(TJ WINS!!!) Last one to post on this thread wins ........

[Spider]

.

[Bo]

LMFAO!!!

[Meck77]

Oh man that is twisted.

[ChampBailey24]

1000 posts has to be a record of some sort!

[ROYC75]

OH my Spider, didn't you say your wife was a Chiefs fan, did you get her permission 1st before you posted her on here ?

[Spider]

Royce is that you ? ;D

[ROYC75]

Originally posted by §Pide®
Royce is that you ? ;D

Sorry Spider, but I thought that might of been yur wife,BTA, it does look like a contestant that got 3rd place in a local dike contest in Denver last week.....;D

[Spider]

Originally posted by ROYC75


Sorry Spider, but I tought that might of been yur wife,BTA, it does look like a contestant that got 3rd place in a local dike contest in Denver last week.....;D
Royce you Chief fans are without a doubt the most cruelest People ........ Check this Picture out .............. if there is Justice in this world you Mullet People will be stopped;D

[Spider]

;D

[Bo]

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[bilrob]

I'm last as of now!

[Bo]

Originally posted by bilrob
I'm last as of now!

For 9 minutes you were........;D

[Elevation 5280']

Me!

[Bo]

Sorry Charlie.....

[PatsWin2002]

Some day we'll all look back at this and laugh...........especially if we're not still doing this.

[Bo]

I'm laughing now.........;D

[Elevation 5280']

PatsWin, LOL @ your avatar and caption!

I saw a lot of people calling him Billick the other night....funny!

[broncolife]

I win

[broncolife]

You didnt win, I did :crazy:

[broncolife]

No, I won :crazy:

[broncolife]

Think again big boy, I win. :crazy:

[broncolife]

You might as well give up because I am going to win. :crazy:

[broncolife]

Originally posted by broncolife
You might as well give up because I am going to win. :crazy:


You cant win because I am everybodies studmuffin.
:crazy:

[broncolife]

Muffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! :crazy:

[broncolife]

Ok,ok I guess I will let you win. :crazy:

[broncolife]

Thanks:crazy:

[broncolife]

Originally posted by broncolife
Ok,ok I guess I will let you win. :crazy:

But I wont let you win. :crazy:

[broncolife]

Oh crap, I am losing it :crazy:

[broncolife]

Originally posted by broncolife
Oh crap, I am losing it :crazy:




What did you lose? :crazy:

[broncolife]

Your not losing anything:crazy:

[broncolife]

Leave me alone!!!!!!!:crazy: :(

[broncolife]

Screw you :crazy:

[broncolife]

No, F U. :crazy:

[broncolife]

You want to take this out side? :crazy:

[broncolife]

Lets get it on :crazy:

[broncolife]

:crazy: :redpunch: :hitself: Whack! you little punk. Smack! take this biatch. Crack! Ooooh my nut. Can hardly move, but I will not go down without a fight . Time for a nut for a nut. Hey, no bitting ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.Crunch!.

[broncolife]

!Booya! Im back, Im back. I wonder why my nuts hurt so much.

Oh yeah, I win.

[ChampBailey24]

sry i win!

[Bo]

Still going huh.......:o

[ROYC75]

It keeps on Going,and Going, and going.......

They call me the Energizer !

[Bo]

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[Meck77]

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[SJ Bronco]

winner ;D

[Spider]

Originally posted by §Pide®
;D
....

[Spider]

;D

[SJ Bronco]

....

[PatsWin2002]

A thread in a thread. Unfortunately it's not a window to the future...only the past.

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[Bo]

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[SJ Bronco]

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[SJ Bronco]

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[Bo]

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[SJ Bronco]

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[Bo]

LMFAO SJ........

[SJ Bronco]

LMFAO Bo......... (still got more dots!)

[Bo]

LMAO,still.......

[SJ Bronco]

................

[521 1N5]

:)

[ChampBailey24]

hey, um i win!

[SJ Bronco]

Hey, um...no you don't

[Bo]

¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

[Bo]

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[SJ Bronco]

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[Bo]

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[Mile High Shack]

you still won't win

[Bo]

Neither do you.......

[ROYC75]

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden...POOF.!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for that , you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

THEN, POOF...there she was ... gone.

