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Bob's your Information Minister
01-30-2009, 08:40 PM
I figured you guys would get a kick out of this.

http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&p=9&c=2&cid=834244&nid=4163151&fhn=1


Veteran DE Planning Comeback

Veteran DE Simeon Rice told Sirius NFL Radio's Movin' the Chains on Tuesday that he's planning a comeback. Rice hasn't played since the 2007 season.

Rice, who turns 35 next month, is coming back from shoulder problems that curtailed his once solid career.

The former first-round pick of the Arizona Cardinals out of the 2006 draft said his weight is up to about 255.

Ninjatime
01-30-2009, 08:44 PM
Wait he was a first round pick by Arizona in 2006? wtf?

theAPAOps5
01-30-2009, 08:44 PM
He has burned so many bridges and is such a loser I doubt he gets picked up.

BroncoDoug
01-30-2009, 08:47 PM
Wait he was a first round pick by Arizona in 2006? wtf?

so he is 35 and was drafted in 2006?????

Bob = Fail.

theAPAOps5
01-30-2009, 08:50 PM
It must be the same third party that told him Shanahan was negotiating with the Chiefs. Its no wonder he is considered a joke not only on fan boards but among the media.

tsiguy96
01-30-2009, 08:52 PM
i thought bob was not coming back for a month..

Br0nc0Buster
01-30-2009, 09:04 PM
THE DEAL IS DONE GUYS!

I though the Cards took Leinart with their 1st rounder, but what do I know

loborugger
01-30-2009, 09:18 PM
I figured you guys would get a kick out of this.

http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&p=9&c=2&cid=834244&nid=4163151&fhn=1


Veteran DE Planning Comeback

Veteran DE Simeon Rice told Sirius NFL Radio's Movin' the Chains on Tuesday that he's planning a comeback. Rice hasn't played since the 2007 season.

Rice, who turns 35 next month, is coming back from shoulder problems that curtailed his once solid career.

The former first-round pick of the Arizona Cardinals out of the 2006 draft said his weight is up to about 255.

So, that puts him at about 30 lbs lighter than you, eh Bob! Hell, you could play NT if you could only get outta the basement.

Bob's your Information Minister
01-30-2009, 09:50 PM
So, that puts him at about 30 lbs lighter than you, eh Bob! Hell, you could play NT if you could only get outta the basement.

The fat jokes really don't work anymore. I wear size medium shirts now.

By the way, retards, I didn't write this. Just passing along news.

Ninjatime
01-30-2009, 09:51 PM
THE DEAL IS DONE GUYS!

I though the Cards took Leinart with their 1st rounder, but what do I know

Don't argue with Bobo though, he'll just get angry and make stupid comments then not understand your rebuttles. He's the worst kind of person to argue with, the stupid ones that dont understand your points and are incredibly inconsistant :)

E.G. Seahawks fans "You can't blame the refs for a loss" next day "WE SHOULDA WON THE SUPERBOWL IF IT WERNT FOR THE REFS!"

loborugger
01-30-2009, 10:40 PM
The fat jokes really don't work anymore. I wear size medium shirts now.

By the way, retards, I didn't write this. Just passing along news.

All I hear is blah, blah, blah, I am still jiggles and the fat jokes get my goat.

So, tell us bobo... can you play NT or is it all jelly doughnuts and exile in your mom's basement. There is afterall a difference. A dude who can bench 600 is better than a guy that can sleep til noon, use clorox wipes on his hands on his hands so he doesnt get anything on his mother's computer, and couldnt squat an empty KFC box.

Cutler4Life
01-30-2009, 10:55 PM
Just an fyi, Simeon Rice was drafted in 1996, not 2006. Here's a link: http://www.azcentral.com/sports/datacenter/CardsDraft08/?Year=1996
I found that by checking on the internet for 2 seconds. Profootball.com really ought to get better writers who get their facts checked.

Popps
01-30-2009, 11:01 PM
The fat jokes really don't work anymore. .

How about the loser in the basement with no girlfriend jokes?

Those still a go?

Ninjatime
01-30-2009, 11:25 PM
How about the loser in the basement with no girlfriend jokes?

Those still a go?

I have a girlfriend, its cool. We have sex.

BroncoBuff
01-30-2009, 11:38 PM
It was so sad to see Simeon Rice bad-mouthing Jon Gruden the other day ... knowing that Gruden probably wrestled and wrestled with the idea before finally having to waive his damaged-goods-ass. And yet Rice made it sound like Gruden jumped at the chance.

Long story short, Simeon turns 35 next month. My money says he won't even get a camp invite.

