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Spider
08-11-2008, 10:11 PM
Our very own I bleed orange and blue is becoming a chess monster ..... Last night we played a game , I saw his talent , he thought i was bull****ting , but I told him slow down form a defense , and develop his back rank ........ So if he becomes a grandmaster I expect full credit and 51% of all income ;D .........
But seriously , he as got talent ......

SureShot
08-11-2008, 10:17 PM
Spider we are officially on "On Season Mode". One more silly thread like that and Hotrod will meet you at the nearest truck stop and punch you in the throat.






:)

PaintballCLE
08-11-2008, 10:19 PM
Our very own I bleed orange and blue is becoming a chess monster ..... Last night we played a game , I saw his talent , he thought i was bull****ting , but I told him slow down form a defense , and develop his back rank ........ So if he becomes a grandmaster I expect full credit and 51% of all income ;D .........
But seriously , he as got talent ......

LOL thats the nicest lie anyone has ever said about me...............let me guess.........you wanna play for 10 bucks a game now :notworthy

Spider
08-11-2008, 10:22 PM
LOL thats the nicest lie anyone has ever said about me...............let me guess.........you wanna play for 10 bucks a game now :notworthy

No actually I would love to work with you some more , help you control your aggression ..;D
Yahoo chess social room 9 private table

Spider
08-11-2008, 10:23 PM
Spider we are officially on "On Season Mode". One more silly thread like that and Hotrod will meet you at the nearest truck stop and punch you in the throat.






:)

LOL getting punched in the throat by a guy riding a pink Lawnmower .........That is my luck though ;D

PaintballCLE
08-11-2008, 10:24 PM
No actually I would love to work with you some more , help you control your aggression ..;D
Yahoo chess social room 9 private table

i am in soacila room 9, but you didnt send me an invite........... i jsut sent you one, social room 9 table 3

Pat Bowlen
08-11-2008, 10:56 PM
I remember when I first joined the board I was still upset about some failing stocks and clashed with Spider often, thinking he was just a dumb trucker. I suppose it shouldn't surprise me to discover that he's actually a chess prodigy.

Spider
08-11-2008, 11:01 PM
I remember when I first joined the board I was still upset about some failing stocks and clashed with Spider often, thinking he was just a dumb trucker. I suppose it shouldn't surprise me to discover that he's actually a chess prodigy.Dont use words I dont know it is unfair ;D
I am not a chess prodigy , but I am above average;D ..here is another shocker , I listen to Classical music alot , I do crossword puzzles, and i marvel at the tech we have to get fat women to fit into Spandex ;D ......

PaintballCLE
08-11-2008, 11:08 PM
so here is my basic assessment of myself:

If i KNOW the person im paying is really good.......I suck.....i try to over think things and make a ton of stupid mistakes.

If I think the person is horrible i tend to be to agressive and usually get myself in trouble early....but can usually get out of it.

If i think the person is just an average player....i take my time and usually always win.

Its kinda weird......but i used to be good.......we used to have local chess tournys (before you say im a nerd.....the winners got free BEER) I used to always place top 10, but could never win it. I got pissed and gave it all up. So its taking me a while to get "it" back......i really need to refresh on stuff.....ill start to do something and then realize i have it mixed up with something else and i ahve parts of both and then it falls apart.

One of these days...errrr...weeks......errr...years.....errr decades ill catch you spider lol (probably when your old and senile) LOL thanks for the help man! Your pretty good there......especially for a democrat LOL JK JK JK JK JK (you knew i had to throw that in there)!

BroncoBuff
08-11-2008, 11:11 PM
No actually I would love to work with you some more , help you control your aggression ..;D
Yahoo chess social room 9 private table
Jeepers, spidey ... you spend time in another chatroom/board? When do you find time to drive? hmmm...


;D

Spider
08-11-2008, 11:20 PM
so here is my basic assessment of myself:

If i KNOW the person im paying is really good.......I suck.....i try to over think things and make a ton of stupid mistakes.

If I think the person is horrible i tend to be to agressive and usually get myself in trouble early....but can usually get out of it.

If i think the person is just an average player....i take my time and usually always win.

Its kinda weird......but i used to be good.......we used to have local chess tournys (before you say im a nerd.....the winners got free BEER) I used to always place top 10, but could never win it. I got pissed and gave it all up. So its taking me a while to get "it" back......i really need to refresh on stuff.....ill start to do something and then realize i have it mixed up with something else and i ahve parts of both and then it falls apart.

One of these days...errrr...weeks......errr...years.....errr decades ill catch you spider lol (probably when your old and senile) LOL thanks for the help man! Your pretty good there......especially for a democrat LOL JK JK JK JK JK (you knew i had to throw that in there)!LOL , stick with it bro .... aanother thing that will help you is get the Book called ECO . chess openings , it covers Modern and hypermodern openings and gives an explanation as to the goal in each one is

Spider
08-11-2008, 11:22 PM
Jeepers, spidey ... you spend time in another chatroom/board? When do you find time to drive? hmmm...


;D

Multi tasking .driving and typing ........ all the rage in the trucker world ...... and it is safer then watching porn while driving ;D

Pat Bowlen
08-11-2008, 11:29 PM
As much as I would love to imagine you driving down a highway reading about chess, I think I'd rather imagine you cruising with a little LCD in your cabin watching porn. If not porn, at least some old Broncos tapes.

ElwayMD
08-12-2008, 10:16 AM
Jeepers, spidey ... you spend time in another chatroom/board? When do you find time to drive? hmmm...


;D

Didn't you see the episode of The Simpsons? Trucks drive themselves...and Tony Randall could eat a mean steak.

Spider
08-12-2008, 08:10 PM
As much as I would love to imagine you driving down a highway reading about chess, I think I'd rather imagine you cruising with a little LCD in your cabin watching porn. If not porn, at least some old Broncos tapes.
;D combine the 2 . for example SB32 , perfect porn ........ Farve learned not to **** with Elway

PaintballCLE
08-12-2008, 09:06 PM
;D combine the 2 . for example SB32 , perfect porn ........ Farve learned not to **** with Elway

LOL

PaintballCLE
08-13-2008, 06:15 PM
ok so i bought chessmaster art or learning (or something liek that) for my PSP today......ouch i really do suck

Spider
08-13-2008, 06:24 PM
ok so i bought chessmaster art or learning (or something liek that) for my PSP today......ouch i really do suck

;d it will snap you into shape in no time bro

PaintballCLE
08-14-2008, 08:36 PM
wow, that chessmaster is really helping to bring me back to old form.......its still not all the way there..... but a lot of the stuff is coming back to me now. Thanks!

Spider
08-14-2008, 09:13 PM
wow, that chessmaster is really helping to bring me back to old form.......its still not all the way there..... but a lot of the stuff is coming back to me now. Thanks!

Anytime , then pick up fritz program fritz is a tactical monster , I have a hellva time playing it , but you wont make the same mistake twice ;D

PaintballCLE
08-14-2008, 10:24 PM
Anytime , then pick up fritz program fritz is a tactical monster , I have a hellva time playing it , but you wont make the same mistake twice ;D

So are there any good websites or anything to go to....to learn all the openings/counters? Like if this guy opens with E5 i should open with this...etc?

Spider
08-15-2008, 01:48 PM
So are there any good websites or anything to go to....to learn all the openings/counters? Like if this guy opens with E5 i should open with this...etc?

Not that I know of ........