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DomCasual
08-12-2008, 11:59 AM
I thought we could keep a running total on how many times he loses his helmet this year.

The number is currently two - in less than two quarters of football.

Seriously, what the heck is the situation with this? For some reason, it gets on my nerves.

So, the OFFICIAL NATE WEBSTER'S HELMET IS A PROJECTILE count is:

2

BroncoDoug
08-12-2008, 12:04 PM
he lost it a couple of times in practice yesterday too... I don't know what the deal is with all that? He needs a smaller helmet or something.

Garcia Bronco
08-12-2008, 12:04 PM
He'll learn the hard way one day.

DomCasual
08-12-2008, 12:05 PM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78386003.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193BDCE2EE16407E7881E39DB74C905B445 284831B75F48EF45

DomCasual
08-12-2008, 12:05 PM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77585468.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B13C65DA735B6EF30A57C06E9523BCCC 284831B75F48EF45

DomCasual
08-12-2008, 12:07 PM
His head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/stuart_mackenzie.jpg

Liquid Courage
08-12-2008, 12:11 PM
at what point does the No Fun League decide this isn't the most appropriate use of safety equipment?

Garcia Bronco
08-12-2008, 12:12 PM
His head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/images/7465/stuart_mackenzie.jpg

Hed, Pants, Now!

Garcia Bronco
08-12-2008, 12:12 PM
at what point does the No Fun League decide this isn't the most appropriate use of safety equipment?

It was on the list this year if I recall correctly

socalorado
08-12-2008, 12:13 PM
"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78386003.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193BDCE2EE16407E7881E39DB74C905B445 284831B75F48EF45

DomCasual
08-12-2008, 12:14 PM
Hed, Pants, Now!

I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. :D

SureShot
08-12-2008, 12:16 PM
Hed, Pants, Now!

It looks like an orange on a toothpick.

It has its own weather system!

BroncoBuff
08-12-2008, 12:17 PM
I think he's gonna start at MLB, so I'm going high: 9

DomCasual
08-12-2008, 12:21 PM
I think he's gonna start at MLB, so I'm going high: 9

Dude, he's already at 2, and we're done with one preseason game. He might hit 9 by the end of the preseason.

alkemical
08-12-2008, 01:49 PM
Nate Webster makes awesome photos though.

alkemical
08-12-2008, 01:50 PM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77585468.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B13C65DA735B6EF30A57C06E9523BCCC 284831B75F48EF45

Like look at this pic!!! fantastic - you couldn't ask for a better one

dbfan21
08-12-2008, 01:51 PM
I am right there with ya brotha. His helmet popping off HAS to be a direct result of the mop he maintains on his noggin. He needs to trim the locks or get a trash can for a helmet.

Maybe this type of helmet will work...:~ohyah!:

Dr. Broncenstein
08-12-2008, 01:52 PM
Doc B approves of this thread.

Gcver2ver3
08-12-2008, 01:55 PM
best thread in two weeks...

at this point he has to be doing this on purpose...there is no possible way that his teammates aren't busting on him about this by now...

it comes off seemingly everytime he makes a tackle...

it annoys me to no end...

Hotrod
08-12-2008, 01:57 PM
At first I thought it was awesome. I thought he must really be laying the wood but come on already.

I'm going with 24

montrose
08-12-2008, 01:59 PM
Nate Webster's Hair > Your Hair

PRBronco
08-12-2008, 02:00 PM
Pushing people out of bounds 12 yards downfield is hard work. I see 4 more decaps this preseason before Niko takes his job.

montrose
08-12-2008, 02:03 PM
"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78386003.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193BDCE2EE16407E7881E39DB74C905B445 284831B75F48EF45

Too bad Nate's wearing a skully now so we won't see those gorgeous locks.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-12-2008, 02:11 PM
Re: this thread

socalorado
08-12-2008, 02:19 PM
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc68/The_Most_Shady/1051861.jpg

He should just grow it out.
We could call him "MR. Randy Watson"

socalorado
08-12-2008, 02:22 PM
I had no idea he did a world tour!
Now i know what to get beantown for Christmas!

http://www.lookatmeshirts.com/uploadedfiles/real/20080417035333_randy_watson_m.jpg

alkemical
08-12-2008, 02:28 PM
Nate Webster's Hair > Your Hair

No way man, i have awesome hair.

Beantown Bronco
08-12-2008, 02:48 PM
I had no idea he did a world tour!
Now i know what to get beantown for Christmas!

http://www.lookatmeshirts.com/uploadedfiles/real/20080417035333_randy_watson_m.jpg

post of the year

ZachKC
08-12-2008, 02:54 PM
LOL

Awesome.

