The OFFICIAL Mike Shanahan vs ______ Thread

[TheReverend]

Time to keep score of people who have crossed Shanahan and what the end result was. I'll start with my 2 favorites:

Al Davis- Fires Shanahan and refuses to pay his contract for returning to the Broncos. Shanahan wins a lawsuit, 2 Superbowls and has beaten Oakland more than 20x since.

Shanahan 2 (Two points for lawsuit victory and complete domination), Detractors 0

Ashley Lelie- Refusing to return to team to compete, because he's a #1 WR. Traded to Atlanta where after team fines played the 2006 season for roughly $0, and since has faded into obscurity.

Shanahan 3, Detractors 0

[rovolution]

Javon Walker- Refused to take a paycut or change his poor attitude and was unceremoniously shown the door. From all accounts, struggling in Jokeland and was on the verge of retirement only 2 weeks ago.

[PRBronco]

The league's drug testing policy - pwned by Shanahan and the lie detector of justice. And an invalid test sample or something?

[TheReverend]

Ted Sunquist- Publicly criticized certain roster moves, and defensively creating excuses for his own personnel moves, even going so far as to reference mock drafts. Since being fired, has received a league wide interest level of -10 and Broncos personnel management seemingly increasing exponentially without his involvement.

[loborugger]

How about Shanny vs Chuck Norris?

Or Tedy Bruschi?

[socalorado]

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_mugs/snyder_daniel.jpg

Do i actually have to explain this??

How many points do i get for this one?

[Beantown Bronco]

Daryl Gardener - after the infamous IHOP incident and losing his starting spot after just a few ineffective games, he decides to bash Shanny during a radio interview. He never played another down of regular season football for anyone and had to pay back a good chunk of his signing bonus.

[Bladerunner]

Shanny 1 Yahoo Sports 0

[TheReverend]

Mike Shanahan vs Woodland Creatures:

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[bowtown]

Wolf devotes his life to destroying "Shannahan" over the internet. Shanahan has a new mansion, and remains a professional football cach for the Broncos. Wolf remains an angry, overzealous internet poster who cries himself to sleep every night.

"Shannahan" - 1
Wolf - Loser

[wolf754life]

Wolf devotes his life to destroying "Shannahan" over the internet. Shanahan has a new mansion, and remains a professional football cach for the Broncos. Wolf remains an angry, overzealous internet poster who cries himself to sleep every night.

"Shannahan" - 1
Wolf - Loser


lol, lets see how his guarantee:thumbs: plays out

[jsco70]

Shanahan vs. Dan Reeves.

Reeves fires Shanahan for insubordination but is soonafter fired by Bowlen. The rest is history.

[DukeWoody]

Shanahan vs Danny Reeves in Super Bowl XXX111...Huh, huh...lets hear it!!

Edit:jsco70 posted his while i was one finger typing mine, dammit!

[socalorado]

lol, lets see how his guarantee:thumbs: plays out

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg245/gardensk8/unibomber.jpg

[worm]

Shanny owns Seabass and the ice-the-kicker routine.

Watching other coaches (Tomlin) try to copy him and call the TO waaaay before the kick..is like watching an art student trying to paint Picasso by numbers.


edit....this one falls under the general Raider ownage category

[DukeWoody]

Shanahan as the OC in Frisco vs. SandyEggo in Super Bowl 28 = complete, total, humilliating beat down...Plus he helped get the monkey off Steve Youngs back..8')

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Jake Plummer sure got ****ed by Mike Shanahan. Add that to the list.

[OABB]

Jake Plummer sure got ****ed by Mike Shanahan. Add that to the list.

good point.

also, don't forget chiefs fans.


aren't you tftp(ost) anyways?

[Hotrod]

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2008/0320/20080320__20080321_B05_BZ21SHANAHAN~p1_200.JPG

VS

http://www.rtd-fastracks.com/images/uploads/gl/LRT-WEB.jpg

To be determined

[Kaylore]

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_mugs/snyder_daniel.jpg

Do i actually have to explain this??

How many points do i get for this one?

Here's an artists reenactment of the events.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t141/Alfarin123/Lindisfarne.jpg

[Hotrod]

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_mugs/snyder_daniel.jpg

Do i actually have to explain this??

How many points do i get for this one?

Ok I give who the **** is that guy?

[DukeWoody]

Ok I give who the **** is that guy?

That there is Ben Dover Dan!..Champs old employer..