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Dave yells back, "DON'T SWING,FRED!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!"

[ROYC75]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again!"

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs up in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?

[ROYC75]

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,
or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.

__________________

[ROYC75]

Turkey Sandwiches

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a turkey sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating turkey?" She said, "I love it, but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he said. She pointed to her lap and said, "'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said "That's right you are, better not eat any more turkey." He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating turkey. I'm starting to get feathers down there too." She
asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you, you've already got the neck and gizzards!!!"

[SJ Bronco]

Damn I need more jokes...I'll read Royc's when I get home, I bet thier good ones, I just wanted to be leading before I left!

[ROYC75]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we
showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."

[Spider]

;D

[ROYC75]

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

[Pezman]

Holy crap guys! padding the post count? Wow, I can't believe this thread hasn't died yet...

and I win

[Phantom]

:o

I win!

[ROYC75]

A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.

He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a ****, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.'

So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.

The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger.

[ROYC75]

A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen.

"Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of marriage?"

The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down, picking the dough up with her snatch. "Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.

So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night. While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough. Expecting to only pick up the biscuit she had a very unexpected episode of gas, which made a thunderous growling sound.

Her husband startled, jumped from the bed and backed away. "What's wrong honey?" she asked.

He replied, " **** woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing growls like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to tease it with meat!"

[ROYC75]

Two Arab men boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arabs in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."

"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the pane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..."

[ROYC75]

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,then the driver said,"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me". The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm very sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years

[ROYC75]

Coffee Please
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo **** in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee.
"The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall
mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the
bucket of ****, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun,
then
just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
and a bucket of **** in the other. He walks up to the counter and says
to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're
still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the
heck was all that about, anyway"?

The Indian says, "Me in training for government job. Drink coffee,
shoot the ****, and disappear for rest of the day.

[ROYC75]

http://www.farmjokes.com/email/newjoke/dude.jpg

[Spider]

I win ..........

[ROYC75]

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well, that's great...just great...some asshole's got my pen."

__________________

[ROYC75]

One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes, and the Daddy's thingee sort of stands up, and then Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said..."Oh, Honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry.

[Bo]

...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

LMMFAO!!!

[ROYC75]

A man was in embrace with another man's wife when he hears someone enter the house. He tries to got his clothes and tried to hide in the closet. As he tries to remain silent he hears a little voice say, "Boy, its dark in here."
A little boy had been in the closet the whole time. Thinking fast he tells says,"Hey kid, I'll give you $20 dollars if you keep quiet about this."
"No, no," the boys says. "I have to tell my daddy what I saw."
"Ok, I'll give you $50 if you keep your mouth shut."
"No, no," the boys says. "I have to tell my daddy what I saw."
"Ok, I'll give you $100 to keep quiet," the man said. The boy accepts.
The next day the boys father comes home to find him riding a new bike. He asks his son where he got the bike. Since he has promised not to say anything he has to keep his mouth closed. The man goes to his wife and asks her about it but she knows nothing. Fearing that the boy may have stolen the bike he says he will take her to church and have him confess.
The boy is led into the confessional and the door closed behind him. "Boy, its dark in here." He says.
"Let's not start that crap again," the priest replied.

[ROYC75]

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey. "St. Peter said, "Noooooo!!!" and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo, " and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said, "So,tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder. . . St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued,

"Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

[ROYC75]

"CATHOLIC PARROTS"

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your
parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!

[ROYC75]

THIS IS SO TRUE!


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What in life makes 100%?

Want to know the secret?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 == 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 == 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 == 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 == 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you!
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 == 118%

[ROYC75]

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE.

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny. So, the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny." "Oh, thank you ! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me." So, the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you’re scaly, and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone, and no balls. I'd say you must be either a democrat, an attorney, or possibly someone in upper management.

