View Full Version : Im gonna be a daddyn jnmnjjnjnnjn n m,kllk.lk ....again!
Rock Chalk
08-28-2008, 03:40 PM
Two times in a row my swimmers kicked birth control's ass. !Booya!
theAPAOps5
08-28-2008, 03:44 PM
congrats
Greybeard
08-28-2008, 03:48 PM
:bronxrox:
When I saw your headline, I thought it was Henry who started the thread. Hilarious!
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Hotrod
08-28-2008, 03:51 PM
Congrats and you need a new form of birth control. "pulling out" is not an approved method.
smalltowngrll
08-28-2008, 03:54 PM
Congrats, Alec! When's the due date??
And, the pill isn't much better than Hotrod's method, either! Really, look into other options after this one, there's tons! ;D
broncosteven
08-28-2008, 04:16 PM
Congrats man!
Way to spread the seed! 7 more kids and you will enter Travis Henry land, though he may have 14 kids by then....
FADERPROOF
08-28-2008, 04:29 PM
congrats man! Been bugging the woman about having another one but so far no luck, maybe telling her that we have to in order to match you kid for kid will do the trick.
bronco610
08-28-2008, 04:37 PM
I'm sorry..... I mean Congrats, yeah, thats the ticket!!!!!!
Los Broncos
08-28-2008, 04:52 PM
Wow, congrats.
How many are you planning on having?
Rock Chalk
08-28-2008, 04:55 PM
This is the last one. Gotta make sure all the parts get on this one or Im SOL.
Two girls and hopefully a boy. But, if its a girl thats fine too. I love my little angels.
broncofan7
08-28-2008, 04:55 PM
congrats!
Rohirrim
08-28-2008, 05:05 PM
My third boy was the result of a failure of reproductive science. Now, I wouldn't trade him for the world. Congrats, Alec. :thumbsup:
broncogary
08-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Two times in a row my swimmers kicked birth control's ass. !Booya!
Hey, you're a lucky guy, Alec.
If you're really lucky, the next one won't look like you either. :rofl:
Ray Finkle
08-28-2008, 05:28 PM
Congrats!
Orange_Beard
08-28-2008, 05:36 PM
Wow, congrads
Ain't figured out what cause that huh!? ;)
Congrats
Inkana7
08-28-2008, 05:59 PM
Congrats, Alec!
gunns
08-28-2008, 06:18 PM
This is the last one. Gotta make sure all the parts get on this one or Im SOL.
Two girls and hopefully a boy. But, if its a girl thats fine too. I love my little angels.
Finally a man who realizes how great girls are. Hey abstinence is the only true method and that's no fun. Congrats Alec and I do hope you get the experience of a little boy, but as you said girls are fine too, especially with their daddy.
BlaK-Argentina
08-28-2008, 06:19 PM
Congrats Alec!! I guess your "guys" don't take no for an answer. ;D
Rock Chalk
08-28-2008, 07:03 PM
Well blak, they are American soliders after all :)
watermock
08-28-2008, 07:20 PM
Congrats!
Spider
08-28-2008, 09:09 PM
Congrats
24champ
08-28-2008, 10:34 PM
Any chance it could be triplets Alec? LOL
congratz.
GSRelyea
08-29-2008, 05:05 AM
Congrats buddy, and may your third child be a Tarheel fan.
Kaylore
08-29-2008, 05:47 AM
You need to start double bagging that **** Alec.
GreatBronco16
08-29-2008, 06:14 AM
I'm just still amazed that there is some poor lost girl out there that still gives it up to Alec. ;)
But I guess congrats anyway.
Rock Chalk
08-29-2008, 11:31 AM
I'm just still amazed that there is some poor lost girl out there that still gives it up to Alec. ;)
But I guess congrats anyway.
Its cuz Im a :pimp:
TailgateNut
08-29-2008, 11:36 AM
Finally a man who realizes how great girls are. Hey abstinence is the only true method and that's no fun. Congrats Alec and I do hope you get the experience of a little boy, but as you said girls are fine too, especially with their daddy.
They're great, but expensive when they hit their teens, and those sleep-overs are brutal.;)
Bronx33
08-29-2008, 12:54 PM
watch more tv it's cheaper...
Hogan11
08-29-2008, 01:13 PM
Congrats on the future addition to your family.
Traveler
08-29-2008, 03:05 PM
Congrats!
Rock Chalk
08-29-2008, 04:15 PM
watch more tv it's cheaper...
Not as fun though.
Natedogg
08-29-2008, 05:07 PM
Avatars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!1
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Bronx33
08-29-2008, 06:20 PM
Not as fun though.
Point taken but my idea is still cheaper or are you planning to have another one johnny apple seed?
Rock Chalk
08-30-2008, 07:46 PM
No, the wife told me I got one last chance to put all the parts on then she was severing ties with ye old sperm and ze ovarian eggs. So, God willing, I will have a boy. Its not so much that I care, its just that I am one of only two remaining males to propagate our family line and the other is my younger brother who I have little hope for.
Of course, this new baby is probably a year ahead of schedule but that's par for the course. Alexis was 6 months ahead of schedule. PLanned, just early.
Its looking like a late March to mid April baby (hopefully April 14th, on my b-day).
AlphaOmega
08-30-2008, 08:55 PM
Congratulations AlecRaenos!
I've got just the right gift for your little ones! ;)
https://www.nmnathletics.com/ecomphotos1/200/88/19088.jpg
Rock Chalk
08-31-2008, 03:31 AM
Congratulations AlecRaenos!