BroncoBuff
08-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Dude, he's already at 2, and we're done with one preseason game. He might hit 9 by the end of the preseason.
I thought this was like "The Price is Right" ... the closest to the number without going over.

BroncoBuff
08-12-2008, 02:57 PM
post of the year
Whatever happened to Arsenio? He's a pretty talented guy ... maybe not compared to Eddie Murphy, but he is talented ... ???

Beantown Bronco
08-12-2008, 03:00 PM
Whatever happened to Arsenio? He's a pretty talented guy ... maybe not compared to Eddie Murphy, but he is talented ... ???

from wiki:

Hall made a cameo appearance as himself in Chappelle's Show in March 2004, when Dave was imagining "what Arsenio is doing right now" in a dinner scene. It showed Hall at a wine party eating some cheese and saying, "Damn! That's some good-ass cheese!" After which, Hall started punching and slapping people for not telling him about the apparently delicious cheese. Paul Mooney also joked about Hall in his "Negrodamus" sketch: when asked "Will Arsenio Hall ever get another show?" Mooney responds "Yes. Arsenio Hall will host another show. It will be called Good Morning Black America, and it will be broadcast at noon throughout the country."

In addition, as of 2008, Hall is a guest co-host on Wednesday evenings on the Tim Conway Jr. radio show on 97.1 KLSX in Los Angeles.

BroncoBuff
08-12-2008, 03:06 PM
In addition, as of 2008, Hall is a guest co-host on Wednesday evenings on the Tim Conway Jr. radio show on 97.1 KLSX in Los Angeles.
Oh... I see ... he's the GUEST, CO-HOST, of a LOCAL, RADIO show, on WEDNESDAYS.

What was I thinking?

Hotrod
08-12-2008, 03:08 PM
from wiki:

Hall made a cameo appearance as himself in Chappelle's Show in March 2004, when Dave was imagining "what Arsenio is doing right now" in a dinner scene. It showed Hall at a wine party eating some cheese and saying, "Damn! That's some good-ass cheese!" After which, Hall started punching and slapping people for not telling him about the apparently delicious cheese. Paul Mooney also joked about Hall in his "Negrodamus" sketch: when asked "Will Arsenio Hall ever get another show?" Mooney responds "Yes. Arsenio Hall will host another show. It will be called Good Morning Black America, and it will be broadcast at noon throughout the country."
In addition, as of 2008, Hall is a guest co-host on Wednesday evenings on the Tim Conway Jr. radio show on 97.1 KLSX in Los Angeles.

Ok now that was some funny **** Ha!

ksBRONCOfan
08-12-2008, 03:15 PM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77585468.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B13C65DA735B6EF30A57C06E9523BCCC 284831B75F48EF45

He looks like the predator in this picture!

Even the anouncers made a comment during the game that when a helmet went flying off they were shocked it wasn't Nate Webster's.

broncosteven
08-12-2008, 03:17 PM
He looks like the predator in this picture!

Even the anouncers made a comment during the game that when a helmet went flying off they were shocked it wasn't Nate Webster's.

Predator REP! I forgot about that dude!

kmonty
08-12-2008, 06:35 PM
Great thread. Great pic. Gotta save that one for a future create-a-caption... :thumbs:

Bronx33
08-12-2008, 06:44 PM
Whatever happened to Arsenio? He's a pretty talented guy ... maybe not compared to Eddie Murphy, but he is talented ... ???


They broke the mold after you were born broncobuff. :clown:

ksBRONCOfan
08-25-2008, 01:20 PM
I thought we could keep a running total on how many times he loses his helmet this year.

The number is currently two - in less than two quarters of football.

Seriously, what the heck is the situation with this? For some reason, it gets on my nerves.

So, the OFFICIAL NATE WEBSTER'S HELMET IS A PROJECTILE count is:

2

So what is the official count? Has he lost it in past two games?

I think during a sideline interview during the last game he said he has only lost it once.

DomCasual
08-25-2008, 01:24 PM
So what is the official count? Has he lost it in past two games?

I think during a sideline interview during the last game he said he has only lost it once.

I haven't seen it come off. Anyone else want to chime in? Let me know if I missed something. I can consult the film, caucus with the other judges, and update the official count.

bronco militia
08-25-2008, 01:28 PM
too much soul glo

http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/images/2008/02/11/soulglo.jpg

DomCasual
09-08-2008, 07:35 PM
3

vancejohnson82
09-08-2008, 09:42 PM
yup...i saw it.....called it out to my Jets friends who were too busy sucking Chanci Stucky's ball sac

Dr. Broncenstein
09-09-2008, 09:16 AM
The official regular season count stands at +1.

