsibilities.

By the way, we do have credentials. And a magazine. We're not exactly a bunch of retards over here, you know? Calling me a free-lance writer is a misnomer. I don't get paid by the article and wouldn't bother writing if I did. That's for chumps.

Anyway, once again, thank you for responding to my post in an elegant and professional manner. Would you like to go on a date some time? I'm actually quite good-looking. And a complete gentleman. I know this great restaurant in downtown Houston.

Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.

BMF Bronco
02-05-2009, 01:43 PM
Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.

BRAVO!!!!:notworthy

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 01:44 PM
Thank you, Crazy Horse.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 01:49 PM
Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.

Wow hammer, nail & head

Kaylore
02-05-2009, 01:51 PM
I never even knew Crazy paid any attention to Bob at all. That's rough, but it's probably one of the nicest things someone could say to Bob.

montrose
02-05-2009, 01:53 PM
Michael Bolton is a Chiefs fan?

Florida_Bronco
02-05-2009, 01:54 PM
I never even knew Crazy paid any attention to Bob at all. That's rough, but it's probably one of the nicest things someone could say to Bob.

Indeed. Crazyhorse is a true class act once you get past the football rivalry.

theAPAOps5
02-05-2009, 01:58 PM
Wow Crazy very well put.

bowtown
02-05-2009, 02:19 PM
Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.

And don't forget fat, he's also fat.

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 02:25 PM
Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.


I knew Crazylegs was cool!

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:31 PM
And don't forget fat, he's also fat.

Yes! Terribly fat! Have you seen this photo?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4291/fatzg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:32 PM
Hell, have you seen THIS photo? Look at those cheeks!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5305/moibp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 02:33 PM
Hell, have you seen THIS photo? Look at those cheeks!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5305/moibp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

This looks like one of those pictures nut jobs take in movies before they blow their head off.

Don't do it, get some help!

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:35 PM
Too late! Look how perfectly my hair is cut. I want to look good for my burial.

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 02:37 PM
Too late! Look how perfectly my hair is cut. I want to look good for my burial.

Which bowl did your mommy use or did she break out the flowbee?

Spider
02-05-2009, 02:38 PM
Too late! Look how perfectly my hair is cut. I want to look good for my burial.

Crazyhorses words didnt touch you in the least did they ?

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:39 PM
Which bowl did your mommy use or did she break out the flowbee?

I got it cut at supercuts! It's the only way I can get a real woman to touch me. 12 bucks and I get to sit there with my eyes closed and pretend we're making out while she runs her fingers through my hair and presses her bosomy chest against my FAT shoulders and arms. Mmmmmmm....

I sweat a lot because any female contact makes me nervous, but the chair soaks it up pretty good.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 02:41 PM
Yes! Terribly fat! Have you seen this photo?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4291/fatzg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What did you end up with there a boy or a girl?

broncosteven
02-05-2009, 02:41 PM
I got it cut at supercuts! It's the only way I can get a real woman to touch me. 12 bucks and I get to sit there with my eyes closed and pretend we're making out while she runs her fingers through my hair and presses her bosomy chest against my FAT shoulders and arms. Mmmmmmm....

I sweat a lot because any female contact makes me nervous, but the chair soaks it up pretty good.

Is it sad when they take the sheet off and don't notice you have wood?

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:42 PM
It came out as a combo box of twinkies and powdered-sugar donuts.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 02:43 PM
It came out as a combo box of twinkies and powdered-sugar donuts.

LOL ok damn it bob that was ****ing funny

Bob's your Information Minister
02-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Is it sad when they take the sheet off and don't notice you have wood?

I can't get wood! My high-fat diet, lack of exercise and general obesity has rendered my sex drive null and void.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-05-2009, 03:01 PM
Hell, have you seen THIS photo? Look at those cheeks!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5305/moibp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://www.qppoa.com/cgi-script/csBlog/images/231.jpg

Holy ****, it's Private Pyle!

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' ****, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

http://www.geocities.com/djin_n_tonic/images/HS_tiles/HS_GunnerySergeantHartman.JPG

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-05-2009, 03:01 PM
I can't get wood! My high-fat diet, lack of exercise and general obesity has rendered my sex drive null and void.

That explains the virgin thing.

24champ
02-05-2009, 03:12 PM
Since we're all being civil here. I have a couple questions.

How can you live day to day life with such arrogance knowing your mother is doing all the work needed to support you in the life you have chosen? That life being one where you sit in the basement yanking off to star wars posters and trying to establish self respect on football message forums?

In the short time I have known of you I have watched you steal money from others. Sell your integrity for no more than a couple week vacation from this message board. You act as though you dont care, but everyone knows you generate all of your self worth from these boards. Yet everything you have generated to this point has been nothing but to establish yourself as the weakest of the herd.

You have to realize sooner or later that it's time to quit hiding in the basement. At some point you're going to have to stand on your own 2 feet. You can not and will not ever gain true self respect until you have some integrity and become more than a drain on those around you.

I understand the whole schtick of trolling around and having a little fun at an opposing fans expense. But that's just it. It's just a game. Certainly not something to base your lifes identity on. I dont know if this is enough of an escape for you, that you can forget about life or not. But I know for a fact, the insults you get here must pale in comparison to the true self image you have of yourself.

So please do yourself a favor. Stand on your own. Get out of the basement. Build a life that consists of more than draining your mothers rescorces. And generate some true self respect. You're never going to get there from where you are spending your efforts. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

I hope this finds you at a time when your eyes are open. Your family never intended to carry you through your entire life and it's time to reward them for thier "over the top" effort.

Unfortunately you wasted your time. Bob doesn't care about what you said, nor does he care about himself.

DomCasual
02-05-2009, 03:52 PM
Which he got from this bird - http://i39.tinypic.com/2rm396q.jpg

That is truly just disturbing. Is it officially a man or a woman?

rugbythug
02-05-2009, 03:53 PM
Wow this is the classic avoidance. My wife is a counselor if you need help. She mostly works with teenage girls---So you would be perfect.

Hotrod
02-05-2009, 03:53 PM
That is truly just disturbing. Is it officially a man or a woman?


To date is is still listed as a UFO = unidentified fat object