[ROYC75]

An old prospector came down from the hills after many months of searching for gold and silver. He goes into the bar, slams his fist on the table and says, "By God, give me a whiskey." He downs it quickly and slams the glass on the counter. He leans over to the bartender and whispers, "By the way, you got any women around here?"
The bartender leans over and says, "No, but we got ol' Joe in the back."
The prospector is furious. "Ol' Joe. I don't go for that sh#t." He stomps off and goes back in the hills.
Several months later he gets lonely again. Since it is the only town around and they only have the one bar he goes back to the same place. He slams his fist on the table and says, "By God, give me a whiskey." He downs it quickly and slams the glass on the counter. He leans over to the bartender and whispers, "By the way, you get any women around here?"
The bartender leans over and says, "No, but we still have ol' Joe."
"Ol Joe, I don't go for that sh#t." But the prospector is desperate at this point. "Welll, if I do it with ol' Joe, who's gonna know about it?"
"Well, there's you, me, ol' Joe a course, and the other two guys."
"The other two guys?" the prospector says. "Who are they?"
"They're the two guys holdin' ol' Joe down. He don't go for that sh#t neither."

[ROYC75]

http://www.joke.to/Media/Images/bummer.jpg

[ROYC75]

Every Saturday morning Sam has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golf's all day long, sometimes 36 holes.

Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course.Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour.There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that ****?"!!!!!!!!

[ROYC75]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[Bo]

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[SJ Bronco]

i'll tell my lizard not to bungee jump

[Bo]

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[broncolife]

Originally posted by ROYC75
http://www.joke.to/Media/Images/bummer.jpg


I wish somebody would have warned me Earlier. Chico will be missed. :(

[Spider]

;D

[broncolife]

2+2=?

[ROYC75]

I'm back !

[Bo]

¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥

[watermock]

"i can't be in a relationship, I ruin them all. I think I'm a lesbian " "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no more war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/roseannebarr1.jpg

OH, I win, I win this going away.

[Bo]

Nope........8')

[watermock]

Don't make me repost this.

I have won.

Multiple postings will only induce vomiting.

[watermock]

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/roseannebarr1.jpg

Notice the huge bra to pick up the twin stadiums. The obnoxious face.

If only we could hear the voice, but I can remind you of her "Star Spangled Banner" that was only rivaled by the brain dead Ozzie.

No, I have won this fair and square.

[Hogan11]

Good God.

I just got over the flu...don't make me sick all over again please.

[Bo]

Originally posted by watermock
Don't make me repost this.

I have won.

Multiple postings will only induce vomiting.

OK

[watermock]

Don't make me play a wav.

God, I just got sick myself.

[Spider]

Tom Arnold used to bang that .......... No wonder he is concidered a goof

[watermock]

If I am not annointed the king, I shall make you all watch "Rossanne" 24/7 untill surrender.

This includes her whiny slut kids.

[watermock]

"Oh Mom, you know that condoms don't feel right..."

"You will wear them or I will kick your bottom....even if you ARE 12, your going to obey me...."

[Spider]

LMAO I win Mock ......... As long as Roseanne isnt wearing a Thong @ the Beach on a hot day I can hang

[watermock]

I met Tom Arnold in the "Great Iowa RIGRAI".

It went right thru my hometown, and stayed at a house just 4 down on my street.

This goon had his own Madden bus, with a freaking trailer with 3 trick Harley Davidson Bikes.

Now mind you, it's ok to have trailer vehicles for your BICYCLE RIDERS.

Arnold never had no intention of actuall sitting his fat ass for half a mile on an actual bike that he couldn't make fun of people actually pedalling their way across Iowa.

It was so incredibly arrogant, and the Des Moines Register just bought into it so bad it was sickening.

Tom Arnold treated the whole deal like it was something to make fun of while he scooted past huffing and puffing leg driven propulsion.

I actually confronted the asshole.

I told Tom that he was such a fat ass he couldn't possibly even ride a bike, yet alone make one leg of 100 miles without having a stroke, and that he was a money grabbing slut who got a window to fame thru another slut that was smarter than him.

I also made some other insults into his face while morons were asking for his autograph.

I asked him why he needed to ride a Harley on a bicycle ride. He was pretty irritated but totally ignored me. I certainly heckled him.

I even asked him if that got him 500,000 a fold to get his big break. Then he got really mad at me.

Then I told him that he was using the whole deal to make himself look important. Then some goons came out of the house he had taken over and told me to leave or they would call the cops.

This happened about 100 yards from where I am right now.

[watermock]

You don't have to believe it.

