View Full Version : (TJ WINS!!!) Last one to post on this thread wins ........
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 02:57 PM
an old couple is sitting at home listening to the radio. They hear a faith healer come on to the radio. The faith healer says"If you can hear the sound of my voice, I can heal you with the power of jesus. All you have to do is put one hand on the radio and one hand on what you want to be healed"
The old woman puts her hand on the radio, the other over her old heart and starts praying.
The old man figures, what the hell, and he puts one hand on the radio, and one on his penis. he starts to pray out loud.
The woman stops and opens her eyes. "you fool, he said he could heal you not wake the dead!"
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:03 PM
Two guys are hiking in the woods. One guy stops to take a piss and suddenley yells out. His freind runs over to see that he got bit on the end of his penis by a rattle snake. He tells his freind " lie still If you move to much the poison will run all through your body. Im gonna go get help"
So the guy runs through the woods for miles in the hot sun hoping over fences and running across roads and through streams and arrives at a clinic. He says "doctor, my friend got bit by a snake what do I do?"
the doctor says, "I got too many patients, I can't leave to help, but heres a knife. All you have to do is make a slit across the bite marks and suck out the poison."
So the freind runs back through the woods for miles in the hot sun hoping over fences and running across roads and through streams and arrives back by his freinds side."
His freind looks weak and frail and ask, "so what did the doctor say?"
His freind catches his breath and says" the doctor says you gonna die"
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:06 PM
The best I could do for that guy is cut it off.
ChampBailey24
11-05-2003, 03:08 PM
I am the winner baby!
Originally posted by ClintonPortis26
I am the winner baby!
Not this time......
I hate Ohio too..........;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:10 PM
A canadien guy drives to the alaskan border, he asks the border guard, "how do I become a citizen in alaska."
The border guard says,"well, you have to drink a whole bottle od wiskey, kill a polar bear, and screw an eskimo woman."
So the canadien guy thinks for a second and says,"oh what the hell, give me that bottle" he downs the whole bottle in less than a min. then he says "where can I find a polar bear?"
The guard points him off to an ice cave a few miles back, the guy goes away and comes back a few hours later. He's all bloddy and his clothes are torn. OK he looks at the guard, so wheres this eskimo girl you want me to kill?"
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:13 PM
I am so Back
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
Hey did spider drop out or does he have a life?
LOL LOL LOL ... me have a life I am a Married man I havent had a life in 14 Years ;D
Originally posted by §PideŽ
I am so Back
But not in the lead.........LMAO!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Bo
But not in the lead.........LMAO!
Oh sure you move to Vegas get on Cable now you just think your all that ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:17 PM
Ladie comes home from being out with her freinds and shes wearing a bright shinny diamond kneckless. Her husband asks her "where did you get the kneckless"
She relpies "I won it in a raffle"
Husband says, "oh, ok, you look tired, you want me to draw you a bath?"
Ladie says " oh that sounds nice"
a few min later the ladies goes to the bathroom and notices only an inch of water is in the tub. "why is there only an inch of water in the tub?" she asks
The husband looks at her sternly "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Oh sure you move to Vegas get on Cable now you just think your all that ;D
Nanny nanny boo boo..................LMAO
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:18 PM
LMAO .........
"I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"
LMMFAO!!!
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
LOL LOL LOL ... me have a life I am a Married man I havent had a life in 14 Years ;D
I understand that.
PS Im winning
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Bo
Nanny nanny boo boo..................LMAO
u poopiehead Nnyah!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
I understand that.
PS Im winning
Not any more ;D
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:20 PM
I will say this about the contest. It harder fought than a faider/cubs game.
Originally posted by §PideŽ
u poopiehead Nnyah!
LMAO!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
I will say this about the contest. It harder fought than a faider/cubs game.
LMAO at least the Cubs had Bartman to blame ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:25 PM
Guy was working at a bakery when the owner walked in and caught him pressing cookies with his navel.
The owner couldn't believe it"what are you doing!" he shouts
"well im making cookies, no other stores will have these!"