[Hotrod]

That there is Ben Dover Dan!..Champs old employer..

Damn I cant believe I didnt know that :nono:

[Inkana7]

Dan Snyder.

[broncosteven]

Do I get points for all of his Denver DC's?

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Do I get points for all of his Denver DC's?

That's more like Mike Shanahan vs himself.

[Cito Pelon]

Dude has won only one AFC West title since 1998. Denver used to own the crown for AFC Championships. PITT has passed Denver and NE is ready to under Shanny's watch.

I'm not real impressed with Shanny.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Good for you. Free yourself from the shackles of Shanahan koolaid.

[broncosteven]

That's more like Mike Shanahan vs himself.

Your used to struggling with yourself alone with hand lotion and tube sox aren't you Boob.

[broncosteven]

Dude has won only one AFC West title since 1998. Denver used to own the crown for AFC Championships. PITT has passed Denver and NE is ready to under Shanny's watch.

I'm not real impressed with Shanny.

And the last team to win a SB from the AFC west other than Denver is the Raiders in 1983. I think KFC Won one in 1970.

[Cito Pelon]

And the last team to win a SB from the AFC west other than Denver is the Raiders in 1983. I think KFC Won one in 1970.

Good point, but that was a looooong time ago. Since then Shanny has lost Denver the lead in AFC Titles, gave it to PITT in 2005, and NE is closing fast to take second. That's no good by my standards, maybe you have lesser standards.

[socalorado]

And the last team to win a SB from the AFC west other than Denver is the Raiders in 1983. I think KFC Won one in 1970.

Good history lesson Steve, but we are after all discussing the "modern era of the NFL".

[broncosteven]

Good point, but that was a looooong time ago. Since then Shanny has lost Denver the lead in AFC Titles, gave it to PITT in 2005, and NE is closing fast to take second. That's no good by my standards, maybe you have lesser standards.

I prefer the chance to win every year than face what Duh Bear or Bungles fans have to put up with.

Duh Bears have had 21 starting QB's in last 16 years, not as many coaches but Wanny the Francise killer and some dude named Dick Juron.

I would take Shanny for another 10 years than face a 2-14 or 4-12 season year in and out.

[broncosteven]

Good history lesson Steve, but we are after all discussing the "modern era of the NFL".

BTW I think KFC makes it into the "Modern era" by the lenght of their mullets and one year.

I have become a student of history recently, anyone want to discuss Operation Barbarosa?

[BroncsRule]

Mike Shanahan vs. Shannon Sharpe: Shanny decides Sharpe has lost a step & is not worth the asking price of $8.2m for 3 years. Shannon goes to the RatBirds, where he becomes pretty much their entire offense. Shannon single handedly crushes Denver in the playoffs on the way to his 3rd ring and the HOF.

Shannon 1, Shanny 0

[ZONA]

Mike Shanahan vs. Shannon Sharpe: Shanny decides Sharpe has lost a step & is not worth the asking price of $8.2m for 3 years. Shannon goes to the RatBirds, where he becomes pretty much their entire offense. Shannon single handedly crushes Denver in the playoffs on the way to his 3rd ring and the HOF.

Shannon 1, Shanny 0

Uh, wasn't that the year Jamal ran for 2000 yards? I would hardly call Sharp the entire offense. In fact, I would say most teams stacked the line just to try and stop that running game. I love Sharp and he would have been HOF even before going to Baltimore. He played well for them and I am glad, however, I think alot of TE's could have done very well there considering that ferocious running attack opened everthing up in the secondary.

[kmonty]

Uh, wasn't that the year Jamal ran for 2000 yards? I would hardly call Sharp the entire offense. In fact, I would say most teams stacked the line just to try and stop that running game. I love Sharp and he would have been HOF even before going to Baltimore. He played well for them and I am glad, however, I think alot of TE's could have done very well there considering that ferocious running attack opened everthing up in the secondary.

The truth is somewhere in the middle. Still, +1 Sharpe.

[Inkana7]

Uh, wasn't that the year Jamal ran for 2000 yards? I would hardly call Sharp the entire offense. In fact, I would say most teams stacked the line just to try and stop that running game. I love Sharp and he would have been HOF even before going to Baltimore. He played well for them and I am glad, however, I think alot of TE's could have done very well there considering that ferocious running attack opened everthing up in the secondary.

Jamal ran for 2,000 in 2003. They won the Super Bowl in 2000.