God was it funny tho. I wouldn't if ragged him if he wasn't treated like some God when it was a BICYCLE trip, not a HARLEY trip.

I mean, he needed a Madden Bus, and PLUS a trailer behind it to carry MOTORCYCLES.

It wasn't a Motorbike trip whatsoever. It is a bicycle tourney. God what an asshole.

I don't think I have ever met such an arrogant asshole.

[PatsWin2002]

Ha!

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[Bo]

:crazy: rofl rofl rofl

[ChampBailey24]

i win!

[SJ Bronco]

Has anyone ever seen Rosie O'donell and Roseanne in the same place at the same time? Hummmmm......

[Meck77]

Originally posted by ROYC75
I'm back !

Didn't realize you left.

[Spider]

Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Has anyone ever seen Rosie O'donell and Roseanne in the same place at the same time? Hummmmm......
Not Naked I am proud to say

[Meck77]

Since our online chef fan seems to need constant attention from us Bronco fans like a puppy I thought maybe we could all dig into our pockets and chip in to buy the kid .................
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2964366997&category=317

[Spider]

LOL ............ you can find it on ebay

[SJ Bronco]

HOLY CRAP! You can get anything on ebay!!!

[ROYC75]

Originally posted by SJ Bronco
HOLY CRAP! You can get anything on ebay!!!

With ebay, anything is possible.

BTW, am I winnng ?

If it continues to be a slow day, I'm going to have to find a way to humor myself.

[SJ Bronco]

Dude, Im looking on ebay for a winning lottery ticket!

[Hotrod]

I wonder if khinz is one of the two bidders?

[SJ Bronco]

I bet he bid twice.....

[Hotrod]

Poor girl is only going for $5.50. That has got to hurt to old ego.

[Hotrod]

Nope now all 5 chef fans have bid and she is up to 15.50

[SJ Bronco]

Wait till Raider fan gets wind of this, he'll spend all his drug money! ;D

[ROYC75]

Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Dude, Im looking on ebay for a winning lottery ticket!

Actually it has happened once.....Some guy had one up there from 2 years ago.......Posted the #'s and date that it won,an winning ticket in Indiana stae lottery......

Nobody bought a used up ticket !

Go Figure ????

[SJ Bronco]

I guess a ticket that already won is a bad Idea huh?

I should go looking for ancient artifacts, like a Dolphins superbowl trophy!

Or a myth, like a chargers superbowl trophy

(out of respect for my man royc, i didn't smack the easy target on this one, the chiefs)

[ROYC75]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=18763&stc=1

[Spider]

next thing you know the Kansas City Rams will have a Dome in K.C. and they will be called the Greatest Show on Turf part 2 ;D

[Hotrod]

Hey was that khinz with his new friend monkey boy?

[SJ Bronco]

Too much ugly on this thread, so here's a change up for you guys.

http://www.newsfilter.org/sex2/natasha23.jpg

Get your monkey out now...

[SJ Bronco]

sucide bomber barbi

http://muck.finheaven.com/stuff/suicidebomberbarbie.jpeg


Got that one from a fin fan

[watermock]

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/roseannebarr1.jpg

[SJ Bronco]

No way Roaseanne is ruining this thread!

http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200304FloJalin/FloJalin-36.jpg

[KHinz57]

Eh, poor attempt into turning this into a girl thread, like we have over at ChiefsPlanet. But the asian chick above isn't a bad start.

[Hotrod]

This thread is getting better

[PatsWin2002]

Yup!

<bgsound src="http://www.angelfire.com/weird/wavs/waves/twilight_zone.wav">

[SJ Bronco]

we have a girl thread already, way better and ben around longer than the chefs one...we don't keep it on the main board though cause unlike chefs planet, we try to keep off topic crap off the main board, this thread excluded for fun reasons.

[Spider]

;D

[SJ Bronco]

If anyone wants more Natasha Yi pictures let me know, I got a whole HARD drive full of em.

[Spider]

Smart move SJ , you keep posting those girly Pics , KHinz sister might see them and Hinz will be in divorce court and you dont want that ...........;D

[SJ Bronco]

ROTF! Hilarious!

