whew I did it

[Spider]

I pmed Doom crew told him what was going on , I had a high dollar load on , got into a little confrontation outside of Moab Utah , got through that ok , but then 70 was closed , it opened , did from Fruita colo to Denver 4 hours flat , then thought I had smooth sailing from Denver to Ill ....wrong got nailed in Kansas by an ice storm , made it to exit 53 Colby Kansas , shut down got up this morning ,rolled some tires and got me some gone , showed up to unload , the bastards wasnt going to unload me until Jan 3 rd , make a long story short , Security got called , I insulted everyone there , but I got unloaded ;D

[Miss I.]

I pmed Doom crew told him what was going on , I had a high dollar load on , got into a little confrontation outside of Moab Utah , got through that ok , but then 70 was closed , it opened , did from Fruita colo to Denver 4 hours flat , then thought I had smooth sailing from Denver to Ill ....wrong got nailed in Kansas by an ice storm , made it to exit 53 Colby Kansas , shut down got up this morning ,rolled some tires and got me some gone , showed up to unload , the bastards wasnt going to unload me until Jan 3 rd , make a long story short , Security got called , I insulted everyone there , but I got unloaded ;D

you know Spider, you really do have mad people skills, in that you make people mad, tee hee. I um am glad you dropped your load, um, I mean unloaded your truck. ;D

[Spider]

you know Spider, you really do have mad people skills, in that you make people mad, tee hee. I um am glad you dropped your load, um, I mean unloaded your truck. ;D

;D here is the kicker though .......... i was the decoy , last one to leave the place where we loaded , first one to show up to unload ... I did all that as a decoy ..... still kinda pissed off .......i sure could use a back rub right now :welcome:

[Miss I.]

;D here is the kicker though .......... i was the decoy , last one to leave the place where we loaded , first one to show up to unload ... I did all that as a decoy ..... still kinda pissed off .......i sure could use a back rub right now :welcome:

A back rum, hmmm, well my friend Dan gives good one or so I understand from my friend Roni. Want me to send him over:rofl:

[Spider]

A back rum, hmmm, well my friend Dan gives good one or so I understand from my friend Roni. Want me to send him over:rofl:

;D only if h wears falsies and a dress

[Miss I.]

;D only if h wears falsies and a dress

Dang you are picky. So just the fact that I call him Nancy wont' do it hmmm. Well he was Navy so he might do falsies and a dress for you.

[Spider]

Dang you are picky. So just the fact that I call him Nancy wont' do it hmmm. Well he was Navy so he might do falsies and a dress for you.;D even i got standards

[Miss I.]

;D even i got standards

You? You have standards? Just what would those be? Alive and mostly female?

[Spider]

You? You have standards? Just what would those be? Alive and mostly female?

yeah having all their limbs is optional ;D

[Miss I.]

yeah having all their limbs is optional ;D

Please excuse me in my drunken state (drank a lovely bottle of wine) but um what limbs are optional and how do you define limb?:twokisses

[Spider]

Please excuse me in my drunken state (drank a lovely bottle of wine) but um what limbs are optional and how do you define limb?:twokisses

;D arms, legs .........and no artificial limbs they can use as a weapon ........I do need to work more on my bedside manner skills ;D

[Miss I.]

;D arms, legs .........and no artificial limbs they can use as a weapon ........I do need to work more on my bedside manner skills ;D

So you are working on your beside manner to get beyond, "Hey beyotch, get me my beer and turn on the Broncos game." Good to know.

[Spider]

So you are working on your beside manner to get beyond, "Hey beyotch, get me my beer and turn on the Broncos game." Good to know.

Foreplay= Wake up Biatch it is time ;D

[Miss I.]

Foreplay= Wake up Biatch it is time ;D

Getting all hot and bothered thinking of such sweet words. Oh wait, that coudl be the bottle of wine I drank or my low standards who knows. Guess I should stop, any minute now APA may come in and tell us to get a room, though technically this is a chat room so it sort of counts in a virtual room sense.

[Spider]

Getting all hot and bothered thinking of such sweet words. Oh wait, that coudl be the bottle of wine I drank or my low standards who knows. Guess I should stop, any minute now APA may come in and tell us to get a room, though technically this is a chat room so it sort of counts in a virtual room sense.

:wiggle: what can I say I am a hopeless romantic

[Miss I.]

:wiggle: what can I say I am a hopeless romantic

a fact I am sure your lovely wife appreciates

[Spider]

a fact I am sure your lovely wife appreciates

She used to .......

[Miss I.]

She used to .......

5 kids, I bet she would still appreciate it studmuffin.

[Spider]

5 kids, I bet she would still appreciate it studmuffin.

;D 6 and no she doesnt even bother to call me .......

[Miss I.]

;D 6 and no she doesnt even bother to call me .......

oops lost count, just like I did on the wine, oops. Well you know I heard a rumor, that phones work both ways (kind of like being bi-sexual) and the hubby can call the wife and start the dirty, ahem loving affectionate talk.

[Spider]

oops lost count, just like I did on the wine, oops. Well you know I heard a rumor, that phones work both ways (kind of like being bi-sexual) and the hubby can call the wife and start the dirty, ahem loving affectionate talk.

In 17 years , been there done that ......

[Los Broncos]

Good to see you made and your OK.

And I must say your people skills have improved, you didn't call me a b**** in any of those PM"S. :thumbs:

[Miss I.]

In 17 years , been there done that ......

surprised it wasn't, been there hit that, Mr. Spider guy. But congrats on 17 years, that's impressive.

[Spider]

Good to see you made and your ok.

