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frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 06:32 AM
Link (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/2/14646/04636/676/691903)

Kurt Warner: "God Is To Blame For This Loss"

Sun Feb 01, 2009 at 11:05:36 PM PST
Tampa, FL (KE) -- Kurt Warner, the 37-year-old veteran quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, seemed to blame the Christian God for the team's heartbreaking loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Sunday night's Superbowl XLIII. Speaking to a pool of gathered reporters outside the team's locker room, Warner stated, "I always credit God for my victories and earlier this week I said I had an advantage in tonight's game because of the power of Jesus. Clearly, however, Jesus let me down. And so I am not responsible for tonight's loss. If you want someone to blame, this one is 100% on the man upstairs."

For a while, it appeared that God would give the Cardinals their first Superbowl win in franchise history. But with time running out at the end of the second half, the Steelers, trailing by a field goal, managed to score the game-winning touchdown.

"Did you see the way that Santonio Holmes came down with that ball?" Warner asked sports reporters incredulously after the Superbowl. "Both his feet touched the inside of the endzone before he went flying out of bounds. You can clearly tell that invisible angels pushed his toes into the turf to give him that touchdown completion. Clearly, God made us lose."

God's abandonment of Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals was foreshadowed at the end of the first half, when Warner attempted a touchdown pass from the Steelers' one yard line, which was intercepted by Harrison and run back for a 100-yeard interception return and a touchdown. "That's really when I started to suspect that God and Jesus had forsaken me," Warner admits. "I walked in the faith of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. And how does he repay me? By feeding the ****ing ball to Harrison and turning a Cardinal touchdown into a Steeler touchdown like it was water turning into wine."

Warner is also quick to notice that if that play had not been intercepted, the Cardinals would have won by ten points instead of losing by four. "God cost us the Superbowl," Warner stated, matter-of-factly. "It's as simple as that."

:P

Rohirrim
02-02-2009, 06:36 AM
How does he know it wasn't "the other guy?" Ha!

TheReverend
02-02-2009, 06:39 AM
That's hilarious!

Broncojef
02-02-2009, 06:44 AM
Yup somethings are just outta our hands.

loborugger
02-02-2009, 07:16 AM
This is outlandish, to the point of over the top silliness. So far, I can find only one media outlet that is carrying this thing, the DailyKos. I almost thought this was an Onion story.

Until a major news outlet carries this story, I am calling BS on this.

RMT
02-02-2009, 07:30 AM
Kurt Warner never said such a thing.

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 07:31 AM
This is outlandish, to the point of over the top silliness. So far, I can find only one media outlet that is carrying this thing, the DailyKos. I almost thought this was an Onion story.

Until a major news outlet carries this story, I am calling BS on this.

Ummm..... :spit:

Garcia Bronco
02-02-2009, 07:32 AM
It just doesn't sound like something a great prson like Warner would say.

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 07:35 AM
It just doesn't sound like something a great prson like Warner would say.

I would hope most people would be able to recognize snark when it's this over-the-top. I thought it was funny.

oubronco
02-02-2009, 07:35 AM
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

loborugger
02-02-2009, 07:36 AM
Ummm..... :spit:

You're right.... I didnt read the whole thing carefully.

Garcia Bronco
02-02-2009, 07:37 AM
I would hope most people would be able to recognize snark when it's this over-the-top. I thought it was funny.

It always amuses me when it's the other way aka "God wanted us to win". Or something like that.

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 07:40 AM
It always amuses me when it's the other way aka "God wanted us to win". Or something like that.

Yeah, same here. This is just a parody of that.

lostknight
02-02-2009, 08:30 AM
Just the dKos folks being their normal jackass selfs. Nothing to see here, move along.

Dagmar
02-02-2009, 08:31 AM
This is outlandish, to the point of over the top silliness. So far, I can find only one media outlet that is carrying this thing, the DailyKos. I almost thought this was an Onion story.

Until a major news outlet carries this story, I am calling BS on this.

