Holy ****, They Might Start Huard!

[cmhargrove]

Just a little levity around here for the whiny biatches around here.





"SMACK!"

That's a little whack to you, whiny ass biatches!
You don't like being undefeated?

"SMACK!"
You like that little biatch, don't you?

So you want to fire everyone and can the season?
"SMACK!"

You can't take the fact that we finally beat the Chargers, and that we completely lucked out with our retooled O-line and rookies?
"SMACK!"

dirty little biatches...

So Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall are now the most feared combo in the NFL, you just have to complain?
"SMACK!"

I swear Broncos fans might just be the most demanding in the league...
Can we have a little fun around here and enjoy the ride?


"SMACK! SMACK!"

[Los Broncos]

Looks like our first loss of the season is coming.

How do we stop Huard?

[cmhargrove]

Looks like our first loss of the season is coming.

How do we stop Huard?

Blitz all four backup Safeties at the same time!!!!

Wait a minute, all our backups are now starters - scratch that!


We're fooked!

[Hotrod]

Me thinks someone was having a little OM withdrawl.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Now i dont think we'll lose, but this has all the makings of a let down game

[Bob's your Information Minister]

We might have a chance at beating you with Huard.

[Los Broncos]

Send everyone on passing downs, hopefully we dodge a bullet.

[Jesterhole]

As pissed as I am with the D, I'm really happy with the O so far. As soon as we get a stud back in there, we'll have the best offense in the NFL for years.

However, drafting and signing defensive players isn't this organization's strong point.

And I'm kinda scared of Huard going out there with nothing to lose, throwing it up 60 times and scoring 7 TD's. If the Cheaps will be able to score on anyone this year, it'll be on us in their house.

[sirhcyennek81]

We might have a chance at beating you with Huard.


You dont, but its nice to see mindless optimism.


:Broncos:

[Paladin]

You don't think Goodman can't do a better job of getting Dline help?

[boltaneer]

The Chiefs have a better chance to win with Huard. It's a tiny chance mind you, but it's better than the other scrubs on their roster.

[Ironlung]

MY GOD!! it would be embarrassing to get beat by that joke of a football team. Thank god they only have two or three good players to focus on.

[Bronx33]

Holy shyt! they could start a spider monkey and get the same result.

[ZachKC]

"SMACK!"

That's a little whack to you, whiny ass biatches!
You don't like being undefeated?

"SMACK!"
You like that little biatch, don't you?

So you want to fire everyone and can the season?
"SMACK!"

You can't take the fact that we finally beat the Chargers, and that we completely lucked out with our retooled O-line and rookies?
"SMACK!"

dirty little biatches...

So Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall are now the most feared combo in the NFL, you just have to complain?
"SMACK!"

I swear Broncos fans might just be the most demanding in the league...
Can we have a little fun around here and enjoy the ride?


"SMACK! SMACK!"

This is creepy.

[MechanicalBull]

Huard gives them their best chance. They better not make this a trap game and play down to the Chiefs. Just keep the pedal to the metal and blow them out early. It's going to be pretty hard even for our D to keep KC in this game.

Not sure if this is legit or not but a Jet fan said the Chiefs inquired about Brady Quinn about a week or two ago and was shot down of course but I didn't hear anything about that.

[SportinOne]

Obviously Huard gives them the best chance but why do they have to bust out their secret weapon when we play them?? One more week of what's his face!!

I actually prefer they start Huard because beating up on some wide eyed nobody will not improve our defense. We will win either way, but at least Huard will give us something to practice against.

[Killericon]

Trap game.

[Kaylore]

Trap game.

Either we'll get exposed in this trap game or we'll destroy them.


Actually the third option is we'll win, but just barely and then PFT will unveil footage in the middle of the week of another blown call. It will show that Herm Edwards is mad because Ben Hamilton moved a little before the snap on a third and one that we converted to run the clock out, and he wasn't called for a false start. Everyone will say we "should be 1-3" and that we suck.

[cutthemdown]

By far huard is the best QB on the Queefs.

[Raidersbane]

We will destroy them. 180+ with the running game......

