So last night...

[Los Broncos]

Went on a semi date with a female I met via online.

Hit it off right from the start, danced, drank and partied the night.

Few points from meeting someone new.

She tried to impress a little to much I think.

At one point she gave me the talking blues.

But right from the start she was in lust.

Now shes like "the attraction is there now we should get to know each other"

I can tell she is going to take me for a slow ride.

Seems like a decent person....but I admit I was more into her physical anatomy than anything else.

But women sometimes can push so hard...it can kind of scare you away.

[theAPAOps5]

Go on a few more dates. If she continues to suck personality wise politely end things. Just don't do the nasty if you are conflicted. Then you are just being a dick. Ok well then you are being every guy but just in case my wife walks in I am saying that. ;D

[Los Broncos]

Go on a few more dates. If she continues to suck personality wise politely end things. Just don't do the nasty if you are conflicted. Then you are just being a dick. Ok well then you are being every guy but just in case my wife walks in I am saying that. ;D

Well she was all over me from the start, all in love and lust and whatever.

Says she is a Christan, doesn't sleep on the first date but wanted to bad.

Now she is texting me saying I'm her new friend, lets get to know each other.

I mean whats to know? I have a good personality, easy going, funny.

Said I was her perfect man, head to toe.

I mean sex is no big deal.

[ak1971]

just ask if she likes it in the rear.

[Los Broncos]

just ask if she likes it in the rear.

I doubt that.

[Dukes]

I doubt that.

You just never know these days. I agree with Apa, go on a few more dates and if she has the personality of a rock end it.

[Los Broncos]

You just never know these days. I agree with Apa, go on a few more dates and if she has the personality of a rock end it.

I mean, I know she likes sex, but I wouldn't ask her if she likes in the booty.

A few more dates sounds good...will give me some feeling instead of just jumping right into a relationship and all.

[theAPAOps5]

I mean, I know she likes sex, but I wouldn't ask her if she likes in the booty.

A few more dates sounds good...will give me some feeling instead of just jumping right into a relationship and all.

Dude ak was kidding. I would put you on ignore if you asked if she likes it in the booty after the first date. I mean seriously thats 3 date material.

[Los Broncos]

Dude ak was kidding. I would put you on ignore if you asked if she likes it in the booty after the first date. I mean seriously thats 3 date material.

I figured he was, and I wouldn't ask that ever, I would just do it Hilarious!

[theAPAOps5]

I figured he was, and I wouldn't ask that ever, I would just do it Hilarious!

Oh so you prefer the whoops methodology. I just prefer the its an out hole methodology but hey what ever floats your boat........:clown:

[Dukes]

I figured he was, and I wouldn't ask that ever, I would just do it Hilarious!

Just go ahead and give her the angry dolphin. Eeeeek eeeeeeeeeeek

[Spider]

Well she was all over me from the start, all in love and lust and whatever.

Says she is a Christan, doesn't sleep on the first date but wanted to bad.

Now she is texting me saying I'm her new friend, lets get to know each other.

I mean whats to know? I have a good personality, easy going, funny.

Said I was her perfect man, head to toe.

I mean sex is no big deal.
Might as well stick a fork in you .. you are done ...... Seriously if the right woman sets out she wants you , not much you are going to do ...... Problem is most of us clueless bastards dont know who the right woman is until we are blindsided ...... she done hog tied you and put her brand on you ......

[Los Broncos]

Might as well stick a fork in you .. you are done ...... Seriously if the right woman sets out she wants you , not much you are going to do ...... Problem is most of us clueless bastards dont know who the right woman is until we are blindsided ...... she done hog tied you and put her brand on you ......

Must protect the throat. :D

[Los Broncos]

Just go ahead and give her the angry dolphin. Eeeeek eeeeeeeeeeek

Hilarious!

[Spider]

Must protect the throat. :D

I have seen it a thousand times , right now you are dating etc , next thing you know you will be wearing her underwear , she will be wearing your shirt ........ then after that your idea of excitement will be watching reruns of Bonanza , on TV land

[Los Broncos]

I have seen it a thousand times , right now you are dating etc , next thing you know you will be wearing her underwear , she will be wearing your shirt ........ then after that your idea of excitement will be watching reruns of Bonanza , on TV land

Speaking from experience?

[Spider]

Speaking from experience?

LOL no of course not.....

