Kaylore: I'm calling you out [Archive] - The Orange Mane

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 08:41 PM

Training camp only started here on Friday, but I've already seen enough. Brodie Croyle is accurate as hell. Your assertion that he has issues with accuracy is complete and total horse hockey.

I'm so confident that he'll be an accurate passer this year, that I'm willing to make a bet with you. I know, I'm so untrustworthy, whatever. Man up.

Croyle will complete at least 60 percent of his passes this year. I'm sure you think that's an impossibility. Name your terms, punk.

SUPAHSTAH!

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BTW, check out that great protection.

Requiem

07-27-2008, 08:43 PM

Where's Glenn Dog Tooth Dorsey at?

RonDaChamp24

07-27-2008, 08:43 PM

Brodie Croyle 60% ? HAHAHAHA.

Inkana7

07-27-2008, 08:44 PM

That great pass protection can be attributed to KC's craptastic D-Line. At least Denver has a pass rusher.

BTW, nice footwork, Brodie.

Spider

07-27-2008, 08:44 PM

A bet with a welcher ? Kaylor should tell you to a take a flying **** at a donut

PaintballCLE

07-27-2008, 08:44 PM

hey i dont know about kaylore, but ill take that bet lol

Broncos_OTM

07-27-2008, 08:44 PM

um remember they dont hit QB's in preseason... oh wait now i understand why KC is such a mess.

Why would anyone bet with you when it says "welcher and proud of it" obviously thinking isnt your strong point

Inkana7

07-27-2008, 08:46 PM

I also love that you act like Kaylore was just making Brodie's accuracy problems up. He completed 56% of his passes last year and had trouble with Herm's High School passing offense.

Arkansas Bronco

07-27-2008, 08:48 PM

hey i dont know about kaylore, but ill take that bet lol

He isnt going to make it anyway but if he somehow lucks into it stiff him its what he will do.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 08:49 PM

I also love that you act like Kaylore was just making Brodie's accuracy problems up. He completed 56% of his passes last year and had trouble with Herm's High School passing offense.

Our OL was **** and we had one WR and no RB.

Broncobiv

07-27-2008, 08:49 PM

Why the **** would Kaylore be the one who should "man up"? You're the piece of **** who can't honor a bet, jackoff!

Inkana7

07-27-2008, 08:50 PM

Our OL was **** and we had one WR and no RB.

And this was upgraded..how?

OABB

07-27-2008, 08:51 PM

I'll side with bob on this bet....croyle will finish the season 3/5(60%) with 2 int and 17 total yards.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 08:52 PM

And this was upgraded..how?

Branden Albert, Rudy Niswanger, moved last year's LT to RT, new RG.

And of course LJ is healthy. And we dumped Samie "stonehands" Parker on Denver.

Pat Bowlen

07-27-2008, 08:55 PM

This thread is idiotic as Hell. A high completion percentage is a good sign for a QB, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's any good at all.

Inkana7

07-27-2008, 08:55 PM

Right. And you brought in Chan Gailey to implement a different version of the run, run, pass, punt offense. Have fun watching that this year.

Requiem

07-27-2008, 08:57 PM

I don't think Bob's that far off. He'll complete 60% of his passes. . . to opposing defenses. :)

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 08:59 PM

I like pizza....

24champ

07-27-2008, 09:02 PM

I like pizza....

I had kung pao chicken for dinner.

broncogary

07-27-2008, 09:05 PM

I like pizza....

Cheesey bread, cheesey bread! :~ohyah!:

broncosteven

07-27-2008, 09:09 PM

I would be more interested in betting you what week the WINLESS WONDER will get his FIRST NFL WIN than worrying about a passing %.

elsid13

07-27-2008, 09:09 PM

I had the best swordfish tonight. It rocked

kmonty

07-27-2008, 09:09 PM

I like pizza....

Ugh. no thanks. Carne asada burrito, baby!

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:12 PM

Ugh. no thanks. Carne asada burrito, baby!

Yep..straight off the grill, with some Refritos on the side.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 09:12 PM

This thread is idiotic as Hell. A high completion percentage is a good sign for a QB, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's any good at all.

