View Full Version : the official nickname thread for Philip Rivers
you hate him. i hate him. even his mom hates him. so now's the time to pick a nickname for this obnoxious turd.
my suggestions.
1) le pettite douchebag. can't get more self-explanatory than that. and making him sound french adds to the insult.
2) marmalard. see animal house.
3) phyliss. because he throws like a girl.
none of mine are great, but i expect the mane to come up with some exceptional ones. feel free to chime in with your own suggestions (sparkies fans excluded).
crazyhorse
01-04-2009, 07:06 PM
you hate him. i hate him. even his mom hates him. so now's the time to pick a nickname for this obnoxious turd.
my suggestions.
1) le pettite douchebag. can't get more self-explanatory than that. and making him sound french adds to the insult.
2) marmalard. see animal house.
3) phyliss. because he throws like a girl.
none of mine are great, but i expect the mane to come up with some exceptional ones. feel free to chime in with your own suggestions (sparkies fans excluded).
For the sake of offering something on the subject:
Phillip the dildo, or
Phildo.
sirhcyennek81
01-04-2009, 07:20 PM
Honestly this should be a thread that comes up next season before we play them, not a week after we let them score 52 points.
:Broncos:
Rock Chalk
01-04-2009, 07:42 PM
Phillip "I OWN Cutler" Rivers.
Ironlung
01-04-2009, 07:44 PM
gee, good one.
Bronx33
01-04-2009, 07:45 PM
Nipb
How about "I'm still playing and your not"
TheDave
01-04-2009, 07:50 PM
Philip "I just hung 52 on you" Rivers
Crushaholic
01-04-2009, 07:52 PM
The Comeback Kid
BoiseBluTurf
01-04-2009, 07:55 PM
How about winner... I HATE the mo-fo and I swear at the tv like he can hear me when ever he is on... but... dude can play and he leads by example. He plays his ass off each and every play! He will always be a jack ass... but on the field... he has my respect as a player... and oh yea... there are a lot of players and fans in the league that hate our guy but I see Cuttler as a competitive sob that doesn't like to lose! Bronco bias? YOU BET!
It seems some what hypritical to rip on Rivers demeaner and ignor Cutlers at the same time.
That is all,
Michael
Honestly this should be a thread that comes up next season before we play them, not a week after we let them score 52 points.
:Broncos:
it's never too soon to mock Rivers.
...besides, you just know that when Rivers was a kid, he was the kind of kid who did stupid stuff like this (see below).
http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/OnlyinMiddleSchool.jpg
DB-Freak
01-04-2009, 08:04 PM
it's never too soon to mock Rivers.
...besides, you just know that when Rivers was a kid, he was the kind of kid who did stupid stuff like this (see below).
http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/OnlyinMiddleSchool.jpg
Yea I'm sure a jock like him was like that.
SoDak Bronco
01-04-2009, 08:06 PM
he is a dbag
How about winner... I HATE the mo-fo and I swear at the tv like he can hear me when ever he is on... but... dude can play and he leads by example. He plays his ass off each and every play! He will always be a jack ass... but on the field... he has my respect as a player... and oh yea... there are a lot of players and fans in the league that hate our guy but I see Cuttler as a competitive sob that doesn't like to lose! Bronco bias? YOU BET!
It seems some what hypritical to rip on Rivers demeaner and ignor Cutlers at the same time.
That is all,
Michael
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BroncoMan4ever
01-04-2009, 08:10 PM
i say we get rid of this thread until we actually beat him more than once, and in a better way than a strange call.
you can't exactly burn a dude who does nothing but kick our ass.
once we kick his ass a few times, then we can give him **** and laugh at the goofy bastard, til then we can't talk about him, which pisses me the **** off.
Captain 'Dre
01-04-2009, 08:12 PM
Honestly this should be a thread that comes up next season before we play them, not a week after we let them score 52 points.
:Broncos:
Mr. Buzzkill!
Bronx33
01-04-2009, 08:12 PM
How about winner... I HATE the mo-fo and I swear at the tv like he can hear me when ever he is on... but... dude can play and he leads by example. He plays his ass off each and every play! He will always be a jack ass... but on the field... he has my respect as a player... and oh yea... there are a lot of players and fans in the league that hate our guy but I see Cuttler as a competitive sob that doesn't like to lose! Bronco bias? YOU BET!
It seems some what hypritical to rip on Rivers demeaner and ignor Cutlers at the same time.
That is all,
Michael
Yep you are right on all accounts but hes still a douchebag :approve:
i say we get rid of this thread until we actually beat him more than once, and in a better way than a strange call.
you can't exactly burn a dude who does nothing but kick our ass.
once we kick his ass a few times, then we can give him **** and laugh at the goofy bastard, til then we can't talk about him, which pisses me the **** off.
exactly
it cracks me up that they propped the rivalry between him and Cutler so much...it is only a rivalry in my opinion when one side is not constantly effing the other one at will
then it is dominance...which yes, makes me hate him and wish he was dead, but you cannot argue with the fact that he has done a lot more than us lately
BoiseBluTurf
01-04-2009, 08:17 PM
Yep you are right on all accounts but hes still a douchebag :approve:
You are right!