BroncoMan4ever
01-30-2009, 11:50 PM
All I hear is blah, blah, blah, I am still jiggles and the fat jokes get my goat.

So, tell us bobo... can you play NT or is it all jelly doughnuts and exile in your mom's basement. There is afterall a difference. A dude who can bench 600 is better than a guy that can sleep til noon, use clorox wipes on his hands on his hands so he doesnt get anything on his mother's computer, and couldnt squat an empty KFC box.

hey man. i have on occasion slept til noon and i weigh 215 on a 6ft frame, and i can bench 275.....lol

24champ
01-31-2009, 12:08 AM
Per Nick Athan of WPI....


The Deal is DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broncocalijohn
01-31-2009, 02:00 AM
i thought bob was not coming back for a month..

He welched on a year hiatus that would have ended earlier this month. What makes you think he would even honor a month long ban/relief?

Rocket 7
01-31-2009, 02:04 AM
He welched on a year hiatus that would have ended earlier this month. What makes you think he would even honor a month long ban/relief?

He promised to be a virgin until marriage.

TomServo
01-31-2009, 03:11 AM
i read on another board where some uninformed poster said rice parted from the the broncos "on good terms." haahah
cut from one of the worst D's in the nfl. thought he lucked into a slot on a playoff team-the colts-and CUT.
hes done. anyone remember what he said about pat tillman? google it.
Dou che bag deserves all the misfortune that comes his way.

Rocket 7
01-31-2009, 03:14 AM
i read on another board where some uninformed poster said rice parted from the the broncos "on good terms." haahah
cut from one of the worst D's in the nfl. thought he lucked into a slot on a playoff team-the colts-and CUT.
hes done. anyone remember what he said about pat tillman? google it.
Dou che bag deserves all the misfortune that comes his way.

What?

cmhargrove
01-31-2009, 08:47 AM
I'm so dissappointed that the Goodmans couldn't have at least traded him for a fifth rounder - they must be slipping...

Broncoman13
01-31-2009, 08:59 AM
Just an fyi, Simeon Rice was drafted in 1996, not 2006. Here's a link: http://www.azcentral.com/sports/datacenter/CardsDraft08/?Year=1996
I found that by checking on the internet for 2 seconds. Profootball.com really ought to get better writers who get their facts checked.

It's a lot more fun to bash Bobo though... whether he wrote it or not, makes no difference. Any excuse to let him know how pathetic he is!

Needa Pass Rush
01-31-2009, 09:05 AM
The fat jokes really don't work anymore. I wear size medium shirts now.

By the way, retards, I didn't write this. Just passing along news.

:worthless

Cutler4Life
01-31-2009, 09:06 AM
It's a lot more fun to bash Bobo though... whether he wrote it or not, makes no difference. Any excuse to let him know how pathetic he is!

It is indeed fun, but I always like to mess with him by pointing out that his sources suck serious balls. It kills me he claims to be ajournalist or some sort of sports writer and he comes up with stupid, inaccurate sources.

And BTW can you please explain to Baja that I am a woman, just one who talks like a sailor. Thank you A. :curtsey:

Broncoman13
01-31-2009, 09:23 AM
Baja lived in the mountains here in Colorado in the 70's... pretty sure I can't explain anything to him as he's burned WAY TOO MANY BRAIN CELLS!

elsid13
01-31-2009, 09:36 AM
:worthless

No it not. No one wants to see any pics of Bobo the ass clown.

Cutler4Life
01-31-2009, 09:39 AM
No it not. No one wants to see any pics of Bobo the ass clown.

I concur. Besides, didn't he already post his pics in some other thread, some pic in his grandmother's bathroom and one with a note saying he liked Butt Secs or something? ;D

Bronx33
01-31-2009, 09:44 AM
Cool bob now you have another source to plagiarize.

Bronx33
01-31-2009, 09:46 AM
No it not. No one wants to see any pics of Bobo the ass clown.


Maybe just one ok...:~ohyah!:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1245/boyszx1rg0ot9.jpg

Flex Gunmetal
01-31-2009, 11:34 AM
What?

Rice said Tillman left for the army because he watched too many rambo movies and wasn't good at football. Than a year later tillman was killed and rice came out and apologized. Thats what I remember.

TheReverend
01-31-2009, 12:10 PM
It is indeed fun, but I always like to mess with him by pointing out that his sources suck serious balls. It kills me he claims to be ajournalist or some sort of sports writer and he comes up with stupid, inaccurate sources.

And BTW can you please explain to Baja that I am a woman, just one who talks like a sailor. Thank you A. :curtsey:

Btw, I know Oskie's real name and I'd like to explain to everyone that the "A" she references is short for "asshole"