I agree. This isn't a bet about whether or not Croyle is good. Only that he's accurate.

He might throw 30 picks and suck this year. But he'll be on target.

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:13 PM

I like sausage and mushrooms on my pizza....

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 09:14 PM

Right. And you brought in Chan Gailey to implement a different version of the run, run, pass, punt offense. Have fun watching that this year.

The offense I've been seeing reminds me a bit of Denver's. Lots of bootlegs.

broncogary

07-27-2008, 09:14 PM

I agree. This isn't a bet about whether or not Croyle is good. Only that he's accurate.

He might throw 30 picks and suck this year. But he'll be on target.

Only Herm would target 30 passes to the other team. :rofl:

He must really like his defense.

Edit: the ultimate mistake-I responded to a Bob post.

gunns

07-27-2008, 09:14 PM

Made stuffed manicotti tonight and learned how to make the cheese toast from sizzler. Nice salad on the side.....mmmmmmm

bombay

07-27-2008, 09:18 PM

I don't understand the thought processes that drive trolls. What's the point?

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:20 PM

Made stuffed manicotti tonight and learned how to make the cheese toast from sizzler. Nice salad on the side.....mmmmmmm

In a whispering voice....SIZZLER.....:thumbsup:

cabronco

07-27-2008, 09:21 PM

I took a **** today in a brand new KC hat, and covered it up with another KC hat, put it in a Yum Yum donuts box and shipped it to bobo.

broncogary

07-27-2008, 09:27 PM

I took a **** today in a brand new KC hat, and covered it up with another KC hat, put it in a Yum Yum donuts box and shipped it to bobo.

Now we'll have to start callling you, Dookie, cabronco!:~ohyah!:

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:28 PM

I took a **** today in a brand new KC hat, and covered it up with another KC hat, put it in a Yum Yum donuts box and shipped it to bobo.

Are you Najeh Davenport or something...:welcome:

broncogary

07-27-2008, 09:28 PM

I took a **** today in a brand new KC hat, and covered it up with another KC hat, put it in a Yum Yum donuts box and shipped it to bobo.

You had to make the foodjacking attractive to Boob, didn't you? ROFL!

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 09:29 PM

I don't understand the thought processes that drive trolls. What's the point?

Good question. Kaylore seemingly created the "Brodie Croyle is inaccurate" myth out of thin air, just to antagonize Chiefs fans.

SoCalBronco

07-27-2008, 09:30 PM

Dumbass.....60% is about the league average, that's not saying anything. Cutler threw for a hair under 64% last year and that's with his best TE out for a third of the year and his former No. 1 a shell of his former self.

Wow...Bob...you are setting the bar so high...the league average.

Kaylore

07-27-2008, 09:30 PM

I have Bob on ignore. I gather this is something about a bet?

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:30 PM

I also like Canadian bacon on my pizza.

theAPAOps5

07-27-2008, 09:32 PM

I smoked Cornish hens tonight and had mashed potatoes and salad. It was perfect hangover cure.

Blueflame

07-27-2008, 09:36 PM

One of the local taverns has the most fantastic shredded beef quesadillas...

ColoradoDarin

07-27-2008, 09:39 PM

I made bbq chicken with garlic risotto and some corn on the cob for dinner, turned out great, very tasty

BTW... This message is hidden because Bob's your Information Minister is on your ignore list.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 09:41 PM

Dumbass.....60% is about the league average, that's not saying anything.

I said "at least."

I'm not willing to go any higher because we're not going to be elite on offense. Trent Green was completing about 63 percent during his time in KC. I won't hold Brodie to that standard.

broncogary

07-27-2008, 09:42 PM

I'm going on a low-fat diet: No Boob.

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:42 PM

I smoked Cornish hens tonight and had mashed potatoes and salad. It was perfect hangover cure.

WINNER!!!!:strong:

RonDaChamp24

07-27-2008, 09:43 PM

I have Bob on ignore. I gather this is something about a bet?

Bob wants to bet you that Brodie Croyle will complete 60% of his passes this season. He said that you made up the fact that Croyle is inaccurate, and that Croyle will prove that he IS accurate this year...

theAPAOps5

07-27-2008, 09:51 PM

Bob wants to bet you that Brodie Croyle will complete 60% of his passes this season. He said that you made up the fact that Croyle is inaccurate, and that Croyle will prove that he IS accurate this year...

