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broncofan7
01-27-2009, 06:18 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_what_in_the_he.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0

I wonder if she is carrying a lil' Romo --Check the link for more!

It's pretty bad when your A$$ needs TWO Belts!

spdirty
01-27-2009, 06:20 PM
Id still hit it.

Dukes
01-27-2009, 06:20 PM
Why young, pretty women choose to use plastic surgery on their face is beyond me.

TDmvp
01-27-2009, 06:20 PM
LOL

yea when i seen this a few days ago I almost felt sorry for Romo ... Almost ...

broncofan7
01-27-2009, 06:21 PM
LOL

yea when i seen this a few days ago I almost felt sorry for Romo ... Almost ...

Did someone already post a thread realted to this-if so my bad.

theAPAOps5
01-27-2009, 06:26 PM
Did someone already post a thread realted to this-if so my bad.

No its been on TV. I haven't seen it posted here. But she has been taking in the carbs and the protein........

Dr. Broncenstein
01-27-2009, 06:27 PM
Mom Jeans

Dukes
01-27-2009, 06:33 PM
Mom Jeans

Never cared for those high rise/bell bottom jeans from the 70's

TDmvp
01-27-2009, 06:34 PM
Did someone already post a thread realted to this-if so my bad.

Nah man ... I seen that pic somewhere else a few days ago .

Carry on .

SBboundBroncos
01-27-2009, 06:37 PM
Mom Jeans

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans

TheReverend
01-27-2009, 07:04 PM
Mom Jeans

Who cares, if she's 30 lbs lighter, those Mom Jeans give every dude a hard on the size of the washington monument, regardless. It's not the clothes, it's the hotness of the girl underneath.

elsid13
01-27-2009, 07:10 PM
notice she got the side rolls going. Bet Romo dumps her for another singer,

Florida_Bronco
01-27-2009, 07:20 PM
Is this real?

GreatBronco16
01-27-2009, 07:21 PM
notice she got the side rolls going. Bet Romo dumps her for another singer,

I'll catch her on the rebound. :wiggle:

TheDave
01-27-2009, 07:21 PM
Id still hit it.


So would every guy and half the women that post here... regardless of what they say.

BroncoMan4ever
01-27-2009, 07:50 PM
I Would Still Bang Her!

SouthStndJunkie
01-27-2009, 08:46 PM
LOL

yea when i seen this a few days ago I almost felt sorry for Romo ... Almost ...

Why?

He is not married to her.

SouthStndJunkie
01-27-2009, 08:48 PM
Looks like she went on a 90 day ice cream and twinkie binge.

mr007
01-27-2009, 08:50 PM
So would every guy and half the women that post here... regardless of what they say.

Have to disagree with ya on that one... holy **** wtf happened to her?

jhat01
01-27-2009, 08:54 PM
So would every guy and half the women that post here... regardless of what they say.

Damn right they would

SouthStndJunkie
01-27-2009, 08:54 PM
I would still tap it.

PaintballCLE
01-27-2009, 08:57 PM
why is there a bronco logo in the background????? looks fake to me

SouthStndJunkie
01-27-2009, 09:00 PM
why is there a bronco logo in the background????? looks fake to me

There are numerous pictures like this floating around and it has been in magazines and newspapers....it is not a fake.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483204,00.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2009/01/26/2009-01-26_jessica_simpson_shows_off_new_curves_at_.html

mr007
01-27-2009, 09:03 PM
This is the Jessica I will always remember!!! She needs a trainer, stat.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/Jessica_Simpson_522352a.jpg

SouthStndJunkie
01-27-2009, 09:06 PM
Looks like she got something stuck in her undercarriage for sure now.

gunns
01-27-2009, 09:15 PM
So would every guy and half the women that post here... regardless of what they say.



Naw, Eva Longoria would be more my type. ;D

BTW, her boobs might be a bit larger too in that first pic. Maybe it's just the fact she's bigger but it can be a be a sign of pregnancy.

TDmvp
01-27-2009, 09:18 PM
This is the Jessica I will always remember!!! She needs a trainer, stat.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/Jessica_Simpson_522352a.jpg

yea man she is mega hot then ... I figure after the bad heat / press she is getting from that pic by March she will look pretty hot again ...

