View Full Version : Tiki left with bitter weeds in mouth
watermock
12-16-2008, 02:12 AM
http://horviltiki.com/
This no way to earn you respect Bronco. You leave you tiki with bitter weeds in mouth. Bitter green weeds in mouth makey choke hackt. Grandfather go for walk in second half he not care to see the juked beated. Homey d clown done smack he sock across the cutsper head guy, he done biffled him about head and face with sock.
Was painful to watched the bronco disect pict apart. At least clady show up. Clady show up evry week it not he fault guy. Come on chanp baley we needs you guy. Shut down half of field. Defence play wierd scheme. Unusual. Not cool guy. Usual when do this it all kind of crappy guy. Just cover guy, straight up, double the steve smift. What gived guy. Where was the blanketed cover.
When the custper is roll = win. When the custper offence is roll = win guy. When the offence is flat bronco is like foul degenrate toad. It so sad bloated, it cant do any thing guy. It walked all crazy defunt. It not have brain. It done get blowed up in wastes smell awful. Disgraced to shanhan.
Bronco next week is must win. As much would love to see the bronco go to charger and ball up kick out of play off in front of silent fan cant give any hope guy. Must be the dagger in the hart of the charger next week guy, come on I has have enough of the philly rivert.
The Clady get Tiki Torch. He done showed up. You can count on you Clady guy. Give me eleven cladys. Give me ekleven clady on offence, give me eleven clady on defence. Makey shanhan coach, makey the Sweargen defence coach. Undefeet.
Udnefeet.
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Who is Sweargen?
broncocalijohn
12-16-2008, 02:28 AM
mock, that is you before peanut butter in Arkansas.
Bronkota
12-16-2008, 04:36 AM
I would be happy with Swearengen coaching the defense.
Goobzilla
12-16-2008, 06:07 AM
Classic Mock...how I've missed it! ;D
theAPAOps5
12-16-2008, 07:11 AM
Folks the old Mock is slowly making his return.
Kaylore
12-16-2008, 07:33 AM
I thought it was old Mock and then I saw the link.
Flex Gunmetal
12-16-2008, 08:14 AM
That dude's articles always make me laugh.
I've been lobbying for Swearengen at DC since Coyer left. Dude would light a fire under our D.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/Stefangs/SwearengenMotivator.jpg
Dagmar
12-16-2008, 08:28 AM
We should take a poll...
http://www.importladen.de/images/products/skippy_peanutbutter_creamy.jpg
OR
http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_images_n300/0269-0609-2420-5535_antique_moonshine_jug.jpg
Popps
12-16-2008, 09:19 AM
philly rivert
LOL
Don Flamenco
12-16-2008, 09:19 AM
LOL poor Mock.
Bring back beezelbub I say!
BMF Bronco
12-16-2008, 09:23 AM
woohooooooooooooo Mock is back!!!!!!!!!
Flex Gunmetal
12-16-2008, 09:42 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/Stefangs/sweargen.jpg
theAPAOps5
12-16-2008, 10:19 AM
HA that isn't the Old Mock but that guy is funny. That link makes me think of Major League and the sacrifical chicken for the bat Jo-boo.
19Morton77
12-16-2008, 10:42 AM
apa, dont ruin the legacy of Mock. I have read some of those HOF threads and he seemed much more fun in those days. Does anyone have his address so i can get him some of that booze that made those irrelevant posts so readable?
Dagmar
12-16-2008, 10:52 AM
Send him some of this... http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/17/12880/
oubronco
12-16-2008, 11:09 AM
talks like he's got more than weeds in his mouth
theAPAOps5
12-16-2008, 11:10 AM
apa, dont ruin the legacy of Mock. I have read some of those HOF threads and he seemed much more fun in those days. Does anyone have his address so i can get him some of that booze that made those irrelevant posts so readable?
Nah he is a changed man after what he went through. I don't think the real old Mock will ever return. And how am I ruining the legacy by pointing out that the article was from someone else.
Man-Goblin
12-16-2008, 11:10 AM
Sonofwhore.