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

supermanhr9
02-02-2009, 08:44 AM
is this a joke, or did he really say that stuff? Excuse my ignorance, but if he really said that stuff, it is quite hilarious. I can't believe he word turn on JC and his pops like that! Apparently god hats Kurt Warner?

crawdad
02-02-2009, 08:46 AM
This thread is ridiculous!

ludo21
02-02-2009, 08:52 AM
Oh the Onion strikes again!

That was a good bit.

Gort
02-02-2009, 08:54 AM
This is outlandish, to the point of over the top silliness. So far, I can find only one media outlet that is carrying this thing, the DailyKos. I almost thought this was an Onion story.

Until a major news outlet carries this story, I am calling BS on this.

of course its BS. everything on Daily Kos is BS.

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 08:54 AM
This thread is ridiculous!

I can't believe how many are taking this seriously. ???

Paladin
02-02-2009, 09:04 AM
See, I told you prayer works.......

RMT
02-02-2009, 09:15 AM
frerottennextelway - this post is just for you so you can neg rep me without searching all of my other posts.

making it convenient for you ...

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 09:19 AM
frerottennextelway - this post is just for you so you can neg rep me without searching all of my other posts.

making it convenient for you ...

From the loser who gave me 3 neg reps on this thread. F' off pissant. You're a freak and an embarassment to society.

RMT
02-02-2009, 09:20 AM
From the loser who gave me 3 neg reps on this thread. F' off pissant. You're a freak and an embarassment to society.

thank you for being my mentor.

montrose
02-02-2009, 09:21 AM
Lol!

Hogan11
02-02-2009, 09:24 AM
Classic. Ha!

Pseudofool
02-02-2009, 09:24 AM
There are some tone-deaf people on the mane. I'm not sure why the politics of a particular website make this any less funny. It's good stuff. I'd like to see the folks over at Red State produce anything this clever.

Kaylore
02-02-2009, 09:24 AM
This thread is ridiculous!

Heck, its even Redicules!

USMCBladerunner
02-02-2009, 09:25 AM
Did you know that the word "gullible" isn't even in the dictionary?

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 09:26 AM
There are some tone-deaf people on the mane. I'm not sure why the politics of a particular website make this any less funny. It's good stuff. I'd like to see the folks over at Red State produce anything this clever.

<strike>Amen.</strike> I mean, I agree.

Mushmouth
02-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Link (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/2/14646/04636/676/691903)



:P


Congrats on making the same tired, lame joke that's been made a thousand times before you unoriginal no brain jackass.

Here's another original:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Your momma is a fat whore

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Congrats on making the same tired, lame joke that's been made a thousand times before you unoriginal no brain jackass.

Here's another original:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Your momma is a fat whore

Duplicate accounts rock!

hades
02-02-2009, 10:12 AM
If it's on the internet, it's true!

Alkazar
02-02-2009, 10:16 AM
Whether he actually said this or not, I'd lay the blame on the Cardinal Defense. Kurt did everything he could on that final drive to give Arizona the win, and it was the defense that let the team down.

Spider
02-02-2009, 10:45 AM
Whether he actually said this or not, I'd lay the blame on the Cardinal Defense. Kurt did everything he could on that final drive to give Arizona the win, and it was the defense that let the team down.

;D how can you let Holmes get open in a zone is amazing

Br0nc0Buster
02-02-2009, 10:49 AM
;D how can you let Holmes get open in a zone is amazing

it was divine intervention.....

OBF1
02-02-2009, 10:59 AM
I knew it all along.... There is no way Denver's defense could have so bad without devine intervention.

gunns
02-02-2009, 01:32 PM
I love one of the comments further down.

"And God separated the light from the dark, and did two loads of laundry"

Ninjatime
02-02-2009, 02:26 PM
Obligatory: God paid off the refs.

TheReverend
02-02-2009, 02:33 PM
Obligatory: God paid off the refs.

Casino whipping out a five syllable word?

I must still be drunk...

LongDongJohnson
02-02-2009, 02:33 PM
Kurt Warner never said such a thing.

yes he did

epicSocialism4tw
02-02-2009, 03:39 PM
Link (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/2/14646/04636/676/691903)



:P

That's a pretty well classless post.

Congrats.

Spider
02-02-2009, 03:40 PM
That's a pretty well classless post.

Congrats.

where was the classless @ ?