I've got just the right gift for your little ones! ;)
https://www.nmnathletics.com/ecomphotos1/200/88/19088.jpg
Dont be mad when KU pulls the sweep of CU this year in football and basketball :)
Jason in LA
08-31-2008, 07:28 AM
Congrats. Glad to see that you're really happy about this, because if some woman told me that I was going to be a dad again, Jason in LA would have to choke a b**** out ;D.
I'm just kidding, but I would be seriously pissed off and she'd have to take me on Murray Povich to prove it. I'd be 350% sure it wasn't mine ;D
Jason in LA
08-31-2008, 07:29 AM
and those sleep-overs are brutal.;)
Perv ;D
telluride
09-01-2008, 11:30 AM
You didn't knock up one of Sarah Palin's kids, did you? :)
(Congrats.)
alkemical
09-03-2008, 07:11 AM
congrats alec
cutlerfan
09-03-2008, 09:32 AM
I am happy for you! Congratulations!
crawdad
09-04-2008, 01:47 PM
Do we know who the mother is?
Congratulations Daddy...!
alkemical
09-04-2008, 02:24 PM
Do we know who the mother is?
Congratulations Daddy...!
http://www.beyondchron.org/articles/news_images/2008/bristol-palin.jpg
Rock Chalk
09-04-2008, 02:25 PM
Do we know who the mother is?
Congratulations Daddy...!
I certainly know. I dont know if you know her though.
crawdad
09-04-2008, 02:26 PM
http://www.beyondchron.org/articles/news_images/2008/bristol-palin.jpg
Alec, well, I swear, so you thought that you could keep this covered up, huh?
Rock Chalk
09-04-2008, 02:27 PM
I dont even know who the **** that is.
crawdad
09-04-2008, 02:28 PM
That is Bristol Palin, pregnant daughter of VP Candidate Sarah Palin
alkemical
09-04-2008, 02:28 PM
I dont even know who the **** that is.
Sorry man, couldn't resist - that's the Palin chicks daughter -
alkemical
09-04-2008, 02:29 PM
Alec, well, I swear, so you thought that you could keep this covered up, huh?
Alec's got bitches all acrossed the USofA -
Rock Chalk
09-04-2008, 02:32 PM
Sorry man, couldn't resist - that's the Palin chicks daughter -
Oh really?
Cuz Im already infatuated with mom. Jesus what a milf, and feisty as hell. I like her.
crawdad
09-04-2008, 02:33 PM
Coldest state, hottest Governor
alkemical
09-04-2008, 02:41 PM
Oh really?
Cuz Im already infatuated with mom. Jesus what a milf, and feisty as hell. I like her.
:pimp:
Bronx33
09-05-2008, 05:47 PM
Irony would be triplets :spit:
Rock Chalk
09-05-2008, 07:23 PM
Irony would be triplets :spit:
Dude that just isnt nice.
Sassy
09-05-2008, 07:36 PM
Dude that just isnt nice.
When are the trips due? :devil:
Broncobiv
09-24-2008, 11:53 PM
WTF is up with the thread title...how long has it been like this?:
Sticky: Im gonna be a daddyn jnmnjjnjnnjn n m,kllk.lk ....again! (Multi-page thread 1 2 3)
Alec
Kaylore
09-25-2008, 06:38 AM
I thought this was a new thread, like Alec found twins of something. The thread title threw me off.
TheReverend
09-25-2008, 06:40 AM
Congrats! I wonder if she's actually using the birth control correctly.:giggle:
"Alec... these little pills ARE anal suppositories, right?"
Just playing around, Alec. Congratulations. Hope she gets her mother's temper!
Orange_Beard
09-25-2008, 07:19 AM
Control is an Illusion
alkemical
09-25-2008, 07:23 AM
Control is an Illusion
GREYFACE
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.
It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.
The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
Bull**** makes
the flowers grow
& that's beautiful.
Irish Stout
09-25-2008, 10:48 AM
Oh really?
Cuz Im already infatuated with mom. Jesus what a milf, and feisty as hell. I like her.
sooo hot.... as long as shes not speaking. Biden in a speedo and Palin in a speedo. Palin is definetly more qualified!
Congrats! I hope your kids go to K-State!
Ratboy
09-25-2008, 03:49 PM
http://www.beyondchron.org/articles/news_images/2008/bristol-palin.jpg
I wish I was the lucky one to knock her up.
Sounds like you're excited, Alec, so congrats!
Ratboy
09-25-2008, 03:51 PM
I thought this was a new thread, like Alec found twins of something. The thread title threw me off.
If he's lucky he'll have twin boys.Ha!
Rock Chalk
09-25-2008, 04:49 PM
wtf did happen to the thread title?
Inkana7
09-25-2008, 05:57 PM
Casino Royal hacked the server.
theAPAOps5
09-25-2008, 06:00 PM
Its cuz Im a :pimp:
You are a little yellow faced guy who wears a funny hat and smokes? IT ALL MAKES SENSE :kiss:
Rock Chalk
10-01-2008, 12:21 PM
Taco honestly, check with the mods on this. I did not edit the title and if the mods did not either then you have a security breach (I swear I didn't do it, I would have changed your password had I got access to the database).
broncosteven
10-01-2008, 02:18 PM
Taco honestly, check with the mods on this. I did not edit the title and if the mods did not either then you have a security breach (I swear I didn't do it, I would have changed your password had I got access to the database).
Was it corrupted at the last server incident?