The owner looks puzzles, "well stop that and throw those away"
The guy was feeling a little guilty "well I guess I should throw away the doughNUTZ too."
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:26 PM
Ok the Next Person that Posts after me is Buying Dinner .And none of them Mini mart Hotdogs , were talking Redlobster
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Bo
:laugh:
Hit those Slot machines buddy I eat alot ;D
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Hit those Slot machines buddy I eat alot ;D
Come on down I'll getcha a 99˘ shrimp cocktail........LMAO!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Bo
Come on down I'll getcha a 99˘ shrimp cocktail........LMAO!
your all heart ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:30 PM
A couple in a hotel were being romantic and decided to run naked at each other into a lovers grasp. They both got on either side of the room and ran at each other. They had both ben drinking so much champaine though that they missed each other and the guy flew out the window and down a few floors into the pool. One of the hotel workers went to see if he's alright. The man came out of the pool and said, "can you get me a towel or a blanket or something, I got to get back to my room, but I'm naked an I don't want to go through the lobby naked"
The worker replied "oh its ok, there's no one in the lobby, everyone went upstairs to watch them take some broad off the doorknob!"
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:32 PM
LOL
Originally posted by §PideŽ
your all heart ;D
OK I'll throw in a $1.49 žlb chilidog too........You won't eat all that and the shrimp trust me I tried......;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:33 PM
Ladie went to a drugstore and asked the guy behind the counter, "can I get some vasaline with teflone in it, I want to keep the meat from sticking"
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Bo
OK I'll throw in a $1.49 žlb chilidog too........You won't eat all that and the shrimp trust me I tried......;D
LMAO My wife will love the chilie dog Idea .......... BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Ladie went to a drugstore and asked the guy behind the counter, "can I get some vasaline with teflone in it, I want to keep the meat from sticking"
your not going to win ;D
Originally posted by §PideŽ
LMAO My wife will love the chilie dog Idea .......... BWAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm tellin'ya.......Them damn things are the size of a babys leg.........:-X
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:35 PM
Spiders back with a vengence but lets ask his wife if he has staying power. ;)
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Bo
I'm tellin'ya.......Them damn things are the size of a babys leg.........:-X
Nice try ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:36 PM
Whats the diffrence between a northern girl and a southern girl?
The northern girl says , "you can"
the southern girl says, "you'all can"
(im running out of material here, sorry)
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Nice try ;D
No really!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
Spiders back with a vengence but lets ask his wife if he has staying power. ;)
LOL . anything over a minute is a waste of time ....... thats including 4 play ;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Bo
No really!
;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Whats the diffrence between a northern girl and a southern girl?
The northern girl says , "you can"
the southern girl says, "you'all can"
(im running out of material here, sorry)
;D .............
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:38 PM
Whats the diffence between a peeping tom and a pick pocket?
The pick pocket Snatches watches....
(im peeling them out as I can remember)
8') .....jokeland beach party......
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:40 PM
your just full of them
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:41 PM
There was a terrible accident in Casper today .... A Budwiser truck was heading down second street and was turning into A-1 beer and wine store , when the driver didnt realize he hadnt shut the door from his previous delivery and a keg of beer fell out of the truck landing on a 7 year old kid , standing on the corner getting ready to cross the street ........ As it turns out the 7 year old was not injured cause it was light beer ..........
Originally posted by hotrod
your just full of them
LMAO
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:42 PM
;D this should work
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:44 PM
Boy and a girl are on thier first date at a drive in movie.
the girl sees a car rocking next to them and asks "what are they doing?"
The boy says"makin' sandwiches"
"how about them" she asks pointing to another car
"thier making sandwiches too" the boy says
"can we make sandwiches?" she asks
"ok" says the boy
Later that night, she gets home and her daddy is waiting up for her."don't be mad daddy" she says, "we were only out making sandwiches"
"oh" says the daddy "so that must be mayonaise running down your leg!"
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:44 PM
A lady has a small snowzer (dog dont know how to spell it) and it get a cut on its ear. She takes the dog to the vet and he gives her a prescription for extra stong hair remover. Tells her to get the hair away from the cut so it will heal better.