[MechanicalBull]

Shanahan vs. Belichik. Shanny is 5-2 against him including the playoffs and I believe has the best record of any active coach against that jackass. Hopefully it goes to 6-2 after this year.

[Play2win]

Mike Shanahan vs Woodland Creatures:

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Just as a side note...

Pat Bowlen in a M***** F***ing BadA$$... .:afro: :militia:

[TheReverend]

Mike Shanahan vs. Shannon Sharpe: Shanny decides Sharpe has lost a step & is not worth the asking price of $8.2m for 3 years. Shannon goes to the RatBirds, where he becomes pretty much their entire offense. Shannon single handedly crushes Denver in the playoffs on the way to his 3rd ring and the HOF.

Shannon 1, Shanny 0

Extremely drunk but geniusnlty curious... how much cock do you chug on a daily basis? 8 dudes a pop?

[originalsultan]

Denver used to own the crown for AFC Championships. PITT has passed Denver and NE is ready to under Shanny's watch.

You sure about that? I am pretty sure that Pittsburgh and Denver each have 6 AFC titles.

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/results/championships

New England has 5, as does Oakland and Miami. Buffalo has 6, but 2 of those came in the pre-Superbowl era (i.e. NOT modern era).

Pittsburgh and Denver have the most of any AFC team in the modern era. In fact, Pittsburgh and Denver have more Superbowl appearances than any team except Dallas.

[broncosteven]

You sure about that? I am pretty sure that Pittsburgh and Denver each have 6 AFC titles.

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/results/championships

New England has 5, as does Oakland and Miami. Buffalo has 6, but 2 of those came in the pre-Superbowl era (i.e. NOT modern era).

Pittsburgh and Denver have the most of any AFC team in the modern era. In fact, Pittsburgh and Denver have more Superbowl appearances than any team except Dallas.

Best 1st post in a long time.

Welcome, post more often.

[socalorado]

Extremely drunk but geniusnlty curious... how much cock do you chug on a daily basis? 8 dudes a pop?

Gotta be at least a liter in by now!
Thank god g@$ prices are coming down! ROFL!

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D!CKLESS @$$CLOWN!!

[TheReverend]

Gotta be at least a liter in by now!
Thank god g@$ prices are coming down! ROFL!

(DISCLAIMER) THE REV IS DRUNK AND HIS COMMENTS ARE NOT MEANT TO CAUSE ANY PERSONAL INSULT OR HARM FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS.

Bull****, anyone who makes a statement that asinine deserves to be publicly humiliated and imprisoned... minimum.

[socalorado]

Bull****, anyone who amkes a statement that asinnine deserves to be publicly humiliatwd and imprisoned... minimum.

Revised it. Alki!!!

[TheReverend]

Fixed. Sleepy time.

[socalorado]

Fixed. Sleepy time.

Get a "happy ending" 1st Ok?

[red98]

You sure about that? I am pretty sure that Pittsburgh and Denver each have 6 AFC titles.

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/results/championships

New England has 5, as does Oakland and Miami. Buffalo has 6, but 2 of those came in the pre-Superbowl era (i.e. NOT modern era).

Pittsburgh and Denver have the most of any AFC team in the modern era. In fact, Pittsburgh and Denver have more Superbowl appearances than any team except Dallas.

NE has 6 AFC championships.

1985,1996,2001,2003,2004,2007

[Jason in LA]

Uh, wasn't that the year Jamal ran for 2000 yards? I would hardly call Sharp the entire offense. In fact, I would say most teams stacked the line just to try and stop that running game. I love Sharp and he would have been HOF even before going to Baltimore. He played well for them and I am glad, however, I think alot of TE's could have done very well there considering that ferocious running attack opened everthing up in the secondary.

They had a pretty good running game, but Sharpe was their passing game.

[BroncsRule]

Extremely drunk but geniusnlty curious... how much cock do you chug on a daily basis? 8 dudes a pop?

genuinely drunk but extremely curious: Are you retarded?

[SureShot]

How about this one?

Mike v. The Sun:

The Sun tries to burn Mike's skin yet he takes the Sun's burning rays and turns them into a glorious tan.

[originalsultan]

NE has 6 AFC championships.

1985,1996,2001,2003,2004,2007

I stand corrected. Forgot about 1996. The Broncos should have won the AFC title that year anyway, based on the regular season. We all know how that season ended, though, and I have no desire to describe it here.