View Full Version : UFOs Make U.S. nuclear missels malfunction
Atlas
07-21-2008, 02:51 PM
Pretty interesting stuff.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/07/20/lkl.ufo.long.cnn
Atlas
07-21-2008, 02:51 PM
Very credible sources make this interesting.
bowtown
07-21-2008, 04:25 PM
Ehhh... it's not that interesting that credible sources are also sometimes crazy and have books to sell.
maher_tyler
07-21-2008, 04:25 PM
Very credible sources make this interesting.
I agree...pretty crazy stuff
Kaylore
07-21-2008, 04:34 PM
Ehhh... it's not that interesting that credible sources are also sometimes crazy and have books to sell.
That's what I thought. I love the footage of the spec over the crop circles when crop circles have already been debunked and the people that made them (you know the people that couldn't possibly make them without advanced science) have competitions.
This seems like Larry had a slow news day and needed filler.
watermock
07-21-2008, 04:39 PM
Foo Fighters!
TailgateNut
07-21-2008, 04:40 PM
What are missels? Female mussels?
DomCasual
07-21-2008, 04:50 PM
What are missels? Female mussels?
I love that song Pulling Missels From a Shell. It's Squeeze, I think.
cutthemdown
07-21-2008, 04:50 PM
Obviously this means we really can't let Iran build nukes. The aliens will make them malfunction and the Iran won't know how to stop it like we did. This is good for McCain because he was a pilot and Obama isn't. Obviously these space faring aliens will appreciate McCains flying as they are also pilots.
Hotrod
07-21-2008, 05:13 PM
I wonder if any of these guys have experiance kicking or punting a football???
orinjkrush
07-21-2008, 08:55 PM
the most discouraging part of all of this is the mistrust people have in their own elected government. that alone speaks volumes.
Spider
07-21-2008, 08:57 PM
Come on ........ UFO my ass , we all know it is part of Irans evil plan to control the world and use WMD .........
ScottXray
07-21-2008, 09:45 PM
Obviously this means we really can't let Iran build nukes. The aliens will make them malfunction and the Iran won't know how to stop it like we did. This is good for McCain because he was a pilot and Obama isn't. Obviously these space faring aliens will appreciate McCains flying as they are also pilots.
Obviously they'll especially like that he has crashed 4 jets and been shot down in a fifth. What a PILOT! We should all be so good.
Rock Chalk
07-21-2008, 10:13 PM
the most discouraging part of all of this is the mistrust people have in their own elected government. that alone speaks volumes.
Actually that's encouraging. This country was founded by people who had a grave mistrust of government.
Moreover, it is a pervasive culture in this country to not trust the government.
I damn sure don't trust them. Any of them. All of them are crooks.
rugbythug
07-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Actually that's encouraging. This country was founded by people who had a grave mistrust of government.
Moreover, it is a pervasive culture in this country to not trust the government.
I damn sure don't trust them. Any of them. All of them are crooks.
Were from the Gov't and We are here to help!
Arkansas Bronco
07-21-2008, 10:58 PM
First I know there is a God one who had to create it all but I know as well as big as the universe is and nothing claiming we are the only ones, I do think there is life some where else. On the other hand if they come here they are dumber then dirt because we are busy killing this planet, hell as much as I smoke and use aluminum (which I mostly ditch I am with most of America) and other natural resorces. I think there is life somewhere else but I doubt they can get here.
ScottXray
07-21-2008, 11:47 PM
First I know there is a God one who had to create it all but I know as well as big as the universe is and nothing claiming we are the only ones, I do think there is life some where else. On the other hand if they come here they are dumber then dirt because we are busy killing this planet, hell as much as I smoke and use aluminum (which I mostly ditch I am with most of America) and other natural resorces. I think there is life somewhere else but I doubt they can get here.
Been throwing out a lot of aluminum tonight, it appears.
That's okay, maybe the aliens are really using us as a sort of recyclables collection center.
They probably really are sucking all of the aluminum and steel and Heavy plastic items out of our landfills. The stuff with crop circles, and abductions and pestering our missiles is just to throw us off they scent..while they rob us of our valuable garbage.
They are taking Our DUMPS!
Stop the aliens! :~ohyah!: ;)
Atlas
07-22-2008, 12:41 AM
It's funny to me people can believe wholeheartedly in God or some other superior being that looks down on us from the sky, but yet scoff at the idea of alien visitors. Which one is really more preposterous?
cutthemdown
07-22-2008, 01:01 AM
Obviously they'll especially like that he has crashed 4 jets and been shot down in a fifth. What a PILOT! We should all be so good.
Maverick he ain't is what your saying.
Raidersbane
07-22-2008, 02:42 AM
I think this is quite relevant to the story.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdwGUXoXyA&feature=related
bronco militia
07-22-2008, 09:05 AM
Actually that's encouraging. This country was founded by people who had a grave mistrust of government.
Moreover, it is a pervasive culture in this country to not trust the government.
I damn sure don't trust them. Any of them. All of them are crooks.
word
bowtown
07-22-2008, 09:10 AM
It's funny to me people can believe wholeheartedly in God or some other superior being that looks down on us from the sky, but yet scoff at the idea of alien visitors. Which one is really more preposterous?
