Ha. I just ordered food over the net

[Spider]

Ha! all this time I didnt know you could do it , My wife and kids are down in Ft.Collins Colorado visiting her family , I cant cook , last night i took the truck down to Taco Bell , didnt feel like that tonight , got to messing around on the net , found dominoes .com .........

[baja]

will it be delivered through your printer?

[baja]

Now that's funny

Damn I'm a riot... ;D

[LongDongJohnson]

will it be delivered through your printer?

no silly

they email it to you

[Spider]

will it be delivered through your printer?

I hope not ....... ;D

[SureShot]

I figured you more of a Hungry Man type.

[Spider]

Hey they just got my 2 philly cheese steaks prepped , now they are baking it .... Ha! I love this ****

[Bronx33]

Next step ( being removed from your own house/sleeper with a forklift)

[baja]

sara lee - he'd hit it.

[Spider]

I figured you more of a Hungry Man type.

LOL I should have got some , but I was supposed to leave today , but the wire transfer from Mexico didnt come through , so now I load in SLC monday ....

[Spider]

Next step ( being removed from your own house with a forklift)

:rofl: I am in excellent physical condition

[Spider]

it is in the box and on the way

[Bronx33]

:rofl: I am in excellent physical condition

Compared to????

http://www.blessedquietness.com/jabba.jpg

[Spider]

Compared to????

http://www.blessedquietness.com/jabba.jpg

Ask Blueflame sometime , her and her husband have met me ........

[baja]

hope you were nice on the phone those kids like to spit lungers on those pizzas when the customer is demanding

[baja]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/deaney/snot.jpg

[Spider]

hope you were nice on the phone those kids like to spit lungers on those pizzas when the customer is demanding

I didnt have to use the phone , did it all on line , Keven my delivery expert left the store @ 7:53 ;D

[baja]

delivery expert. ;rotf;

[Miss I.]

I didnt have to use the phone , did it all on line , Keven my delivery expert left the store @ 7:53 ;D

Delivery Expert=Pizza boy is that like Sanitation Engineer = Trashman?

[Spider]

well I was kinda disappointed my Delivery expert is Keven , I was hoping for a delivery expert named Debbie and having a porno type of night ......... sucks to be me ;D

[Bronx33]

well I was kinda disappointed my Delivery expert is Keven , I was hoping for a delivery expert named Debbie and having a porno type of night ......... sucks to be me ;D


You should have ordered a hooker over the net then. duhhhhhhhhhh

[Spider]

You should have ordered a hooker over the net then. duhhhhhhhhhh

ewwwwwwwwwww and pay for it ?

[Miss I.]

well I was kinda disappointed my Delivery expert is Keven , I was hoping for a delivery expert named Debbie and having a porno type of night ......... sucks to be me ;D

obviously it doesn't suck if it wasn't Debbie at the door....well unless you like Keven in a special way.

[Spider]

obviously it doesn't suck if it wasn't Debbie at the door....well unless you like Keven in a special way.

no debbie , just kevin ..............

[Malcontent]

Right now, some poor sapp named Keven is totally unaware he is the main feature of a Spider thread on the mane. Whadda crazy world....

[skpac1001]

Right now, some poor sapp named Keven is totally unaware he is the main feature of a Spider thread on the mane. Whadda crazy world....

The really sad thing is, Kevin is desperately hoping he is delivering to Debbie, but instead the door will open and two disappointed guys will look at each other.

[TDmvp]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

[skpac1001]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

:rofl:

[Miss I.]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

:rofl: ROFL! Hilarious! LOL

[Spider]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

That was uncalled for ......................... but :rofl:

[Miss I.]

That was uncalled for ......................... but :rofl:

Yes, of course it was uncalled for..you ordered it on line, so it was typed for...geeze Spider ;D

[Florida_Bronco]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

Good one!

:rofl: :thanku:

[baja]

poor Kevin has no idea how close he was to going from Delivery to Deliverance, ..... In 30mins or less ...

lol He'd hit it for sure.

pizza, candle light, kevin.....

[Los Broncos]

Is it off season mode?

[KipCorrington25]

Wow, is it 1997?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

When they invent Star Trek transporter technology, we're all going to get terrible food beamed to our houses. Obesity will skyrocket.

Fortunately 10 years later they'll invent a way to beam the fat out of your body. Then there will be malpractice lawsuits when someone accidentally beams a dude's heart out of his body.

[baja]

or brain

[Chris]

internet food is more fattening

[Spider]

Fat ? fat can be cool check this out .......
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[oubronco]

Fat ? fat can be cool check this out .......
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OMG LOL

[broncosteven]

I would purchase this domain name ASAP Spider.

Internetthroatpunch.com

Just think of the possibilities.

Some geek sitting in his basement orders an Internetthroatpunch and 2 min later gets an email stating: "Spider, your Internets Throat Punch delivery expert has left his truck stop at 3:55am"

[Miss I.]

I would purchase this domain name ASAP Spider.

Internetthroatpunch.com

Just think of the possibilities.

Some geek sitting in his basement orders an Internetthroatpunch and 2 min later gets an email stating: "Spider, your Internets Throat Punch delivery expert has left his truck stop at 3:55am"

:rofl: :thumbs:

I also think Spider should have his own throat punching smilie, but I haven't quite figured out how to make that...better the throat punch be made into a smilie then a picture of his other favorite phrase "I'd hit that."