Hilarious!

Dude he asked a rhetorical question. He could care less about Bob. You don't make bets with this fat mommy humper. He doesn't follow through on them. See he knows he can make this bet because Croyle will get hurt and then he has an excuse to get out of the bet. Its mommy humpers MO.

24champ

07-27-2008, 09:55 PM

I also like Canadian bacon on my pizza.

What about Anchovies?

Malcontent

07-27-2008, 09:58 PM

What about Anchovies?

Nahh gives me heartburn...:giggle:

24champ

07-27-2008, 10:02 PM

Nahh gives me heartburn...:giggle:

I never understood why people put anchovies on a pizza...just doesn't seem right.

Bronx33

07-27-2008, 10:02 PM

See what his numbers are (during the season) bobo soooooo jack off all ya want during training camp, and we all know everything you say doesn't happen.

Spider

07-27-2008, 10:03 PM

all this fine fancy food you gus are eating ......... I had bar -b-qued bratwurst , hamburgers ,corn on the cobb , Macaroni salad ......... wife is pissed off at me though . she asked what i wanted on my Hamburger .........I told her a brunette ....so yeah Im the bad guy tonight

PaintballCLE

07-27-2008, 10:06 PM

smoked a nice beef brisket today (18 hours) in my smoker........came out so good.......

socalorado

07-27-2008, 10:07 PM

That great pass protection can be attributed to KC's craptastic D-Line. At least Denver has a pass rusher.

BTW, nice footwork, Brodie.

Post of the thread!

BYE bobo!

socalorado

07-27-2008, 10:10 PM

smoked a nice beef brisket today (18 hours) in my smoker........came out so good.......

Like butter?

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Broncobiv

07-27-2008, 10:16 PM

First of all, I apologize in advance for ruining the foodjack.

So Boob, way to set the bar high on your "bet". I mean, it's amazing that you have such confidence in your QB to be willing to bet on something as unattainable as a 60% completion rate. For your convenience, I've compiled a table of each starting QB in the league last year (the QB who attempted the most passes for his team during the season) and his completion percentage:

Patriots Brady 68.9% Rams Bulger 58.5%
Jets Pennington 68.8% Raiders McCown 58.4%
Saints Brees 67.5% Vikings Jackson 58.2%
Packers Favre 66.5% Browns Anderson 56.5%
Texans Schaub 66.4% Giants Manning 56.1%
Colts Manning 65.4% Bills Edwards 56.1%
Steelers Roethlisberger 65.3% Dolphins Lemon 56.0%
Bengals Palmer 64.9% Panthers Testaverde 54.7%
Cowboys Romo 64.4% 49ers Dilfer 51.6%
Jaguars Garrard 64.0%
Buccaneers Garcia 63.9%
Broncos Cutler 63.6%
Lions Kitna 63.3%
Seahawks Hasselbeck 62.6%
Titans Young 62.3%
Cardinals Warner 62.3%
Chiefs Huard 62.0%
Falcons Harrington 61.8%
Bears Griese 61.5%
Eagles McNabb 61.5%
Ravens Boller 61.1%
Chargers Rivers 60.2%
Redskins Campbell 60.0%

You're so confident in Croyle that you're willing to bet that, using last year's numbers, he'll be the 10th worst QB in the NFL based on completion percentage! Wow! I just wish I could have such high hopes for my QB. What's it like to carry yourself with such confidence?

Amazing really, to be so secure in the quality of your starting QB that you would predict him to almost make it into the top 2/3 of the league...I applaud you, sir. Bravo.

****ing idiot.

CBF1

07-27-2008, 10:21 PM

This message is hidden because Bob's your Information Minister is on your ignore list.