Archer81
02-02-2009, 03:41 PM
it was divine intervention.....


Or an amazing throw. Holmes was not that open. 2 Cards had a shot at that ball.


:Broncos:

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 03:43 PM
That's a pretty well classless post.

Congrats.

From someone calling for the destruction of America, I'll be flattered if you don't like anything I post.

epicSocialism4tw
02-02-2009, 03:43 PM
where was the classless @ ?

You wouldnt be able to recognize class if it showed up at your front door wearing a freshly hewn mullet, a trucker cap, and spewed misspoken country profanity at you about things it had no idea about.

Wait...

epicSocialism4tw
02-02-2009, 03:44 PM
From someone calling for the destruction of America, I'll be flattered if you don't like anything I post.

You called for the detruction of America?

Shame on you.

Spider
02-02-2009, 03:45 PM
You wouldnt be able to recognize class if it showed up at your front door wearing a freshly hewn mullet, a trucker cap, and spewed misspoken country profanity at you about things it had no idea about.

Wait...

well if this is the case , then you should be willing to help someone see what was classless about that post .......... or is it you are offended god likes Santonio Holmes more then Warner ?

epicSocialism4tw
02-02-2009, 03:48 PM
well if this is the case , then you should be willing to help someone see what was classless about that post .......... or is it you are offended god likes Santonio Holmes more then Warner ?

If nothing, this post only shows the gradeschool-level understanding that the thread author has concerning theology.

Its alright to be ignorant, but to prop your ignorance up in what you believe is the expense of someone more intelligent than you makes you the butt of the joke.

Spider
02-02-2009, 03:50 PM
If nothing, this post only shows the gradeschool-level understanding that the thread author has concerning theology.

Its alright to be ignorant, but to prop your ignorance up in what you believe is the expense of someone more intelligent than you makes you the butt of the joke.

well seeing how you are the butt of alot jokes here , I guess you do know what your are talking about ......... and here all this time I thought it was just your drama.. are you offended that god likes a black man more then a white man ?

frerottenextelway
02-02-2009, 03:52 PM
If nothing, this post only shows the gradeschool-level understanding that the thread author has concerning theology.

Its alright to be ignorant, but to prop your ignorance up in what you believe is the expense of someone more intelligent than you makes you the butt of the joke.

Even people on your side think you're a piece of ****. Why are you even here?

epicSocialism4tw
02-02-2009, 04:09 PM
Even people on your side think you're a piece of ****. Why are you even here?

Boo hoo.

Don't blame others for your ingorance.

Spider
02-02-2009, 04:29 PM
Boo hoo.

Don't blame others for your ingorance.

still waiting ..........

Rock Chalk
02-02-2009, 04:48 PM
Ninja is casino?

Jesus Taco, I will go ahead and tell you how to permanently bad that **** even if it means I wont have a secret way back in if it ever happens to me.

Hogan11
02-02-2009, 04:54 PM
Jesus Repeatus

Br0nc0Buster
02-02-2009, 04:57 PM
wait, did this thread actually offend someone?

lol

Will Wayfarer
02-02-2009, 06:22 PM
This thread is hilarious.

I can't stand the arrogance of some religious football players. As if the infinitely powerful creator of the entire cosmos cares about men in white tights running into men in gold tights.

Has anyone seen the video of Kurt Warner drawing God? What a complete jackass (Kurt Warner, not God mind you). He deserves to get taken down a peg, or three.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Hallside
02-02-2009, 06:31 PM
If this thread were an IQ test, the orangemane did not score well, I'm afraid. Oh well, Foneco

Br0nc0Buster
02-02-2009, 06:35 PM
This thread is hilarious.

I can't stand the arrogance of some religious football players. As if the infinitely powerful creator of the entire cosmos cares about men in white tights running into men in gold tights.

Has anyone seen the video of Kurt Warner drawing God? What a complete jackass (Kurt Warner, not God mind you). He deserves to get taken down a peg, or three.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

That is not what God looks like
Hasnt he seen South Park?

Los Broncos
02-02-2009, 06:39 PM
This thread is hilarious.

I can't stand the arrogance of some religious football players. As if the infinitely powerful creator of the entire cosmos cares about men in white tights running into men in gold tights.

