BroncoBuff
09-20-2008, 12:14 PM
Sarah Palin = 'Post Turtle'
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who got stuck in some barb wire, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her VP bid.
The old rancher said, "I know exactly what Sarah Palin is, she's a 'Post Turtle'."
The doctor didn't quite understand, "Post Turtle?"
"Well, When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle sitting on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'."
"How can you compare Sarah Palin to that turtle on the post?"
The rancher explained, "You know she didn't get up there by herself, you know she don't belong up there, she don't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what dummy put her up there to begin with."
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who got stuck in some barb wire, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her VP bid.
The old rancher said, "I know exactly what Sarah Palin is, she's a 'Post Turtle'."
The doctor didn't quite understand, "Post Turtle?"
"Well, When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle sitting on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'."
"How can you compare Sarah Palin to that turtle on the post?"
The rancher explained, "You know she didn't get up there by herself, you know she don't belong up there, she don't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what dummy put her up there to begin with."