SureShot

07-27-2008, 10:26 PM

I caught a few fish over 20 inches today, a nice rainbow and a coulpe of brown, however I didn't eat them I had and an enclilada carne acevoda combo plate and some 2 for 1 margs.

broncocalijohn

07-27-2008, 10:45 PM

hey i dont know about kaylore, but ill take that bet lol

This message is hidden because Bob's your Information Minister is on your ignore list.

one of my ignore posters and first to reach that exclusive list is Boob so I have no idea what he started at this thread but you werent around to see him welch his "I will ban myself if the Chiefs D gives up more points than the Broncos" bet. He lasted less than two weeks of the year. That is when i decided the welcher deserves to be on ignore. The dude is hated on here and Chiefs Planet! He will welch that bet so find someone that is reliable. I would only bet him that is a sure thing that you dont care to know that you wont get paid off. Something like Boob eating a salad in his lifetime.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-27-2008, 10:49 PM

You're so confident in Croyle that you're willing to bet that, using last year's numbers, he'll be the 10th worst QB in the NFL based on completion percentage! Wow! I just wish I could have such high hopes for my QB. What's it like to carry yourself with such confidence?

****ing idiot.

Alright. You've got a point.

I'll sack up and raise the bar to 62 percent.

ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE, KAYLORE?

HEAV

07-27-2008, 10:53 PM

Why is he still allowed to post here? The ****-wad doesn't bring any value to this site.

24champ

07-27-2008, 10:54 PM

Hey Dip**** why don't you bet me?ROFL!

Sassy

07-27-2008, 11:07 PM

I had barbecue shredded pork, nachos and an awesome hamburger...oh yeah and beer at the Redhawks game today! (Yep, 2 sandwhiches...but hey, it went 15 innings!)

Sodak

07-27-2008, 11:14 PM

SureShot

07-27-2008, 11:16 PM

I had barbecue shredded pork, nachos and an awesome hamburger...oh yeah and beer at the Redhawks game today! (Yep, 2 sandwhiches...but hey, it went 15 innings!)

SassyBronxgirl would have had a salad before the game. Just sayin.:devil:

24champ

07-27-2008, 11:16 PM

In other news...

Taco should declare Bob TFTP, too fat to post, and put him on the sled.

SureShot

07-27-2008, 11:18 PM

Lol!

Sassy

07-27-2008, 11:19 PM

SassyBronxgirl would have had a salad before the game. Just sayin.:devil:

I still don't believe "she" ever existed...PEZZY? You been around?

BMarsh615

07-27-2008, 11:20 PM

I also like Canadian bacon on my pizza.

I like diced bacon on my pizza. But instead of pizza sauce put BBQ sauce instead, throw in some chicken, bacon, and onions and its delicious.

Kaylore

07-27-2008, 11:25 PM

Bob wants to bet you that Brodie Croyle will complete 60% of his passes this season. He said that you made up the fact that Croyle is inaccurate, and that Croyle will prove that he IS accurate this year...

Oh. I guess he's referring to his frequently high passes over the middle. Receivers usually have to try and go up the ladder to get them. Bob wants to bet me? That's too funny. The self proclaimed "welcher and proud of it" thinks I want to waste my time betting him.Hilarious!

Florida_Bronco

07-27-2008, 11:26 PM

Wow, this is simply beyond sad...in a hilarious kinda way.

Bobo the Hut is once again coming to the Mane trying to seek validation from Kaylore, the man who has embarassed him time and time and time again. Too bad poor Bobo is only going to get embarassed once again.

It's really getting old too. Bobo taking on Kaylore is like Stephen Hawking challenging Mike Tyson to a fight...if Hawking was much fatter and dumber. Don't get me wrong, it's a great show...but it's been in syndication for years.

Unfortunately for Bobo, it's this or infomercials, so once again this beating will get great ratings.

DenverBrit

07-27-2008, 11:29 PM

Really, who gives a sh*t about Croyle attempting to elevate his game to 'average'?

This thread should be in the "butt."

Which of course is Boob's real reason for starting it.

TDmvp

07-27-2008, 11:31 PM

call out thread ... to the butt with you ...

Greybeard

07-27-2008, 11:58 PM

I agree. This isn't a bet about whether or not Croyle is good. Only that he's accurate.

He might throw 30 picks and suck this year. But he'll be on target.