The lady take the prescription to the store to be filled. The man at the counter tells her if its for her face to mix the hair remover 1/2 with lotion. If its for your legs use 3/4 hair remover 1/4 lotion.
The lady laughs and says no its for my snowzer. The man say oh well then use at full strength and dont ride a bike for 2 weeks.
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:45 PM
Hey Bo did I tell you about the baby here in Casper born without Eyelids ? Well when they circumsized him , they used the skin for his eyelids , the surgery was a great sucsess except the kid turned out cockeyed .............
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:45 PM
There was a terrible accident in Casper today .... A Budwiser truck was heading down second street and was turning into A-1 beer and wine store , when the driver didnt realize he hadnt shut the door from his previous delivery and a keg of beer fell out of the truck landing on a 7 year old kid , standing on the corner getting ready to cross the street ........ As it turns out the 7 year old was not injured cause it was light beer ..........
LOL LMAO!
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:46 PM
Damn, the snouzer one was funny, but the cockeye'd one had me rollin'!
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:47 PM
yes Bo you have won No need to post any more you will be contacted Via Email in the next 7-10 weeks ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:47 PM
There was a sign in a cat house window it read:
out to lunch..BEAT IT
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
yes Bo you have won No need to post any more you will be contacted Via Email in the next 7-10 weeks ;D
That right contest is over yall go away and I will keep an eye on things here. 8')
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
There was a sign in a cat house window it read:
out to lunch..BEAT IT
LOL .......
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
That right contest is over yall go away and I will keep an eye on things here. 8')
thats ok Hotrod . I will take care of things ........ Trust me ;D
Originally posted by §PideŽ
yes Bo you have won No need to post any more you will be contacted Via Email in the next 7-10 weeks ;D
Sweet!
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:50 PM
No no I insist said the drunk to the bartender. Ill watch the place for ya
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:50 PM
LMMFAO .Congrats Guys 16 Pages of Crap and this thread hasnt been Kicked ............... ;D
LMMFAO.........16 pages of nonsense.........;D
Originally posted by §PideŽ
LMMFAO .Congrats Guys 16 Pages of Crap and this thread hasnt been Kicked ............... ;D
LMFAO!
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:51 PM
This is hall of fame stuff right here.
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:52 PM
You watch the last one to post will be roc75 after we all get tired of this crap
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
You watch the last one to post will be roc75 after we all get tired of this crap
Probably ......... ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:53 PM
There was this pretty girl sitting at the end of the bar. All night guys went up to her and tried to get her to talk, nothing. All night guys dropped lines offered her money, nothing. Then, this one guy walks in, leans over in her ear, and they both left together. Well a bunch of the guys in the bar couldn't believe it. The rushed over to the bartender,"what did that guy say to get her attention!?"
the bartender looked at them and said, " he didn't say anything to her, all he did was lean over and lick his eyebrows"
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
There was this pretty girl sitting at the end of the bar. All night guys went up to her and tried to get her to talk, nothing. All night guys dropped lines offered her money, nothing. Then, this one guy walks in, leans over in her ear, and they both left together. Well a bunch of the guys in the bar couldn't believe it. The rushed over to the bartender,"what did that guy say to get her attention!?"
the bartender looked at them and said, " he didn't say anything to her, all he did was lean over and lick his eyebrows"
LOL .........
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:56 PM
Well its beer thirty right her I will sneak in when your all not paying attention and steal this "prize"
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Bo
That's it I win.......
Sure you do ;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by hotrod
Well its beer thirty right her I will sneak in when your all not paying attention and steal this "prize"
Lates Bro
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:57 PM
Two gay guys are sitting at the bar. One says "im tried of this, lets blow this joint"
the other says, "ok, you take the women"
Hotrod
11-05-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Sure you do ;D
Ya but I win first:)
Spider
11-05-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Two gay guys are sitting at the bar. One says "im tried of this, lets blow this joint"
the other says, "ok, you take the women"
;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 03:58 PM
Whats the diffrence between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
The goldfish likes to muck around the fountain....
