Irish Stout
12-11-2008, 03:14 PM
Boys, you barely scraped by in week 14! I know you won, but it was only by a mere 7 points to a lousy 2-8 team. That may be winning, but thats winning ugly and by the skin of your teeth. You need to quit being idiots and quit looking past your lousy opponents. You're doing good things, but this is not over. You know you're going for undefeated in the NFC South, right? I'm sure nobody has mentioned that to you yet. Problem is you barely beat Tampa Bay and they got absolutely manhandled by the team you're about to play. Everyone thinks these Carolina Panthers are ferocious animals... you need to show us they can be domesticated like any little housecat. Bring your neutering tools if you must, but bring your A game plus some if you want to walk away this weekend with some breathing room and national respect. GO PLAY FOR VICTORY for yourself, for coach, for the fans and most of all for your teammates. If you don't care about that, then quit now, we don't want to see you in Orange anymore.
Woodyard, you are a stud! You've made your point, you have stepped to the ball and you have crushed your opponents! On Sunday, maybe they'll play you on D, maybe they won't. Make the most now out of every opportunity you get. You have the ability to destroy all of Charlotte with a single hit. So make your point and leave your mark.
DJ. Welcome back. Don't screw this up. You were doing well before, keep it going. Play wherever the coaches need you and play with all of that big heart. This is your turn to show the world that the Denver D is not a wet rag in the face of major run O.
Dre. Good job, don't f' up with Champ back. You cannot rest on your laurels, you cannot drift back into the shadow of mediocrity behing a champ. You have done well, but you can be lazy. Don't be lazy. Don't try and make the hard snags either, just play your man, make the tackles, and go for the ball when you don't risk too much. In other words keep it up and don't fall back to being a half asser!
The rest of you scrubs on D. Do you know what everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, says about you!?!? They say you suck. Well... is it true? Do you suck? Here's your opportunity to put some God Holy Smack into the face of team thats metaphorical butt is dripping wet from the saliva of the national media. You have the opportunity to put that team on that wet hiney. DO IT! You've played with real heart and you've started to minimize your mistakes. Don't worry about anything else other than putting pressure on Delhomme and ripping Smash and Dash apart... What? You don't like the nick name Smash and Dash? Make the announcers call them something even lamer... make this "two headed monster" look more like a freak cow chewing its curd in an open field where World War 3 is about to ignite. Blow these a-holes out of the damned world! Make them want to join a flag football team.
JC - keep your friggin head clear! Use a pump fake! Move your feet. You are the O. People are talking you up, saying you're the next best thing since fried rice... well let me tell you what! I like fried rice! You don't have to prove them right and you don't have to prove them wrong, but you do owe it to the boys in orange around you to give them your best showing and to not get sullen about what you're doing. Its just a game, but its the game you love and you need to show it. Take Carolina's DBs to the dance and show them you intend to get laid.
Tatum Bell, Cory Boyd, Pajama Pope, Selvin Young: HOLD ON TO THE BALL. Carolina has a good run D. Trust your O-line, watch for the hole, go for it, and HOLD ON TO THE BALL! Don't make me bitch about you on Monday! You can become a star on this team if you're not an idiot in what you do on the field.
Finally: Clady and Harris, put Mr. Peppers into the earth from which he came. Show everyone who doesn't bleed orange and blue what they have not yet done a sufficient job of acknowledging this year.
GO BRONCOS! SCREW THE Pussy Cats.
Woodyard, you are a stud! You've made your point, you have stepped to the ball and you have crushed your opponents! On Sunday, maybe they'll play you on D, maybe they won't. Make the most now out of every opportunity you get. You have the ability to destroy all of Charlotte with a single hit. So make your point and leave your mark.
DJ. Welcome back. Don't screw this up. You were doing well before, keep it going. Play wherever the coaches need you and play with all of that big heart. This is your turn to show the world that the Denver D is not a wet rag in the face of major run O.
Dre. Good job, don't f' up with Champ back. You cannot rest on your laurels, you cannot drift back into the shadow of mediocrity behing a champ. You have done well, but you can be lazy. Don't be lazy. Don't try and make the hard snags either, just play your man, make the tackles, and go for the ball when you don't risk too much. In other words keep it up and don't fall back to being a half asser!
The rest of you scrubs on D. Do you know what everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, says about you!?!? They say you suck. Well... is it true? Do you suck? Here's your opportunity to put some God Holy Smack into the face of team thats metaphorical butt is dripping wet from the saliva of the national media. You have the opportunity to put that team on that wet hiney. DO IT! You've played with real heart and you've started to minimize your mistakes. Don't worry about anything else other than putting pressure on Delhomme and ripping Smash and Dash apart... What? You don't like the nick name Smash and Dash? Make the announcers call them something even lamer... make this "two headed monster" look more like a freak cow chewing its curd in an open field where World War 3 is about to ignite. Blow these a-holes out of the damned world! Make them want to join a flag football team.
JC - keep your friggin head clear! Use a pump fake! Move your feet. You are the O. People are talking you up, saying you're the next best thing since fried rice... well let me tell you what! I like fried rice! You don't have to prove them right and you don't have to prove them wrong, but you do owe it to the boys in orange around you to give them your best showing and to not get sullen about what you're doing. Its just a game, but its the game you love and you need to show it. Take Carolina's DBs to the dance and show them you intend to get laid.
Tatum Bell, Cory Boyd, Pajama Pope, Selvin Young: HOLD ON TO THE BALL. Carolina has a good run D. Trust your O-line, watch for the hole, go for it, and HOLD ON TO THE BALL! Don't make me bitch about you on Monday! You can become a star on this team if you're not an idiot in what you do on the field.
Finally: Clady and Harris, put Mr. Peppers into the earth from which he came. Show everyone who doesn't bleed orange and blue what they have not yet done a sufficient job of acknowledging this year.
GO BRONCOS! SCREW THE Pussy Cats.