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Hotrod
01-26-2009, 03:40 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 03:42 PM
Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter. ;)

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.

BABronco
01-26-2009, 03:44 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

chug it through the straw. no one can say its not manly he is chugging it.

Killericon
01-26-2009, 03:44 PM
http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-things-you-cant-look-cool-doing.html

BroncoMan4ever
01-26-2009, 03:46 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

i recomend being in a full body cast or having you jaw wired shut because you got hurt doing something awesome.

Hotrod
01-26-2009, 03:48 PM
http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-things-you-cant-look-cool-doing.html

LOL awesome list

Hotrod
01-26-2009, 03:49 PM
Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter. ;)

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.

This must be your first offseason here on the Main. Spider is just getting warmed up. Just keep your fingers out of his cage and you should be alright Ha!

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 03:55 PM
http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-things-you-cant-look-cool-doing.html

Definitely a good list.

Arkie
01-26-2009, 04:27 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Position the straw to the corner of the mouth with an "Elvis snarl." 8')

Taco John
01-26-2009, 04:28 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!

Tombstone RJ
01-26-2009, 04:38 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Do it with a hotty.

elsid13
01-26-2009, 04:44 PM
That's funny that you mention this... I stopped drinking out of straws because of this - unless the cup has a lid.

And no more umbrellas!

Well you won't be drinking with Pez ever again.

Killericon
01-26-2009, 05:29 PM
You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4930/vlcsnap00009rs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 06:09 PM
You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4930/vlcsnap00009rs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I love that movie, good pic. Michael Madsen does pull off that drinking out of straw pretty well.

Rock Chalk
01-26-2009, 06:16 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Thats easy.

Have a hot bitch holding your Mai Tai buck ass naked while another one is rubbing your manhood.

Very manly.

Rock Chalk
01-26-2009, 06:17 PM
Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a pussy like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.

loborugger
01-26-2009, 06:20 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Drink beer, then you wont have to worry about no damn straw!

brncs_fan
01-26-2009, 06:35 PM
What is the difference between a pass blitz and a run blitz?

broncosteven
01-26-2009, 07:27 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

If both parties are wearing Snuggy's it is cool.

broncosteven
01-26-2009, 07:29 PM
Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.

This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 07:38 PM
This is even more impressive if you knew that Alec's "straws" all come in the shape of a penis.

that was awesome. LOL Hilarious!

TheDave
01-26-2009, 07:43 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???


Absolutely... Stop giving a ****.

For the love of god man... according to your bio you profess to be male. Guess what start acting like it. If your beverage of choice requires use of a straw, then goddammit work that straw like a man and move on to the next challenge. If thats too much for you, then stop ordering beverages that require a straw.

Problem... Solution


NEXT!

Bronx33
01-26-2009, 07:50 PM
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Spider
01-26-2009, 07:54 PM
at my age ........ you just dont give a damn any more but if you must .. order your drink out of a dirty glass and wear shirt with no sleeves ;D

Hotrod
01-27-2009, 08:55 AM
So wearing a snuggie and drinking out of a straw from a glass with an umbrella in it at a biker bar will more likely lead to an ass kicking then getting a woman???

TheReverend
01-27-2009, 09:08 AM
Honestly, I drink out of straws all the time. I cant stand cold ass ice on my teeth when I take a drink out of a glass.

I dont care if its manly or not. Im not a p***Y like Taco, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I can drink out of a straw and not only do it in style, but not look gay in the process.

Dr Freud would call you gay.

TheReverend
01-27-2009, 09:10 AM
What is the difference between a pass blitz and a run blitz?

The offensive line. Creating a crease for a LB down the middle or rushing the edge of a pocket is different than blitzing a gap that the opposing O-line creates for the run.

dbfan4life
01-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Maybe if you wear some kick ass shades or a cool bracelet and a name badge. Possibilities are endless, really.

Hotrod
01-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Anyone else ever miss spell a word so badly that spell check does not have any idea what your trying to spell???



Yah, me either :)

Meck77
06-01-2009, 07:52 PM
Anybody know if you can search all of craigslist at once for an item? For whatever reason it makes you search individual cities at once from what I can tell. Am I missing that search option?

OABB
06-01-2009, 09:29 PM
does anyone know why the nba thread was locked?

Los Broncos
06-01-2009, 09:31 PM
Yeah I drink my whiskey without a straw, the next dude I see drinking a cocktail with one is getting knocked out.

LonghornBronco
06-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Try bending the straw at the rim of the glass with your index finger, and your middle finger extended.

OABB
06-01-2009, 09:41 PM
if you drink it through your nostril, your pretty manly.

Los Broncos
06-01-2009, 09:46 PM
if you drink it through your nostril, your pretty manly.

