Which would you rather do?

[Hotrod]

Explain

[broncosteven]

I don't want to poop myself in private!

Rusty nail all the way!

[Beantown Bronco]

I purposely pooped in a guy's bed once in front of a room full of people.....

[Hotrod]

I don't want to poop myself in private!

Rusty nail all the way!


I'm not so sure. I mean we've all been in the grocery store and thought we were about to pass gas only to have that realization that its not. Right guys am I right???

[Hotrod]

I purposely pooped in a guy's bed once in front of a room full of people.....

There is a story here please continue.

[OABB]

poop my pants.

stepping on a rusty nail not only will hurt like hell, but it can cause a serious infection that can possibly claim your foot.

pooping your pants in public is a unique combination of intense humiliation and absolute hilarity. It seems if one can wrestle through the first few minutes of the intense shame of self-defecation, one could have a great story to tell for generations...

it seems worth it to me. (I have pooped myself in public, and it's one of my better ice breakers at parties)

[broncosteven]

I'm not so sure. I mean we've all been in the grocery store and thought we were about to pass gas only to have that realization that its not. Right guys am I right???

Are you talking about the "wet fart" or **** running down your leg?

In general I don't like the whole act of defecation, even if I had a lot of fiber and everything goes well.

There is a difference between a squeaker and a BM

[broncosteven]

I purposely pooped in a guy's bed once in front of a room full of people.....

Najee? I hope the broncos sign you so you can Break off 2k in our system!

[Hotrod]

Are you talking about the "wet fart" or **** running down your leg?

In general I don't like the whole act of defecation, even if I had a lot of fiber and everything goes well.

There is a difference between a squeaker and a BM

I think to be fair it needs to be more then just moisture between the buns since stepping on a nail is pretty crappy in its own right.

[bronco militia]

There is a difference between a squeaker and a BM

yeah

[Beantown Bronco]

There is a story here please continue.

Series of pranks back and forth between me and this other guy back in college.....the other guy's roommate tried to be all cool and jump in to the competition after his roommate and I were going at it for a semester, only he had no imagination. He put shaving cream in my sneakers....pretty weak. Instead of a normal counter-attack, I decided to do something so over the top that he would quickly remove himself from the competition. So I waited for him and his roommate to leave for dinner one night, got into his room, **** on his bed, and put his pillow over it. Nobody believed me when I told them I was going to do it, so I invited a few suite-mates to be witnesses to the event.

Not surprisingly, after that, all the guys in the suite agreed to a pact that required all future pranks to occur outside our suite.

[Memento]

As they say... it all depends on the undergarments.

[Hotrod]

Series of pranks back and forth between me and this other guy back in college.....the other guy's roommate tried to be all cool and jump in to the competition after his roommate and I were going at it for a semester, only he had no imagination. He put shaving cream in my sneakers....pretty weak. Instead of a normal counter-attack, I decided to do something so over the top that he would quickly remove himself from the competition. So I waited for him and his roommate to leave for dinner one night, got into his room, **** on his bed, and put his pillow over it. Nobody believed me when I told them I was going to do it, so I invited a few suite-mates to be witnesses to the event.

Not surprisingly, after that, all the guys in the suite agreed to a pact that required all future pranks to occur outside our suite.

God I miss college Ha!

[socalorado]

Series of pranks back and forth between me and this other guy back in college.....the other guy's roommate tried to be all cool and jump in to the competition after his roommate and I were going at it for a semester, only he had no imagination. He put shaving cream in my sneakers....pretty weak. Instead of a normal counter-attack, I decided to do something so over the top that he would quickly remove himself from the competition. So I waited for him and his roommate to leave for dinner one night, got into his room, **** on his bed, and put his pillow over it. Nobody believed me when I told them I was going to do it, so I invited a few suite-mates to be witnesses to the event.

Not surprisingly, after that, all the guys in the suite agreed to a pact that required all future pranks to occur outside our suite.

Nice.
What about "hood ornaments"? Done any of those?

[Hotrod]

As they say... it all depends on the undergarments.

How so? I'm more of a commando kinda guy.

[Hogan11]

Can a tetnis shot cure a dose of never ending public embarrassment?

Nope, where's that nail then......

[OOJack]

Can we change the poll to...which would you rather do?

- Roundhouse kick Philip Rivers in the chest
- Backhand Philip Rivers and tell him to STFU
- Slap Philip Rivers and call him a P*$$Y on national TV
- Punch Philip Rivers in the jaw

[broncosteven]

Nice.
What about "hood ornaments"? Done any of those?

I have heard of guys crapping in the cup on the 18th hole but not on cars!

[Hogan11]

Series of pranks back and forth between me and this other guy back in college.....the other guy's roommate tried to be all cool and jump in to the competition after his roommate and I were going at it for a semester, only he had no imagination. He put shaving cream in my sneakers....pretty weak. Instead of a normal counter-attack, I decided to do something so over the top that he would quickly remove himself from the competition. So I waited for him and his roommate to leave for dinner one night, got into his room, **** on his bed, and put his pillow over it. Nobody believed me when I told them I was going to do it, so I invited a few suite-mates to be witnesses to the event.

Not surprisingly, after that, all the guys in the suite agreed to a pact that required all future pranks to occur outside our suite.

N. Davenport, is that you? :spit:

[DomCasual]

I'd step on the rusty nail.

Because you can take my foot; but you can't take my dignity!

[broncosteven]

Can we change the poll to...which would you rather do?

- Roundhouse kick Philip Rivers in the chest
- Backhand Philip Rivers and tell him to STFU
- Slap Philip Rivers and call him a P*$$Y on national TV
- Punch Philip Rivers in the jaw

I vote for crap in PR's bed!