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:01 PM
Ok you guys asked for it ..................
Spiders Shopping list
Hambuger .........
Hambuger helper
Salt
Dinner rolls
Swansons hungry man dinners
4 loafs of bread
ketup
4 cans of corn
1 can of peas
2 packages of ham
1 jar of pickles
bag of tomatoes
1 10lb bag of Potatoes
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 04:02 PM
:P
These two nuns were walking down the street with their dorks out......No wait........Hang on......
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:03 PM
;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:04 PM
there was a guy with a wooden eye and he had trouble keepping a girlfreind cause he was so sensative that anytime they would argue the woman would mention the wooden eye and he'd get mad and they'd break up. We'll on day he met a girl with an unusual mouth that looked like it was cut vertical instead of horizontal. Well, with both having obviouse flaws, they fell in love and he wanted to get married. So one day he gets on one knee and askes her "would you marry me?"
she says "wouldn' I?"
and he shouts "Pussy face!"
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
there was a guy with a wooden eye and he had trouble keepping a girlfreind cause he was so sensative that anytime they would argue the woman would mention the wooden eye and he'd get mad and they'd break up. We'll on day he met a girl with an unusual mouth that looked like it was cut vertical instead of horizontal. Well, with both having obviouse flaws, they fell in love and he wanted to get married. So one day he gets on one knee and askes her "would you marry me?"
she says "wouldn' I?"
and he shouts "Pussy face!"
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:06 PM
that damn near won ................
Originally posted by §PideŽ
that damn near won ................
LMFAO!!
18 pages.......hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Originally posted by Bob
here is my post
Too little too late.........;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:10 PM
Guy leaves to go to war, he's gone for four years and returns to find his wife on the dock, pregnant and waiting for him. She sees him and shouts "guess what honey, your gonna be a father!"
He looks at her and shouts "you a mother..!"
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
:o :o :o dude spider that picture is wrong!
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:12 PM
LMAO! I wonder what TJ thinks of his board right now? Im suprised we havn't ben sent to the butt yet....
Huh.....Guess I win........
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:15 PM
A guy goes to his doctor with a rash on his penis. He says, "look doc what is it?"
Doctor looks and says "what have you ben doing?"
The guy replies " i've ben sticking it in beans"
the doctor says "BEANS?!"
"yeah" says the guy "human beans"
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:15 PM
;D
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 04:16 PM
How about some nice background music by Richard Cheese...
http://www.letslounge.com/media/aud/rct-baby-got-back-HOOK.mp3
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:17 PM
LMMFAO @ the Music
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:19 PM
Two women are walking down the street and one points toward a man comming out of a flower shop holding two dozen fresh roses. "hey" she says "isn't that your husband?"
"yeah" says the other woman "now Im gonna keep my legs in the air for three days!"
The first woman looks puzzled and says "why don't you get a vase?"
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:19 PM
The music is killin me, I wish I had turned down the speaker in my office first though! LOL
Taco John
11-05-2003, 04:20 PM
What's the over/under on this thread page count by the time of our next kick-off?
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
The music is killin me, I wish I had turned down the speaker in my office first though! LOL
LOL ...........
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Taco John
What's the over/under on this thread page count by the time of our next kick-off?
I dont know ;D
Originally posted by Taco John
What's the over/under on this thread page count by the time of our next kick-off?
LMAO..........300?
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:22 PM
300 Pages ? cool
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
The music is killin me, I wish I had turned down the speaker in my office first though! LOL
Sorry!
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
:o :o :o dude spider that picture is wrong!
Witch one ? ;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:25 PM
if you give up smoking, butter, red meat, sweets, and wild women, your gonna feel like a damn fool in the hospital dying of nothin'-Red Foxx
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 04:25 PM
Oh my!
<bgsound src="http://www.letslounge.com/media/aud/rct-insane-in-the-brain-HOOK.mp3">
I think he means the Mr Bean..........LMAO
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Bo
I think he means the Mr Bean..........LMAO
LMAO either that one or the one of Bush
ChampBailey24
11-05-2003, 04:27 PM
i win! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:27 PM
Im gonna get fired Pats! that was a milk spitter though!