What about this?

OABB
06-01-2009, 09:48 PM
What about this?

wtf is that?

Is that from a david lynch movie?

Los Broncos
06-01-2009, 09:48 PM
wtf is that?

Is that from a david lynch movie?

ROFL! I think you can drink through your nose.

worm
06-01-2009, 10:57 PM
Anybody know if you can search all of craigslist at once for an item? For whatever reason it makes you search individual cities at once from what I can tell. Am I missing that search option?

http://www.searchtempest.com/

http://www.crazedlist.org/

Hogan11
06-02-2009, 12:16 AM
You can pull it off if you're a sociopathic bank robber.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4930/vlcsnap00009rs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Awesome, you can't get any cooler than that.

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie?"

Kaylore
06-02-2009, 12:24 AM
http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-things-you-cant-look-cool-doing.html

There's four or five on this list that can be done without looking stupid fairly easily. And if you have some scruff and heavy turtleneck with a black leather coat you can look like a Russian dock worker. That can be kind of "blue collar" cool. So I don't agree with some of this list.

Meck77
06-10-2009, 11:08 AM
Another random question.

I'm trying to access my gmail and for some reason it won't load up. The calendar, documents, photo options seem to be working fine. Can someone with a gmail account tell me if their email is down as well or if it's working?

thanks

Rock Chalk
06-10-2009, 11:10 AM
Another random question.

I'm trying to access my gmail and for some reason it won't load up. The calendar, documents, photo options seem to be working fine. Can someone with a gmail account tell me if their email is down as well or if it's working?

thanks

gmail has been having issues the past two weeks. Its sporadic and not system wide so it has only affected certain accounts.

Give it an hour or so, it should resolve itself.

Meck77
06-10-2009, 11:12 AM
That's what I figured Raenos. Thanks. I'm too dependent on the gmail. When it's down it really hurts my business and starting to piss me off.

Doggcow
06-10-2009, 11:46 AM
http://pen15blog.blogspot.com/2007/08/top-10-things-you-cant-look-cool-doing.html

#2 is way wrong

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Atlas
06-10-2009, 08:26 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

Your either cool or your not if you try to ACT cool you are.
A. Are insecure
B. Are big geeks
C. Are overly Smart or Overly Stupid
D. Have a mommy complex
E. Was sexually abused by an older brother or Sister
F. Gay acting straight
G. Small penis

Meck77
06-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Crazedlist is the ****. Thanks again!

Inkana7
06-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/ninjas-demotivational-posters.jpg

slyinky
06-11-2009, 10:33 AM
Your either cool or your not if you try to ACT cool you are.
A. Are insecure
B. Are big geeks
C. Are overly Smart or Overly Stupid
D. Have a mommy complex
E. Was sexually abused by an older brother or Sister
F. Gay acting straight
G. Small penis
Your use of the word your is definitely not cool and what's with the "are are" stutter? Yeah, that's not cool either.

Los Broncos
06-11-2009, 11:25 AM
Has anyone ever figured out a way for a dude to drink out of a straw and still look cool/manly???

What color snuggie are you wearing today?

oubronco
06-11-2009, 11:28 AM
Well as long as you are comfortable with your masculinity it really shouldn't matter. ;)

But all my other suggestions are dirty and perverse so I will leave it alone.

And I have another random question, just how many current threads are about Spider right now? My goodness.

Do tell we are intrigued :wiggle:

Atlas
06-11-2009, 12:29 PM
Your use of the word your is definitely not cool and what's with the "are are" stutter? Yeah, that's not cool either.

I know I'm not cool. I don't pretend to be. I'm the big dorky guy at the end of the bar. :homer:

As far as the spelling my typing works faster than my brain thus I always spell things wrong and I rarely proofread until after I post it...I never worry about the proper version of there, their or they're.....It's just not important. I'm actually a pretty good with my vocabulary when I'm not on the Mane. I just don't feel it's important. Cool that you think it's important enough topoint out.

My post was supposed to be funny I guess it hit a little too close to home for ya. You one of the poeple that tries to act cool I guess.

slyinky
06-11-2009, 04:52 PM
I know I'm not cool. I don't pretend to be. I'm the big dorky guy at the end of the bar. :homer:

As far as the spelling my typing works faster than my brain thus I always spell things wrong and I rarely proofread until after I post it...I never worry about the proper version of there, their or they're.....It's just not important. I'm actually a pretty good with my vocabulary when I'm not on the Mane. I just don't feel it's important. Cool that you think it's important enough topoint out.

My post was supposed to be funny I guess it hit a little too close to home for ya. You one of the poeple that tries to act cool I guess.
Ahh, don't be soo sensitive. It's just, you know, not cool.