How about "I'm not John Elway"
oh that's taken.
Miss I.
01-04-2009, 08:19 PM
Just a thought (and I am sure I will be ruthlessly and rightfully mocked here), but what about finding one for Jay that makes sense. I mean Plummer had the snake thing (also the flake and few other names I am sure), but did we ever settle one on Jay? I mean I recall a thread a while back on this topic, but nothing that seemed very catchy.
As for Philherup, I am particial to Phildo or Phyllis myself. Though douchebag fits too. But I also agree at this point it seems kind of like bad timing to nick name a guy who just kicked ours and Indy's heinies.
lazarus4444
01-04-2009, 08:28 PM
it's never too soon to mock Rivers.
...besides, you just know that when Rivers was a kid, he was the kind of kid who did stupid stuff like this (see below).
http://www.uberg33k.com/albums/Funny/OnlyinMiddleSchool.jpg
LOL LOL LOL LOL
theAPAOps5
01-04-2009, 08:29 PM
The guy is good, no doubt about that. But I have and always will call him Phillis!
Captain 'Dre
01-04-2009, 08:36 PM
It seems some what hypritical to rip on Rivers demeaner and ignor Cutlers at the same time.l
No effing kidding! I'm totally embarrased by Jay, whether it's post game press conferences, pointing fingers at teammates, or bragging about his arm strength while zinging passes off the hands of the wideouts because he refuses to put any "touch" on the ball.
Even so, I'd gladly overlook a whole lot of this, if only he'd WIN more often.
Captain 'Dre
01-04-2009, 08:38 PM
The guy is good, no doubt about that. But I have and always will call him Phillis!
I like this one, because he throws like a girl, and he runs like a girl.
Unfortunately, he kicks our @55E5 like Chuck Norris! ugh!~
BoiseBluTurf
01-04-2009, 09:12 PM
No effing kidding! I'm totally embarrased by Jay, whether it's post game press conferences, pointing fingers at teammates, or bragging about his arm strength while zinging passes off the hands of the wideouts because he refuses to put any "touch" on the ball.
Even so, I'd gladly overlook a whole lot of this, if only he'd WIN more often.
Whoooo whooo I didn't say that and I sure don't mean that... I'm not embarrased by Jay in the least... on the contrary... I love his bravado... listen.... if you are going to lead a football team you better be sure of your self and you better hate to lose... thats all I see in Jay... and Rivers for that matter... guys that believe they can win no matter the situation and no matter the mistake they made on the last play... I love that! Dude is the guy I would want leading me! Its not about the last play... its about the next play... he gets it!
that is all,
Michael
boltaneer
01-05-2009, 12:56 AM
Philip "Pat Bowen" Rivers.
/end thread
broncocalijohn
01-05-2009, 01:38 AM
No effing kidding! I'm totally embarrased by Jay, whether it's post game press conferences, pointing fingers at teammates, or bragging about his arm strength while zinging passes off the hands of the wideouts because he refuses to put any "touch" on the ball.
Even so, I'd gladly overlook a whole lot of this, if only he'd WIN more often.
exactly! It seems like soooo many here are just jealous of the guy. I am not a fan of Rivers but i think he is a proven winner over Jay. Bag on Rivers but when it faces the same crap with Cutler, no one is saying anything to thwart the hypocrisy we show here. They can have the same threads over at the Chargers site and the only difference is that Rivers has won every game but one and that was the Hochuli game where Cutler muffs a ball without anyone touching him in a crucial time. Face it broncos fans, we look like a bunch of idiots. Just admit that he is an A$$ because he owns us and knows it. It is a lot easier to deal with it once you admit it.
tsiguy96
01-05-2009, 01:41 AM
phillis "im not really a better QB then cutler but i will own broncos D every single week" rivers
to say he beats cutler is assinine, he beats the broncos defense.
Ratboy
01-05-2009, 01:58 AM
Phillip "I OWN Cutler" Rivers.
Yeah, except Cutler doesn't play defense.
Play2win
01-05-2009, 02:23 AM
Phyllis Diller
http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/phyllis.jpg http://images.chron.com/blogs/tmi/diller%2Bon%2Bstage.JPGcommand%20GetPreview&library%20Photo%2BArchive&RecID%201145025&Filename%20diller%2Bon%2Bstage.jpg
tsiguy96
01-05-2009, 02:33 AM
No effing kidding! I'm totally embarrased by Jay, whether it's post game press conferences, pointing fingers at teammates, or bragging about his arm strength while zinging passes off the hands of the wideouts because he refuses to put any "touch" on the ball.
Even so, I'd gladly overlook a whole lot of this, if only he'd WIN more often.
yea because, ya know, jay loses us so many games. having the 30th ranked defense in the NFL has no effect on our W-L record. being 5-2 when we score over 30 pts doesnt either (yea, we lost twice when we scored over 30 pts this year). shattering every bronco passing record also doesnt matter, our losses are all jays fault. hes already throwing almost 40 times a game because we didnt have any running backs, and was playing from behind half the time because the defense could never make a timely stop.
you are the true definition of what bronco fans shouldnt be.