[footstepsfrom#27]

By far huard is the best QB on the Queefs.
Which means what exactly?

[cutthemdown]

Which means what exactly?

That the qbs in KC eally suck.

But......with our defense we can make any qb look good. Maybe not Haurd but we will see soon enough.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

We will destroy them. 180+ with the running game......

I doubt it. You have no running backs we're scared of.

Cutler and Marshall will win this game. It sure won't be your defense. Larry is going to dominate.

[listopencil]

Holy shyt! they could start a spider monkey and get the same result.

If they do I'm starting the spider monkey this weekend on my fantasy football team. Can't lose.

[Ironlung]

Bob if you really believe Larry will dominate, then you really are as dumb as you come across on this board.

[broncosteven]

We might have a chance at beating you with Huard.

And hand lotion.

[broncosteven]

Either we'll get exposed in this trap game or we'll destroy them.


Actually the third option is we'll win, but just barely and then PFT will unveil footage in the middle of the week of another blown call. It will show that Herm Edwards is mad because Ben Hamilton moved a little before the snap on a third and one that we converted to run the clock out, and he wasn't called for a false start. Everyone will say we "should be 1-3" and that we suck.


If they start Huard our crappy Dline will get 3 sacks.

If they start Thigpen the Chiefs will have to declare the ground as eligible.

[Florida_Bronco]

Bob if you really believe Larry will dominate, then you really are as dumb as you come across on this board.

It's not so much dumb (although he has plenty of that to go around) as it is blind lust.

[KipCorrington25]

Getting all over confident is the last thing all the Denver people should be doing. This is a total TRAP game and Denver is notorious for blowing games like this the last 8 years.

[SouthStndJunkie]

Hide the Vicodin....Matthew Perry from Friends....my bad....I mean Damon Huard is starting.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Look, you guys are winning. But your defense is still crap. I mean it's TOTAL ****. Larry will put up 100 easy. Our running game is back.

Yes, you'll get to Huard three times and Cutler will pass all over us. Marshall might get 200 yards. But you will not stop Larry Johnson. YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON. HE OWNS YOU. LARRY JOHNSON OWNS THE ****ING DENVER BRONCOS. HE ALWAYS HAS.

PREPARE TO GET SKULL****ED BY THE CENTAUR AS YOU WIN 40-24.

I'm going to enjoy this loss more than any all year.

[broncswin]

Look, you guys are winning. But your defense is still crap. I mean it's TOTAL ****. Larry will put up 100 easy. Our running game is back.

Yes, you'll get to Huard three times and Cutler will pass all over us. Marshall might get 200 yards. But you will not stop Larry Johnson. YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON. HE OWNS YOU. LARRY JOHNSON OWNS THE ****ING DENVER BRONCOS. HE ALWAYS HAS.

PREPARE TO GET SKULL****ED BY THE CENTAUR AS YOU WIN 40-24.

I'm going to enjoy this loss more than any all year.

WHAT BOB TELLS HIS MOM, WHILE BEATING HER AT MADDEN!!:wiggle:

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Right now I feel like the robot in I, Robot.

YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON!

*SLAMS FISTS INTO TABLE*

[SouthStndJunkie]

Look, you guys are winning. But your defense is still crap. I mean it's TOTAL ****. Larry will put up 100 easy. Our running game is back.

Yes, you'll get to Huard three times and Cutler will pass all over us. Marshall might get 200 yards. But you will not stop Larry Johnson. YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON. HE OWNS YOU. LARRY JOHNSON OWNS THE ****ING DENVER BRONCOS. HE ALWAYS HAS.

PREPARE TO GET SKULL****ED BY THE CENTAUR AS YOU WIN 40-24.

I'm going to enjoy this loss more than any all year.

I have to admit, that is pretty funny.

[broncosteven]

Right now I feel like the robot in I, Robot.

YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON!

*SLAMS FISTS INTO TABLE*

LJ will need to run for 400 yards and Cutler will have to have at least 3 picks returned for TDs for KFC to win.

There is no way TT or Statue Huard win this game.

