SONOFWHORE! Shawne Merriweather out for seasoning!

[Oleg Gordievsky]

This must damage Chargers prospect! Good thing lady people much pretty in San Diego. Other, watch for suicide in that place!:peace:

Congratulatory to the zona person!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578588

SAN DIEGO -- Star outside linebacker Shawne Merriman pulled the plug on his 2008 season on Tuesday when he told the San Diego Chargers he'll have surgery on the two torn ligaments in his left knee.

The loss of Merriman, whose hard hits earned him the nickname "Lights Out," is a big one for a team that has Super Bowl expectations.

Merriman's decision came two days after he barely resembled the player who had an NFL-high 39½ sacks in the past three seasons and played in three straight Pro Bowls.

Merriman, known for his spasmodic sack dance, didn't immediately return e-mails and telephone calls seeking comment. His agent, Tom Condon, declined to comment.

"Shawne informed me he did not feel right and thought it best to shut it down," Chargers general manager A.J. Smith said in a statement. "The road to winning the AFC West just got more difficult, but not impossible. Nothing is impossible. Shawne is a great player and an inspirational leader. He will be missed. We wish him a successful surgery and a speedy recovery."

Medical Take

Not surprisingly, Shawne Merriman's unstable knee has succumbed to recurrent symptoms necessitating surgery. He has a PCL/LCL or posterior lateral corner laxity that represents a profound instability pattern.

Even in an elite athlete like him with amazing muscles spanning and controlling his joint, there is no way the knee could withstand the forces seen on the field as a linebacker. No brace or external support will protect him, and both ligaments need to be reconstructed.

This is major surgery with a long and difficult rehabilitation of nine months plus. It was folly to think he could make it through the season unrepaired. His future after recovery is optimistic for full return to football without limitation.

-- Michael Kaplan,
ESPN medical analyst

Smith didn't return calls seeking further comment.

Merriman had only two tackles and no sacks in a shocking 26-24 loss to Carolina at home on Sunday. Even though Merriman appeared to be a non-factor, coach Norv Turner said he thought the linebacker looked "explosive and very physical."

Merriman wore a brace on the knee on Sunday. At one point, he had to go into the locker room to have it readjusted because it was slipping due to sweat.

The Chargers were outgained 388-316 on Sunday by a Panthers team playing without leading receiver Steve Smith.

The Chargers are also without inside linebacker Stephen Cooper, who was suspended by the NFL for the first four games this season for testing positive for a banned stimulant. Cooper led the Chargers with 179 tackles last season, when San Diego won the AFC West at 11-5 and reached the conference championship game before losing 21-12 at New England.

Late in training camp, Merriman said that the posterior cruciate and lateral collateral ligaments in his left knee were torn.

He spent several days getting opinions from four doctors from outside the organization, all of whom recommended he have surgery. But on Aug. 27, he announced that he was going to play, saying, "If you give a football player a decision to play, you know, I'm going to play."

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But, he acknowledged, "I'll have the surgery at any point. Nobody knows. I kind of left it on the table when to have it. Not even doctors can tell me that."

Rehab is expected to be six to seven months.

Merriman has said he's had pain in the knee since late in the 2006 season. He also injured the knee during a game at Tennessee on Dec. 9. He sat out the following Sunday, but played in the last three regular-season games and the Chargers' three playoff games, including the loss to New England. He also played in the Pro Bowl.

Merriman had offseason arthroscopic surgery to repair torn cartilage in the knee.

Second-year pro Jyles Tucker is expected to take Merriman's spot. Tucker, who has played in only seven regular-season games, received a five-year contract extension two days before Merriman announced he was going to play rather than have surgery.

Merriman was suspended for four games in 2006 after testing positive for steroids. Both he and his lawyer blamed it on a tainted supplement. The Chargers went 4-0 in his absence.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

[Inkana7]

What Breaking News!!!!!!

[Gcver2ver3]

i was thinking maybe i should start a thread on merriman being out...

what was that?...there has already been 63 threads on it already?...

ok then...i'll hold off...

then again...

[DomCasual]

i was thinking maybe i should start a thread on merriman being out...

what was that...there has already been 63 threads on it already?...

ok then...i'll hold off...

then again...

Oleg will make your ass be kicked for those who poke fun.

[DomCasual]

Oleg will make your ass be kicked for those who poke fun.

What do you think? Did I nail it?

[Circle Orange]

I'lll bet that knee was moving around on him during the game. So his macho image ploy was a bust. :clown:

[TheDave]

We landed on the moon!!!

