Kircus beaten into a 'fetal position' during practice

[broncofan7]

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BRAWL BREAKS OUT AT DOLPHINS CAMP
Posted by Michael David Smith on August 14, 2008, 11:44 a.m.
It’s the last day of training camp for the Miami Dolphins, and it appears that tempers have reached a boil.

Armando Salguero of the Miami Herald reports that a brawl broke out involving several players at this morning’s practice.

The fight started on what looked like a routine play, with cornerback Will Allen covering receiver David Kircus on a deep pass. But it quickly became far from routine, as, Salguero writes, “Allen began punching on Kircus who fell to the turf and basically went into a fetal position as Allen stood over him.”

(It’s surprising that Kircus didn’t fight back. Apparently Kircus only punches people when he’s at the end of their driveways.)

But even though Kircus didn’t want the fight to escalate, other Dolphins did. Once Allen stopped pummeling Kircus, he started to walk back toward the line of scrimmage. That’s when an offensive player decided to go after Allen and began to punch him. Salguero says no one is sure which offensive player went after Allen; depending on which reporter you ask it was either Reagan Mauia, or Anthony Fasano, or Sean Ryan or Boomer Grigsby.

And it still wasn’t over after that unidentified offensive player went after Allen. A bunch of defensive players rushed in to help Allen, and then some offensive players joined in, and a full-fledged rumble was going on, and all the coaches could do was blow their whistles.

The fight eventually broke up, and practice was restored. Ben Volin of the Palm Beach Post reports that Kircus wanted no part of Allen, and that Kircus was the last player to leave the practice field.

Initial indications are that no one was injured in the brawl. We’ll see whether Dolphins coach Tony Sparano follows the precedent set by Panthers coach John Fox and hands out any two-game suspensions.

[TheReverend]

"You have no idea what I'm capable of"

[Goobzilla]

Must have put too much mayo on Allen's sub.

:yayaya:Thank you I'm here all week, try the veal. :yayaya:

[PRBronco]

How can we know for certain that Kircus didn't want to fight? We need some sort of truth device.

[theAPAOps5]

Kircus must have made him a tainted sub. Food poisioning sucks.

[Hotrod]

"You have no idea what I'm capable of"

Ding Ding Ding

Allen is in for a big hurting

[Beantown Bronco]

I'm sure Kircus knows that this could be his last chance and that he really needs to walk the straight and narrow from here on out. No sense throwing it all away in camp.

[theAPAOps5]

How can we know for certain that Kircus didn't want to fight? We need some sort of truth device.

Shanny is on his way.

[Kaylore]

Kircus is going to uncork the whoop ass - Cold cut trio style.

[broncofan2438]

wow

[PRBronco]

That’s when an offensive player decided to go after Allen and began to punch him. Salguero says no one is sure which offensive player went after Allen; depending on which reporter you ask it was either Reagan Mauia, or Anthony Fasano, or Sean Ryan or Boomer Grigsby.




Oh no I hope Allen isn't made of unframed drywall, he's the juggernaut!

[DomCasual]

Okay, so let's say Kircus has anger issues (he apparently does).

Let's say he's been getting help for them.

Let's say "playing possum" was just his way of indicating he wasn't going to fight. Like a recovering alcoholic that knows he can never have "just one drink," Kircus knows that the first punch opens up a Pandora's Box for him.

None of those assumptions are a stretch of the imagination, by any means.

So, maybe the kid needs the benefit of the doubt?

I'm just saying.

[TheReverend]

Okay, so let's say Kircus has anger issues (he apparently does).

Let's say he's been getting help for them.

Let's say "playing possum" was just his way of indicating he wasn't going to fight. Like a recovering alcoholic that knows he can never have "just one drink," Kircus knows that the first punch opens up a Pandora's Box for him.

None of those assumptions are a stretch of the imagination, by any means.

So, maybe the kid needs the benefit of the doubt?

I'm just saying.

...or maybe he just got his ass kicked really quick.

Most real fights are won with a first hit/suprise. He could've genuinely been thrown into an "Oh ****" mode and gone down in self-preservation.

[Natedogg]

"Would you like that toasted? I'm capable of it."

[Hotrod]

...or maybe he just got his ass kicked really quick.

Most real fights are won with a first hit/suprise. He could've genuinely been thrown into an "Oh ****" mode and gone down in self-preservation.

Could be either way but its much more funny IMHO to think that tuff guy has been turned into a girley man by a head shrinker

[ColoradoBuff]

Way to go Will Allen....put that subway sandwich making loser in his place. Watch him get cut by the freakin Fins......worst team in the NFL next to the Queefs and he'll prolly get cut. Guess there's always Subway!

[TheReverend]

Could be either way but its much more funny IMHO to think that tuff guy has been turned into a girley man by a head shrinker

I think the most likely scenario is that Kircus is merely baiting him, getting him suspended and then will be playing CB in place of Allen, then he will go to his house after hours, tell him "This is what I'm capable of", and then proceed to beat him mercilessly while simultaneously pleasuring his wife and tuning a guitar with his free foot.

[BowlenBall]

Kircus must have made him a tainted sub. Food poisioning sucks.

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted sub you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted sub
Tainted sub

[Northman]

What i find funny is somebody on the offense actually went and defended him.

[bowtown]

This is all Chad Pennington's fault.

[dbfan21]

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted sub you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted sub
Tainted sub

:spit: That is awesome! LOL

[montrose]

The Subway jokes never get old...

[Hotrod]

To be honest I'm sure I'm not the only poster who has ever been beaten into the fetal position. I could however be the only one who was beaten that way by a chick. In my defense those corn feed Iowa girls can really hold their own.

[ColoradoBuff]

To be honest I'm sure I'm not the only poster who has ever been beaten into the fetal position. I could however be the only one who was beaten that way by a chick. In my defense those corn feed Iowa girls can really hold their own.

What did you do....take the dirt road without asking?

[Broncos_OTM]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

[Hotrod]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

not sure what kind of club that is but we do enjoy a laugh once in awhile Mr. Cleaver.

http://newcritics.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ward_cleaver.jpg

[dbfan4life]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

It's a football board that doubles as a comedy club on the weekends. Comics are getting an early start this week. 8')

[Broncos_OTM]

not sure what kind of club that is but we do enjoy a laugh once in awhile Mr. Cleaver.

http://newcritics.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ward_cleaver.jpg

if you couldnt get by my horrible spelling and figure out what i was trying to say you truly are a jackass now i see why you got picked on. no comon sense

make ya feel better?Amateur

[Broncos_OTM]

It's a football board that doubles as a comedy club on the weekends. Comics are getting an early start this week. 8')

There are some really OUTSTANDING football takes on this board, otherwise i wouldnt be a member i just have to sift through so much garbage to get them.

[BowlenBall]

if you couldnt get by my horrible spelling and figure out what i was trying to say you truly are a jackass now i see why you got picked on. no comon sense

make ya feel better?Amateur

http://pedrowatcher.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/03/june_and_ward_cleaver.jpg

"Now Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night."

[TheReverend]

There are some really OUTSTANDING football takes on this board, otherwise i wouldnt be a member i just have to sift through so much garbage to get them.

What "outstanding football take" did you think you'd get from a "Kircus gets his ass kicked" thread?

[Hotrod]

if you couldnt get by my horrible spelling and figure out what i was trying to say you truly are a jackass now i see why you got picked on. no comon sense

make ya feel better?Amateur

I just wanted to say thank you and say that if I upset you in anyway what so ever I'd like to make that a double thank you.

[Broncos_OTM]

What "outstanding football take" did you think you'd get from a "Kircus gets his ass kicked" thread?

becuase i knew kircus had been in some law trouble and i was curious as to what happened to him. really i was more interested in kircus then in a fight. like i was saying i have to sift through garbage on this stie to get anything of value

[cmhargrove]

Five....

Five Dollar....

Five Dollar Beat Doooooooooowns.....

[gyldenlove]

Holy sh!t, if Sparano hands out some 2 game suspensions the players are getting off light. As a coach I would have handed out baseballbats to the kneecaps, I believe in leading through pain and intimidation.

[Tombstone RJ]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

If you don't know you better ask sombody.:yayaya:

[Popps]

Karma's a bitch, ain't it little David?

[DomCasual]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

When Hotrod leaves for a day or two, it becomes professional comedy club. He comes back, and it's back to being ameture comedy club.

It's weird.

[broncosteven]

i do not understand why you guys hate on kircus. so the guy got in a fight. you guys got one side of the story. Pffft by the media. what the hell is wrong with you folks. did you guys get picked on as kids to much. i mean seriously. i come here to talk football. i didnt know this was a ameture comedy club.

So A jew, a priest, a duck and Kircus walk into a bar...

Only Kircus walks out.

[hambone13]

becuase i knew kircus had been in some law trouble and i was curious as to what happened to him. really i was more interested in kircus then in a fight. like i was saying i have to sift through garbage on this stie to get anything of value

Thanks for adding to the weeds genius. I have to sift through bull**** like yours. Why don't you just go to Broncos Country board if you're gonna give us the business Ms. Cleaver.

[broncocalijohn]

I'm sure Kircus knows that this could be his last chance and that he really needs to walk the straight and narrow from here on out. No sense throwing it all away in camp.

Probably on parole and needs to stay clean. He perfected the turtling from an Avs player a few years back I believe from a Red Wing player (hey, he is from Detroit and helping him fuel the rivalry). He remembers asking , "do you want white or wheat?"

[theAPAOps5]

So A jew, a priest, a duck and Kircus walk into a bar...

Only Kircus walks out.

A Jew, a Blonde, and a Kircus walks into the bar. Bar tender says why the long face. Kircus sucker punches him and says, "You don't know what I am capable of!"

[edgemyster]

I'm reading Stefan Fatsis' 'A Few Seconds of Panic' and at one point he describes Kirkus as an abrasive smack-talker, bordering on rude arrogance. Apparently Kirkus was not all that liked by many on the team.

After reading about the guy, Kircus' one-liner ("you don't know what I'm capable of") seemed all that more fitting to his personality.

At one point in practice, Kirkus gets owned to which John Lynch shouts, "I'll take salami with that!"

[bombay]

"You have no idea what I'm capable of"

:rofl:

I guess we do now:

Cowardice.

[Irish Stout]

becuase i knew kircus had been in some law trouble and i was curious as to what happened to him. really i was more interested in kircus then in a fight. like i was saying i have to sift through garbage on this stie to get anything of value

Man, this is an online community this is not a news feed. If you want straight up football information stick to ESPN insider and Broncostalk.net. The Orange Mane's main purpose is for a bunch of Bronco lovers to come shoot the shiz, mostly on the Broncos. On the threads that have actual news, usually its just the first post... you should've been able to figure that out by now seeing as how you've posted on here over 800 times.

Don't give the rest of us crap for tossing the "garbage" around when thats the whole point of it.

Oh CRAP! I was I supposed to tell a kirkus joke here...

[lostknight]

This actually sounds like a smart move by Mr. Kirkus. Reading behind the lines, he got involved in fights at Broncos training camp, and it never benefited him to do so.

[Tombstone RJ]

Kirkus once kicked the schitz out of Chuck Norris. Obviously, Chuck did not know what Kirkus was capable of...

[Bronx33]

Kirkus simply allows chuck norris to exist.

[Bob]

The reason why he wouldnt fight back is clear: He is Billy Idol in cognito, and couldnt hurt his lilly-white, soft guitar-picin manicured hands...

[~Crash~]

Way to go Will Allen....put that subway sandwich making loser in his place. Watch him get cut by the freakin Fins......worst team in the NFL next to the Queefs and he'll prolly get cut. Guess there's always Subway!

the guy had the best day of all maimi WR the other day ...

[HILife]

I think the most likely scenario is that Kircus is merely baiting him, getting him suspended and then will be playing CB in place of Allen, then he will go to his house after hours, tell him "This is what I'm capable of", and then proceed to beat him mercilessly while simultaneously pleasuring his wife and tuning a guitar with his free foot.

That's a bad Mother F***er. DMFK in the house!!!!

[HILife]

What "outstanding football take" did you think you'd get from a "Kircus gets his ass kicked" thread?

hahahaha score one for you.

[KipCorrington25]

These Subway jokes never get old!!! Sooooooooooooo funny!

[broncosteven]

These Subway jokes never get old!!! Sooooooooooooo funny!

Ever hear about this one time some dude misspelt Alan Faneca's name?

[Dark Helmet]

http://www.imidaho.com/images/ralph.gif

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/msuwildlifer/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[theAPAOps5]

So a Horse, a Spider, and a Kircus walk into a Warehouse. Guy walks up to the Spider and says you look like a Raider fan. The Spider punches him in the throat and then apologizes. The Kircus screams, you don't know what he is capable of!

[bombay]

When Hotrod leaves for a day or two, it becomes professional comedy club. He comes back, and it's back to being ameture comedy club.

It's weird.

:rofl:

Man, this is a great thread.