[Florida_Bronco]

The only way Johnson gets 100 yards against us is if we put up a huge lead and play the pass the entire 2nd half like the Falcons did. THEN he might get 100 yards.

[cmhargrove]

Look, you guys are winning. But your defense is still crap. I mean it's TOTAL ****. Larry will put up 100 easy. Our running game is back.

Yes, you'll get to Huard three times and Cutler will pass all over us. Marshall might get 200 yards. But you will not stop Larry Johnson. YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON. HE OWNS YOU. LARRY JOHNSON OWNS THE ****ING DENVER BRONCOS. HE ALWAYS HAS.

PREPARE TO GET SKULL****ED BY THE CENTAUR AS YOU WIN 40-24.

I'm going to enjoy this loss more than any all year.

Who the hell is the Centaur, did I miss the D&D convention or something?

[Atwater His Ass]

I love how the battle cry for the mullets, is now "we'll lose, but we'll get our RB 100 yards baby! we're awesome!"

what a bunch of pussies.

[FISH]

I love how the battle cry for the mullets, is now "we'll lose, but we'll get our RB 100 yards baby! we're awesome!"

what a bunch of pussies.

As I don't visit other teams forums....do our fans get as stupid as some of them do in ours?

[Dudeskey]

Looks like our first loss of the season is coming.

How do we stop Huard?

I dunno... we're sooo ****ed though. I hope Shanny's got the team ready to bring their best game to the table, cuz its gonna be a tough one...™

[listopencil]

Centaur? WTF?

[sixtimeseight]

I doubt it. You have no running backs we're scared of.

Neither do you.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Au contraire.

Jamaal Charles is going to make your linebackers look foolish. He's got sweet feet.

[Bronx33]

But will he get into the endzone? ( he can run around all he wants bob)

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Oh yeah, we'll score. At least two touchdowns. Hell, maybe three.

I hear Champ is looking old? Bowe's ready!!!

[Bronx33]

Ahhhhh that gleam in your eye reminds me of my kids faces around christmas sadly it was gone when they found out they didn't get what they wanted.

[Phantom]

Broncos D made Brees and Rivers look good. They already were good. I don't remember Russel looking All-world against our D. The run D HAS improved. I'm not worried about LJ.

[SportinOne]

Man, Mcgahee got his eye roughed up pretty bad by the Browns. Although they keep showing this replay of him running to the outside and getting tackled and i just don't see where they tried to touch his eye at all. There is a different play where they clearly did but on this particular play there is no contact in the head area.. Weird, huh?

[BroncoFiend]

Right now I feel like the robot in I, Robot.

YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON!

*SLAMS FISTS INTO TABLE*


Wow, you are such a geek.

[dbfan4life]

Getting all over confident is the last thing all the Denver people should be doing. This is a total TRAP game and Denver is notorious for blowing games like this the last 8 years.

If you mean the players, then yes, they should not be overconfident. If you're talking about the fans, our confidence has nothing to do with the outcome of the game. We will win. ^5

[cmhargrove]

Right now I feel like the robot in I, Robot.

YOU WILL NOT STOP LARRY JOHNSON!

*SLAMS FISTS INTO TABLE*

Frustrated Larry Johnson says he’s being phased out of Chiefs’ offense
By ADAM TEICHER
The Kansas City Star

DAVID EULITT | The Star
Larry Johnson (27) didn't have the ball in his hands much Sunday against Oakland.

After sharing the backfield workload for the second straight week, Larry Johnson couldn’t contain his frustration any longer.

Johnson said after the Chiefs’ 23-8 loss to Oakland at Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday that he was obviously being phased out of the offense. Johnson had the second-lowest rushing total during his time as the Chiefs’ featured back, with 22 yards in 12 carries.

“I’ve got to sit back and figure that the writing is on the wall, that this season or next season could be my last season as a Chief,” Johnson said. “I don’t know. But obviously if they’re making personnel changes now and I’m not even in for any of the snaps to (try to) help win this game, then that pretty much says it for all.