[SJ Bronco]

http://www.xoticus.com/aphrodite/natasha/images/portfolio/01.jpg

[Spider]

LMAO I must have struck a Nerve with Hinz 57 he Pmed me , I didnt read it ................

[SJ Bronco]

http://www.minisc.com/gallery/pictures/Natasha_Yi1a.jpg

Natasha Yi
Los Angeles, CA
Representing Import Revolution Spokesmodel 2002
Website: n/a


Age: 22
Height: 5'5
Weight: 110
Measurements: 34-24-34
Hair Color: brown
Eyes: brown
Ethnicity: korean
Turn Ons: Ambition, class, and a guy who knows how to have a little fun!
Turn Offs: Haters, ego trips, rude, arrogant, or conceided people
Hobbies: Water sports, traveling, learning new things! I also love playing on the internet.


Life Long Dreams: To become incredibly rich and famous to share my wealth with all my friends and family. In the mean time I am focusing on finishing my education. I would also like to host and have my own show like E! Last but not least, just have fun!

[SJ Bronco]

LMAO I must have struck a Nerve with Hinz 57 he Pmed me , I didnt read it ................

Maybe we made him realize and he wants a date?

[Spider]

LMFAO . well if he keeps his Mullet under control , Puts some falsies on his Back ............ I will Hook him up with Big Dave ;D . But Hienz will have to pay me and Tim $50.00 a Piece to hold Big Dave Down cause big Dave dont go for that Homo stuff either

[SJ Bronco]

http://www.modfxmodels.com/models/SabrineMaui/images/Sabrine-01.jpg

[SJ Bronco]

LMFAO . well if he keeps his Mullet under control , Puts some falsies on his Back ............ I will Hook him up with Big Dave . But Hienz will have to pay me and Tim $50.00 a Piece to hold Big Dave Down cause big Dave dont go for that Homo stuff either

Hilarious!

[Spider]

Originally posted by SJ Bronco


Hilarious!
I know a $100.00 is alot of Money but I watched Big Dave pick up a 460 Engine block ............ But anyman that wears a mullet like that aint afraid of Big Dave ;D

[watermock]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/06/aikmanhomo.jpg

[Spider]

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/classifications/06/aikmanhomo.jpg
Hinz , Chief4ever and Packer fan ............. I dont need to mention the one eying the ass is Hinz do I ?

[SJ Bronco]

the stuffed deer head ontp of the TV says it all...

[Spider]

Bambi is on TV Kids ;D

[broncolife]

Is that a stuffed Chipmunk on the TV?

[ChampBailey24]

i win! again and a'again!

[PatsWin2002]

Congrats.

[PatsWin2002]

I could run away with this.............

[PatsWin2002]

Got a minute? Really bored? Really really?

Fine.

Visit the Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers website gallery:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/gallery.html

The crap that's on the net......... ???

[PatsWin2002]

Or how about this freak?

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_grl.htm

[Spider]

This maybe to strong for KHinz57 but you others enjoy (http://www.video-c.co.uk/frontend/asp/microshow.asp?vidref=benn001&FileType=ADSLprog) ;D

[PatsWin2002]

http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/109worst_opic_ever.jpg

[Meck77]

Kill you gotta post that in Sugar Rays!!

[Spider]

Originally posted by Meck77
Kill you gotta post that in Sugar Rays!!
K you can if you want to or me dont matter

[Bo]

Funny chit!!

[PatsWin2002]

I came across this pic in my travels today.....whoa.

[Bo]

:o :o :o :o :o

[watermock]

I Win!

http://foreverakid.com/gphotos/BibbedRompers1-Front3-Jerry.jpg

[orange 4 life]

scary pic mock!!
check your pm's

jake

[watermock]

http://foreverakid.com/gphotos/DiaperSet1-Front2-Jerry.jpg

This is no contest.

[Bo]

Good God!

[watermock]

I am in tears with this site.

http://foreverakid.com/gphotos/PoloPJsKnit1-Front2-Jerry.jpg

This totally shatters the "Big Baby" Paradigm forever.

[DontBeMessin]

Looks like a Raider wins! Ha hahahaaaa Bwaaaa ha haaaaa!

[Bo]

Yeah sure........