Next round is on me... I love this guy
Los Broncos
12-16-2008, 04:48 PM
Ship Of Fools Done Voted Out The Claddy Rofl!
colonelbeef
12-16-2008, 05:10 PM
HOW DID I MISS HORVIL TIKI.
somebody please explain him to me. I am dying over here watching his Tecmo recreations.
Bronx33
12-16-2008, 05:57 PM
woohooooooooooooo Mock is back!!!!!!!!!
I concur the pre- PB mock is officially back...
JCMElway
12-16-2008, 06:48 PM
Yeah guys, this isn't Mock, it's that Horvil guy.
JCMElway
12-16-2008, 06:50 PM
Here's a great Horvil tiki commentary about Ryan Clady and the Pro Bowl snub.
I CANNOT BELEEFED THIS I UNBELEEF THIS CRAP THE C:”ADY DONE GET ROBBED. WHO IS THIS. WHO. WHO MAKETY THE PRO BOWL VOTE. WHO IS PERSON>
OUTRAGE. UNBELEEF THE CLADY NOT GO TO HAWAI THIS TOTALED DISGRACE> WHO VOTE THIS. IS THE WOODINALD PAGE. THE WOODY PAGE DO THIS GUY?
WOODINALD TIBERIUS PAGE SAY HE NOT HIGH ON THE CLADDY> BUT BRONCO PICT CLADY. FIRST ROUND. HE SAY REMAIN TO BE SEEN CLADY. NOT HAVE FAITH IN CLADY RUN BLOCKED. THE CLADY DONE BOLE OVER PAN CAKE EVRYBODY GUY. YOU NAME THEM. ALL OF THEM> HE DO THIS ALL DAY. HE DO THIS ALL YEAR
YOU NAME THEM. WHO FACE THE CLADY AND MAKEY ALL KIND OF PLAYS. THATS RITE GUY, NO BODY. NO BODY BALL UP ON THE CLADY. TAKE THAT TO BANK HOLMES. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK HOLMES< ALL DAY ALL DAY
SOMEONE NEED GET FIRE OVER THIS. SOMEONE FIRE.
I CANNOT BELEEF THIS CRAP. SOME ONE VOTE HAVE CRAP IN PANT. I CAN SMELL FROM HEAR.
DISGRACE
DISGRACE
FOUL WINDS
FOUL WINDS
HOW YOU OVER LOOK CLADY. HE GIANT OF DENVER. CLADY SO HOOGE NO ONE CAN MISS/ NO ONE.
NAME SOME BODY THE CLADY FACE WHO DONE BALL HIM UP GUY.
I STILL WAITING GUY.
the custper, the marshall done gets in,. But no the clady guy. I not even celbrate the custper marshall rite now I so mad angry. The clady is not all pro guy. He not pro bowl he is all world.
SOME ONE IS SCARED. SOME ONE IS SCARED OF THE CLADY THEY NOT WANT TO INJURE THEY CORNY DEFENCE END IN PRO BOWL. DONT SEND THE CLADY TO PRO BOWL HE GON MESS UP OUR DEFENCE END FOR NEXT YEER<
YOU SEE THESE KID. YOU SEE THEM
THESE KID KNOWED BEFORE ANY BODY
THESE KID KNOWED BEFORE ANY BODY
LOOK THAT PICTURE GUY. GET GOOD LOOK> YOU CORNY GENRAL MANAGE. YOU CORNY TEAM SCOUT BETTER TRACK DOWN THESE KID. THEY KNOWED THE CLADY WAS ALL WORLD. THEY DO BETER JOB AT PICT TALENT THEN YOU HOLE CRAPPY STAFFS. HOLE STAFF HAS HAVE CRAP IN PANT ALL OF THEM. ALL COMBIBNE.
