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Bronx33
10-30-2008, 05:51 PM
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/10/30/big-ben-is-a-big-bitch/
Ben Roethlisberger could be worried about facing the NFC’s third best defense on Monday. Or about how THE 12TH MAN IS TOTALLY GONNA BRING THE PAIN!!!! 14,000 screaming Redskins fans, you know, once you subtract the corporate seats and such. But no, Big Ben is really concerned about half-naked women stretching in his line of sight (via Steinz):
“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.
The practice by the Redskins cheerleaders was so legendary around the league that when commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a memo to all teams last year banning the practice some dubbed the “Redskins Rule.”
“The couple of preseason games I’ve played down there, we’ve seen it,” Roethlisberger said.
And it’s a distraction?
“It can be, let’s be truthful. They’ve done it before. I’ve heard a rumor that they’re not allowed to do it anymore.”
Yeah, Roethlisberger is such a ****ing MAN’S MAN that he can’t even attempt focus with TITS anywhere in his general vicinity, bro! We all know what that’s all about … the hot secretary down the hall, always wearing those pantsuits. AMIRITE, BROS?! Stupid women in the workplace and ****.
Although, if the distraction is too much and he just can’t help himself, he could always just pick one of them outta the can-can line, hit her in the head with a blunt object and drag her back to his house. It worked for Cooley.
Prodigal19
10-30-2008, 06:19 PM
If he was gay then the cheerleaders wouldnt be distracting him.
goldengopher1976
10-30-2008, 06:21 PM
This thread/title is the first I've ever considered giving negative rep. Stupid.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2008, 06:54 PM
LOL. The Redskins Rule.
Popps
10-30-2008, 07:04 PM
Wow.
BroncoMan4ever
10-30-2008, 07:15 PM
no way is Roethlisberger gay, supposedly this is the nice ass he is tapping, plus you don't want to be sporting wood before a game with a bunch of nice ass stretching before a game
Missy Peregrym is her name and she is on the tv show Reaper.
DBroncos4life
10-30-2008, 07:19 PM
Va Jay Jay and football don't mix. No center wants his QB watching cheerleaders warm up.
Broncoman13
10-30-2008, 07:25 PM
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/10/30/big-ben-is-a-big-b****/
Ben Roethlisberger could be worried about facing the NFC’s third best defense on Monday. Or about how THE 12TH MAN IS TOTALLY GONNA BRING THE PAIN!!!! 14,000 screaming Redskins fans, you know, once you subtract the corporate seats and such. But no, Big Ben is really concerned about half-naked women stretching in his line of sight (via Steinz):
“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.
The practice by the Redskins cheerleaders was so legendary around the league that when commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a memo to all teams last year banning the practice some dubbed the “Redskins Rule.”
“The couple of preseason games I’ve played down there, we’ve seen it,” Roethlisberger said.
And it’s a distraction?
“It can be, let’s be truthful. They’ve done it before. I’ve heard a rumor that they’re not allowed to do it anymore.”
Yeah, Roethlisberger is such a ****ing MAN’S MAN that he can’t even attempt focus with boobies anywhere in his general vicinity, bro! We all know what that’s all about … the hot secretary down the hall, always wearing those pantsuits. AMIRITE, BROS?! Stupid women in the workplace and ****.
Although, if the distraction is too much and he just can’t help himself, he could always just pick one of them outta the can-can line, hit her in the head with a blunt object and drag her back to his house. It worked for Cooley.
Nice thread title... did you read the story or just not comprehend it?
Dagmar
10-30-2008, 08:26 PM
Nice thread title... did you read the story or just not comprehend it?
:thumbsup:
Los Broncos
10-30-2008, 08:36 PM
He was nailing meadow from the Sopranos a while back.
JCMElway
10-30-2008, 08:57 PM
I dunno. I just saw this headline about him:
"Big Ben suffering weekly poundings."
If it looks like a rat, and smells like a rat........
BroncoMan4ever
10-30-2008, 09:07 PM
How long before Jay is banging actresses? and in the case of Meadow Soprano i would gladly take Ben's sloppy seconds.