Meck77
01-05-2009, 02:51 AM
It appears we've been humbled. I can't run any rivers smak either.
GoBroncos DownUnder
01-05-2009, 06:18 AM
I'll TRY to make this my ONLY post here, because I think Rivers is a douche, with a loud mouth, who DID have a great year, so full credit to him! :notworthy
Despite one OBVIOUS observation I made all year:
Phillip "Thank god my RB's can catch or else you'd see how average I really am" Rivers
Garcia Bronco
01-05-2009, 06:26 AM
He might be all those things, but you can call him successful as well.
Blart
01-05-2009, 06:36 AM
After my first French boyfriend,
Filipe Rivière
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:39 AM
Hi my name is Phillip "I dread the day I don't have LT and Darren to save my ass because I'm not as accurate as everyone thinks I am" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:39 AM
Phillip "I beat the Broncos, then pray for them to hand the season back to us" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:40 AM
Phillip "I am starting to get love on the Orange mane Finally, maybe I can find a date" RIvers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:41 AM
Phillip "I don't need a date I have Norv" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:41 AM
Phillip "I wonder if I'm as annoying as my mom says I am" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:42 AM
Phillip "I throw like I've dislocated my shoulder before reachign for something up Norv Turners ass,,, I hope no one notices" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:43 AM
Phillip "I look like a kid everyone hated back in High School" Rivers
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 06:45 AM
And I'm done, sorry had to get my anger out, I really dis-like that guy.
MileHighMagic
01-05-2009, 06:59 AM
Hillbilly
He throws like he has the arms of a T-Rex.
supermanhr9
01-05-2009, 07:02 AM
Hillbilly
He throws like he has the arms of a T-Rex.
HAHAHAHAHA,,, perfect analogy
Hogan11
01-05-2009, 07:26 AM
When talking about Rivers, I generally just refer to him as ****face.
After my first French boyfriend,
Filipe Rivière
LOL I love it our resident Bronco fans do not give you shiit for being an openly gay fan on this board, I think that speaks to the quality of the people that post here.
Philip "Potty mouth" Rivers
Captain 'Dre
01-07-2009, 10:11 PM
Whoooo whooo I didn't say that and I sure don't mean that... I'm not embarrased by Jay in the least... on the contrary... I love his bravado... listen.... if you are going to lead a football team you better be sure of your self and you better hate to lose... thats all I see in Jay... and Rivers for that matter... guys that believe they can win no matter the situation and no matter the mistake they made on the last play... I love that! Dude is the guy I would want leading me! Its not about the last play... its about the next play... he gets it!
If Jay can't back up his tough talk, then it's not bravado... it's stupidity.
His comment as he was leaving the field after the Charger game-- after his team got their butts kicked 52-21-- was: "Indy'll handle 'em pretty good".
Even if Jay had been right, it would have sounded like a sour grapes comment. But now, with San Diego having beaten Peyton Manning and the Colts, Jay just looks like a pouty moron.
If I had a kid brother who acted with this kind of arrogance, I'd kick his ass.
Broncochica
01-07-2009, 10:15 PM
When talking about Rivers, I generally just refer to him as ****face.
LOL Ditto, I also like Phyllis Rivers! ;D
Cito Pelon
01-08-2009, 06:45 AM
you hate him. i hate him. even his mom hates him. so now's the time to pick a nickname for this obnoxious turd.
my suggestions.
1) le pettite douchebag. can't get more self-explanatory than that. and making him sound french adds to the insult.
2) marmalard. see animal house.
3) phyliss. because he throws like a girl.
none of mine are great, but i expect the mane to come up with some exceptional ones. feel free to chime in with your own suggestions (sparkies fans excluded).
My god, what a bunch of candyass punk Bronco fans we have on this board. Makes me ashamed to be a Bronco fan.
How about for a nickname we use:
3 Consecutive AFC West Division Title Winning QB.
Grow up and be an adult.
Garcia Bronco
01-08-2009, 06:57 AM
"Winner"?
Circle Orange
01-08-2009, 07:07 AM
Honestly this should be a thread that comes up next season before we play them, not a week after we let them score 52 points.
:Broncos:
It does seem like a hollow 'victory.' Especially if they land in the Bowl.
theAPAOps5
01-08-2009, 07:54 AM
My god, what a bunch of candyass punk Bronco fans we have on this board. Makes me ashamed to be a Bronco fan.
How about for a nickname we use:
3 Consecutive AFC West Division Title Winning QB.
Grow up and be an adult.
Hypocrite
B-Love
01-08-2009, 09:02 AM
I try to sleep
they're wide awake
they won't let me alone
they don't get paid
to take vacations
or let me alone.
They spy on me
I try to hide
they won't let me alone
they persucute me
they're the judge and jury
all in one
heh heh heh heh
Northman
01-08-2009, 09:03 AM
When it comes to the Broncos, its simple.
Phillip "Who's Your Daddy" Rivers.