Originally posted by ClintonPortis26
i win! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
uh huh
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
I mean the picture of the chick with dudes face, that a one eyes weasel killer....
Taco John
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Ladie comes home from being out with her freinds and shes wearing a bright shinny diamond kneckless. Her husband asks her "where did you get the kneckless"
She relpies "I won it in a raffle"
Husband says, "oh, ok, you look tired, you want me to draw you a bath?"
Ladie says " oh that sounds nice"
a few min later the ladies goes to the bathroom and notices only an inch of water is in the tub. "why is there only an inch of water in the tub?" she asks
The husband looks at her sternly "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"
I don't get it... ???
ChampBailey24
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
now do i win?
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Im gonna get fired Pats! that was a milk spitter though!
Ha!
That's it for now...heading home.
This thread will grow tremendously even without me adding to it. :)
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
LMMFAO ........ When this thread is done it belongs in the ring of fame
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:28 PM
Im scared evey time I post, I gotta rush to turn my computer down....Wait thats his plan!!!!
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:29 PM
I don't get it...
Lets just say he thinks his wife got the kneckless from another man....
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Taco John
I don't get it... ???
LMAO ........
Originally posted by ClintonPortis26
now do i win?
Nope
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:31 PM
two raider fans are acting like a horse, but they couldn't decide who was gonna be the head and who got to be themselves...
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:32 PM
you mere Mortals think your going to out do me ;D
LMFAO this damn things gone 7 pages in less than 2 hours.......;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Bo
LMFAO this damn things gone 7 pages in less than 2 hours.......;D
------- 7 Pages BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Still early west Pacific time........;D
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:37 PM
4:30 pm
Taco John
11-05-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Lets just say he thinks his wife got the kneckless from another man....
Ah... Got it...
heh...
How do you spell "neck" by the way? ;)
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:42 PM
Man , you guys should have realized a long time ago i spell using the force...http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/lsabre.gif
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:46 PM
Dude, I kinda miss the music, I was hoping for "dope man" sung in that style...
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:51 PM
Slowing down huh?
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:53 PM
http://www.howardshrine.com/howardshrine/richard_simmons/fat_chicks_02.jpg
Raider fans meet rich gannon
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:55 PM
http://www.dazzling.usclargo.com/images/fat_chicks.jpg
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 04:57 PM
Friends don't let friends become raider fans:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/2001/playoffs/news/2001/01/06/dolphinsraiders_notebook_ap
sutoazul
11-05-2003, 04:57 PM
I WON... I WON!!
YES I WON!!
Spider
11-05-2003, 05:03 PM
Nope you havent
Sassy
11-05-2003, 05:13 PM
Neither have you! LOL!
Spider
11-05-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Sassy
Neither have you! LOL!
I should have ;D
ROYC75
11-05-2003, 05:27 PM
Damn, this thread didn't need no fertilizer, it has enough sh*t in it to go on growing for a year.;D
BTW, none of you are close to winning yet, not even 1/8 of the way there.
But I like your efforts !;D
Originally posted by SJ Bronco
Slowing down huh?
Had to go get some dinner.....
1/8th huh.......Damn it just might go 300 pages.....
Sassy
11-05-2003, 05:40 PM
Must be a bye week! ;D
ROYC75
11-05-2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Sassy
Must be a bye week! ;D
Hey , Now yur getting warm !
Wondered when somebody would mention it !
SJ looks like YOU slowed down.......;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:10 PM
Dream on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:15 PM
Nope ..besides my MSN messenger is screwed up again
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Nope ..besides my MSN messenger is screwed up again
Bummer......
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Nope ..besides my MSN messenger is screwed up again
How are we supposed to make evil plans??........;D
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Bo
How are we supposed to make evil plans??........;D
Smoke signals :wiggle:
Can't.....there's a ban on campfires and stuff here til mid November.....
