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alkemical
09-26-2008, 08:58 AM
Will a UFO flying Jesus Christ save us from the reptilian conspiracy? (http://www.technoccult.com/archives/2008/02/25/will-a-ufo-flying-jesus-christ-save-us-from-the-reptilian-conspiracy/)

http://www.technoccult.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/nesara.jpg

http://www.waitingfornesara.com/

ABOUT WAITING FOR NESARA


Filmed on location in Utah in the months between September 11th, 2001 and the start of the war in Iraq, WAITING FOR NESARA documents the true story of The Open Mind Forum, a messianic group of Salt Lake City ex-Mormons, and the radical faith that binds them together in the wake of 9/11. The group anxiously await the implementation of NESARA—a miraculous secret law hundreds of years in the making— that they believe was blocked and covered up by the Bush administration. The group believes that the 9/11 attacks were Bush's first attempt to delay NESARA's implementation, and that the Iraq war will be his second.

Guided by constant internet updates from New Age gurus, the group believes NESARA will abolish the IRS, remove George Bush from office, expose him as a reptilian alien, distribute millions to the worthy few, and install a UFO-flying Jesus Christ as America's new leader.

As the deadline for Bush's War on Iraq approaches, the group struggles to remain united, positive, and retain a sense of control—channeling all of their faith and prayers toward the desperate hope that the UFO allies will intervene in time to prevent it, ensure NESARA's implementation, and bring about a new golden age.

kappys
09-26-2008, 10:47 AM
George Bush is not reptilian. The title of Lizard King belongs to Cheney

DomCasual
09-26-2008, 10:49 AM
To answer the actual question in the subject line.

In a word, yes!

Smiling Assassin27
09-26-2008, 10:52 AM
Jesus doesn't drive UFO's--too big a carbon footprint for Al Gore.

Dudeskey
09-26-2008, 11:00 AM
Jesus doesn't drive UFO's--too big a carbon footprint for Al Gore.

This is Jesus we're talking about here. maybe his happens to be hydrogen fuel cell powered...™:wiggle:

Smiling Assassin27
09-26-2008, 11:04 AM
This is Jesus we're talking about here. maybe his happens to be hydrogen fuel cell powered...™:wiggle:


Yes, but this is Al Freakin' Gore we're talking about. He'd probably try to re-baptize Jesus in the name of Mother Earth, the Baby Seals, and the Ozone Layer.

Hotrod
09-26-2008, 11:05 AM
I wonder what the freaks err followers have to pay err I mean tith to get their internet updates?

alkemical
09-26-2008, 11:12 AM
George Bush is not reptilian. The title of Lizard King belongs to Cheney

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

David Icke

According to writer David Icke, reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders are in fact related to 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking, reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconis, in the constellation Draco.

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald claims that she was a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, and that Diana told her that the British Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.[6] Icke also claims that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians.

Icke draws connections between the reptilian aliens in his theories and the Annunaki depicted in Zecharia Sitchin's 12th Planet,[7] which has led to other conspiracy theorists referring to reptilian humanoids as the "Annunaki";[8] however, Sitchin himself has always described his Annunaki as purely humanoid.

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/reptilianpoliticians17jul04.shtml

Notable Reptilians:

George Bush Sr.,
George Bush Jr.,
Richard Cheney,
Al Gore,
Colin Powell,
Queen Elizabeth and all 4 sons including Prince Charles and Prince Andrew

President Bush's Cabinet

John Ashcroft , Attorney General -- High Order Reptilian
Donald Rumsfeld, Defense Secretary -- High Order Reptilian
Tommy Thompson, Health and Human Services Secretary-High Order Reptilian
Gale Norton, Interior Secretary -- Alien controlled
Colin Powell, Secretary of State --Reptilian of the Highest Order
Paul O'Neill, Treasury Secretary -- Reptilian

President Bush's Advisors

Andrew Card, White House Chief of Staff
Mitch Daniels, Director of the Office of Management and Budget -- Alien controlled
Condoleezza Rice, National Security Advisor --Alien --other type

Senators of the 107th Congress

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

Plot

Nada (Roddy Piper) is a homeless laborer who finds work on a Los Angeles construction site. One of the workers, Frank Armitage (Keith David), takes him to spend the night at a local shantytown. While being shown around, he notices odd behavior at a small church across the street. Investigating the next day, he discovers that the soup kitchen they are operating is a sham. The choir practice is a recording, scientific apparatus and stacks of cardboard boxes are scattered around the rear areas of the building, and he accidentally stumbles on several more boxes hidden in a secret compartment in a wall.