And I must say your people skills have improved, you didn't call me a b**** in any of those PM"S. :thumbs:

LOL .........Well check this out , I come rolling in through the gate 4 hours ahead of Schedule , pull up on the scale , grab my paper work , walk into the office , and this guy said I got bad news grinning from ear to ear , I said what is it ? he said i cant unload you until Jan 3 rd ....A first i thought he was joking , then he said no seriously , I cant unload you until jan 3 rd ...... I blew a gasket , I said your punk ass better get on the phone and call someone , my truck isnt moving until it is unloaded , and if I have to I will unload it myself and you WILL NOT LIKE IT .Now mother ****er get on the phone ....... He said I will call security , I said you can call the National mother ****ing guard for all I care you silly bastard .....Needless to say ,some suits showed up with Security , i got unloaded with in 15 minutes ;D ..... the fun part was , after i was unloaded , the same guy looked at me and said , you have to leave the property right now , I said damn I was hoping to park in the parking lot and you take to me your house so I can get some p***Y off your woman ...... Security guard stepped in asked me to stop provoking a fight ;D

[Spider]

surprised it wasn't, been there hit that, Mr. Spider guy. But congrats on 17 years, that's impressive.

;D thanks ...... i was in it for the long haul , I talk alot of crap ,but I have never cheated on her , but that streak might come to an end if I meet the right woman

[Los Broncos]

LOL .........Well check this out , I come rolling in through the gate 4 hours ahead of Schedule , pull up on the scale , grab my paper work , walk into the office , and this guy said I got bad news grinning from ear to ear , I said what is it ? he said i cant unload you until Jan 3 rd ....A first i thought he was joking , then he said no seriously , I cant unload you until jan 3 rd ...... I blew a gasket , I said your punk ass better get on the phone and call someone , my truck isnt moving until it is unloaded , and if I have to I will unload it myself and you WILL NOT LIKE IT .Now mother ****er get on the phone ....... He said I will call security , I said you can call the National mother ****ing guard for all I care you silly bastard .....Needless to say ,some suits showed up with Security , i got unloaded with in 15 minutes ;D ..... the fun part was , after i was unloaded , the same guy looked at me and said , you have to leave the property right now , I said damn I was hoping to park in the parking lot and you take to me your house so I can get some p***Y off your woman ...... Security guard stepped in asked me to stop provoking a fight ;D

This story defies belief Spider, wow.

[Spider]

This story defies belief Spider, wow.

well now i am stuck in Peavy Mo .........watchin football on line

[80smith]

You ever come to chicago?

[Spider]

You ever come to chicago?

try not to ;D but yeah ...

[Sassy]

How come you always start threads that tell us about you acting like an ass? ;D

Just curious ???

[Spider]

How come you always start threads that tell us about you acting like an ass? ;D

Just curious ???

How come you open them and read them ? just curious .......

[Miss I.]

How come you always start threads that tell us about you acting like an ass? ;D

Just curious ???

Well Sassy, I would hazard a guess it's because that is Spider's only behavior. Ha!

[Spider]

Well Sassy, I would hazard a guess it's because that is Spider's only behavior. Ha!

that will be about enough from you sister .........;)

[Miss I.]

that will be about enough from you sister .........;)

Or what? you gonna punch me in the throat.

[Sassy]

How come you open them and read them ? just curious .......

Because from the title you can't always tell...I might be surprised one day :thumbsup: and find a good thread.

[Spider]

Or what? you gonna punch me in the throat.

or viciously rearrange your make up case

[Spider]

Because from the title you can't always tell...I might be surprised one day :thumbsup: and find a good thread.

then thats your problem ...........

[Blueflame]

So did they expect you to just sit there with your truck still loaded and spend both Christmas and New Year's away from your family, with your truck idle waiting for them to finally decide they could unload you? That's not realistic at all. Someone was being an ass, all right... but I don't think it was the truck driver, who was understandably upset by that prospect.

[Spider]

So did they expect you to just sit there with your truck still loaded and spend both Christmas and New Year's away from your family, with your truck idle waiting for them to finally decide they could unload you? That's not realistic at all. Someone was being an ass, all right... but I don't think it was the truck driver, who was understandably upset by that prospect.

yeah he expected me to sit here in st. Louis until Jan 3 rd .........That was not an option ....... But check this out , tomorrow I load at Dow Chemicals here in Peavy Mo , I am not allowed to get out of the truck at any time , they will tarp and strap the load .........

[Blueflame]

yeah he expected me to sit here in st. Louis until Jan 3 rd .........That was not an option ....... But check this out , tomorrow I load at Dow Chemicals here in Peavy Mo , I am not allowed to get out of the truck at any time , they will tarp and strap the load .........

So you're expected to haul a load that you aren't allowed to inspect? If it wasn't properly secured, wouldn't you be the one blamed if the load should slip?

[Spider]

So you're expected to haul a load that you aren't allowed to inspect? If it wasn't properly secured, wouldn't you be the one blamed if the load should slip?

Yep ........ But it gets me home before Christmas ......

[Blueflame]

Yep ........ But it gets me home before Christmas ......

Well, good luck with the load.... and Christmas at home with the family will be fantastic. :thumbsup:

[Spider]

Well, good luck with the load.... and Christmas at home with the family will be fantastic. :thumbsup:

thanks ........ i sure hope so ;D

[Blueflame]

thanks ........ i sure hope so ;D

I can just imagine how much fun it's gonna be with the triplets on Christmas morning. :D

[Spider]

I can just imagine how much fun it's gonna be with the triplets on Christmas morning. :D

;D Should have seen them get excited over the tree

[Blueflame]

;D Should have seen them get excited over the tree

I'll bet... they're just at the right age to find everything about Christmas... well, magical.

[Spider]

I'll bet... they're just at the right age to find everything about Christmas... well, magical.

;D it sure is ....... i have seen the polar express so many times ;D