“I’m not dumb. I know what’s going on. I sense what’s going on. Nobody should run the ball if it isn’t me. I always felt that way. If I’m not getting the ball, then I should be tired. If I’m not tired and I’m not getting the ball, then there’s something going on. I’ve just got to deal with it.”

Specifically, Johnson said he was most upset at being removed from the game when the Chiefs were near the opponent’s end zone. He was in for only one of the final four plays in last week’s game in New England and was replaced by either Jamaal Charles or Kolby Smith on the Chiefs’ only touchdown drive on Sunday.

He stood near the offensive coaches on the sideline waiting for word to enter the game, but that call didn’t come until after the Chiefs scored their touchdown and were trying for a two-point conversion.

“I’m trying to help win games, and this is the second time where I’m not in there when it’s time to win a game,” Johnson said.

Johnson, who averaged only 3.5 yards per carry last season, acknowledged he is trying too hard to make long runs.

“You’re forcing yourself to try to make plays because you know that changes that are going on are fighting against you,” he said.

In 38 career starts for the Chiefs, Johnson had fewer than 12 carries only twice. But neither Charles (three carries) nor Smith (one) was busy, either.

The Chiefs wound up throwing 38 passes, and Johnson is no longer part of their lineup when the Chiefs throw.

“It had nothing to do with the offensive line,” Johnson said of his inability to find running room. “You’re not getting any momentum when you’re coming in and you’re coming out, coming in and coming out. It’s kind of tough in my position as a running back. I need to warm up to get going, and it didn’t happen because of personnel changes and things we’re doing on offense.

“I need 20 or 30 carries. Things are going in a different direction than I thought. Maybe it will turn around for next week or the week after that. As of right now, it’s tough not to be able to get into a rhythm and gain momentum.

“I don’t want to complain about not getting the ball. It’s (about) whatever’s best for the team. That’s where I kind of leave it. Whatever the team needs and whatever the team has to do to win, either with me or without me, then that’s what they have to do.”

The Chiefs take Johnson out of the game in passing situations because they believe he is not as proficient as Charles or Smith as a pass receiver or blocker. Johnson was late to block the blitzing linebacker Thomas Howard in the first quarter, and Howard sacked Damon Huard for an 8-yard loss.

“I’m 7 yards back,” Johnson said. “I can’t fly up there. It’s just not going to happen.”

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Thanks for posting that incredibly old article, that was written before Larry broke off 121 yards in Atlanta's ass last week.

[kamakazi_kal]

Old? one week old.
Calm down bob it's atlanta.

[cutthemdown]

I doubt it. You have no running backs we're scared of.

Cutler and Marshall will win this game. It sure won't be your defense. Larry is going to dominate.

Didn't Selvin young torch you last yr for like 250 yrds and a couple scores? LOL the only reason Selvin doesn't scare Queefies is because they are foolish.

I see Broncos running it more then you think on Sunday.

Selvin, Hall, Pittman prob combine for 30 carries for about 140 or so yrds and a couple of TDS.

I also will go on a limb and say Broncos will convert over 60% on 3rd down.

[cutthemdown]

Thanks for posting that incredibly old article, that was written before Larry broke off 121 yards in Atlanta's ass last week.

wow atlanta they have a tough tough run defense.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Yeah Denver is known for a similarly tough run defense.

[cutthemdown]

Yeah Denver is known for a similarly tough run defense.

How many yrds does a RB have to run for against you to be scared of him?

Selvin friggin torched KC last yr so I'm just wondering.

In fact Selvin plays his best against KC so far in his young career.

[cmhargrove]

Thanks for posting that incredibly old article, that was written before Larry broke off 121 yards in Atlanta's ass last week.

I think its time for a little Larry Johnson Rap!

**** Dat!

http://www.zimbio.com/pilot?ZURL=%2FLarry%2BJohnson%2BRap%2Farticles%2F3 %2FAudio%2Bfile%2BLarry%2BJohnson%2BRap&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fallhiphop.com%2Fblogs%2Fmultimedi a__music%2Farchive%2F2007%2F09%2F14%2F18589887.asp x

[Bob's your Information Minister]

**** Carl Peterson?

Larry has the right idea. If only people would listen...