That night, the police surround the church, forcing the inhabitants to flee. The police then turn on the shantytown, destroying it with bulldozers and beating the blind minister of the church. Nada returns to the site the next day and investigates the church again, which has been emptied. He takes one of the boxes from the secret compartment and opens it in an alleyway, finding it full of sunglasses. He keeps one pair and leaves the rest in a garbage can.

When Nada later dons the glasses for the first time, the world appears in shades of grey, with significant differences. He notices that a billboard now simply displays the word "Obey"; without them it displays the ad that Control Data is "creating a transparent computing environment". Another billboard (normally displaying "Come to the Caribbean" written above a lovely woman lying on a beach) now displays the text "Marry and Reproduce". He also sees that paper money bears the words "This is your God". All printed matter around him contains subliminal advertising.

Additionally, he soon discovers that many people are actually aliens, who are human-looking except for skull-like faces. When the aliens realize he can see them for what they truly are, the police suddenly arrive. Nada escapes and steals a police shotgun, going on a shooting spree at a local bank filled with aliens. One sees him and disappears after twisting a dial on his wristwatch. He forces a woman to take him to her house in the Hollywood Hills at gunpoint. Taking off the glasses to rest, he remarks "these glasses are like a drug... but when you take them off, you come down hard". Holly (the woman) tricks Nada and pushes him through her window, nearly killing him. He leaves behind his pair of sunglasses, however.

After recovering, Nada returns to the construction site to talk over with Frank what he discovered. Seeing Nada as a wanted man for the shooting spree, Frank is initially uninterested in his story. The two engage in a long fight as Nada attempts to convince and then force Frank to put on the sunglasses. When Frank finally puts on the glasses, he sees the aliens around him as well. Frank joins Nada as they get in contact with the group from the church. They learn that a meeting is being held at a local community center later that evening. The community group listens to a seminar in the background introducing radical ideas. For example, the aliens are blamed for carbon dioxide and methane emissions — "they are turning our atmosphere into their atmosphere" — and quickly using up the planet's resources. Holly returns, claiming to now believe John, and delivers some information to the rebels.

At the meeting, they learn that the aliens' primary method of control is a signal being sent out on television, which is why the general public cannot see the aliens for what they are. An unknown but brilliant inventor creates a lense. It is called the Hoffman lense named after Albert Hoffman, the inventor of LSD (this is not explained in the movie). The glasses show the world as it really is. The glasses, which are also available as contact lenses, interfere with the signal. The meeting is raided by the police, who shoot to kill. Nada and Frank escape with the help of one of the wrist devices. They find themselves in an unknown building where the aliens are throwing a party for their human collaborators.

The building turns out to be the basement of a local TV station, Cable 54, and the source of the aliens' signal. Holly, who works at the station, is found by Frank and Nada and they take her with them to the roof. When Nada runs up to the roof, expecting Holly and Frank behind him, Holly kills Frank. Holly then takes aim at Nada when she gets to the roof. Nada manages to destroy the broadcasting antenna, being killed, and killing Holly in the process. As a last dying act, Nada gives the aliens the finger. With the signal now missing, people around L.A. are surprised to discover aliens in their midst—chatting with them at the bar, meeting with them at the office, even in flagrante delicto in their "marital" bed.


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From "the emerald tablets"

“In the form of man moved they amongst us, but only to sight, were they as are men. Serpent-headed when the glamour was lifted, but appearing to man as men among men. Crept they into the councils, taking form that were like unto men. Slaying by their arts the chiefs of the kingdoms, taking their form and ruling o’er man. Only by magic could they be discovered, only by sound could their faces be seen. Sought they from the kingdom of shadows, to destroy man and rule in his place”.