TDmvp
10-30-2008, 09:36 PM
no way is Roethlisberger gay, supposedly this is the nice ass he is tapping, plus you don't want to be sporting wood before a game with a bunch of nice ass stretching before a game
Missy Peregrym is her name and she is on the tv show Reaper.
http://www.scifiupdates.com/home/images/stories/Celeb/Missy_Peregrym/missy-peregrym-bikini-001.jpg
http://www.thorprecords.com/graphics_boards/MissyPeregrym2.jpg
:holyguac! :holyguac! :holyguac! :holyguac!
I think i just inoculated ... uh hu uh hu hu uh ....
BroncoBuff
10-30-2008, 09:45 PM
He was nailing meadow from the Sopranos a while back.
Meadow is not too discerning ... she gave Turtle a tug on the plane.
Tyrant
10-30-2008, 10:24 PM
Wow -- lot of rumors about this guy. I thought he was banging that hottie on the LPGA, Natalie Gulbis.
Blart
10-30-2008, 10:48 PM
It would be better if women weren't allowed in the stadium at all.
lazarus4444
10-30-2008, 11:25 PM
Gayest thread ever? (besides the pic of the hot chick!)
Bob's your Information Minister
10-30-2008, 11:53 PM
Most NFL players are probably at least a little bit gay. Tough to hang around all those hard bodies 24/7 and not cast a few errant glances at some divine flesh...
TDmvp
10-31-2008, 12:19 AM
Most NFL players are probably at least a little bit gay. Tough to hang around all those hard bodies 24/7 and not cast a few errant glances at some divine flesh...
Think we finally found a topic Bob knows ...
Bob knows gay ...
I see a Bo knows nike ad ... but with Bob... and with gay ...
:thanku: :thanku: :thanku:
With out a doubt the "most gay" thread title compared to it's contents. How weak.
MechanicalBull
10-31-2008, 03:59 AM
Meadow is not too discerning ... she gave Turtle a tug on the plane.
And she would've went even further if Drama didn't spill the beans. So it seems like she's lowered her standards a bit from Ben to Turtle.
broncocalijohn
10-31-2008, 04:05 AM
It would be better if women weren't allowed in the stadium at all.
how did i know Blart would find this thread? I think we need a 26k post rule based on bronx thread. It isnt this QB from the Steelers that is gay. It is the QB from 10 years ago. Right Blart?
Beantown Bronco
10-31-2008, 05:55 AM
no way is Roethlisberger gay, supposedly this is the nice ass he is tapping......
Not that Big Ben appears to be, but I think we can all agree that Jeff Garcia completely blows the "if you have a really hot girlfriend/wife, then you can't be gay" theory completely out of the water.
Broncos_OTM
10-31-2008, 06:12 AM
no way is Roethlisberger gay, supposedly this is the nice ass he is tapping, plus you don't want to be sporting wood before a game with a bunch of nice ass stretching before a game
Missy Peregrym is her name and she is on the tv show Reaper.
shes fugly dude
BroncoFanatic
10-31-2008, 06:37 AM
Va Jay Jay and football don't mix. No center wants his QB watching cheerleaders warm up.
LOL
Kaylore
10-31-2008, 06:46 AM
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll170/johnny_laserbeam/SSN-GayThread.gif
MileHighMagic
10-31-2008, 07:07 AM
Turtle is bangin Meadow Soprano.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0810/pop.culture.hot.list.1028/images/breeders-cup-celebrities.jpg
The silver anniversary of the world's richest race brought out the best of Hollywood this weekend including Bo Derek, Dennis Hopper, Kurt Russell, Mel Brooks, Pierce Brosnan and California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. I was seated next to Jerry Ferrara (Turtle from "Entourage") and Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Meadow from "The Sopranos") and am happy to report that while Turtle may have dropped the ball with Jaime on the show, the two are a happy couple in the real world. They couldn't keep their hands off each other during the race and when I asked one of their friends if the relationship was for real she said, "Yeah, they've been like this since she filmed that episode of "Entourage" with him."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0810/pop.culture.hot.list.1028/content.1.html
MileHighMagic
10-31-2008, 07:11 AM
I thought we already knew Ruthlessbooger was gay.
Smiling Assassin27
10-31-2008, 08:15 AM
Hey, since this thread's gone haywire, here's a look alike for y'all...