Now, how in the hell will he throw 30 INTs and suck, and be on target? http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/hmmmm.gif

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TDmvp

07-28-2008, 12:04 AM

Now, how in the hell will he throw 30 INTs and suck, and be on target? http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/hmmmm.gif

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ROFL! I'm going with by hitting the Db's right in the numbers 30 times :)

Los Broncos

07-28-2008, 12:13 AM

Whats that red stocking on LJ leg?

Florida_Bronco

07-28-2008, 12:19 AM

Whats that red stocking on LJ leg?

Something to hold his knees together. :rofl:

Los Broncos

07-28-2008, 12:22 AM

Something to hold his knees together. :rofl:

Good one...:)

Florida_Bronco

07-28-2008, 12:53 AM

Good one...:)

Thank you sir.

Northman

07-28-2008, 12:58 AM

Los Broncos

07-28-2008, 01:00 AM

And why is Brody wearing his hunting hat?

Los Broncos

07-28-2008, 01:04 AM

I took a **** today in a brand new KC hat, and covered it up with another KC hat, put it in a Yum Yum donuts box and shipped it to bobo.

Dude grew a tail.

That One Guy

07-28-2008, 01:28 AM

By the way, in the picture... maybe I'm not getting something. Why is #90 going freely up to LJ? I assume 90 is a DE... why does a RT let him go as a RB responsibility without even trying to block him. Is that standard and I'm just off my rocker tonight?

BroncoInferno

07-28-2008, 08:03 AM

I think Croyle has the potential to be a quality passer. He has good arm strength and I do think he's pretty accurate when given protection. The problem is the guy is made of glass and I'd be surprised if he ever got through a 16 game regular season healthy.

theAPAOps5

07-28-2008, 08:06 AM

If only training camp meant that you were playing a real NFL game. Hilarious!

Remember their Superbowl comes when we play them at home. So training camp has to mean something this year.

Jason in LA

07-28-2008, 08:22 AM

Completing 60% is no big achievement. Well, I guess it is for Croyle.

BroncoInferno

07-28-2008, 08:26 AM

Completing 60% is no big achievement. Well, I guess it is for Croyle.

It also doesn't necessarily mean you're accurate. If he achieves that completing a lot of short passes and dump offs, that obviously doesn't necessarily make him accurate on the mid-range and downfield passes.

Rohirrim

07-28-2008, 08:51 AM

Wow. The boob's mom let him back on the internets.

Orange_Beard

07-28-2008, 09:38 AM

Training camp only started here on Friday, but I've already seen enough. Brodie Croyle is accurate as hell. Your assertion that he has issues with accuracy is complete and total horse hockey.

I'm so confident that he'll be an accurate passer this year, that I'm willing to make a bet with you. I know, I'm so untrustworthy, whatever. Man up.

Croyle will complete at least 60 percent of his passes this year. I'm sure you think that's an impossibility. Name your terms, punk.

Who in the world would make a bet with you? At this point Art Schlichter has more cred then you.

Terms should be that you live up to the terms of any of the other bets you lost.

Eldorado

07-28-2008, 09:40 AM

Nothing worse than a loud mouth welcher.

Orange_Beard

07-28-2008, 09:43 AM

If only training camp meant that you were playing a real NFL game. Hilarious!

Man Griese was GREAT in training camp.

TheReverend

07-28-2008, 09:46 AM

Wow, they look awesome without pads on. Good thing this is baseball.

jsco70

07-28-2008, 09:46 AM

I agree. This isn't a bet about whether or not Croyle is good. Only that he's accurate.

He might throw 30 picks and suck this year. But he'll be on target.

This post summed up the entire thread, Croyle and the KC Chiefs. How this "discussion" evolved to four pages I'll never know.

Rulon Velvet Jones

07-28-2008, 09:48 AM

Are there El Fenix restaurants in Colorado? GREAT chipotle chicken tacos there last night.

But I do miss Casa Bonita.

Kaylore

07-28-2008, 09:59 AM

This thread is still here? Didn't mods have a policy that all threads "calling someone out" are to be moved to the butt?

Malcontent

07-28-2008, 10:07 AM

Off to the Butt we say!!!

HILife

07-28-2008, 10:43 AM

What about Anchovies?

