View Full Version : Top Ten reasons it sucks to be a Charger Fan
prunch
09-16-2008, 12:15 PM
This is admittedly completely mean spirited but if any charger fan sees it .... why are you trolling here? .... Go away!
10. Although capable, your quarterback looks a little retarded (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=71130&highlight=retarded+rivers).
9. LaDanian hurt his toe, poor fella.
8. Jay Cutler exists.
7. You cant sell out your home opener in time when you are supposed to be a contender.
6. Your uniforms look like something out of a bad 70's Science fiction TV show.
5. Brandon Marshall works with Jay Cutler.
4. You had a really ****ty call that cost you the game this weekend.
3. You are the most talented team to not win s#!t this season so far.
2. Merriman left and took all his steroids with him.
1. Even though you had a really ****ty call this weekend, the press are giving more attention to the 2 point play that lost you the game.
broncocalijohn
09-16-2008, 12:34 PM
I would add to #7 "You need to get support from other Chargers fans to sell out the game so you can sit on your fat ass and watch from home in seclusion.... just in case the Chargers dont win."
#11) Really just band wagon faider fans that know the faid sucks
Orange_Beard
09-16-2008, 12:35 PM
Norv.
BMF Bronco
09-16-2008, 12:38 PM
12. Quinten Jammer
Smiling Assassin27
09-16-2008, 12:49 PM
Your best player is a hobbit.
sixtimeseight
09-16-2008, 12:51 PM
1-10: Because you don't actually exist.
PRBronco
09-16-2008, 12:51 PM
13. Jyles Tucker shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as Merriman.
Punisher
09-16-2008, 12:55 PM
14.Your Gay
DarkHorse30
09-16-2008, 12:58 PM
Your best player is a hobbit.
ROFL!
Frodo Sproles........
Houshyamama
09-16-2008, 01:17 PM
Your best player is a hobbit.
From Sunday:
Norv: "Put on the ring Sproles"
Darren: "But it makes me feel icky inside"
Norv: "PUT IT ON!"
Touchdown. I knew they were cheating.
Atlas
09-16-2008, 01:18 PM
This is admittedly completely mean spirited but if any charger fan sees it .... why are you trolling here? .... Go away!
10. Although capable, your quarterback looks a little retarded (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=71130&highlight=retarded+rivers).
9. LaDanian hurt his toe, poor fella.
8. Jay Cutler exists.
7. You cant sell out your home opener in time when you are supposed to be a contender.
6. Your uniforms look like something out of a bad 70's Science fiction TV show.
5. Brandon Marshall works with Jay Cutler.
4. You had a really ****ty call that cost you the game this weekend.
3. You are the most talented team to not win s#!t this season so far.
2. Merriman left and took all his steroids with him.
1. Even though you had a really ****ty call this weekend, the press are giving more attention to the 2 point play that lost you the game.
Hey at least the weather is nice.
15. You are the Wheres Waldo candidate of stadium locations.
Orange_Beard
09-16-2008, 01:53 PM
Norv is going to drive a very good team into the gutter.
TailgateNut
09-16-2008, 02:07 PM
Your team arrives to the stadium in a Short Bus!
Jason in LA
09-16-2008, 02:11 PM
Here's my list, which is from more of a historical perspective. In no paticular order:
They have been a sh*ty organization for going on 50 years.
They have not accomplished anything of note.
They've finished in the bottom of the AFC West many times, probably more than any other AFC West team.
The Raiders are a horrible organization, but it's much better to be a Raiders fan than an Chargers fan. They have three Super Bowls and a rich history.
The Chiefs haven't done anything of note since 1969, but it's much better to be a fan of that team.
When a team had to get kicked out of the AFC West the Chargers had to cry to stay.
They have never been close to winning a Super Bowl.
They need fans from other teams to sell out their stadium.
They can't wait to get out of San Diego.
They have the gayest song ever.