Has anyone seen the video of Kurt Warner drawing God? What a complete jackass (Kurt Warner, not God mind you). He deserves to get taken down a peg, or three.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9MiFybqLFeY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Dont forget Kurt Jesus wore a snuggie.

Archer81
02-02-2009, 07:28 PM
So Warner is religious? Who ****ing cares?


:Broncos:

Hogan11
02-02-2009, 07:40 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aai1K6XAFRw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aai1K6XAFRw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

An old classic....why the hell not?

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
02-02-2009, 10:01 PM
Link (http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/2/14646/04636/676/691903)



:P

You know I've been to church only 2 days in my life. But you atheist are about 1000 times worse than a Jehovah's (SP) witness.

Broncosfreak_56
02-02-2009, 10:19 PM
http://ramblingrhodes.mu.nu/archives/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg

broncocalijohn
02-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Even people on your side think you're a piece of ****. Why are you even here?

I am a church going Catholic and thought it was funny. He doesnt represent me and most. If you stick your beliefs out when it is good, expect someone to lambast them in bad. This wasnt evil or sinister, just plain, fun. I even neg repped him for being a debbie downer in a thread of the gullible, the retards and those that can roll with the punches.

Smiling Assassin27
02-03-2009, 11:59 AM
Kurt Warner never said such a thing.

Ding. To represent this as a true story, let alone a true tirade is really kinda sad. I guess if there was humor involved, we coulda had a good laugh.

BroncoInferno
02-03-2009, 12:39 PM
Ding. To represent this as a true story, let alone a true tirade is really kinda sad. I guess if there was humor involved, we coulda had a good laugh.

Of course he didn't say that, which anyone with a brain should have been able to tell. Ever heard of "parody?"

BroncoInferno
02-03-2009, 12:40 PM
I am a church going Catholic and thought it was funny. He doesnt represent me and most. If you stick your beliefs out when it is good, expect someone to lambast them in bad. This wasnt evil or sinister, just plain, fun. I even neg repped him for being a debbie downer in a thread of the gullible, the retards and those that can roll with the punches.

Most people who don't have a stick up their ass can get a laugh out of it. If there is a god, I suspect he has a better sense of humor than llama and those of his sanctimonious ilk.

frerottenextelway
02-03-2009, 12:42 PM
Ding. To represent this as a true story, let alone a true tirade is really kinda sad. I guess if there was humor involved, we coulda had a good laugh.

Anyone that believes this was presented as a true story has earned my pity.

I realized it was snark from the headline, anyone that made it past two sentances without also coming to that realization has some major intellectial shortcomings. (needed to be said)

It's like foreign news agencies getting "outraged" over The Onion stories.

bronco militia
02-03-2009, 12:45 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the-end-of-warner.gif

frerottenextelway
02-03-2009, 12:53 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/the-end-of-warner.gif

POTD.

Bronco Bob
02-03-2009, 07:22 PM
Or an amazing throw. Holmes was not that open. 2 Cards had a shot at that ball.


:Broncos:

Even Big Ben says he thought he threw an interception and had just lost the game.

azbroncfan
02-05-2009, 01:36 PM
If nothing, this post only shows the gradeschool-level understanding that the thread author has concerning theology.

Its alright to be ignorant, but to prop your ignorance up in what you believe is the expense of someone more intelligent than you makes you the butt of the joke.

I think you lose Llama......The poll was already taken and guess what you are the big winner.

And the Number 1 Forum Loser on the Orangemane: Angry Llama

Why he sucks: Biggest drama king on the Mane. Biggest poser on the Mane. Bizarre compulsion to immerse himself in mindless hype over this week's favorite athlete. Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns when his teams inevitably choke. No sense of perspective or slightest inkling of how he's perceived on this board.

Defining moment: Predicting a sweep for the Mavs in The Finals and then disappearing for several days after they inevitably choked.

Good points: His transparent and pretentious affectations, and inability to handle defeat like an adult, make him ripe for parody.

Potential for redemption: I hope he never changes.

JCMElway
02-05-2009, 01:46 PM
So are mushmouth and Ninja both Casino?