[Orange_Beard]

What do you think? Did I nail it?

Touch them all.

[crowebomber]

What? Jeez, next thing you know Cutler will be diagnosed with diabetes.

[Man-Goblin]

Lights out.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

What do you think? Did I nail it?

You spend many days in gulag, and you understand getting yourself nailed, Oleg kids you never!

Never let Oleg catch your person on dark alleyway.

[DomCasual]

You spend many days in gulag, and you understand getting yourself nailed, Oleg kids you never!

Never let Oleg catch your person on dark alleyway.

I almost think you are threatening me. I'll punch you in the throat if I ever see you on the light rail, you little Communist! :)

[no-pseudo-fan]

Breaking News!!!!!!!

John Elway to Retire from Professional Football

[dbfan4life]

Breaking News!!!!!!!

John Elway to Retire from Professional Football

Great! Now we're screwed. There goes our season. :rofl:

[BroncoFanatic]

Oleg will make your ass be kicked for those who poke fun.

LOL

[Goobzilla]

We landed on the moon!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Goobzilla/0720_big.gif

[Orange_Beard]

Tom Brady is hurt, still unsure of his status.

[worm]

five fakes now.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

Keep laughing, comic people. Oleg is presently taking names, and will be ass kicking much soon. :nutkick

[theAPAOps5]

You spend many days in gulag, and you understand getting yourself nailed, Oleg kids you never!

Never let Oleg catch your person on dark alleyway.

:spit: LOL

[orange crusher]

In case you missed it, the Baltimore Colts have traded Elway to the Broncos!

[Los Broncos]

I love these roidboy threads.

[Los Broncos]

Keep laughing, comic people. Oleg is presently taking names, and will be ass kicking much soon. :nutkick

haha

[Kaylore]

http://funnelvision.googlepages.com/dewey_defeats_truman.jpg/dewey_defeats_truman-large.jpg

[TheDave]

I like this Oleg guy :thumbs:

[Jens1893]

In case you missed it, the Baltimore Colts have traded Elway to the Broncos!

Jeez, next you´re gonna tell me the Colts left Baltimore for Indy.

[Old Dude]

C'mon, guys. It's takes awhile for the news to travel all the way to Salucitiuvia-Laktverisi-Cosigitnotvy.

[Orange_Beard]

Oleg Vs. the world.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

I like this Oleg guy :thumbs:

True story Oleg must say.

It is possibly 1972, or thenabout. Oleg is in tough space, having been railed by stupid KGB thumbkey. Oleg is in cement room with big, dumb Czeck. He ask Oleg if he'd like to traxat. Dumb Czeck not realize Oleg keep shank in footsole. Before dumb KGB guards are counting ten mark, Oleg has removed dumb Czecks earlobes.

Moral to the tale. Don't ask crazy man to traxat, or face disfigurement.

Shawne Merriweather should take much notes. Oleg kids you never!

[Garcia Bronco]

I am sorry, but I just laughed at the treah title for like 2 minutes.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

I am sorry, but I just laughed at the treah title for like 2 minutes.

Can Oleg get translating?

Is English your secondary language, putzboy?

Oleg making joke. Slow your pulse, thumbelina.

[JCMElway]

The fact that Oleg started this thread makes it completely justified.

Now all we have to do is get Elim Garak and the Mole in here for proper Survivor representation.

[briane]

http://static.flickr.com/3041/2537926274_11e1fe6ee7.jpg

[broncosteven]

Keep laughing, comic people. Oleg is presently taking names, and will be ass kicking much soon. :nutkick

Here is mine, when you are done braiding your mothers armpits I will throw it down. You will need to eat your gruel through a straw when I am done with you!

[Dagmar]

http://z.about.com/d/golondon/1/0/E/4/-/-/07-presley_death.jpg

[broncosteven]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Goobzilla/0720_big.gif

There would have been a CCCP flag on the Moon 1st if 3 things didn't happen:

1) Korolev doesn't get appendicitist and die when "the best surgeon" in russia doesn't botch a simple surgery and kill him on the table.

2) half of Russian Space agency is wiped out by rocket explosion after they decide to take lawn chairs (in CCCP lawn chair = rock) out and sit too close to the rocket. Ooops!

3) Stalin deciding to purge his country and send people like Oleg to Sibera for a few decades.

[Man-Goblin]

Oleg negative repped me and told me that he was going to eat my children. But I don't have any kids, so I'm not that worried.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

Oleg negative repped me and told me that he was going to eat my children. But I don't have any kids, so I'm not that worried.