“But, know ye, the Masters were mighty in magic, able to lift the veil from the face of the serpent, able to send him back to his place. Came they to man and taught him the secret, the Word that only a man can pronounce; swift then they lifted the veil from the serpent and cast him forth from place among men”.


“Yet, beware, the serpent still liveth in a place that is open, at times, to the world. Unseen they walk among thee in places where the rites have been said; again as time passes onward, shall they take the semblance of men”.....


{actual passages below from the tablet}
Only by magic could they be discovered.
Only by sound could their faces be seen.
Sought they from the Kingdom of shadows
to destroy man and rule in his place.

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Dudeskey
09-26-2008, 11:23 AM
Yes, but this is Al Freakin' Gore we're talking about. He'd probably try to re-baptize Jesus in the name of Mother Earth, the Baby Seals, and the Ozone Layer.

In which case Jesus would probably tell him "get thee behind me, Satan"...™

alkemical
09-26-2008, 11:32 AM
Maybe i should write a book with The Rev.

We'll be like a more angry and drugged out robert-anton-wilson meets HP lovecraft - with a dash of a few other authors. And maybe a hint of grant morrison & alan moore...

watermock
09-26-2008, 11:36 AM
They Live

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Hotrod
09-26-2008, 11:37 AM
Maybe i should write a book with The Rev.

We'll be like a more angry and drugged out robert-anton-wilson meets HP lovecraft - with a dash of a few other authors.

Feel free to quote me as often as it helps.




We can discuss the costs later :)

alkemical
09-26-2008, 11:37 AM
Feel free to quote me as often as it helps.




We can discuss the costs later :)

lol

watermock
09-26-2008, 11:42 AM
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watermock
09-26-2008, 11:44 AM
this is best

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Taco John
09-26-2008, 12:05 PM
I love Roddy Piper

alkemical
09-26-2008, 12:07 PM
Dude, i make a very probably caused argument that the lizard people are real, and you guys are just distracted by a movie i used to illustrate how something like this could happen....

Sheeeesh....



;)

Taco John
09-26-2008, 12:46 PM
Dude, i make a very probably caused argument that the lizard people are real, and you guys are just distracted by a movie i used to illustrate how something like this could happen....

Sheeeesh....



;)



Sorry, but while I am a very open minded individual who likes to consider all possibilities no matter how fantastical, in the end, my world view ultimately prevents me from believing that there are reptilian humanoids on earth who have co-opted our political system awaiting for the day when they can reveal themselves as our masters, and plunk us on the reptilian buffett line.

That said, I do believe in esoteric politics. I think you'd have to be a huge dupe not to.

baja
09-26-2008, 12:48 PM
Please define esoteric politics

Dudeskey
09-26-2008, 12:49 PM
Dude, i make a very probably caused argument that the lizard people are real, and you guys are just distracted by a movie i used to illustrate how something like this could happen....

Sheeeesh....



;)

Seriously... I've read some of Icke's stuff, listened to him on C2C... scary ****...™

alkemical
09-29-2008, 06:49 AM
Sorry, but while I am a very open minded individual who likes to consider all possibilities no matter how fantastical, in the end, my world view ultimately prevents me from believing that there are reptilian humanoids on earth who have co-opted our political system awaiting for the day when they can reveal themselves as our masters, and plunk us on the reptilian buffett line.

That said, I do believe in esoteric politics. I think you'd have to be a huge dupe not to.

Dude... Do i "believe it"... No....

But maybe i don't want too....lol -

The reptilians and HP Lovecraft's mythos....scare me (in a good way)....because i could see how such things would be hidden on the edge of sight.

alkemical
09-29-2008, 06:52 AM
Seriously... I've read some of Icke's stuff, listened to him on C2C... scary ****...™

The thing about it is.... I actually see how plausible it would be.... As in - i could understand how something like that COULD actually BE.

I mean - we only really see like 20%. The rest is rendered by our brain. It's not out of the question that overtly used drama could keep "the spell on you"....