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Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 02:46 PM
Tell the truth...

theAPAOps5
01-26-2009, 02:48 PM
Do you even have to ask. That stub makes her sexier

Spider
01-26-2009, 02:49 PM
Tell the truth...

Damn dude I admitted to be willing to hit Betty White ........ of course I would hit it :approve:

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 02:49 PM
Just checking

SonOfLe-loLang
01-26-2009, 02:51 PM
Question is, would she hit spider! Despite the fake boobs, shes obviously a good girl, see her cross? :)

SoDak Bronco
01-26-2009, 02:51 PM
are they real?

bronco militia
01-26-2009, 02:52 PM
who cares!

boob mojo has returned!

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 02:52 PM
are they real?

Not if shes from Southern California.

broncofan7
01-26-2009, 02:53 PM
Of course he would--and especially this one--because she is not capable of running away!

broncofan7
01-26-2009, 02:53 PM
Not if shes from Southern California.

OR Dallas.

broncofan7
01-26-2009, 02:54 PM
Tell the truth...

Where did you find this picture? Did you google one legged bimbos? LOL

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 02:55 PM
Where did you find this picture? Did you google one legged bimbos? LOL

Would you hit it is what I typed :)

broncofan7
01-26-2009, 02:58 PM
Would you hit it is what I typed :)

Don't lie. Hey, to each his own;)

Spider
01-26-2009, 02:59 PM
Fake boobs ? no concern of mine ....

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 02:59 PM
Don't lie. Hey, to each his own;)

Maybe your right, I have no luck with women on two sticks maybe try one?

Or the local burn center.

Spider
01-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Maybe your right, I have no luck with women on two sticks maybe try one?

Or the local burn center.

Best place to get lucky is a maternity ward . find the ones without Husbands . you know damn well they put out

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 03:02 PM
Best place to get lucky is a maternity ward . find the ones without Husbands . you know damn well they put out

Good call, maybe I'll try a church.

Spider
01-26-2009, 03:04 PM
Good call, maybe I'll try a church.

LOL church ? those girls dont go pay per view women in the bedroom .... But might get lucky ;D

Los Broncos
01-26-2009, 03:05 PM
LOL church ? those girls dont go pay per view women in the bedroom .... But might get lucky ;D

If you want family mined woman it would be a good place.

Other than that, it would be a sin.

Tombstone RJ
01-26-2009, 03:05 PM
I bet her name is Ilene. If she's oriental, her name is Irene...

Spider
01-26-2009, 03:06 PM
I bet her name is Ilene. If she's oriental, her name is Irene...

Oh that was bad ;D

broncofan7
01-26-2009, 03:07 PM
I bet her name is Ilene. If she's oriental, her name is Irene...

:rofl:

theAPAOps5
01-26-2009, 03:07 PM
I bet her name is Ilene. If she's oriental, her name is Irene...

:spit:

I was watching Talk Soup on E! channel this weekend. They show funny clips from talk shows, soap operas, reality shows, etc. Well now they show clips from Japanese game shows. This one show had a guy dress up as Louie Armstrong and he sang What a Wonderful World......

ohiobronco2
01-26-2009, 03:37 PM
:spit:

I was watching Talk Soup on E! channel this weekend. They show funny clips from talk shows, soap operas, reality shows, etc. Well now they show clips from Japanese game shows. This one show had a guy dress up as Louie Armstrong and he sang What a Wonderful World......

I saw Joel Mchale in Cincy last week. Was very funny. It's no longer talk soup, just the soup.

oubronco
01-26-2009, 03:59 PM
**** Spider I'd nail the shyt outta that

Raider9175
01-26-2009, 04:29 PM
Where did you find this picture? Did you google one legged bimbos? LOL

Probably is his sister. :peace:

BroncoMan4ever
01-26-2009, 04:40 PM
I'd Hit It.

DomCasual
01-26-2009, 04:43 PM
I was expecting a follow up message stating she had a penis - as soon as Spider said he'd hit it.

You people disappoint me.

bronco militia
01-26-2009, 04:54 PM
http://images.swagster.com/images/200512080727061548swag_image.jpg

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

if you're interested

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=2783

Spider
01-26-2009, 04:55 PM
I was expecting a follow up message stating she had a penis - as soon as Spider said he'd hit it.

You people disappoint me.

there is no way that could have a penis .........

Spider
01-26-2009, 04:56 PM
http://images.swagster.com/images/200512080727061548swag_image.jpg

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

if you're interested

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=2783

giving the fact that bed side skills are not as refined as my people skills , this would be the perfect date , she cant slap **** out of me

bronco militia
01-26-2009, 04:57 PM
giving the fact that bed side skills are not as refined as my people skills , this would be the perfect date , she cant slap **** out of me

Hilarious!

she probably couldn't steal your wallet either

Spider
01-26-2009, 04:59 PM
Hilarious!

she probably couldn't steal your wallet either

;D the perfect date . but hell after an half hour she would have all of my money anyway

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:01 PM
Oh dear God, being choked by fumes of rampant sex freaks...BTW Spider, she also could not give you a hand job, just saying.