Not negative rep, comrade. It has gray color as Oleg has not large enough rep schlong to boost point totals. It is most surely positive rep, doubt Oleg never.

Oleg would never negative rep person. Oleg is lover, not fighter. :peace:

[broncosteven]

How many Gulag workers does it take to pull a Beet?

1...

but it has to feed the whole gulag for a month

[alkemical]

How many Gulag workers does it take to pull a Beet?

1...

but it has to feed the whole gulag for a month

I sorry...was not so funny i am forgetting to laugh.

[Kaylore]

Not negative rep, comrade. It has gray color as Oleg has not large enough rep schlong to boost point totals. It is most surely positive rep, doubt Oleg never.

Oleg would never negative rep person. Oleg is lover, not fighter. :peace:

Oh. Then my apologies for those two neg reps.

[Garcia Bronco]

Can Oleg get translating?

Is English your secondary language, putzboy?

Oleg making joke. Slow your pulse, thumbelina.

No. You may not get a translating.. :)

[CHANGSTER]

Oleg kids you never!

[Circle Orange]

As a charter member of the flat earth society, I know for a fact that the sun revolves around the earth. I drove to Fresno from DC and went over the edge. :thumbsup:

[Oleg Gordievsky]

Oleg kids you never!

You can bet your ass cheeks on this, simplyton!

My uncle Boris was kidder. He hung from gallows. It seems kiddery is not way to make living. So he steals from widows. Bad uncle Boris. Rest in peace, funny man!

[CasinoRoyal]

Whose shawne merriweather?

[broncosteven]

You can bet your ass cheeks on this, simplyton!

My uncle Boris was kidder. He hung from gallows. It seems kiddery is not way to make living. So he steals from widows. Bad uncle Boris. Rest in peace, funny man!

So Oleg,

It must have been nice not seeing the "Lights out" dance on Sunday.

I heard that in the Gulag the "Lights out Dance" is the act of shoving turnips up ones butt after the Gulag candle goes out so no one steals your turnip(s) in the middle of the night.

If your out of turnips I hear the Gulag workers substitute their pet rock(s), just so they don't feel left out of the fun.

[CBF1]

In a related story, life has been found on earth.

[JCMElway]

Bump.

I bumped this thread just so we can get a couple more quotes out of Oleg.
Oleg, you are one Bastard of Funny!

[wolf754life]

you make it rain with ones, I make it rain with Huns,

[ghwk]

Seasoning???

Ok, I'll bite, Paprika and some garlic powder?

[Rock Chalk]

I dont know about you guys but I love when Oleg posts.

[Man-Goblin]

I dont know about you guys but I love when Oleg posts.

I love all things Oleg.

[Oleg Gordievsky]

It must seem many people make laughing at Oleg. No problems here. Oleg is with happy place. Oleg have company of woman this night. She is much passion. Make no mistakes. She has face which could scare dog from butcher shop. But she has thirst that will not be much quenched. And Oleg has not known woman for many seasons. What is Oleg to choice? He is between rock and hard on. Beggars cannot be choosing.

Newsflash. Charger fans perching on ledge. Call paramedics. Call embalming men. Oleg thinking of this being prone to ugliness.

Hey, Charger fools. This also will pass. Two years hence, you will not remember Charger problems. You have fan cycle of short time.

Strike this. What is Oleg speaking? Go forward with jumping. Make world improving. :loser:

[s0phr0syne]

It must seem many people make laughing at Oleg. No problems here. Oleg is with happy place. Oleg have company of woman this night. She is much passion. Make no mistakes. She has face which could scare dog from butcher shop. But she has thirst that will not be much quenched. And Oleg has not known woman for many seasons. What is Oleg to choice? He is between rock and hard on. Beggars cannot be choosing.

Newsflash. Charger fans perching on ledge. Call paramedics. Call embalming men. Oleg thinking of this being prone to ugliness.

Hey, Charger fools. This also will pass. Two years hence, you will not remember Charger problems. You have fan cycle of short time.

Strike this. What is Oleg speaking? Go forward with jumping. Make world improving. :loser:


Ah, well worth the wait as always.

[JCMElway]

Ha ha! Oleg, please to have much bouncing fun with your salacious! Watch out when headboard she is breaking!

[broncosteven]

It must seem many people make laughing at Oleg. No problems here. Oleg is with happy place. Oleg have company of woman this night. She is much passion. Make no mistakes. She has face which could scare dog from butcher shop. But she has thirst that will not be much quenched. And Oleg has not known woman for many seasons. What is Oleg to choice? He is between rock and hard on. Beggars cannot be choosing.

Newsflash. Charger fans perching on ledge. Call paramedics. Call embalming men. Oleg thinking of this being prone to ugliness.

Hey, Charger fools. This also will pass. Two years hence, you will not remember Charger problems. You have fan cycle of short time.

Strike this. What is Oleg speaking? Go forward with jumping. Make world improving. :loser:

How many Turnips did you have to pay her for intercourse?

How is the hunting? What do they hunt in Siberia?

[theAPAOps5]

Oleg saddenly found testi's on horney girl. Poor Oleg.

[Old Dude]

You know, through the year, we can expect some fans from rival teams to check into this site, looking for some insight & edification.

Hopefully, we won't let them down.

[Rock Chalk]

It must seem many people make laughing at Oleg. No problems here. Oleg is with happy place. Oleg have company of woman this night. She is much passion. Make no mistakes. She has face which could scare dog from butcher shop. But she has thirst that will not be much quenched. And Oleg has not known woman for many seasons. What is Oleg to choice? He is between rock and hard on. Beggars cannot be choosing.

Newsflash. Charger fans perching on ledge. Call paramedics. Call embalming men. Oleg thinking of this being prone to ugliness.

Hey, Charger fools. This also will pass. Two years hence, you will not remember Charger problems. You have fan cycle of short time.

Strike this. What is Oleg speaking? Go forward with jumping. Make world improving. :loser:

Thats just good comedy there.

[Old Dude]

No Alec, he's not joking.

[Rock Chalk]

No Alec, he's not joking.

Which is why its funny.

[JCMElway]

You know, through the year, we can expect some fans from rival teams to check into this site, looking for some insight & edification.

Hopefully, we won't let them down.

With Oleg, Foneco, and the speaking of Butts thread, I'm sure they won't be disappointed.

God I love the Mane!

[Oleg Gordievsky]

You know, through the year, we can expect some fans from rival teams to check into this site, looking for some insight & edification.

Hopefully, we won't let them down.

Oleg thinking of this many times. We must be fighting this fight! Broncos fans are easily smartest fans in universe. Oleg kids you never! This is why Oleg becoming many disenchanted with person like Casino Royal clown. Dumbsky giving Bronco fans name of awfulness.

Season is not sprinting contest. It must be more liking marathon contest. Casino Royal is pissing in wind. Later in race, his pissing is going to become dried. Oleg is not dry piss fan. Make no mistake! :pimp:

[loborugger]

I dont know about you guys but I love when Oleg posts.

I agree. However, if Oleg posted all the time, the routine would become stale. I think his frequency is just about right.

[CasinoRoyal]

Oleg thinking of this many times. We must be fighting this fight! Broncos fans are easily smartest fans in universe. Oleg kids you never! This is why Oleg becoming many disenchanted with person like Casino Royal clown. Dumbsky giving Bronco fans name of awfulness.

Season is not sprinting contest. It must be more liking marathon contest. Casino Royal is pissing in wind. Later in race, his pissing is going to become dried. Oleg is not dry piss fan. Make no mistake! :pimp:

Dude shut up what kinda stupid post is this??

Broncos fans are the smartest fans in the world??? Yeah if your just counting me and a few others.

Everybody across the nation thinks Broncos fans are like he biggest cry babies ever. I agree with that statement.

Take that piss talk and piss yourself.

Might leave an better odor Hilarious! Hilarious!

[JCMElway]

Uh, Casino, I don't think you want to be s**t talking with Oleg. He's learned his trade from the Gulag and the Russian steppes. He can take you down Hammer and Sickle style.

I kid you never.

[broncosteven]

Who left the door open?

This thread was funny until post #66

[Rock Chalk]

Who left the door open?

This thread was funny until post #66

CasinoRoyal
This message is hidden because CasinoRoyal is on your ignore list.

What?

[broncosteven]

CasinoRoyal
This message is hidden because CasinoRoyal is on your ignore list.

What?

I have yet to ever put anyone on Ignore, I am not sure how to do it, but I am coming very close to doing it for this piece of work.

Sometimes you can't help but look at a train wreck.

[Rock Chalk]

I can. I hate rubbernecking. I'll catch the blurb on the evening news.

[theAPAOps5]

I have yet to ever put anyone on Ignore, I am not sure how to do it, but I am coming very close to doing it for this piece of work.

Sometimes you can't help but look at a train wreck.

Do it. Not only will you save yourself from the dumbest ignorant **** to infect the OMane since Bob but it will also greatly shorten your threads because his lame one line paragraph posts will be reduced to "Casino is on ignore."

He is really the first person who should be banned for no reason other than he greatly reduces the knowledge and credibility of this website.

[broncosteven]

Do it. Not only will you save yourself from the dumbest ignorant **** to infect the OMane since Bob but it will also greatly shorten your threads because his lame one line paragraph posts will be reduced to "Casino is on ignore."

He is really the first person who should be banned for no reason other than he greatly reduces the knowledge and credibility of this website.

His act got tired QUICK, I think he will eclipse 1k of posts tonight at 3am eastern

[Miss I.]

Oleg saddenly found testi's on horney girl. Poor Oleg.
Is that going to be a problem for him? I mean he did threaten to eat someone's children earlier, perhaps he meant eating the little swimmers pre-conception?

[Rock Chalk]

Is that going to be a problem for him? I mean he did threaten to eat someone's children earlier, perhaps he meant eating the little swimmers pre-conception?

Haha that was pretty good.

[CasinoRoyal]

Uh, Casino, I don't think you want to be s**t talking with Oleg. He's learned his trade from the Gulag and the Russian steppes. He can take you down Hammer and Sickle style.

I kid you never.

Guess hell have to just take me down then russian style

[CasinoRoyal]

Do it. Not only will you save yourself from the dumbest ignorant **** to infect the OMane since Bob but it will also greatly shorten your threads because his lame one line paragraph posts will be reduced to "Casino is on ignore."

He is really the first person who should be banned for no reason other than he greatly reduces the knowledge and credibility of this website.

LOL All this grown man does is bitch.

What a pussy smh.........

[Taco John]

LOL All this grown man does is b****.

What a p***Y smh.........

Can you please not ruin this thread any more...

[CasinoRoyal]

Can you please not ruin this thread any more...

For somebody thats suppose to be on "ignore" his name gets mentioned in threeads he hasnt even posted in......Hilarious!

Talk about mind control......

This thread took a turn when casino name was mentioned without ever even posting in this thread...

Dont tell me its cool to take shots but not when the person fires back on here also..........

That sounds alot like broncosforum......Not the mane..

[Miss I.]

Haha that was pretty good.

Thank you. Apa's pretty funny (presumably deliberately unlike some) so I thought I would build on that and try to return this thread to its regularly scheduled humorous tone. It started out pretty funny.

[broncosteven]

Can you please not ruin this thread any more...

Taco to the rescue

[JCMElway]

I can hardly wait till Oleg gets in here and comments on the direction the thread has taken......

[broncosteven]

I can hardly wait till Oleg gets in here and comments on the direction the thread has taken......

It's lights out at the Gulag.

They have to rest up for another 20 hour day of breaking Big rocks into little rocks.

[Rock Chalk]

Honestly, even the title of this thread is hilarious.

SONOFWHORE! Shawn Merriman Out for Seasoning!

Whats he doing? Adding Paprika and Oregano?

[RhymesayersDU]

Honestly, even the title of this thread is hilarious.

SONOFWHORE! Shawn Merriman Out for Seasoning!

Whats he doing? Adding Paprika and Oregano?

Is that street slang for steroids?

[Rock Chalk]

Ahh goodie, thread back on topic.

[RhymesayersDU]

Jayhawks suck my ass.

!

[Rock Chalk]

Jayhawks suck my ass.

!

National Champs bitch.

[RhymesayersDU]

Oh right.

[broncosteven]

Back on topic

How did the Beet get it's name?

Because in the gulag you got beaten for having anything to eat.

[theAPAOps5]

Sun shines on a dogs every now and then, Alec.

[RhymesayersDU]

Back on topic

How did the Beet get it's name?

Because in the gulag you got beaten for having anything to eat.

<img src="http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/admin/schrutefarms.jpg">

Let's talk beets!

[Rock Chalk]

Sun shines on a dogs every now and then, Alec.

Alright mother ****er. I will tolerate a lot of **** but this isnt the thing to be joking about.

[ScottXray]

speaking of Bob , and then speaking of Casino.....
Anyone notice that Bob went MIA about the time CR started posting?

[ScottXray]

speaking of Bob , and then speaking of Casino.....
Anyone notice that Bob went MIA about the time CR started posting?

Never mind. CR first got banned at several other boards according to what he said himself.

[CasinoRoyal]

speaking of Bob , and then speaking of Casino.....
Anyone notice that Bob went MIA about the time CR started posting?

Yeah of course im bob..................

[CasinoRoyal]

Yeahhh change your mind before you make an ass outta yourself