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Bo
Can't.....there's a ban on campfires and stuff here til mid November.....
What in the hell will burn up in the Desert ? ;D
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 06:23 PM
Click on Homer to get his take on Monday's game!
<a href ="http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/suck.wav"
http://www.thesimpsonsplanet.de/grafik/simpsons/homer/homerindex.gif</a>
Originally posted by §PideŽ
What in the hell will burn up in the Desert ? ;D
Ya got me....I've only been here a month.......
Hulamau
11-05-2003, 06:24 PM
Klackers!
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:25 PM
I cant carry a beat
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:27 PM
Be back in a few ........ Wife wants to cut my hair ......... Praying wouldnt hurt ............... ;D
I give up.......What's klackers.....?
Spider
11-05-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Bo
I give up.......What's klackers.....?
Klackers = More then one Klack Jeez dude ;D
AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........???
Originally posted by §PideŽ
Be back in a few ........ Wife wants to cut my hair ......... Praying wouldnt hurt ............... ;D
Does she still use a bowl and hedge shears??............LMFAO!!
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 06:50 PM
Click Homer!
<a href="http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/bologna.wav">http://springfield-shopper.de/Information/whoiswho/homer.gif</a>
Sassy
11-05-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by ROYC75
Hey , Now yur getting warm !
Wondered when somebody would mention it !
Well, on the positive side of things...we can't lose this week!;)
Hey Royc75....631 posts on a BRONCO board;D Of course, we all know how many TJ has on the Planet...he's outdone most of ya;) ;D
Originally posted by PatsWin2002
Click Homer!
<a href="http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/bologna.wav">http://springfield-shopper.de/Information/whoiswho/homer.gif</a>
LMMFAO!!
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Bo
Does she still use a bowl and hedge shears??............LMFAO!!
LMAO she did a good job .......... I offered to cut her hair for her I was going to let her pick the bowl I would use ......... She hada few choice words ;D
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 07:09 PM
Internet Girls!
<a href="http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/hmrnet.wav">http://www.orangemane.com/BB/avatar.php?userid=163&dateline=1064973398</a>
Originally posted by §PideŽ
LMAO she did a good job .......... I offered to cut her hair for her I was going to let her pick the bowl I would use ......... She hada few choice words ;D
HA!!
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:13 PM
She just wont let me cut her hair
Originally posted by §PideŽ
She just wont let me cut her hair
Aw what a gurl.........Damn ole wimmins......
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Bo
Aw what a gurl.........Damn ole wimmins......
Mean as a gut shot grizzly bear
Pezman
11-05-2003, 07:20 PM
I
W
I
N
!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah and....
http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/threadwontdie.jpg
Nope........You didn't win I did.......
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:27 PM
heh .. i will win this and dedicate toall the small people that helped me win :wiggle:
Pezman
11-05-2003, 07:27 PM
winning is all that matters...
So
I WIN
http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/threadsucks/makeitstop.jpg
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:28 PM
go home rodger
Pezman
11-05-2003, 07:31 PM
You win
Nah I win...
Spider
11-05-2003, 07:32 PM
LMAO
PatsWin2002
11-05-2003, 07:43 PM
<font face="Victorian LET" size=7>I must scare you all away from my victory!</font>
<bgsound src="http://wav.briandulany.com/simpsons/boogie.wav">
Bogeyman........HAhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Mightysmurf
11-05-2003, 07:54 PM
what, is this going to be a closed thread or what?
Pezman
11-05-2003, 09:32 PM
Never! The thread that won't die!!!!
watermock
11-05-2003, 09:40 PM
Doesn't matter.
Evidently the boogie man is in control.
Sassy
11-05-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
What in the hell will burn up in the Desert ? ;D
Jake Plummer?
But now that he's "home", he'll be just fine ;D
watermock
11-05-2003, 09:57 PM
I dunno.
Watching his interview when he had his stocking cap pulled down to his pupils makes me wonder.
We have yet to see how he works in cold weather. He has played in the heat his whole career.
It remains to be seen how he handles the cold.
Anyone have his W-L on the road in the cold?