Old Dude
09-09-2008, 09:20 AM
This is why I'm glad we didn't do the thread of the year vote yet.

DomCasual
09-09-2008, 09:35 AM
Was it just me, or did he act a little embarrassed last night when it came off?

He's read this thread, man!

Hey Nate, what's your guess on the season total? Can we hit fifteen?

Were you, by chance, born via C-Section?

I have so many questions.

ksBRONCOfan
09-09-2008, 11:07 AM
Was it just me, or did he act a little embarrassed last night when it came off?

He's read this thread, man!

Hey Nate, what's your guess on the season total? Can we hit fifteen?

Were you, by chance, born via C-Section?

I have so many questions.

:giggle:

I think he started running for it as soon as it popped off, even before the play was over! No predator pose this time. :(

ZONA
09-09-2008, 11:27 AM
His brother doesn't have any problems, maybe he should use that same helmet...................LMAO

http://www.hollywood-collectibles.com/predator1.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
09-09-2008, 12:51 PM
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc68/The_Most_Shady/1051861.jpg

He should just grow it out.
We could call him "MR. Randy Watson"

Let your SOUL glow!

BroncoMan4ever
09-09-2008, 12:55 PM
Hed, Pants, Now!

Damn, you beat me to it.

Funniest part of that movie

Beantown Bronco
09-21-2008, 01:32 PM
Didn't take long this week.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-21-2008, 01:47 PM
You beat me to it you magnificant bastard.

Inkana7
09-21-2008, 01:50 PM
Nate!!!

Dr. Broncenstein
09-21-2008, 01:51 PM
Nate is also an unstoppable force when in posession of the ball...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!

Beantown Bronco
09-21-2008, 01:53 PM
How did he run that far without losing his helmet?

Dr. Broncenstein
09-21-2008, 01:55 PM
Ring of fame thread here....

DomCasual
09-21-2008, 02:30 PM
4

BroncoBuff
09-23-2008, 05:03 AM
4
This thread is more fun now that he's playing so well ...


DOWN WITH THE NATE-HATE! :bs:

ksBRONCOfan
09-23-2008, 11:28 PM
Ring of fame thread here....

I agree...This is one of my favorites. I am shocked that the number isn't climbing faster.

Beantown Bronco
09-28-2008, 12:04 PM
Bump for his one projectile launch so far this week.

Gort
09-28-2008, 12:55 PM
i'm sick of seeing his helmet come flying off.

message to nate -- get a damned helmet that fits your melon head you moron!!!

i'd start fining him $5K everytime he loses his helmet. he'll get a helmet that fits pretty damned quick once his wallet is involved.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-29-2008, 08:10 AM
5

DomCasual
09-29-2008, 01:27 PM
5

Thanks, Doc. I had to watch the game on Tivo, on about a two-hour delay. I hate 11 AM starts. I figured someone would be on updating it, as soon as I saw his helmet dangerously fly through the air.

It's interesting. When we win, the NWHIAP phenomenon is sort of amusing. When we lose, I have to ask myself, "Why in the #@^!&* can't you keep your #@^!&* helmet on, you dumb piece of #@^!&*?"

It's strange.

DeusExManning
09-29-2008, 03:52 PM
I thought we could keep a running total on how many times he loses his helmet this year.

The number is currently two - in less than two quarters of football.

Seriously, what the heck is the situation with this? For some reason, it gets on my nerves.

So, the OFFICIAL NATE WEBSTER'S HELMET IS A PROJECTILE count is:

2

In our household it is a drinking game, whenever Nates helmet comes off you have to drink.

BroncoBuff
09-29-2008, 10:16 PM
Every time it pops off, I think of this thread.... :~ohyah!:

DomCasual
10-31-2008, 12:09 PM
We're 2-1 when his helmet flies; 2-2 when it doesn't.

Anecdotal? I think not. I'll take .667 over .500 any day of the week.

Come on, Nate - loosen that bad boy up a little. Slop on a little more Soul Glow Sunday Morning. We want more HELMET PROJECTILES!

Beantown Bronco
10-31-2008, 12:14 PM
Come on, Nate - loosen that bad boy up a little. Slop on a little more Soul Glow Sunday Morning. We want more HELMET PROJECTILES!

I'll do my part:

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bronco militia
06-06-2012, 09:49 AM
keep that chin strap buckled, you sick ****


Nate Webster sentenced to 12 years in prison for sex with minor

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/06/06/nate-webster-sentenced-to-12-years-in-prison-for-sex-with-minor/