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/mavsfan99/BenWill.jpg
Circle Orange
10-31-2008, 08:20 AM
The premise of Big ben being gay doesn't work...it has more to do with the 'Skins policy of having the cheerleaders blocking entrances and hallways where the visiting teams go. Back during preseason this came up originally.
And maybe Ben doesn't find those particular girls attractive...after all, one look doesn't work for everyone. On the other hand, Ben's been described as a 'man's man...a fuzzy bear.' So take what you will from that. :angel:
Smiling Assassin27
10-31-2008, 08:23 AM
The premise of Big ben being gay doesn't work...it has more to do with the 'Skins policy of having the cheerleaders blocking entrances and hallways where the visiting teams go. Back during preseason this came up originally.
And maybe Ben doesn't find those particular girls attractive...after all, one look doesn't work for everyone. On the other hand, Ben's been described as a 'man's man...a fuzzy bear.' So take what you will from that. :angel:
Still, an odd issue to bring up. Unless I thought they were stealing signals, I'd be a-ok with hot chicks in scanty clothing stretching out within a 4 mile radius of me.
Circle Orange
10-31-2008, 08:28 AM
Men are such dogs. Ha!
Smiling Assassin27
10-31-2008, 08:31 AM
I'm sure they're nice ladies and all...Probably salt of the earth and members of MENSA, every one of them.
SouthStndJunkie
10-31-2008, 08:42 AM
Wow -- lot of rumors about this guy. I thought he was banging that hottie on the LPGA, Natalie Gulbis.
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Smiling Assassin27
10-31-2008, 08:48 AM
whoa.
Los Broncos
10-31-2008, 09:05 AM
Dude from the office looks just like Ben.
OOJack
10-31-2008, 09:38 AM
no way is Roethlisberger gay, supposedly this is the nice ass he is tapping, plus you don't want to be sporting wood before a game with a bunch of nice ass stretching before a game
Missy Peregrym is her name and she is on the tv show Reaper.
face of man, yuk. Kudos to your avatar though!
Beantown Bronco
10-31-2008, 09:43 AM
Here's some footage of Big Ben's last birthday party:
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Circle Orange
10-31-2008, 11:32 AM
What's that, there? Down Low? *eyes picture* ;)
We has compleeetely veered off the cliff...
bronco militia
10-31-2008, 11:39 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/big_ben.jpg
IM NOT S’PPOSED TO LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS BEFORE GAMES. HEY LOOK AT ME, THIS IS WHAT HINES LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE’S ANGRY!
BroncoMan4ever
10-31-2008, 12:53 PM
shes fugly dude
are u drunk or high?
broncocalijohn
10-31-2008, 02:30 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/big_ben.jpg
IM NOT S’PPOSED TO LOOK AT PRETTY GIRLS BEFORE GAMES. HEY LOOK AT ME, THIS IS WHAT HINES LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE’S ANGRY!
wow, that is a good one. BTW, Hines only looks like that 1/2 the time. The other half he looks American.
MechanicalBull
10-31-2008, 05:27 PM
I've been hearing the Natalie Gulbis rumor for awhile now but maybe this is Ben's main squeeze.
http://espndeportes-akamai.espn.go.com/2003/photos2006/0812/a_WBen_h.jpg
Ben: OOOO who wants to have a tickle fight?
Kurt: Not today Ben let's just dance off into the sunset.
Not that Big Ben appears to be, but I think we can all agree that Jeff Garcia completely blows the "if you have a really hot girlfriend/wife, then you can't be gay" theory completely out of the water.
Jeff Garcia actually pronounces his name Jeff Garthia. true story.
Bronx33
11-01-2008, 01:31 PM
Nice thread title... did you read the story or just not comprehend it?
Yes and it was a joke people! the point waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas he didn't want to look at the HOT redskin cheerleaders stretch in front of him ( HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOO PEOPLE) god i can't beleive i had to actually explain this.
ksBRONCOfan
11-01-2008, 01:55 PM
Yes and it was a joke people! the point waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas he didn't want to look at the HOT redskin cheerleaders stretch in front of him ( HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOO PEOPLE) god i can't beleive i had to actually explain this.