They are both equally preposterous.
It's funny to me people can believe wholeheartedly in God or some other superior being that looks down on us from the sky, but yet scoff at the idea of alien visitors. Which one is really more preposterous?
this has always astounded me. I have gotten a lot of heat for asking this very same question, too. It just goes to show you that people have no idea what they truly believe. if belief in aliens suited our selfishness more, it would probably be a lot more popular.
it has nothing to do with logic, it's a question of what comforts you more;
that there is one benevolent being that cares about everything you do, or millions of other species that eat, sleep, and sh*t just like you?
I choose to be reasonable when I am unsure(occum's razor usually works), and hence, am continually fighting over this with most people I meet.
it is very very very funny when you think about it having to argue it, though.
rep.
Kaylore
07-22-2008, 09:27 AM
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Kaylore
07-22-2008, 09:29 AM
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Kaylore
07-22-2008, 09:32 AM
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alkemical
07-22-2008, 09:58 AM
the most discouraging part of all of this is the mistrust people have in their own elected government. that alone speaks volumes.
Gee, it's not like the gov't did anything to instill that mistrust did they.....
Old Dude
07-22-2008, 12:00 PM
... I think there is life somewhere else but I doubt they can get here.
Maybe they sent robot probes. :olddude:
Kaylore
07-22-2008, 12:46 PM
Maybe they sent robot probes. :olddude:
Exactly. There is also apparently a shortage of Cow testicles on these planets.
Old Dude
07-22-2008, 12:48 PM
Exactly. There is also apparently a shortage of Cow testicles on these planets.
Well, if I was sending a robot probe somewhere, I wouldn't use it to collect cow testicles.
I'd use the robots to build other robots so they could gradually dismantle the planet and improve my view of Venus.
maher_tyler
07-22-2008, 01:56 PM
It's funny to me people can believe wholeheartedly in God or some other superior being that looks down on us from the sky, but yet scoff at the idea of alien visitors. Which one is really more preposterous?
There are somethings on this site that you just don't bother arguing about, this is one of them...i don't know what it's gonna take for people to believe that there are UFO's or something else out there. I know my best friend has seen some pretty crazy ****, known the guy 17 years, he showed me some **** he recorded onto his phone...really no need to get into details, i can only imagine the responses i'll get but i really don't care...bottom line it was pretty crazy ****...nothing human can fly that fast and change directions on a dime at that speed!!
Kaylore
07-22-2008, 02:21 PM
It's funny to me people can believe wholeheartedly in God or some other superior being that looks down on us from the sky, but yet scoff at the idea of alien visitors. Which one is really more preposterous?
I think a lot of people that believe in God also believe in Aliens. As for me, I believe in life on other planets, but I'm not sold on the idea that they come here stealing bovine genitalia, smashing our corn and anally probing dudes.
It's funny you bring this up though. I've noticed that people that don't believe in God, those who are extremely skeptical of anything religious and claim to that science is the one way to find truth, don't ever use their scientific standards and methodology on things they hear - especially from the media. They need only read nebulous words like "some experts" or "a study determined" and they immediately accept it as universal law when real scientists themselves haven't determined as much and know that more examination and study is needed.:curtsey:
I think a lot of people that believe in God also believe in Aliens. As for me, I believe in life on other planets, but I'm not sold on the idea that they come here stealing bovine genitalia, smashing our corn and anally probing dudes.
one of my favorite statements ever is that "the only sign that intelligent life exists on other planets is that they never come here."
alkemical
07-22-2008, 02:35 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/isophlex/WhereIsYourGodNow.jpg
alkemical
07-22-2008, 02:37 PM
http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/arwedda-ur_sanity.jpg
Hotrod
07-22-2008, 02:44 PM
I think a lot of people that believe in God also believe in Aliens. As for me, I believe in life on other planets, but I'm not sold on the idea that they come here stealing bovine genitalia, smashing our corn and anally probing dudes.
Im not so sure. Maybe they have a sick sense of humor. Or maybe its some newly licensed teen aliens out screwing around with dads spaceship.
"Dude lets go to another planet on Friday night and stick cold poles up their ass's"
"Right on Bra I'll bring the beers"
Kaylore
07-22-2008, 02:49 PM
Im not so sure. Maybe they have a sick sense of humor. Or maybe its some newly licensed teen aliens out screwing around with dads spaceship.
"Dude lets go to another planet on Friday night and stick cold poles up their ass's"
"Right on Bra I'll bring the beers"
Don't you love how Hotrod assumes everyone thinks like he does - even aliens?
Hotrod
07-22-2008, 02:55 PM
Don't you love how Hotrod assumes everyone thinks like he does - even aliens?
LOL
The world would be a much better place if it were true.
NYBronco
07-22-2008, 03:54 PM
It looks like a bigger brother is watching big brother(s).
Someone or something has to protect ourselves from ourselves.
bronco militia
07-22-2008, 03:59 PM
Don't you love how Hotrod assumes everyone thinks like he does - even aliens?
http://www.motivationals.org/img/1211519940856.jpg
Raidersbane
07-23-2008, 04:34 PM
they come here stealing bovine genitalia, smashing our corn and anally probing dudes.
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Has it occured to anyone that it just may be their idea of a fun weekend......:clown: