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alkemical
09-08-2008, 10:24 AM
Well - if you wanted to list what you'd sell your soul for (your price) you can - what else would you sell if you could or would?

TailgateNut
09-08-2008, 10:28 AM
Well - if you wanted to list what you'd sell your soul for (your price) you can - what else would you sell if you could or would?

My neighbor to the north!

Old Dude
09-11-2008, 02:15 PM
I knew a guy back in high school who was going around, buying up souls for $5 each, and as I recall, he did acquire three or four contracts. But he's dead now and left no survivors, so I wonder who gets the contract rights?

Hogan11
09-11-2008, 04:21 PM
Reminds me of this classic from Amazon Women On The Moon
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alkemical
09-12-2008, 05:04 AM
I knew a guy back in high school who was going around, buying up souls for $5 each, and as I recall, he did acquire three or four contracts. But he's dead now and left no survivors, so I wonder who gets the contract rights?

Hmm, do those people get them back then? Or are they just in unclaimed freight?

bronco militia
09-12-2008, 11:21 AM
In the heart of evil man
Plant the seeds of my own plan
The strong and powerful will fall
Find a piece of me in all
Inside you all

So bow down,
Sell your soul to me,
I will set you free,
Pacify your demons.
Bow down,
Surrender unto me,
Submit infectiously,
Sanctify your demons.
Into abyss,
You don’t exist,
Cannot resist the Judas kiss

Old Dude
09-12-2008, 02:28 PM
I think the market rate for my soul would be about the same as the price of my virginity right before I started college.

Most people wouldn't be interested in paying a penny for it, and those who would are probably people that I wouldn't want to deal with in the first place if you know what I mean and I think you do.

Clockwork Orange
09-12-2008, 06:43 PM
I knew a guy back in high school who was going around, buying up souls for $5 each, and as I recall, he did acquire three or four contracts. But he's dead now and left no survivors, so I wonder who gets the contract rights?

http://www.morethings.com/fan/saturday_night_live/jon_lovitz/jon_lovitz-devil-snl-04.jpg

Hogan11
09-13-2008, 07:26 PM
I guess there are no fans of Don "No Soul" Williams on this site eh? Ha!

alkemical
09-15-2008, 09:28 AM
I think the market rate for my soul would be about the same as the price of my virginity right before I started college.

Most people wouldn't be interested in paying a penny for it, and those who would are probably people that I wouldn't want to deal with in the first place if you know what I mean and I think you do.

So you wouldn't have payed a penny to have your cherry popped?

The value is based upon what could buy you off

Old Dude
09-15-2008, 12:00 PM
So you wouldn't have payed a penny to have your cherry popped?

The value is based upon what could buy you off

I'm still confused.

alkemical
09-15-2008, 12:02 PM
I'm still confused.

It's not survivor! ;)

CasinoRoyal
09-19-2008, 10:11 PM
Nah i aint sellin my soul for nothing.

alkemical
09-23-2008, 05:26 AM
I sold my sense of decency a long time ago... lol