THE VOTED PEOPLE WHO MAKEY THE FVOTE ARE SORRY FOUL. THEY DONE SNUBBED THE ALL WORLD CLADY. THEY HAVE HAS CRAP IN PANT SMELL SO BAD THEY IS CANT THINK STRAIT. THEY LIKE FOUL WORM IN DESERT. FOUL WORM IT LIP CURL IT DRY UP IN SAND TOTAL CRAPPY SMELLED>
NO RESPECT
NO RESPECTIVE
DISGRACE
DISGRACE
THE CLADY GET HE HAND ON YOU YOU IS ALL DONE. HE PAN CAKE YOU. HE COME CORRECT EVRY GAME. CLADY GET ONE HAND ON GUY HE GET ALL KIND OF FINE. SO THE POWREFUL.
SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY
SOME BOEDY DONE ROBBED THE CLADY
WHAT YOU DOING VOTE PERSONM. WHAT YOU DOING HOLMES. GET HEAD OUT OF HIND QUART
FOUL WINDS
FOUL WINDS
.
.
.
UNACCPT
SOMEONE CALL POLICE 911 THEY DONE ROB THE CLADY TRIP TO HAWAI>
SHIP OF FOOLS DONE VOTED OUT THE CLADDY
OUTRAEG
SOMEONE NEED GET FIRE.
FIRE
SEA ROBIN FALL FROM SKY ON VOTE PERSONS. DIRTY SEA ROBIN FALL FROM SKY. THATS RITE GUY NOT EVEN DISEASE TOAD I DONE BREAKED OUT THE SEA ROBIN. IT FLAP AROUND STINK GURGLE IT LOOK AT VOTE PERSON SIDE WAYS IT DONE SAY SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY.
SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY
http://horviltiki.com/
This no way to earn you respect Bronco. You leave you tiki with bitter weeds in mouth. Bitter green weeds in mouth makey choke hackt. Grandfather go for walk in second half he not care to see the juked beated. Homey d clown done smack he sock across the cutsper head guy, he done biffled him about head and face with sock.
Was painful to watched the bronco disect pict apart. At least clady show up. Clady show up evry week it not he fault guy. Come on chanp baley we needs you guy. Shut down half of field. Defence play wierd scheme. Unusual. Not cool guy. Usual when do this it all kind of crappy guy. Just cover guy, straight up, double the steve smift. What gived guy. Where was the blanketed cover.
When the custper is roll = win. When the custper offence is roll = win guy. When the offence is flat bronco is like foul degenrate toad. It so sad bloated, it cant do any thing guy. It walked all crazy defunt. It not have brain. It done get blowed up in wastes smell awful. Disgraced to shanhan.
Bronco next week is must win. As much would love to see the bronco go to charger and ball up kick out of play off in front of silent fan cant give any hope guy. Must be the dagger in the hart of the charger next week guy, come on I has have enough of the philly rivert.
The Clady get Tiki Torch. He done showed up. You can count on you Clady guy. Give me eleven cladys. Give me ekleven clady on offence, give me eleven clady on defence. Makey shanhan coach, makey the Sweargen defence coach. Undefeet.
Udnefeet.
--------------------
Who is Sweargen?
Thats the finest example of frontier jibberish, Ive ever seen.
Man-Goblin
12-16-2008, 09:14 PM
Here's a great Horvil tiki commentary about Ryan Clady and the Pro Bowl snub.
I CANNOT BELEEFED THIS I UNBELEEF THIS CRAP THE C:”ADY DONE GET ROBBED. WHO IS THIS. WHO. WHO MAKETY THE PRO BOWL VOTE. WHO IS PERSON>
OUTRAGE. UNBELEEF THE CLADY NOT GO TO HAWAI THIS TOTALED DISGRACE> WHO VOTE THIS. IS THE WOODINALD PAGE. THE WOODY PAGE DO THIS GUY?