Dagmar
01-27-2009, 09:21 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/14/mybolognahasa128579766503306321.jpg

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/7/pyzamnomnom.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-nom-snails.jpg

DomCasual
01-27-2009, 09:24 PM
On the other side of the equation, I give you Lindsay Lohan, who clearly has an eating (or drug) disorder:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_01.jpg

Dagmar
01-27-2009, 09:25 PM
I see no picture.

DomCasual
01-27-2009, 09:26 PM
Is she wearing a diaper here?

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_07.jpg

DomCasual
01-27-2009, 09:27 PM
I see no picture.

Dude, it's time to upgrade your webTV. :)

Willynowei
01-27-2009, 09:34 PM
On the other side of the equation, I give you Lindsay Lohan, who clearly has an eating (or drug) disorder:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_01.jpg

Yeah but skinny to the bones like that is still better than the rolls that Jessica's packing.

BroncoMan4ever
01-27-2009, 09:49 PM
Yeah but skinny to the bones like that is still better than the rolls that Jessica's packing.

are you high? i would bang the hell out of big curvier Jessica before i even touched Bones Lohan.

Rock Chalk
01-27-2009, 09:54 PM
So would every guy and half the women that post here... regardless of what they say.

Not me. Ive never been a fan of that Jessica.

Now Alba, Rabbit and Biel on the other hand...

dbfan4life
01-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Not me. Ive never been a fan of that Jessica.

Now Alba, Rabbit and Biel on the other hand...

Yep. Same here.

wolf754life
01-27-2009, 10:55 PM
fat girls is good ****ing!

Los Broncos
01-27-2009, 11:09 PM
I might hit it.

Jason in LA
01-27-2009, 11:19 PM
This is the Jessica I will always remember!!! She needs a trainer, stat.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/Jessica_Simpson_522352a.jpg

I'd hit this in a second. But the way she's looking in the photos that started this thread, I'll pass. She need to go on a diet right away.

Atwater His Ass
01-28-2009, 01:02 AM
Those jeans are just unflattering to the extreme. No one could look good in those things.

Atlas
01-28-2009, 04:15 AM
Why young, pretty women choose to use plastic surgery on their face is beyond me.

She isn't so young anymore. She is pushing 30.

I do agree. Women that are under 30 really should limit the surgury to the eyes and that is it.

dbfan21
01-28-2009, 04:56 AM
Somewhere in America, Carrie Underwood is dying of laughter at the "new " Jessica!

broncofan7
01-28-2009, 06:39 AM
Somewhere in America, Carrie Underwood is dying of laughter at the "new " Jessica!

So was my wife who brought these photos to my attention. She knows I HAD a thing for Jessica--now , not so much.

PaintballCLE
01-28-2009, 06:42 AM
There are numerous pictures like this floating around and it has been in magazines and newspapers....it is not a fake.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483204,00.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2009/01/26/2009-01-26_jessica_simpson_shows_off_new_curves_at_.html

well maybe she didn't want to get caught lip syncing like her sister, and thats the best body double they could find......LOL

Willynowei
01-28-2009, 06:48 AM
are you high? i would bang the hell out of big curvier Jessica before i even touched Bones Lohan.

All depends on your speed.

broncofan7
01-28-2009, 07:21 AM
Is she wearing a diaper here?

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_07.jpg

yuck. Her Diaper looks like it needs changing.

Dukes
01-28-2009, 07:24 AM
On the other side of the equation, I give you Lindsay Lohan, who clearly has an eating (or drug) disorder:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_01.jpg

I'll take Jessica over Lindsay

Dukes
01-28-2009, 07:26 AM
She isn't so young anymore. She is pushing 30.

I do agree. Women that are under 30 really should limit the surgury to the eyes and that is it.

