Charger Humor

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Kinda figure that after this weekend and what lies ahead, this would be a good read for all Bronco fans. Enjoy


San Diego Police are cracking down on speeders heading into San Diego.

For the first offense, they give you two San Diego Chargers tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.



Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?

A. The San Diego Chargers.



Q. What do the San Diego Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.



Q. How do you keep the San Diego Chargers out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.



Q. Where do you go in San Diego in case of a tornado?

A. To the San Diego Chargers Stadium - they never have a touchdown
there!



Q. What do you call a San Diego Charger with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.



Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Chargers and a dollar
bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q. How many San Diego Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q. What do the San Diego Chargers and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.