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gyldenlove
08-13-2008, 12:37 PM
How does the adobt a bronco program work here? is there a thread to claim players somewhere?
Crushaholic
08-13-2008, 12:39 PM
We used to have a "draft" to claim Broncos players. It's not a big deal, anymore. I say put anyone you want in that space...
theAPAOps5
08-13-2008, 12:44 PM
There was a draft and people spent a lot of time setting it up. But then new people would just adopt a Bronco and it kind of made the draft useless. With thousands of active members you have to expect duplicates.
Irish Stout
08-13-2008, 12:50 PM
I got cecil sapp in the draft, but I'm about ready to disown him... we need a Howard Griffith type FB again.
telluride
08-13-2008, 12:54 PM
I hear Tyrone Poole is available!
gyldenlove
08-13-2008, 12:55 PM
I will just wait until we get a new player or coach, does anyone have Pat Bowlen?
elsid13
08-13-2008, 01:59 PM
The deal is, you can have any player you want if you give me $10.00. If you don't send me the money, Hotrod and Spider will come visit you only wearing thier orange and blue thongs. If that doesn't work spider will punch you in the throat then apologize to people on the Internet to make it all good.
Dudeskey
08-13-2008, 02:03 PM
I hear Tyrone Poole is available!
I hope he doesn't give anyone a hip injury...
Hotrod
08-13-2008, 02:08 PM
The deal is, you can have any player you want if you give me $10.00. If you don't send me the money, Hotrod and Spider will come visit you only wearing thier orange and blue thongs. If that doesn't work spider will punch you in the throat then apologize to people on the Internet to make it all good.
Yah what he said.
I love new guy questions....and welcome gyldenlove.
Taco John
08-13-2008, 04:01 PM
We used to do a draft, but it was a huge, HUGE pain in the ass. Now you just adopt who you want to adopt. See if they write you or call though. Just see...
Not one letter from Keary Colbert. NOT ONE!
broncosteven
08-13-2008, 04:38 PM
Yah what he said.
I love new gay questions....and welcome gayladlove.
Fixed your post for you.
PRBronco
08-13-2008, 04:40 PM
There's only one rule: Hands off Steven Harris!
elsid13
08-13-2008, 04:55 PM
We used to do a draft, but it was a huge, HUGE pain in the ass. Now you just adopt who you want to adopt. See if they write you or call though. Just see...
Not one letter from Keary Colbert. NOT ONE!
I understand theDave has stolen him away.....
Hotrod
08-13-2008, 05:06 PM
I get love letters and even hot PM's from my adopt-a-Broncofan
elsid13
08-13-2008, 05:09 PM
I get love letters and even hot PM's from my adopt-a-Broncofan
restraining orders don't equal love letters.
broncocalijohn
08-13-2008, 05:13 PM
How does the adobt a bronco program work here? is there a thread to claim players somewhere?
Dont listen to these guys. They are disgrunted because of their rejected status, not on eharmony ,but adopt-a-bronco family. You just dont place the players name in your profile. That is stealing. If you have a current player, you need to shop up to training camp and help carry their equipment. Feed them one hot meal a day during this time and fend off insults to their adoptee here at the mane. Trust me on this one, no one will ever adopt Brian Griese again! If you adopt Mike Shanahan, note that the requirement is to take out Wolf and Telluride , but so far no one has wanted to take prison time for the adoption yet many here wanted to change the rules to at least a knee capping. Good luck on your search for the perfect adoptee. Stay away from Holland as he needs 3 hot meals and you need to carry not only his equipment but his extra weight.
Hotrod
08-13-2008, 05:17 PM
restrain orders don't equal love letters.
The court order may say no but her posts say yes :)
DomCasual
08-13-2008, 05:21 PM
(Hey, new kid. Ask if there is any way we can put small picture under our screen names.)
theAPAOps5
08-13-2008, 05:22 PM
restraining orders don't equal love letters.
Exactly and when he says PM he really means Pecker Mutilation.
ksBRONCOfan
08-13-2008, 05:45 PM
I will just wait until we get a new player or coach, does anyone have Pat Bowlen?
Yes...I got him in my one and only draft I participated in (I think it was the last one they held).
I could also care less if someone else put him down as an adoptee.
broncosteven
08-13-2008, 05:55 PM
The court order may say no but her posts say yes :)
I am teaching my 10 month old son that NO means GO.
The wife won't let me get him a "Free Mustache Rides" Onesie.
I also taught my 5 year old Daughter that NO means No and where to kick for maximum effect.
What can I say, I am a complex man full of contradictions...
PRBronco
08-13-2008, 06:10 PM
I am teaching my 10 month old son that NO means GO.
The wife won't let me get him a "Free Mustache Rides" Onesie.
I also taught my 5 year old Daughter that NO means No and where to kick for maximum effect.
What can I say, I am a complex man full of contradictions...
Hahah, please tell me one of them is named Gene. At least one.
Hotrod
08-13-2008, 06:11 PM
Hahah, please tell me one of them is named Gene. At least one.
LOL thats funny
gyldenlove
08-13-2008, 07:07 PM
(Hey, new kid. Ask if there is any way we can put small picture under our screen names.)
(I am sorry, I can't help you get avatars back.)
Taco John
08-13-2008, 07:10 PM
His Daughter Jean, and his son Gene are learning valuable life lessons...
broncosteven
08-13-2008, 08:00 PM
His Daughter Jean, and his son Gene are learning valuable life lessons...
I wish I had thought of that!
We did name my son a good solid Norwegian name, and in honor of the other great man in my life, my grandfather Carl.
Abby was born Pre-mancrush.
Hotrod
08-14-2008, 09:58 AM
I wish I had thought of that!
We did name my son a good solid Norwegian name, and in honor of the other great man in my life, my grandfather Carl.
Abby was born Pre-mancrush.
Well there is always room for one more in the family tree. Just ask Spider he tried once more and hit the jack pot with trips.
Hotrod
08-14-2008, 10:00 AM
(I am sorry, I can't help you get avatars back.)
LOL damn it I thought this might have been the one the prophecies spoke of.
crawdad
08-14-2008, 10:04 AM
(I am sorry, I can't help you get avatars back.)
He is quick study, isn't he?
chrisp
08-14-2008, 12:02 PM
If you pick a player everyone else, to a man, despises, like I did then your adopt-a-bronco will be unique!!
Not sure I would want any correspondence from mine though....
Hotrod
08-14-2008, 12:05 PM
If you pick a player everyone else, to a man, despises, like I did then your adopt-a-bronco will be unique!!
Not sure I would want any correspondence from mine though....
I'd like to point out that for all the yelling I do about Nate I don't hate him at all. As a matter of fact it quite the opposite he just might be one of my favorite NFL players. His ability to make millions for not doing **** is as American as you can get in my book.
Now what I do hate is that he is a Bronco.
I'm just saying.
broncosteven
08-14-2008, 02:28 PM
If you pick a player everyone else, to a man, despises, like I did then your adopt-a-bronco will be unique!!
Not sure I would want any correspondence from mine though....
I too like Nate, I am hoping he can make it through the year with out being out on IR before season is 1/2 way done.
gyldenlove
08-28-2008, 05:26 PM
LOL damn it I thought this might have been the one the prophecies spoke of.
Damnit all, I should have claimed to be the one. Only a few lousy weeks later the avatars come back. Oh, the glory that could have been mine.