[DontBeMessin]

What do I get?

[Bo]

Originally posted by DontBeMessin
What do I get?

A shiny new team helmet......

[DontBeMessin]

Aww, thanks! It looks like you dropped my helmet in some ice cream - I suggest you clean it and return it to me before you get pimp slapped beotch!

[Bo]

AWwwwww.....How bout a t-shirt instead.......

[broncolife]

Sorry , but I just Couldnt let this thread move to the second page.

[Bo]

:D

[Priestgets30tds]

Originally posted by Bo
:D
Bo you cheat on Broncosfreak.com???

[DontBeMessin]

I win again. . . Thanks for the t-shirt!

Send it to Beating Bronco Biotches - 69690 NE Hermaphrodite Lane - East County 999-01 - Denver CO 45673 - Attn: Bo "the Biotch" Hermaphrodite

I think you get more use out of it than I using it as a clean up towel after you skin the carrot. . .

[Spider]

Originally posted by DontBeMessin
I win again. . . Thanks for the t-shirt!

Send it to Beating Bronco Biotches - 69690 NE Hermaphrodite Lane - East County 999-01 - Denver CO 45673 - Attn: Bo &quot;the Biotch&quot; Hermaphrodite

I think you get more use out of it than I using it as a clean up towel after you skin the carrot. . .
LMAO one year in a SB next 2-7 ......... Losing to power house NFL teams like Da Bears , Lions , Jets ......... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and yet talk Smack ......... And you wonder why Slider Nation gets no respect

[ROYC75]

My fellow Americans,

I do declare that I'm winning.

[SJ Bronco]

Send it to Beating Bronco Biotches - 69690 NE Hermaphrodite Lane - East County 999-01 - Denver CO 45673 - Attn: Bo "the Biotch" Hermaphrodite


In the immortal words of dan marino-"your a weird guy ace"

[Hotrod]

Originally posted by DontBeMessin
I win again. . . Thanks for the t-shirt!

Send it to Beating Bronco Biotches - 69690 NE Hermaphrodite Lane - East County 999-01 - Denver CO 45673 - Attn: Bo &quot;the Biotch&quot; Hermaphrodite

I think you get more use out of it than I using it as a clean up towel after you skin the carrot. . .

Ok I can understant the chef trolls. They deserve to rant a little after waiting 33 years but a faider troll??? You have to be kidding. He comes in here talking smack about at team that owns his faiders.(of course all teams own them) He is one of the worst kind of trolls weak and slow.

[Hotrod]

PS Im winning

[SJ Bronco]

weak and slow describs both the fade and thier fans, throw in Old for good measure....

[521 1N5]

O_o

[DontBeMessin]

First let me start with the Pide Piper/RotHot - our respect comes from second winningest team in the NFL. Our respect comes from the only team that has OWNED us is the Ravens - we have spanked all those who stands before us.

Sj - don't get me started - we've been through this before. . .

[DontBeMessin]

Oh I almost forgot to mention - I'm winning. . .

[RADRHATR]

Now I Am!

[DontBeMessin]

Sorry - but I'm winning now!

[Spider]

Originally posted by DontBeMessin
First let me start with the Pide Piper/RotHot - our respect comes from second winningest team in the NFL. Our respect comes from the only team that has OWNED us is the Ravens - we have spanked all those who stands before us.

Sj - don't get me started - we've been through this before. . .
YA goof 2-7 team crying for respect ....... too funny ....... Respect fades , you have to earn it every season ..... a 2-7 team is just that a 2-7 team with hopes of a top Draft pick

[DontBeMessin]

maybe - but will catch your sorry ass team, and look -


I'm winning again. . .

[Spider]

Originally posted by DontBeMessin
maybe - but will catch your sorry ass team, and look -


I'm winning again. . .
LMMFAO you guys will be damn lucky to finish ahead of the texans ;D

[DontBeMessin]

PLEASE - Look again - I'm winning!

[PatsWin2002]

Got this in an email today.......

[DontBeMessin]

Not too funny, but I'm winning is. . .

[Meck77]

Dont be spellin. You should change your raider logo to say.......

Crazy raiderfan from Portland.
Stop the pain.