[Dagmar]

Dominoes = Nutjob christians.

[Miss I.]

Dominoes = Nutjob christians.

well that would explain why the pizza makes me sick. It's like giving communion to Damien.

[Spider]

Elsid13 and Baja getting their freak on ;D
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[Miss I.]

Elsid13 and Baja getting their freak on ;D
1. I will never think of Pour Some Sugar on Me in the same way again. Thanks Spider, you sick bast..person. ;D
2. Too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be like most guys downloading porn or something? Unless this is your kind of porn. Better then the sheep I guess. :wiggle:

[SureShot]

Only Spider.....

[rugbythug]

Dominoes = Nutjob christians.

Rusty Shackleford=nutjob/nonchristian

[Spider]

1. I will never think of Pour Some Sugar on Me in the same way again. Thanks Spider, you sick bast..person. ;D
2. Too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be like most guys downloading porn or something? Unless this is your kind of porn. Better then the sheep I guess. :wiggle:

Dont blame me , Blame elsid for making the video ;D

[Miss I.]

Dont blame me , Blame elsid for making the video ;D

Oh I blame you for posting it you devious man. Now I have to put away all my Def Leppard albums. Besides don't kid yourself, you know you would hit that.;D

[Spider]

Oh I blame you for posting it you devious man. Now I have to put away all my Def Leppard albums. Besides don't kid yourself, you know you would hit that.;D

good thing about having low standards ;D

[Dagmar]

Rusty Shackleford=nutjob/nonchristian

OK this is my last post here. I am not a preachy person. I am not trying to change how other people behave. I was just giving voice to my own thoughts on girls in various states of undress. We all have different standards todays world is rife with sexuall images. I wish there was much less of it. And it is a constant day to day battle for me to avoid it.
/ponder
Try to avoid it yourself for 10 days.

This is something I do because this is the standard the Bible lays out.

Quote:
Matthew Chapter 5
27"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'[e] 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

Yup. I'm the nutjob.

[elsid13]

Elsid13 and Baja getting their freak on ;D
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OK I see spider wants to make this interesting. For the record you put 15 of me together and I would still weigh less then either of the two on the video.

[elsid13]

Spider Now that the wife is away decided to work on his dance moves.

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[Spider]

Elsid13 trying out for a show called Americas got talent ........
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[Bronx33]

All i can say is wow.

[elsid13]

Something that Spider would "hit"

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[Miss I.]

I find both of you amusing, out of curiosity is this fight a genuine show of animosity or two guys just messing with each other humorously?

[Spider]

Elsid doing jumping jacks ..........
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[Spider]

I find both of you amusing, out of curiosity is this fight a genuine show of animosity or two guys just messing with each other humorously?
can you keep a secret ?































































































































































































































so can I ;D

[Miss I.]

can you keep a secret ?
so can I ;D

Oh I got it. So you 2 are in love with each other. Too bad, I thought Elsid had higher standards. ;D

[Spider]

Oh I got it. So you 2 are in love with each other. Too bad, I thought Elsid had higher standards. ;D

LOL he has you fooled

[elsid13]

Spider the video just posted, is why you shouldn't order food over the internet.

And yes I just puked.

[elsid13]

Oh I got it. So you 2 are in love with each other. Too bad, I thought Elsid had higher standards. ;D

I do, I actually prefer females on two legs vs four hooves like Spider.

[baja]

Spider Now that the wife is away decided to work on his dance moves.

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Is it any wonder this species is slated for extension.

[elsid13]

BTW I found Hotrod theme song

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[Spider]

not very well known is , Baja makes all of his money running a self defense school in Cabo .. here he is with the help of Hotrod and elsid ........
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[Spider]

Spider the video just posted, is why you shouldn't order food over the internet.

And yes I just puked.

LOL I found one I couldnt even post .......... you tube Milkshake , even I said ewwwwwwwww

[Miss I.]

Seriously, Spider, why can't you download porn like most men? And I don't mean the ones with sheep...geeze. . And seriously, leave that poor Kevin kid alone. 30 Minutes or less is a time to deliver "Pizza" nothing else. Enjoy the playoffs buddy

[Spider]

Seriously, Spider, why can't you download porn like most men? And I don't mean the ones with sheep...geeze. I stopped watching porn after having daughters ..... . And seriously, leave that poor Kevin kid alone. 30 Minutes or less is a time to deliver "Pizza" nothing else. Ha! I knew you wanted me ..... Jealousy Enjoy the playoffs buddy

;D falcon qb just threw a pick

[Miss I.]

1. That's nice. You are a good guy Spider.
2. Jealous? Hardly, the dominoes guys are never as good as Papa's Johns.
3. Go AZ!

[gunns]

Where you going to be in SLC tomorrow?

[Spider]

Where you going to be in SLC tomorrow?

I am here now , Sapp Bros truckstop I 15 and California street , I load tomorrow 7.2 miles north of here ......... I wish I would have seen this earlier

[Spider]

exit 28 off of 215 ........ going to see if there is truck parking Sapp Bros is full

[Spider]

well looks like i will be here a little longer...........So far this morning I started 2 political arguments ........ it isnt even noon yet ;D