It would appear to be rude to ask a woman where the junk is

[Spider]

Dont know what I did ,all I did was ask her where the Junk was , she Said Excuuuuuuuuse me, and said i was a rude man .......Is Junk a slang word ?

[Miss I.]

Well I am not certain it is for a woman, but I am pretty sure in reference to a guy it's a reference to his package. So it's one of two things, she thought you wanted her to touch your junk or she thought you were calling her a dude. Though it could also be she thought it was a reference to junk in her trunk and she thought you were insulting her a%%. But these are just theories I pulled out of my junk, hee hee.

[Spider]

either way , I am not doing that sh!t again ...........

[Spider]

LOL to the person that sent me the reps .......... oh **** that explains alot , I was asking for the Junk an engine degreaser ......it is a wonder she didnt beat the hell out of me . and to the other ........ ROFL! no on the you tube thing , I dont need to be getting other people in trouble ;D

[Ratboy]

Spider, you never heard of the term "Junk in the trunk"?

[Spider]

Spider, you never heard of the term "Junk in the trunk"?

I have now

[Los Broncos]

If my aunt had junk she would be my uncle.

[Kaylore]

Spider's life would be a great show. When he's not throat-punching people who piss him off, he's asking women how their caboose is.

[Tombstone RJ]

Dont know what I did ,all I did was ask her where the Junk was , she Said Excuuuuuuuuse me, and said i was a rude man .......Is Junk a slang word ?

Depends on the booty she's showing. Does she have alot of junk in her trunk?:thumbs:

[Spider]

well it wasnt intentional........I thought she worked there .......She was heavy set , I hope I didnt hurt her feelings .......

[Miss I.]

well it wasnt intentional........I thought she worked there .......She was heavy set , I hope I didnt hurt her feelings .......

Well, my guess is she was probably sensitive about it Spider, but even so, if she made that assumption the issue is hers, not yours. IF you see her again you can always apologize if you feel bad, but really, if someone said that to me, I would'nt have assumed anything. But if I had, I would've just smarted off and said, "that's right buddy, got plenty of junk in my trunk, wanna see it?" Which would have have soundly horrified you and scared you away or not. After all you did tell me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro and I figure with standards that low I might have shot. :D

[Spider]

Well, my guess is she was probably sensitive about it Spider, but even so, if she made that assumption the issue is hers, not yours. IF you see her again you can always apologize if you feel bad, but really, if someone said that to me, I would'nt have assumed anything. But if I had, I would've just smarted off and said, "that's right buddy, got plenty of junk in my trunk, wanna see it?" Which would have have soundly horrified you and scared you away or not. After all you did tell me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro and I figure with standards that low I might have shot. :D

:wiggle: standards just get in the way

[Miss I.]

:wiggle: standards just get in the way

do they now? I like your philosphy there Spider. Funny thing is now I go around quoting you and people think I am crazy, except maybe Oskie who understands the references (though he still probably thinks I am crazy). Yeah I am now always threatening to throat punch people. Also, when I watch girl porn (and by girl porn I mean naked guys with a sweet, sensitive story line) now I go, "Yeah, I'd hit that." You are a bad influence Spider. Keep on truckin buddy.

[Spider]

do they now? I like your philosphy there Spider. Funny thing is now I go around quoting you and people think I am crazy, except maybe Oskie who understands the references (though he still probably thinks I am crazy). Yeah I am now always threatening to throat punch people. Also, when I watch girl porn (and by girl porn I mean naked guys with a sweet, sensitive story line) now I go, "Yeah, I'd hit that." You are a bad influence Spider. Keep on truckin buddy.

I do what I can :wiggle:

[Circle Orange]

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful! ROFL!

[Miss I.]

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful! ROFL!
:thumbsup: ROFL! ^5 Hilarious! LOL

[Spider]

Here's the rule of thumb, Spider...

If you say that to a pretty woman, she'll either ignore you or walk away.

If the woman is attractive, she might chat and explain where you're wrong.

If the woman is below average she will curse like a sailor and threaten to get her boyfriend.

If the woman is bug ugly she'll pull out a .38 and shoot first.

So be careful! ROFL!

LOL ..... I wrote those safety tips down ..... In case you havent notice , I have a certain effect on people