I found a new pizza place that I like. Ledo Pizza. Best I've had so far. I really like the buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese crumbles mmmmmmmm good. I use to be a big fan of Papa Johns but now Ledo is #1

gunns

07-28-2008, 11:49 AM

I like diced bacon on my pizza. But instead of pizza sauce put BBQ sauce instead, throw in some chicken, bacon, and onions and its delicious.

I like Alfredo sauce, with chicken, tomatoes and garlic, on my pizza

Rohirrim

07-28-2008, 11:49 AM

Only The Boob would post a pic of his team in shorts on the first day of training camp and beneath the picture write, "BTW, check out that great protection." Hilarious!

Peoples Champ

07-28-2008, 11:55 AM

The over / under for Champ picking off Croyale is 2

bowtown

07-28-2008, 11:58 AM

This thread belongs in my Butt.

Right again.

loborugger

07-28-2008, 12:36 PM

This thread is still here? Didn't mods have a policy that all threads "calling someone out" are to be moved to the butt?

If they do have such a policy, I think they should let it go just this one. Solely for its purely comical value. A boob who disgusts the community at large taking on one of our better posters... A guy who regularly welchs on his bets demanding someone bet with him... And best yet, Bob hopes that Brody gets up to 60 percent which would put his hero in the bottom 1/3 of starting QBs in the league.

I say if Brody doesnt make the low bench mark set for him by bobo, this needs moved to the Ring of Fame and not the butt.

Seriously Bob, did you think before you posted? Or did you just watch a few videos of training camp, get filled with gusto, and immediately hammer out your post? I bet you didnt even take the time to lick the Cheetos residue of your fingers, did you?

Kaylore

07-28-2008, 12:48 PM

ROFL! Oh. Ok.

Bob's your Information Minister

07-28-2008, 01:30 PM

Hey Dip**** why don't you bet me?ROFL!

Name your terms.

broncocalijohn

07-28-2008, 05:50 PM

The over / under for Champ picking off Croyale is 2

Why so low? You have Bailey being hurt in the 2nd game we play them?

elsid13

07-28-2008, 05:59 PM

Why so low? You have Bailey being hurt in the 2nd game we play them?

mass subs because the offense is blowing them out

Los Broncos

07-28-2008, 11:44 PM

Wow. The boob's mom let him back on the internets.

Hilarious!

Bob's your Information Minister

07-29-2008, 09:28 AM

Kaylore's a puss.

Eldorado

07-29-2008, 11:05 AM

welcher

Florida_Bronco

07-29-2008, 02:23 PM

I didn't think it could get any funnier, but then Bobo had to show up and question a man's fortitude for not accepting a bet that Bobo would never live up to.

Comedy at it's finest.

DenverBrit

07-29-2008, 02:40 PM

Kaylore owns me. :curtsey:

Yeah? Well ask him to tighten the leash!

Bob's your Information Minister

07-29-2008, 08:47 PM

Brodie Croyle sucked today.

PaintballCLE

07-29-2008, 11:13 PM

Brodie Croyle sucked today.

Ill make you a bet.....its two fold...... you get the over on 62% comp i get the under..........i get more INT than TD you get more TD than INT

You win both, you win, I win both I win, we split = a tie

We could send the moeny to someone "indifferent" to the bet, and have them hold it till the season is over......fair?

broncosteven

07-30-2008, 06:01 PM

Brodie Croyle sucked today.

How is his backup doing?

BTW is there a #2 QB in KFC or does the direct snap go to LJ if Brody goes down?

Bob's your Information Minister

08-03-2008, 12:56 PM

Brodie Croyle was awesome last night. He's so accurate it makes me weep.

theAPAOps5

08-03-2008, 01:08 PM

Yeah but accuracy kind of takes a back seat when the WR could write war and peace waiting for it to get there.

That One Guy

08-03-2008, 02:05 PM

Yeah but accuracy kind of takes a back seat when the WR could write war and peace waiting for it to get there.

I'm not giving any Chef the benefit of the doubt on writing anything but DR Seuss.