Please return to your regularly schedule male piggery. I am going to start my own thread about what I would hit......with my car. ;)

Spider
01-26-2009, 05:04 PM
Oh dear God, being choked by fumes of rampant sex freaks...BTW Spider, she also could not give you a hand job, just saying. with a body like that , i am willing to sacrifice ;D

Please return to your regularly schedule male piggery. I am going to start my own thread about what I would hit......with my car. ;)

;D i know I am safe I wouldnt be on that list

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:08 PM
with a body like that , i am willing to sacrifice ;D



;D i know I am safe I wouldnt be on that list

Okay sweetie, you go with that theory...will be so much sweeter as it is unexpected. :-*

Spider
01-26-2009, 05:09 PM
Okay sweetie, you go with that theory...will be so much sweeter as it is unexpected. :-*

LOL .... Ok i will be your valentine. dont need to drop any more hints ;D

CHANGSTER
01-26-2009, 05:15 PM
I bet her name is Ilene. If she's oriental, her name is Irene...

Buahahahaha

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:42 PM
LOL .... Ok i will be your valentine. dont need to drop any more hints ;D

I thought some dude on here was your valentine. Beside I already told you my 3 rules of dating, no married guys, their wives have guns and I like my head attached to my shoulders.

Spider
01-26-2009, 05:43 PM
I thought some dude on here was your valentine. Beside I already told you my 3 rules of dating, no married guys, their wives have guns and I like my head attached to my shoulders.

LOL you notice he hasnt bothered me since ...... as for your rules , I am really banking on the getting drunk and no rules part ;D

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:48 PM
LOL you notice he hasnt bothered me since ...... as for your rules , I am really banking on the getting drunk and no rules part ;D

Okay well, good luck to you getting to Castle Rock tonight then. :peace:

elsid13
01-26-2009, 05:48 PM
Oh dear God, being choked by fumes of rampant sex freaks...BTW Spider, she also could not give you a hand job, just saying.

Please return to your regularly schedule male piggery. I am going to start my own thread about what I would hit......with my car. ;)

This wouldn't be a problem if you embraced your inner lesbian.

Spider
01-26-2009, 05:50 PM
Okay well, good luck to you getting to Castle Rock tonight then. :peace:

my truck is fast but not that fast;D

elsid13
01-26-2009, 05:51 PM
my truck is fast but not that fast;D

With the rainbows on the side of it, I figure that you would able to go warp drive Spidy

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:52 PM
This wouldn't be a problem if you embraced your inner lesbian.

Oh I embrace my inner lesbian all the time, but that's a whole different story involving duct tape, piano wire and a midget. :wiggle:

Spider
01-26-2009, 05:53 PM
With the rainbows on the side of it, I figure that you would able to go warp drive Spidy

I got your rainbows right here

Dukes
01-26-2009, 05:54 PM
She's still gorgeous

SureShot
01-26-2009, 05:55 PM
LOL you notice he hasnt bothered me since ...... as for your rules , I am really banking on the getting drunk and no rules part ;D

What the hell is going on? You mean to tell me I can't give Spider **** without using a smiley? I thought this was understood?

:P :thumbsup: :-* 8') :welcome: :wiggle: :spit: :D

Miss I.
01-26-2009, 05:55 PM
I got your rainbows right here

Here I have a song that I think adequately addresses your boys' special relationship:

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Happy Valentines Day Boys! :twokisses :-*

SureShot
01-26-2009, 05:55 PM
and yes I would hit it......twice.

elsid13
01-26-2009, 06:20 PM
Oh I embrace my inner lesbian all the time, but that's a whole different story involving duct tape, piano wire and a midget. :wiggle:

Well make sure you video tape it the next time. I need to make some quick cash and freaks will always pay good money for something that involves a midget......

SureShot
01-26-2009, 06:37 PM
[QUOTE=bronco militia;2267750]http://images.swagster.com/images/200512080727061548swag_image.jpg

Are you sure that isn't a mannequin?

C130Herkload
01-26-2009, 10:04 PM
23252

Just sayin.....

OBF1
01-26-2009, 11:51 PM
Spiders taste in women:

16-60 blind, cripple or crazy.... all 3 would be a match made in heaven

XXXII
06-20-2009, 10:24 AM
A. I think Spider would hit it.
B. WHo is the chick with an inner lesbian? She seems a little confused and possibly emotionally damaged. I mean duct tape and piano wire?

oubronco
06-20-2009, 11:30 AM
Tell the truth...

the hell with spider I'd knock the bottom outta that

Baba Booey
06-20-2009, 12:10 PM
Would you hit it is what I typed :)

:rofl: