Chad Ocho Cinco?

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Don't believe this for a second, but it made me laugh...from profootballtalk.

JOHNSON WANTS TO BE OCHO CINCO, LEGALLY
Posted by Michael David Smith on August 12, 2008, 7:24 p.m. EDT
Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

Seriously.

If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.

From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.

In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least.

[Los Broncos]

Wow, next thing he'll want is a burrito named after him.

[That One Guy]

Haha... Chad is still Chad...

[Inkana7]

What a ****ing nut.

[Bronx33]

Is he going to name his ding ding (Cinco) too?

[gyldenlove]

He is a giant cup of crazy.

[Dukes]

Hilarious! He can name legally name himself whatever he wants, it's a free country. Everyone calls him that already, might as well make it official.

[SBboundBroncos]

i find this guy highly amusing ROFL!

[Beantown Bronco]

I'm still waiting for someone to clue Chad in to the fact that "ocho cinco" doesn't even mean "eighty five".

[BMF Bronco]

pinche cabrone!

[Inkana7]

I'm still waiting for someone to clue Chad in to the fact that "ocho cinco" doesn't even mean "eighty five".

He's never said it does. He usually refers to his number as "Eight Five".

[loborugger]

Hilarious!

What happens when the Bengals trade/dump his high maintenance a$$ and he ends up wearing 82 or 19 or whatever???

[Malcontent]

He is a walking, talking rectum...

[2KBack]

I've always defended Chad Johnson, but this act is starting to wear thin

[Popps]

I think he should do it.

Then later, change it to just a symbol. (Player formerly known as ocho cinco.)

Someone also may want to let him know that ocho cinco means eight-five ... not eighty five.

[tsiguy96]

that is awesome hahaha id want to buy one too

[Wes Mantooth]

he is one of the few athletes who tries to be funny and actually is.go beavs

[PaintballCLE]

hey at least he just tries to make things fun, and isn't making it "rain" in vegas and getting his ass beat!

[broncosteven]

Is he going to name his ding ding (Cinco) too?

I am going to start calling my Little Elvis "Eagle" and everytime I have sex with the wife I will yell out:

Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has Landed.

Sometimes when I am really tired and have drank too much I may have to report to the wife:

Houston we have had a problem...

[broncogary]

I am going to start calling my Little Elvis "Eagle" and everytime I have sex with the wife I will yell out:

Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has Landed.

Sometimes when I am really tired and have drank too much I may have to report to the wife:

Houston we have had a problem...

Its nice that your wife's name is Houston.

Do you really have to tell her when its in? :~ohyah!:

[Jason in LA]

Chad is the man. I hope he does it. Coolest idea ever.

[broncosteven]

Its nice that your wife's name is Houston.

Do you really have to tell her when its in? :~ohyah!:

She doesn't care what I call her as she is usually watching Deadliest Catch while I do the deed.

BTW I am alot like the Apollo 11 lander (Eagle) in that I usually only have 60 seconds of fuel left after I navigate over her Bolders (i.e. tits) and make my way to touch down...

[PaintballCLE]

She doesn't care what I call her as she is usually watching Deadliest Catch while I do the deed.

BTW I am alot like the Apollo 11 lander (Eagle) in that I usually only have 60 seconds of fuel left after I navigate over her Bolders (i.e. boobies) and make my way to touch down...

wow, can i borrow 30 of those seconds sometime? I have yet to see a minute ROFL! jkjkjk

[broncogary]

She doesn't care what I call her as she is usually watching Deadliest Catch while I do the deed.

BTW I am alot like the Apollo 11 lander (Eagle) in that I usually only have 60 seconds of fuel left after I navigate over her Bolders (i.e. boobies) and make my way to touch down...

Well, I wouldn't tell her.

Make her beg for it. :thumbsup:

[broncosteven]

Well, I wouldn't tell her.

Make her beg for it. :thumbsup:

Your not married. I am the one begging for it and once every 6 weeks she relents...

[ElwayMD]

Your not married. I am the one begging for it and once every 6 weeks she relents...

Sounds familiar. I enjoy the about 10 minute window every 2 weeks when the wife is horny and you have to be on your toes to pick up on this fact or else you'll have to wait another 2 weeks.

[Hogan11]

Chad is the man. I hope he does it. Coolest idea ever.

You've got to be kidding Jason....the guy is a lickbag.

Ocho Droppo is still much more fitting a name for him :rofl: .

[Beantown Bronco]

He's never said it does. He usually refers to his number as "Eight Five".

I don't think so. I've heard dozens of his interviews and whenever he refers to himself in the third person, it's always as "eighty five".

[alkemical]

I say why not. I find it funny AND i find it as a nice way to circumvent the rules to get his cut. Hey if the NFL is going to be a bunch of dikcs and try to squeeze us fans for ever last $, then i think Chad Ocho Cinco has every right to do so, and he's doing it with a sense of humor.

Pure discordiansim at it's best.

[BroncosinDC]

Your not married. I am the one begging for it and once every 6 weeks she relents...

Perhaps if you weren't treating doing it like a space mission...but who am I to talk I haven't been with the same girl twice since the Broncos had a winning record.

[Beantown Bronco]

Perhaps if you weren't treating doing it like a space mission...

You know what you're problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

[BMF Bronco]

You know what you're problem is? You're putting the p***Y on a pedestal.

speaking of 40 Year old virgin, did you hear that Hazzim was arrested yesterday for attempted murder of his girlfriend?! Crazy ****!

[Beantown Bronco]

speaking of 40 Year old virgin, did you hear that Hazzim was arrested yesterday for attempted murder of his girlfriend?! Crazy ****!

He told her that she was messing with the wrong sand n*gger. Apparently, she didn't believe him.

[broncosteven]

speaking of 40 Year old virgin, did you hear that Hazzim was arrested yesterday for attempted murder of his girlfriend?! Crazy ****!

go **** a goat

[BMF Bronco]

Why are you always telling me to **** a goat?!

[Ambiguous]

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

[Popps]

Even for this place, this thread is a wee bit odd.

[TDmvp]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chad-johnson.jpg

separated at birth ???

http://www.columbia.edu/%7Esf2220/TT2007/web-content/images/douche1.jpg

[Quoydogs]

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chad-johnson.jpg

separated at birth ???

http://www.columbia.edu/%7Esf2220/TT2007/web-content/images/douche1.jpg


2+2=4

If the shoe fits!

Thats some funny stuff there

[broncosteven]

Why are you always telling me to **** a goat?!

Can I have my box of Porn back?