IMHO cheerleaders aren't used enough!
http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2000/TheReplacements/rep5.jpg
24champ
11-01-2008, 02:06 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/big_ben.jpg
Actually Ben looks like the Sling Blade dude...
http://www.coffeestrategies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/3679033_gal.jpg
Hogan11
11-01-2008, 03:59 PM
Ben might not be gay, but Steelers fans definitely are.
cabronco
11-01-2008, 04:11 PM
Ben might not be gay, but Steelers fans definitely are.
I worked with a girl that's gay and a Steelers fan. So you may be on to something..
broncosteven
11-01-2008, 05:21 PM
The premise of Big ben being gay doesn't work...it has more to do with the 'Skins policy of having the cheerleaders blocking entrances and hallways where the visiting teams go. Back during preseason this came up originally.
And maybe Ben doesn't find those particular girls attractive...after all, one look doesn't work for everyone. On the other hand, Ben's been described as a 'man's man...a fuzzy bear.' So take what you will from that. :angel:
Was it Philly that had the hole in the visitors locker room that allowed the teams to watch their Cheerleaders dress?
Taco John
11-01-2008, 05:57 PM
That Natalie Globes chick is smokin...
SouthStndJunkie
11-01-2008, 06:02 PM
That Natalie Globes chick is smokin...
I agree....
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The potential in this thread is endless :thumbs:
azbroncfan
11-01-2008, 06:23 PM
That Natalie Globes chick is smokin...
The Big Ben and her fling is from his rookie year.
TDmvp
11-01-2008, 06:23 PM
That Natalie Globes chick is smokin...
:thumbs: You are Correct Sir ....
broncosteven
11-01-2008, 06:45 PM
That Natalie Globes chick is smokin...
Alot of those younger chick golfers are. No wonder they are all lesbos.
lazarus4444
11-01-2008, 11:04 PM
Is her last name really Globes? If so, it is....a fitting name, very tightly fitting last name.
TDmvp
11-02-2008, 01:36 AM
Is her last name really Globes? If so, it is....a fitting name, very tightly fitting last name.
no , it is Natalie Gulbis
Alot of those younger chick golfers are. No wonder they are all lesbos.
the young ones aint lesbos ... that would be the old guard in their 40s and 50s , most this new generation of young female golfers have boyfriends or hubbies ... it isn't 1970 in the Lpga anymore , with chicks that look like male plumbers .
Natalie Gulbis FHM
http://gagsports.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/natalie_gulbis_fhm2k6_1.jpg
http://alwaysmorelmn.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/natalie_gulbis_fhm2k6_4.jpg
Anna Rawson
http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/381592773_27dd4e5c98.jpg
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/anna-rawson.jpg
http://covetgirls.com/news_images/20080616175240.jpg
here is a blog with most the hot golf chicks ....
http://golf-babes.blogspot.com/
MechanicalBull
11-02-2008, 03:26 AM
http://refernet.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/23/natalie_gulbis_3.jpg
Circle Orange
11-02-2008, 07:37 AM
I've been hearing the Natalie Gulbis rumor for awhile now but maybe this is Ben's main squeeze.
http://espndeportes-akamai.espn.go.com/2003/photos2006/0812/a_WBen_h.jpg
Ben: OOOO who wants to have a tickle fight?
Kurt: Not today Ben let's just dance off into the sunset.
It's the beard...big fuzzy guys like Ben dig beards. Just two good friends, good times, up in the woods...ROFL!
Miss I.
11-02-2008, 07:43 AM
Heck I dig beards on guys, it makes for interesting texture. I like Ben, he's very butch, say unlike Tom Brady who looks just a tad feminine. And if Ben is dating that girl Missy, she's very pretty and she plays soccer (which probably explains his attraction, he seems to like other athletes), in addition to being on Reaper (a show I like). I say they go out and make very tall, athletic, pretty kids, but be sure to tell them to wear a helmet when they bike.
Hogan11
11-02-2008, 08:33 AM
the young ones aint lesbos ... that would be the old guard in their 40s and 50s , most this new generation of young female golfers have boyfriends or hubbies ... it isn't 1970 in the Lpga anymore , with chicks that look like male plumbers .
This is true...the days of the PGA Sagging Hag Tour are long gone.