[Hogan11]

No offense or anything A, but why do you always go public with this stuff?

Just curious is all.

[Ratboy]

Watch out! Some women are crazy, err.. MOST women are crazy. They get attached too easy.

This one girl we had a conversation when I was pulled for an extra duty, something came up about me never getting time to go to the Dining Facility. The NEXT day I hear a knock on my door and she has food for me.

It was creepy, but It didn't stop me from "hitting" that.

Women try too hard.

[Sassy]

Watch out! Some women are crazy, err.. MOST women are crazy. They get attached too easy.

This one girl we had a conversation when I was pulled for an extra duty, something came up about me never getting time to go to the Dining Facility. The NEXT day I hear a knock on my door and she has food for me.

It was creepy, but It didn't stop me from "hitting" that.

Women try too hard.

Hmmm...maybe she was just trying to be nice~!

[Miss I.]

I have seen it a thousand times , right now you are dating etc , next thing you know you will be wearing her underwear , she will be wearing your shirt ........ then after that your idea of excitement will be watching reruns of Bonanza , on TV land

Spider...have you really reproduced with romantic talk like this? Did she drink heavily or something? And so we are clear I now need therapy to get the idea of you wearing your wife's underwear out of my head. I expect you will pay for that otherwise, as another specimen of male genius pointed out, as women are all crazy, I will have to come to your home and boil your bunny or something. I think that's in the crazy woman's guide to how to get men and get arrested. I think I may have lost that at some guy's house I brought cheese cake to. Damn.

[Spider]

Spider...have you really reproduced with romantic talk like this? Did she drink heavily or something? And so we are clear I now need therapy to get the idea of you wearing your wife's underwear out of my head. I expect you will pay for that otherwise, as another specimen of male genius pointed out, as women are all crazy, I will have to come to your home and boil your bunny or something. I think that's in the crazy woman's guide to how to get men and get arrested. I think I may have lost that at some guy's house I brought cheese cake to. Damn.

I use alot of fore play like ........... Wake up B!tch it is time ......... :thanku:
I got mad people skills ... oh and about womans underwear , i am a 220 pound redneck my wife is 110 soaking wet .... now picture that :D

[Miss I.]

I use alot of fore play like ........... Wake up B!tch it is time ......... :thanku:
I got mad people skills ... oh and about womans underwear , i am a 220 pound redneck my wife is 110 soaking wet .... now picture that :D

My eyes! My eyes! I think I am gonna do an Oedipus on my eyes...though I don't suppose that helps with the mental images...perhaps a lobotomy, oh no got that already so I could work for the government... why do you say these things? It's like the time you told me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro (and not in a Rocky kind of way).

[Spider]

My eyes! My eyes! I think I am gonna do an Oedipus on my eyes...though I don't suppose that helps with the mental images...perhaps a lobotomy, oh no got that already so I could work for the government... why do you say these things? It's like the time you told me you would hit Geraldine Ferraro (and not in a Rocky kind of way).
there are alot of therapist in Denver that give me a kick back for people i send there ..... Job security

[Los Broncos]

No offense or anything A, but why do you always go public with this stuff?

Just curious is all.

Who else am I going to talk about with, my mom?

And I just thought people would find it interesting.

If not, that's cool just the same.

[Broncobiv]

Who else am I going to talk about with, my mom?

And I just thought people would find it interesting.

If not, that's cool just the same.
Your real life friends? I mean, the people who actually know you on a personal level, not just as an Internet screen name? If you're looking for serious advice on a personal issue that could affect you in a big way, I think that's the first place to start looking. And if you have received advice from friends IRL, and this is more or less just for fun, then that's cool too.

[Los Broncos]

Your real life friends? I mean, the people who actually know you on a personal level, not just as an Internet screen name? If you're looking for serious advice on a personal issue that could affect you in a big way, I think that's the first place to start looking. And if you have received advice from friends IRL, and this is more or less just for fun, then that's cool too.

I do talk to them, I'm not some hermit.

[Ratboy]

Hmmm...maybe she was just trying to be nice~!

I'm sure it was supposed to be a good gesture, but it was still weird.

[Broncobiv]

I do talk to them, I'm not some hermit.

O.K., that's fine. It's just that when someone initially asked why you post this type of stuff on a public message board, you sarcastically asked if you should talk to your mom about it instead, implying that nobody else was available. I was just posting another honest question/comment. No need to get snappish.