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BMF Bronco
09-16-2008, 02:19 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/burned-after-ruling-or-no-country-for-golds-gym.html
Check that **** out, pretty damn funny!
broncofan2438
09-16-2008, 02:31 PM
Wow, its getting crazy in here
Old Dude
09-16-2008, 03:45 PM
10. Lance Alworth retired a long time ago.
9. Defense exposed.
8. The window of opportunity is rapidly closing.
7. Merriman gone for the season.
6. Ryan Leaf - the biggest draft bust of all time.
5. Still bawling over the immaculate deception.
4. Fair weather fanbase.
3. 1 for 4 in AFC Championship games.
2. 0 for 1 in Super Bowls.
1. No one takes them seriously enough to want to be a rival.
Jason in LA
09-16-2008, 04:35 PM
1. No one takes them seriously enough to want to be a rival.
I've been saying that for a while. I actually wish that this happened against the Raiders or Chiefs. It would have been awesome to get over on a team that I really hate. Kind of like the TO thing against the Raiders last year.
lander
09-16-2008, 05:22 PM
You guys are funny. Good thread. I disagree that the window is closing. We're one of the youngest teams in the NFL.
I was very impressed by your offense and I will be surprised if you don't make the playoffs this year. As much as I enjoyed last year's beat-down I think we'd all prefer more games like the last one. Here's to many future battles between our two teams.
Kaylore
09-16-2008, 05:33 PM
Ryan Leaf
They are the only team to have 16 road games.
After several pro-bowl players and winning seasons, all they have to show for it is some sentence that begins with "Best to team to never win_______".
Enjoy whining about other teams talking smack, yet have no problem running their mouths themselves.
What few "fans" they have haven't been paying attention for more than four years and don't even know who Dan Fouts is.
They constantly have to listen to their crater-faced loser of a coach sound like he's seconds away from bursting into tears during his press conferences.
Have to come to grips with the fact that none of the AFC West Rivals ever take them seriously.
Their best defensive player embarrasses them by pretending he's having a seizure every time he makes a play.
spdirty
09-16-2008, 05:33 PM
20. While every other team in your division gets on "Americas game" and gets an hour to talk about their Super Bowl year(s), your team gets on "Americas Game: The missing rings."
Kaylore
09-16-2008, 05:35 PM
20. While every other team in your division gets on "Americas game" and gets an hour to talk about their Super Bowl year(s), your team gets on "Americas Game: The missing rings."
Ha! Yeah I saw that. It was hilarious especially the sad piano music.
20. While every other team in your division gets on "Americas game" and gets an hour to talk about their Super Bowl year(s), your team gets on "Americas Game: The missing rings."
Ouch. Well played. Best so far.
Jason in LA
09-16-2008, 09:01 PM
As much as I enjoyed last year's beat-down I think we'd all prefer more games like the last one. Here's to many future battles between our two teams.
See, that's one reason why I can't bring myself call the Chargers a rival. A Raider or Chief fan would never say that. And a Bronco fan would never say that about the Raiders or Chiefs. I'm hoping for a blowout every time the Broncos play those teams. I don't want it to be close. I don't want it to be competitive. Last week's game against the Raiders was great. Charger fans are too nice to hate.
Williams
09-16-2008, 09:56 PM
I cant believe no one has mentioned the infamous Rivers - Brees blunder.
SoCalBronco
09-17-2008, 12:11 AM
And the number one reason it sucks to be a Chargers fan......
The 49ers just scored again.
ØrangeÇrush
09-17-2008, 12:33 AM
you live in a city named after a whales vagina
broncocalijohn
09-17-2008, 09:52 AM
you live in a city named after a whales vagina
Stay classy, San Diego!
Kaylore
09-17-2008, 09:54 AM
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400HZ
09-17-2008, 10:17 AM
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That has to be one of the funniest American cinema moments ever. Watching it still makes me laugh.
prunch
09-17-2008, 11:18 AM
Turning into an Anchorman appreciation thread .... here is a best of compilation
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FantomForce
09-17-2008, 12:12 PM
#3 and #7 were by far the best