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DomCasual
08-05-2008, 12:36 AM
Sorry, I just had to test out the Urban button one more time.

I was thinking that we might have the two most bat**** crazy-looking players in the league.

Seriously.

Josh Mallard
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

vs.

Tom Nalen
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2007/08/03/370x278/images_sizedimage_215155922.jpg

So, poll forthcoming - which would you say would be more likely to be a serial killer?

OBF1
08-05-2008, 12:38 AM
hummm I do not want to say I voted... everyone will know what I did :)

Los Broncos
08-05-2008, 12:38 AM
Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 12:41 AM
Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players being murdered?

No, we're talking about murdering, and it's purely hypothetical.

If it makes you feel better, you could change it to "most likely to carry an ax around a crowded area with a maniacal look in his eye."

That One Guy
08-05-2008, 12:41 AM
Life's not that serious. Have a laugh.

Hogan11
08-05-2008, 12:41 AM
Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre1.jpg
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

Los Broncos
08-05-2008, 12:43 AM
No, we're talking about murdering, and it's purely hypothetical.

If it makes you feel better, you could change it to "most likely to carry an ax around a crowded area with a maniacal look in his eye."

I understand, just how I felt.

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 12:44 AM
Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre1.jpg
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

Awesome! :)

That One Guy
08-05-2008, 12:45 AM
Most likely to kill you, Mallard.

Most likely to eat you once you're dead, Nalen.

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 12:46 AM
Most likely to kill you, Mallard.

Most likely to eat you once you're dead, Nalen.

And Foneco will be watching.

OBF1
08-05-2008, 12:49 AM
This thread is creepy.... I approve :thumbs:

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 12:50 AM
This thread is creepy.... I approve :thumbs:

Tell me about it. I just remembered that tomorrow is trash day. I have to take the cans out to the curb.

I hope I don't soil myself!

Pat Bowlen
08-05-2008, 12:51 AM
I honestly don't pay attention to this aspect of the team that often, but Mallard's photo forced me to order extra security for everyone within the organization making more than the veteran minimum.

Meck77
08-05-2008, 12:52 AM
Other

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.8a1683be30.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=355&i=billew3.jpg)

I actually miss this son of a bitch now.

JCMElway
08-05-2008, 12:58 AM
Other

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.8a1683be30.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=355&i=billew3.jpg)

I actually miss this son of a b**** now.

QFT. I wish to god we had that dirty SOB right now. Especially when we play the Chuggers. I'd love to see Rivers pop his mouth off with Romo on the field. Romo may have gotten kicked out of the game and probably suspeneded, but Rivers wouldn't be running his little pussy mouth anymore. Guaranteed.

Popps
08-05-2008, 01:12 AM
Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre1.jpg
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

Holy ****.
:rofl:

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 01:13 AM
Holy ****.
:rofl:

I know. It's disturbing. :) I'd REP Hogan, but he wouldn't ever see it.

Hogan11
08-05-2008, 01:17 AM
Mallard reminds me of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/ogre/ogre1.jpg
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

"NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddd sssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!"

Ha!

Popps
08-05-2008, 01:38 AM
That's honestly the funniest thing I've seen around here in months.

Someone needs to get that to his teammates. They'd have a field day with it.

Atlas
08-05-2008, 01:40 AM
You can tell if a person is psychotic if you can see white all around their pupils.

This guy is mother****ing Carzy

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/19/2008/07/22/370x278/mallard1.jpg

Runaway Bride
http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/mug-shot_runaway-bride%5B1%5D.jpghttp://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/video/us/2005/04/30/bride.bb.jpg
http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/20050603/jennifer_wilbanks.jpg

Charles Manson
http://www.facade.net/celebrity/photo/Charles_Manson.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200803/r233591_936422.jpg
http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/2200786.jpg

hambone13
08-05-2008, 01:56 AM
Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?

Do you need an e-hug? I think we need to had that emoticon...

hambone13
08-05-2008, 01:59 AM
That's honestly the funniest thing I've seen around here in months.

Someone needs to get that to his teammates. They'd have a field day with it.

You beat me to it....I was gonna say PRECISELY the same thing...

broncocalijohn
08-05-2008, 03:24 AM
Not to be a downer, but should we be talking about our players and murder?

Ok, which of the choices should murder Lynch for being a debbie downer?
I am trying to remember if our 3rd string QB from the last few years was crazy looking or just ugly?

Pick Six
08-05-2008, 12:25 PM
Ok, which of the choices should murder Lynch for being a debbie downer?
I am trying to remember if our 3rd string QB from the last few years was crazy looking or just ugly?

Preston Parsons? I remember that mug. I think he was just ugly..:rofl:

BMF Bronco
08-05-2008, 12:28 PM
funny **** here!

BroncoFanatic
08-05-2008, 12:34 PM
QFT. I wish to god we had that dirty SOB right now. Especially when we play the Chuggers. I'd love to see Rivers pop his mouth off with Romo on the field. Romo may have gotten kicked out of the game and probably suspeneded, but Rivers wouldn't be running his little p***Y mouth anymore. Guaranteed.

Nope, it would be wired shut. A definate improvement too

gyldenlove
08-05-2008, 01:24 PM
This guy has to be the hands down favourite for caveman/axemurderer of the year with the Broncos.

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/2008/padilla_manuel_mug08.jpg

DomCasual
08-05-2008, 01:30 PM
This guy has to be the hands down favourite for caveman/axemurderer of the year with the Broncos.

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Team/2008/padilla_manuel_mug08.jpg

Wow. Either that, or "guy most in need of a set of tweezers."

BroncosinDC
08-05-2008, 04:36 PM
That's why we drafted JMFW, to ensure only Brandon eats babies and our ogre only kills nerds on the Dolts.

SouthStndJunkie
08-05-2008, 07:00 PM
Other

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3586/billew3.8a1683be30.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=355&i=billew3.jpg)

I actually miss this son of a b**** now.

I agree....we could use Romo's intensity here.

He would be the one to wipe that grin off of Philip's smug face.

Orange_Beard
08-05-2008, 09:38 PM
Nalen does not need an axe, he can kill with a chop block.

broncocalijohn
01-06-2010, 09:31 PM
so who scares you?

DomCasual
01-06-2010, 10:02 PM
so who scares you?

HAHA I forgot all about this thread. Whatever possessed you to bump it?

broncocalijohn
01-06-2010, 10:16 PM
erase that you mention it. I just hit page 501 and there it was. Offseason fun. Now everyone will know it is old. It is fun. Just go back a few years and try to fiind something that wont throw someone off that they are talking about a 2 year old thread. BMF is even in this one.

gunns
01-07-2010, 06:12 AM
HAHA I forgot all about this thread. Whatever possessed you to bump it?

One more post Dom, c'mon, one more post!