Just my opinion but anyone under 45 should stay away from facial surgery. Implants on the other hand............

orangeatheist
01-28-2009, 07:34 AM
Never cared for those high rise/bell bottom jeans from the 70's

You obviously were not in the eighth grade in 1977-78. Man, I have fond memories of those little, tight eighth grade asses in Ditto jeans wiggling through middle school. Oh man... !Booya!

http://bp1.blogger.com/_1d1tZKp8z14/Rxf113Y9haI/AAAAAAAAAyI/KT0lt2w46QM/s320/jclstyleinc_1971_35744219.jpeg

Kaylore
01-28-2009, 07:37 AM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans

Beat me to it. That's the first thing I thought. Ha!

oubronco
01-28-2009, 07:39 AM
This is the Jessica I will always remember!!! She needs a trainer, stat.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00522/Jessica_Simpson_522352a.jpg

OH hell yea she still has awsome Ta Ta's

Ray Finkle
01-28-2009, 07:41 AM
Who cares, if she's 30 lbs lighter, those Mom Jeans give every dude a hard on the size of the washington monument, regardless. It's not the clothes, it's the hotness of the girl underneath.

That is the hogg'n excuse...fat is fat...

Jason in LA
01-28-2009, 07:42 AM
On the other side of the equation, I give you Lindsay Lohan, who clearly has an eating (or drug) disorder:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_01.jpg

That's just not attractive. I don't get the appeal of that chick. She's just not hot at all.

400HZ
01-28-2009, 07:44 AM
On the other side of the equation, I give you Lindsay Lohan, who clearly has an eating (or drug) disorder:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_01.jpg

I like little skinny girls, but imagine how sore you would be after a night with her. Your hips would be black and blue for weeks. I'd rather have the more cushiony version of Simpson.

crowebomber
01-28-2009, 08:05 AM
LOL

yea when i seen this a few days ago I almost felt sorry for Romo ... Almost ...

I think it's safe to say they are both having a rough year.

Dagmar
01-28-2009, 08:09 AM
http://www.nypost.com/delonas/2009/01/01282009.jpg

Jason in LA
01-28-2009, 08:15 AM
One rule that I've heard about women's weight which seems to make sense is that you start at 5' 100 lbs, and for every inch over 5' you add five lbs. A woman he is in good shape should be close to being in that range.

dbfan21
01-28-2009, 08:31 AM
So was my wife who brought these photos to my attention. She knows I HAD a thing for Jessica--now , not so much.

Hang in there man. She'll break up with Romo and go on the Britney Spears diet...Brit got back in shape and is looking pretty good nowadays!

crawdad
01-28-2009, 08:40 AM
She isn't so young anymore. She is pushing 30.

I do agree. Women that are under 30 really should limit the surgury to the eyes and that is it.

You guys don't know what you're talking about. You haven't lived til you hook up with a woman goin' thru the change and she rocks your world and you have to tell her no! because your johnson is sore!

WolfpackGuy
01-28-2009, 08:41 AM
Dayum, it's Jessica Blimpson.
WTF?

Inkana7
01-28-2009, 08:56 AM
Gross, Mom Jeans!

Karenin
01-28-2009, 09:01 AM
You obviously were not in the eighth grade in 1977-78. Man, I have fond memories of those little, tight eighth grade asses in Ditto jeans wiggling through middle school. Oh man... !Booya!

http://bp1.blogger.com/_1d1tZKp8z14/Rxf113Y9haI/AAAAAAAAAyI/KT0lt2w46QM/s320/jclstyleinc_1971_35744219.jpeg

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chris-hansen.jpg

kappys
01-28-2009, 09:07 AM
I'd hit but I'd be imagining young Jessica in my head.

Archer81
01-28-2009, 09:45 AM
Yeah, shes so horrible...you ever consider maybe Tony doesnt mind the curves? She's rich, bitch, I doubt she cares what she looks like at this exact moment.


:Broncos:

SBboundBroncos
01-28-2009, 11:10 AM
Beat me to it. That's the first thing I thought. Ha!

i think rusty beat me to the punch i just followed it up


and yes first thing i though of when i saw that pic ROFL!

orangeatheist
01-28-2009, 11:22 AM
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chris-hansen.jpg

Hey man, it wasn't illegal when we were both in 8th grade! :wiggle:

Spider
01-28-2009, 12:06 PM
Good for her ........ How many actress wind up in bad health worrying about their bodies ?
as long as she is ok with it ..so am I

broncocalijohn
01-28-2009, 12:14 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/jessica_simpson_what_in_the_he.php?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0

I wonder if she is carrying a lil' Romo --Check the link for more!

It's pretty bad when your A$$ needs TWO Belts!

