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hambone13
07-31-2008, 05:22 PM
Triple Cheesburger Extracted from Russell's Elbow

An MRI Revealed it's likely there's a Supersized Fry and Chocolate Shake, Large Fried Okra and double bannana split still embedded under a significant amount of soft tissue. Russell's very excited about the possibility of getting his Banana Split back......

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/traini...ory?id=3512028

NAPA, Calif. -- JaMarcus Russell was held out of team drills for the second straight practice Wednesday because his throwing elbow was still sore after banging it off the helmet of Darren McFadden.

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The Oakland Raiders hoped their franchise quarterback would be healthy enough to practice a day after hurting his elbow. He did some individual drills, working on footwork and tossing a few passes lightly.

But he did not show off his strong arm and on his only long pass of the day he just tossed it high in the air to receiver Todd Watkins instead of throwing it on a line.

Shortly after that, trainer Rod Martin talked to the coaching staff and Russell only watched for the remainder of the day with ice wrapped around the elbow.

"We wanted to watch him throw, and our trainers watched him," coach Lane Kiffin said. "They just felt that he was struggling a little bit with it. He wanted to keep going. We pulled him out."

Kiffin said he didn't feel this injury would be a long-term issue for Russell, and X-rays showed no problems with the elbow.

Russell said he came out to practice early hoping to loosen up the elbow but never felt quite right once the session started.

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"Just a little soreness from the other day," he said. "I bumped Darren's helmet while he was going to block, kind of full force as I was throwing. I kind of did what I can right now."

Russell stayed on the field after practice and did footwork drills with offensive coordinator Greg Knapp.

Russell said he hoped to be back throwing Friday when the Raiders hold two practices. Kiffin said the team will put Russell through some on-field tests at the beginning of practice to see if he is ready to go full bore.

"I'm going to try and get out and practice as much as I can," Russell said. "I really haven't made any decisions about it yet."

After missing all of training camp a year ago in a contract dispute, Russell is being given as much work as possible this summer in order to be ready for the season.

Russell didn't get the chance to show much as a rookie after being the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft. He played catch-up after signing his $61 million contract in the second week of the season. He didn't step on the field until December, playing as a reserve in three games before starting the season finale against San Diego.

The Raiders spent Wednesday's team session working on late-game situations that will be important for Russell to master once the season begins.

"All these scenarios for him are so important, and the game scenarios, the two-minute situations we went through today," Kiffin said. "He got the mental reps, but it's not the same as the physical reps."

Andrew Walter and Marques Tuiasosopo split time at quarterback as they battle for the backup position behind Russell.

Both quarterbacks struggled at times, with Tuiasosopo throwing a pair of interceptions during seven-on-seven drills and Walter being picked off by DeAngelo Hall on the first play of a late-game drive.

"We do have a competition for our second spot at quarterback. So that's the positive way of looking at it, those guys are getting reps," Kiffin said. "But that's not what we want or need right now. We need to get our No. 1 guy in there, especially with so many new pieces around him -- with the new left tackle, the new back, new receivers. Every day's very valuable for him."

c_lazy_r
07-31-2008, 05:25 PM
^5

Great thread title.

Kaylore
07-31-2008, 05:28 PM
"After the cheeseburger was removed, Russell asked the surgeon if he was 'going to finish that?'"

hambone13
07-31-2008, 05:36 PM
"After the cheeseburger was removed, Russell asked the surgeon if he was 'going to finish that?'"

"The surgeon being a fat bastard as well, told him he'd gladly challenge him to a Truffle Shuffle competition for the rare, stale beauty"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU

hambone13
07-31-2008, 06:03 PM
From a Raiders Fan @ Broncos Country:

"Physically, Russell is a far more talented QB than either Cutler or Rivers, if he gets the mental aspect of the game, he could be pretty scary. So absolutely, make fun of him now.....while you can."

The Response:

Surgeon's Take on Russell's Athletic Ability...

The Surgeon was quoted as recognizing Russell as a "true specimen". "I mean it takes one hell of a physical specimen to carry that kind of load 24/7. Not to mention, he really kicked my butt in the Truffle Shuffle competition. I guess he really wanted that burger back."

broncofan2438
07-31-2008, 06:51 PM
Whatever

PRBronco
07-31-2008, 06:55 PM
From a Raiders Fan @ Broncos Country:

"Physically, Russell is a far more talented QB than either Cutler or Rivers, if he gets the mental aspect of the game, he could be pretty scary. So absolutely, make fun of him now.....while you can."

The Response:

Surgeon's Take on Russell's Athletic Ability...

The Surgeon was quoted as recognizing Russell as a "true specimen". "I mean it takes one hell of a physical specimen to carry that kind of load 24/7. Not to mention, he really kicked my butt in the Truffle Shuffle competition. I guess he really wanted that burger back."

That'd be sweet to spend the first pick overall on a QUARTERBACK who has yet to grasp the mental aspect of the game. Bahaha stupid raiders.

Paladin
07-31-2008, 07:57 PM
Mental aspect? Whatever could they be talking about, Wilis?

watermock
07-31-2008, 08:30 PM
Just because their paying him like a "Franchise" QB doesn't make the fatass one.

theAPAOps5
07-31-2008, 08:41 PM
The next Ryan Leaf, or better yet Hostetler

Maximus
07-31-2008, 09:05 PM
The next Ryan Leaf, or better yet Hostetler

Hostetler and Tim Brown made a living off of dungver if I recall correctly!

theAPAOps5
07-31-2008, 09:09 PM
Hostetler and Tim Brown made a living off of dungver if I recall correctly!

How many rings do they have to show for that "living"