[KHinz57]

Look out! The Great One, The Myth, The Legend, The One You Love to Hate, the MAN....is gonna win. :redbutt:

[SJ Bronco]

Im not sure if raider fan is looking for pity, or to be committed for insanity.... ???

[ROYC75]

BEEP
BEEP




BEEP
BEEP

[Hotrod]

I might not win but I'll be damn if faider boy is going to win

[ROYC75]

BEEP BEEP

[Hotrod]

Chefs fan either :)

[Meck77]

When you see your girlfriend or wife tonight tell her to blow you.

Here is why. It's good news fellas!!!

http://gandalf.ics.uci.edu/blog/pictures/fellatio_cnn.html


Sorry Chef fans but the article only pertains to hetero relationships.

[broncolife]

Man, I just realized that I havent read the first 30 pages of this thread. Oh well, I guess I will start now.

[broncolife]

Originally posted by AboveAverage
Anyone who posts after this is a homosexual.


Page 1 down. Maybe, I should have read. I turned into homo and didnt even know it.

[broncolife]

Originally posted by §Pide®
Anyone who Post after this is a Damn Raider ;D

Page 2 down. Now I am a Damn homo Raider. I cant wait to read what else I am.

[Bo]

Originally posted by broncolife


Page 2 down. Now I am a Damn homo Raider. I cant wait to read what else I am.

LMAO.......

[listopencil]

Ha! I win. Everybody else stop posting now.

[listopencil]

Aw crap, I didn't know that was a "smiley".

[Bo]

Originally posted by listopencil
Ha! I win. Everybody else stop posting now.

No...

[BroncoFox]

odear.. not one of *these* threads!

Um... i win very temporarily. ;D

[rdb4133]

Wow this has to be one of the most pointless threads I've ever seen. That's why I'm actually posting in it! ???

[listopencil]

Me me me...

[Bo]

;D

[SJ Bronco]

WAKE UP!
COMB YOUR HAIR AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP!

http://www.web2k.com.au/photos/qld/images/trip6.jpg

[SJ Bronco]

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/thanksgiving2003/thanksgivinggifs/1/thompsonghj.jpg

[ROYC75]

Man, I see nothing but a bunch of jokers and clowns on this thread .

[SJ Bronco]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/krusty.gif

[SJ Bronco]

http://www.brianbolland.com/images/batman/as3o9wq.jpg

[ChampBailey24]

hello all!

[Spider]

I am winning ...........

[SJ Bronco]

Royc called us clowns...hey wheres your rubber nose!

[ROYC75]

( As the Roadrunners says )

BEEP BEEP.......... BEEP BEEP

[SJ Bronco]

As wiley cyote says......___________________

[Hotrod]

A thread about nothing going on and on. Damn I cant wait for the bye week to end

Oh ya Im winning

[SJ Bronco]

Im wondering when idiots like me are gonna get bored with this...oh well, not today ;D

[ROYC75]

Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Im wondering when idiots like me are gonna get bored with this...oh well, not today ;D

It takes awhile........ maybe 10 - 15 years ?::)

[KHinz57]

I'd like to see it personally forgotten about, but these idiotic Denver Bronco fans keep it going.

[SJ Bronco]

Thats becuase since you stopped posting on it its ben fun again. Everyone needs to have fun with everything, including monotinus sports talk. Ya know? ;D

[DontBeMessin]

I win. . . Ohh, gotta love it. . .

[Hotrod]

I just had to post to take the faider fan out of the lead.

[DontBeMessin]

skeet Sckeeeerch . . .

[Spider]

No way Fader wins ....................

[Hotrod]

Hey dont you sneak in front of me. Well go ahead as long as you bump faider boy out of the way.

[Spider]

Originally posted by hotrod
Hey dont you sneak in front of me. Well go ahead as long as you bump faider boy out of the way.
LOL ........ cant let a fader win ........

[orange 4 life]

the energizer bunny of threads.

it keeps going, and going, and going........

[Meck77]

Is there some type of deadline for this thing?

[Bo]

Apparently not....

[Spider]

It just keeps going and going , and going .... I like it

[watermock]

http://www.leecorso.com/images/lee5.jpg

With friends like this, I let Lee Corso play with the Jackhammer.