I do not like this crappy team
I do not them when I dream
I do not like them when we play
I do not like them any day
I do not like them when we win
I still hate them, even then
I do not like that coach of mine
If I could choose, he'd ride the pine
I do not like a low scoring game
Opponents score, we're just lame
I definitely hate never scoring
I'm going home, this Herm-ball is boring...

-Any Chef Offensive player...

elsid13

08-03-2008, 02:12 PM

Brodie Croyle was awesome last night. He's so accurate it makes me weep.

Dude you weep anyone gives you a fried twinke or tells you that Croyle is straight, so not ****ing big deal.

Bob's your Information Minister

08-03-2008, 03:14 PM

Yeah but accuracy kind of takes a back seat when the WR could write war and peace waiting for it to get there.

What is that even supposed to mean? Croyle has a cannon.

Florida_Bronco

08-03-2008, 06:30 PM

I'm not giving any Chef the benefit of the doubt on writing anything but DR Seuss.

Agreed. It's been proven time and time and time again that Bobo knows NOTHING about football. His analysis isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Bronx33

08-03-2008, 09:57 PM

What is that even supposed to mean? Croyle has a cannon.

To bad he can only use it once a year to shoot turkeys.

That One Guy

08-05-2008, 02:59 AM

Sometimes Bob makes me want to go revisit the "Greetings from River Falls" thread from many moons ago, throw a bit of his scouting ability back at him.

I can't wait to see some Dumerville vs Albert matches. This is gonna be fuuuuuuuun.

Bob's your Information Minister

08-05-2008, 02:16 PM

Sometimes Bob makes me want to go revisit the "Greetings from River Falls" thread from many moons ago, throw a bit of his scouting ability back at him.

I'm not really sure what you're talking about. Everything I saw in camp rang true in the regular season.

Killericon

08-05-2008, 08:53 PM

I'm not really sure what you're talking about. Everything I saw in camp rang true in the regular season.

Here's a random sampler of your quotes. You can tell me which ones rang true.

Damion McIntosh is going to be a huge upgrade at left tackle. Sorry to disappoint.

The Chiefs are going to have a killer defensive line this year. Turk McBride is the three-technique defensive tackle we need, Mediator. He's been working at that spot when he doesn't play DE.

Bennett is hitting the hole hard and Smith is really powerful.

Heck, I'll probably be doing a radio show with Herm Edwards later this week. Suck my balls.

Come to training camp and tell me it{Referring to the Offensive Line}'s crap.

CARL!!!!!1

We're kinda ****ed on all fronts at the moment. It's horrible.

That one's out of context, but it turned out to be pretty accurate.

Bob's your Information Minister

08-09-2008, 12:26 AM

Most of that rang true. I was wrong about the OL, of course, but not McIntosh. However, so was King Carl.

Northman

08-09-2008, 12:42 AM

Your wrong about quite a lot of stuff football related. Nothing has changed.

Killericon

08-09-2008, 12:49 AM

Most of that rang true. I was wrong about the OL, of course, but not McIntosh. However, so was King Carl.

Bennett averaged less than 3 yards per carry for you guys.

Bob's your Information Minister

08-09-2008, 02:08 AM

So? That doesn't change the fact the guy had a good camp. There was a reason he had trade value.

Kaylore

09-12-2008, 03:05 PM

Brodie Croyle completed 57 % of his passes in his limited time against Patriots. ROFL!

broncosteven

09-12-2008, 03:31 PM

Brodie Croyle completed 57 % of his passes in his limited time against Patriots. ROFL!

Kahn,

Did you know that Brakeie is 0-9 starting in the NFL?

I really need to create a Cheeps planet login.

Bronx33

09-12-2008, 03:56 PM

Kahn,

Did you know that Brakeie is 0-9 starting in the NFL?

I really need to create a Cheeps planet login.

Go for it i think they are getting to lazy to ban anybody anymore.

broncosteven

09-12-2008, 04:43 PM

Go for it i think they are getting to lazy to ban anybody anymore.

Did I go to the right place?

This is what they had on the forum's main page>

Some thread about a "butt vandal"

The Joys Of Cowboy Style Home Made Biscuits

Sailor Jerry Rum

Old timers: Is this Otis Taylor?

Why cant I make an attachement on on a tread?