WOODINALD TIBERIUS PAGE SAY HE NOT HIGH ON THE CLADDY> BUT BRONCO PICT CLADY. FIRST ROUND. HE SAY REMAIN TO BE SEEN CLADY. NOT HAVE FAITH IN CLADY RUN BLOCKED. THE CLADY DONE BOLE OVER PAN CAKE EVRYBODY GUY. YOU NAME THEM. ALL OF THEM> HE DO THIS ALL DAY. HE DO THIS ALL YEAR
YOU NAME THEM. WHO FACE THE CLADY AND MAKEY ALL KIND OF PLAYS. THATS RITE GUY, NO BODY. NO BODY BALL UP ON THE CLADY. TAKE THAT TO BANK HOLMES. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK HOLMES< ALL DAY ALL DAY
SOMEONE NEED GET FIRE OVER THIS. SOMEONE FIRE.
I CANNOT BELEEF THIS CRAP. SOME ONE VOTE HAVE CRAP IN PANT. I CAN SMELL FROM HEAR.
DISGRACE
DISGRACE
FOUL WINDS
FOUL WINDS
HOW YOU OVER LOOK CLADY. HE GIANT OF DENVER. CLADY SO HOOGE NO ONE CAN MISS/ NO ONE.
NAME SOME BODY THE CLADY FACE WHO DONE BALL HIM UP GUY.
I STILL WAITING GUY.
the custper, the marshall done gets in,. But no the clady guy. I not even celbrate the custper marshall rite now I so mad angry. The clady is not all pro guy. He not pro bowl he is all world.
SOME ONE IS SCARED. SOME ONE IS SCARED OF THE CLADY THEY NOT WANT TO INJURE THEY CORNY DEFENCE END IN PRO BOWL. DONT SEND THE CLADY TO PRO BOWL HE GON MESS UP OUR DEFENCE END FOR NEXT YEER<
YOU SEE THESE KID. YOU SEE THEM
THESE KID KNOWED BEFORE ANY BODY
THESE KID KNOWED BEFORE ANY BODY
LOOK THAT PICTURE GUY. GET GOOD LOOK> YOU CORNY GENRAL MANAGE. YOU CORNY TEAM SCOUT BETTER TRACK DOWN THESE KID. THEY KNOWED THE CLADY WAS ALL WORLD. THEY DO BETER JOB AT PICT TALENT THEN YOU HOLE CRAPPY STAFFS. HOLE STAFF HAS HAVE CRAP IN PANT ALL OF THEM. ALL COMBIBNE.
THE VOTED PEOPLE WHO MAKEY THE FVOTE ARE SORRY FOUL. THEY DONE SNUBBED THE ALL WORLD CLADY. THEY HAVE HAS CRAP IN PANT SMELL SO BAD THEY IS CANT THINK STRAIT. THEY LIKE FOUL WORM IN DESERT. FOUL WORM IT LIP CURL IT DRY UP IN SAND TOTAL CRAPPY SMELLED>
NO RESPECT
NO RESPECTIVE
DISGRACE
DISGRACE
THE CLADY GET HE HAND ON YOU YOU IS ALL DONE. HE PAN CAKE YOU. HE COME CORRECT EVRY GAME. CLADY GET ONE HAND ON GUY HE GET ALL KIND OF FINE. SO THE POWREFUL.
SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY
SOME BOEDY DONE ROBBED THE CLADY
WHAT YOU DOING VOTE PERSONM. WHAT YOU DOING HOLMES. GET HEAD OUT OF HIND QUART
FOUL WINDS
FOUL WINDS
.
.
.
UNACCPT
SOMEONE CALL POLICE 911 THEY DONE ROB THE CLADY TRIP TO HAWAI>
SHIP OF FOOLS DONE VOTED OUT THE CLADDY
OUTRAEG
SOMEONE NEED GET FIRE.
FIRE
SEA ROBIN FALL FROM SKY ON VOTE PERSONS. DIRTY SEA ROBIN FALL FROM SKY. THATS RITE GUY NOT EVEN DISEASE TOAD I DONE BREAKED OUT THE SEA ROBIN. IT FLAP AROUND STINK GURGLE IT LOOK AT VOTE PERSON SIDE WAYS IT DONE SAY SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY.
SOME BODY ROBBED THE CLADY
Pretty much sums it up...long live the tiki.