[Inkana7]

Yeah Denver is known for a similarly tough run defense.

Actually they are this season. DVOA statistics have their Run D ranked 5th in the NFL.

So..you're..dumb.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Actually they are this season. DVOA statistics have their Run D ranked 5th in the NFL.

So..you're..dumb.

Keep putting lipstick on that porky defense of yours.

Sunday is going to be our breakout game on offense. After this game you're going to be wondering how you let the CHIEFS hang 350 yards of offense on you. You'll win, but you'll be shaking in your boots as you prepare for...um...well ****, you guys have a pretty easy schedule.

[Bronx33]

Have another donut bob.

[Inkana7]

Keep putting lipstick on that porky defense of yours.

Sunday is going to be our breakout game on offense. After this game you're going to be wondering how you let the CHIEFS hang 350 yards of offense on you. You'll win, but you'll be shaking in your boots as you prepare for...um...well ****, you guys have a pretty easy schedule.

Right.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Left.

[Kaylore]

Why does Bob habitually set himself up for embarrassment?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Because I don't care?

By the way, your wall has a crack in it. You might want to update your sig with Casey "spackle" Wiegmann.

[bowtown]

LOL at "hanging" 350 yards on us. Bob, our offense eats 350 yards for breakfast.

[broncosteven]

Keep putting lipstick on that porky defense of yours.

Sunday is going to be our breakout game on offense. After this game you're going to be wondering how you let the CHIEFS hang 350 yards of offense on you. You'll win, but you'll be shaking in your boots as you prepare for...um...well ****, you guys have a pretty easy schedule.

Too bad 350 yards = 4 FG's in Herms Offense.

The problem is 400 yards in our Offense = 38 points.

[Rock Chalk]

They could start Montana it wouldnt matter. Their team ****ing sucks.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

LOL at "hanging" 350 yards on us. Bob, our offense eats 350 yards for breakfast.

Oh, I know. We're talking about the Chiefs here, though. Let's not get all arena-league crazy, now.

[hambone13]

Right.

I'm bookmarking this one. I have a feeling Bob is going to have to kneel after this week even about our defense.

Our defense is 3 games deep in it's development w/ it's 3rd coordinator. We still won the game with 2 of the highest powered offenses in the league. If our D doesn't look like a #16th-ish team this week, I'll eat crow and post the video for Bob to post in in sig.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

If your defense is worth a **** it should start the season out with a glimmer of hope. Defenses are ahead of offenses early in the year.

Right now it looks worse, to be frank.

[Malcontent]

If your defense is worth a **** it should start the season out with a glimmer of hope. Defenses are ahead of offenses early in the year.

Right now it looks worse, to be frank.

Thanks Frank..er..Blob..er whatever your fata** name is.

[cutthemdown]

If your defense is worth a **** it should start the season out with a glimmer of hope. Defenses are ahead of offenses early in the year.

Right now it looks worse, to be frank.

how good did Giants defense look week 1-4 last yr?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Wow. Are you seriously comparing your pathetic group of defenders to a SUPER BOWL DEFENSE?

Pass that chronic!

[cutthemdown]

Wow. Are you seriously comparing your pathetic group of defenders to a SUPER BOWL DEFENSE?

Pass that chronic!

no just showing you don't know crap. Plenty of defenses start the yr slow and finish strong. Giants gave up 35 points to GB, then even more to Dallas last yr early in the yr. The buckeled down and shut Dallas down by end of yr.

Broncos defenses has shown some flashes. A couple of really big stops actually. The run defense is better. Pass defense can always improve but run defense usually can't.

If we can get dbacks to make some plays on balls and the pass rush picks up we could still have a decent defense.

Most important thing early in the year is to get wins.

Broncos defense still giving up 400 pluys yard come november/december then yes we are finished.

[cutthemdown]

Wow. Are you seriously comparing your pathetic group of defenders to a SUPER BOWL DEFENSE?

Pass that chronic!

also I would never smoke with you. You're just not cool enough.