Never Mind, I don't want to know.
Green Bay is now 4-4 and unless Favre mails it in when his thumb finally completely breaks, you can mail that one in.
Pezman
11-05-2003, 10:08 PM
I swear I will stop trying to be the last post just as soon as
I WIN!!!!
Sassy
11-05-2003, 10:09 PM
Sorry Pezman, Go To Bed ;D
Sassy
11-05-2003, 10:11 PM
You know we're just making Chef Fan happy...he can say he has the thread with the most posts on it on a rival board! Ha!
watermock
11-05-2003, 10:12 PM
Dubya is Jesus with a lobotomy.
Sassy
11-05-2003, 10:16 PM
That "Boogeyman" freaks me out everytime!
Pezman
11-05-2003, 10:50 PM
Sassy I can't hit the sack until.....
I win!!!
.....Now where did I put that extra strength coffee?
Popps
11-05-2003, 11:21 PM
Wow, I don't even think the religious argument threads can top the momentum this one's got going.
broncolife
11-05-2003, 11:38 PM
Man, the last time I was here, the thread was at 200. You guys have really been going at it.
The Lord shall cut off all flattering lips, and the tongue that speaketh proud things.
SJ Bronco
11-05-2003, 11:57 PM
No way this loser is stoping this thread! Keep the party going!
I WIN!!!
watermock
11-06-2003, 12:16 AM
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watermock
11-06-2003, 12:20 AM
http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/tvwavs.cgi?Simpsons=canthnk.wav
broncolife
11-06-2003, 12:24 AM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pezman
11-06-2003, 12:50 AM
You snoze you
DON'T WIN
I win!!! Woohoo!
broncolife
11-06-2003, 01:06 AM
Dang it!
Bronco Yoda
11-06-2003, 01:59 AM
01001001 01010111 01001001 01001110 !
broncolife
11-06-2003, 02:25 AM
5 dollar, suckie, suckie
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:14 AM
i am winnign and did i miss what the prize was!
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:19 AM
I win
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:19 AM
sorry spider i win!
watermock
11-06-2003, 06:22 AM
I am Harry Carry and I win.
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:25 AM
sorry harry carry i am winnign again!
Darkhawk24
11-06-2003, 06:26 AM
Is this a post paddling thread? ;)
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:27 AM
I sheezt ma drawrz
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:29 AM
i am now winnign agian! now all surrender to the mighty portis!
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:31 AM
i win
Darkhawk24
11-06-2003, 06:33 AM
:militia:
Rohirrim
11-06-2003, 06:33 AM
Suckas!
ROYC75
11-06-2003, 06:34 AM
I see this thread is alive and kick'n !
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:36 AM
nope i win!
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:49 AM
I win ..............
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:51 AM
i win....
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:54 AM
What we have here fellas is a failure to communicate ...... Now for the last time Spider wins ;D
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 06:55 AM
i am sorry did you say something? o and by the way i win!
Spider
11-06-2003, 06:59 AM
I win .........
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 07:01 AM
um no actually i do!
Hotrod
11-06-2003, 07:07 AM
Im back and in the lead ;D
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 07:10 AM
not for long. say hello to my little friend!
Spider
11-06-2003, 07:13 AM
the winner ofthis thread gets a Rich Gannon Jersey ;D
Hotrod
11-06-2003, 07:13 AM
Do yall want a piece of me :redpunch: Back out now and nobody gets hurt
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 07:14 AM
his name is i win!
Hotrod
11-06-2003, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by §PideŽ
the winner ofthis thread gets a Rich Gannon Jersey ;D
Say it aint so I would have to :TJnPopps:
Spider
11-06-2003, 07:14 AM
;D
Hotrod
11-06-2003, 07:15 AM
I cant take this pressure whats the prize royc75???
ChampBailey24
11-06-2003, 07:15 AM
can we do whatver we want with the rich gannon jersey. like record it burning and put it on this site? by the way im winning!
Hotrod
11-06-2003, 07:16 AM
Im warning you I'll go patchy on yall and tell TJ