THis isnt Jessica Simpson! It is the chick, Sally Struthers(Gloria), from All in the Family that pushes the "$.75 a day will feed a hungry kid in Africa for a day".

mr007
01-28-2009, 12:34 PM
One rule that I've heard about women's weight which seems to make sense is that you start at 5' 100 lbs, and for every inch over 5' you add five lbs. A woman he is in good shape should be close to being in that range.

Good call man, this is pretty damn accurate.. the girls in great shape are about 5lbs lower than this rule, but it's a good starting point!

alkemical
01-28-2009, 12:36 PM
She looks bigger, but i'm ok with that.

vancejohnson82
01-28-2009, 12:43 PM
what the hell is up with her face...

the surgery is terrible

crawdad
01-28-2009, 12:44 PM
Hell that's like a Romper Room to me. Climb on board!

listopencil
01-28-2009, 05:34 PM
I have no problem with the way her body looks in that picture. In fact:

http://www.esnips.com/imageable/medium/f0ec2533-87fb-4be3-bf3e-9f4cc8706c28/?du=a5dfe3bd-3f0c-416f-9930-fce031780632&uu=a41cb4e6-181f-499b-affe-1e9ba45c278a&dt=1233193877000&fu=f5b92070-712d-471e-96af-4869241304d8






It's the face that creeps me out if that really is her.

24champ
01-28-2009, 05:42 PM
Is she wearing a diaper here?

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/01/0125%20Lindsay%20Lohan%20Shopping/gallery_main/gallery_main-0125_lindsay_lohan_shopping_07.jpg

No she is wearing "oops I crapped my pants"....


<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/blwBvrFQy-Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/blwBvrFQy-Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

SBboundBroncos
01-28-2009, 05:47 PM
That's just not attractive. I don't get the appeal of that chick. She's just not hot at all.

she used to be SMOKIN with red hair and the non anorexic version

http://wolfpangloss.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/lindsay-lohan-004.jpg

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z167/paige100845/Lindsay%20Lohan/lindsay_lohan.png

Br0nc0Buster
01-28-2009, 06:11 PM
I have no problem with the way her body looks in that picture. In fact:

http://www.esnips.com/imageable/medium/f0ec2533-87fb-4be3-bf3e-9f4cc8706c28/?du=a5dfe3bd-3f0c-416f-9930-fce031780632&uu=a41cb4e6-181f-499b-affe-1e9ba45c278a&dt=1233193877000&fu=f5b92070-712d-471e-96af-4869241304d8






It's the face that creeps me out if that really is her.

lol very nice

rastaman
01-28-2009, 07:39 PM
You obviously were not in the eighth grade in 1977-78. Man, I have fond memories of those little, tight eighth grade asses in Ditto jeans wiggling through middle school. Oh man... !Booya!

http://bp1.blogger.com/_1d1tZKp8z14/Rxf113Y9haI/AAAAAAAAAyI/KT0lt2w46QM/s320/jclstyleinc_1971_35744219.jpeg

The camel foots were pretty awesome back in the day as well. I have many memories of the "Brick House" Generation.

Back then, women did not have the fake breast.....what you saw was the real McCoy.

Believe it or not, the size Jessica is today would have been an exceptable and sexy looking figure back in the 60's, 70's, and 80's. Just a thought.

BroncoMan4ever
01-29-2009, 01:40 AM
One rule that I've heard about women's weight which seems to make sense is that you start at 5' 100 lbs, and for every inch over 5' you add five lbs. A woman he is in good shape should be close to being in that range.

i guess that works if you like the stick thin Paris Hilton look. but i prefer a girl with curves, and curves don't usually come on a 100lbs frame.

cutthemdown
01-29-2009, 02:34 AM
She is going through a I dont care period who cares. She looks good to me. The only girls I demand be totally skinny are strippers.

Dukes
01-29-2009, 06:37 AM
what the hell is up with her face...

the surgery is terrible

Exactly, IMO the surgery is worse than her weight.

broncofan7
01-29-2009, 04:21 PM
Lol

DHallblows
01-29-2009, 04:44 PM
The amount of guys who'd be lucky to get someone this size calling her too fat is ridiculous. Not to mention whoever thought that was a Bronco logo in the background.
Her size is the LEAST unattractive thing in this pic. The mom jeans (as already pointed out), the CLEAR plastic surgery (again already pointed out) and a bunch of tacky gold bracelets.