[socalorado]

Can we change the poll to...which would you rather do?

- Roundhouse kick Philip Rivers in the chest
- Backhand Philip Rivers and tell him to STFU
- Slap Philip Rivers and call him a P*$$Y on national TV
- Punch Philip Rivers in the jaw

Hey dude, can you at least get a phillip river and poop choice in there?

[Beantown Bronco]

Nice.
What about "hood ornaments"? Done any of those?

The same guy parked his new (to him) car such that it blocked the walkway to the dorm one day....so instead of walking around it, I intentionally stepped in a pile of dog sh*t and walked right over the hood and roof of his car from front to back. I convinced him it was one of the guys downstairs who did it. For some reason, he fumed about that one longer than he did the "bed incident."

[socalorado]

The same guy parked his new (to him) car such that it blocked the walkway to the dorm one day....so instead of walking around it, I intentionally stepped in a pile of dog sh*t and walked right over the hood and roof of his car from front to back. I convinced him it was one of the guys downstairs who did it. For some reason, he fumed about that one longer than he did the "bed incident."

Again, NICE.
I see me and you would become fast friends if we lived in the same town.
I have left many a hood ornament on my friends (and random @$$clowns) vehicles, back in the day.
I was also so pissed at one of my friends at Lake Havasu that while climbing up a rock cliff to jump off into the lake,i got to the top 1st , **** in my hand, and threw it on to his head and face in front of about 50 people watching in boats.

[Hotrod]

I'd step on the rusty nail.

Because you can take my foot; but you can't take my dignity!

Odd I would have figured that ship had sailed for you ;)

[broncofan2438]

Stepping on a nail sucks, never going to see those people again that see me poop myself

[Paladin]

I'm not so sure. I mean we've all been in the grocery store and thought we were about to pass gas only to have that realization that its not. Right guys am I right???

No.

[vancejohnson82]

is this an "on purpose" kind of thing? Am i forcing breakfast out of my anus in an amusement park, or am I waiting on line for the bathroom at a concert?

stepping on a nail on purpose is tough as is pooping your pants....however, pooping your pants because you cant hold it anymore has that weird, euphoric feeling of relief to go with it.....

so i'll poop my pants in an emergency situation

[Hotrod]

One thing we prolly need to factor in is after/while stepping on a nail you might **** yourself. Then you lose twice.

[Kaylore]

Poop myself. I could play like I was a vagrant or had some weird disease rather than actually getting a disease by stepping on a nail.

[SureShot]

I have done both. Give me the nail.

[maher_tyler]

Poop myself in public...i'd be super drunk...then everyone would understand...not syaing i've done it before

[DomCasual]

I had a tetnus booster last year. Doesn't that pretty well cover me on the rusty nail front?

[broncosteven]

One thing we prolly need to factor in is after/while stepping on a nail you might **** yourself. Then you lose twice.

I am changing baby diapers right now, I still take the nail.

The boy is 8 months old now, he is starting to have dumps that are as big as he is.

Stinky Poopies!

[TheDave]

How did you come iup with such an odd set of options?

Explain... ;D

[Gcver2ver3]

i've stepped on a rusty nail before already...

stepping on a rusty nail isn't as bad as it sounds...

i was about 11 yrs old walking barefoot through some old abandon house (how smart was that?)...i didn't even tell my folks...i just walked it off for a few days...

i've pooped myself too but not in public...

as long as i'm not wearing white pants and i'm able to get away from the scene without making a scene i don't think pooping my pants would go all that bad either...

however if i had to weigh both i'd prolly prefer to step on the rusty nail...i have a pretty high tolerance for pain anyway...i'll take that pain over the risk of extreme embarrassment...

[Hotrod]

How did you come iup with such an odd set of options?

Explain... ;D

I knew I could count on you but I'm still not telling Ha!

[DomCasual]

I have no idea how it started, but...

In high school, the thing was always "Would you rather do (insert horrible thing here), or have sex with Don Knotts?"

Sadly, the (insert horrible thing here) often involved some sort of sexual relations with my step-mother. Even more sadly, the Don Knotts option never turned out as far fetched as you might imagine.

You'd understand if you knew my step-mother.

[OABB]

I have no idea how it started, but...

In high school, the thing was always "Would you rather do (insert horrible thing here), or have sex with Don Knotts?"

Sadly, the (insert horrible thing here) often involved some sort of sexual relations with my step-mother. Even more sadly, the Don Knotts option never turned out as far fetched as you might imagine.

You'd understand if you knew my step-mother.
best.game.ever.

would you rather blumpkin your step mother or suck unhatched cockroach eggs out of don knotts hot infected ball sack?

[vancejohnson82]

i was about 7 years old when I had my rusty nail experience....

My sister and I (she was 4 at the time) were in our basement waiting to go eat somewhere, I believe it was Ground Round. We were explicitly told to NOT go in the basement because hte railings and stairs were being ripped up and redone but I knew there were balloons down there., so i coaxed my sister into the basement (the first in a long line of females who I would talk into following me into dark quarters).
When we got to the basement I began to show off my athletic prowess by setting up a small game of "volleyball" with each point ending with a power spike into my sisters face. One point after another I sucked the competetive spirit out of my foe/family member....like one of the Williams sisters, my spikes and points were overpowering and followed by tribal screams of victory.
My sister after a score of 11-0 cried hysterically after one last spiked balloon to the cranium and I proclaimed my victory. As a celebration I decided to show the crowd my ability to hit the balloon into the sky as many times as I could...this ended in disaster.
Feeding off of the energy in the basement I hit the balloon higher and farther away, running underneath it to continue the streak...but I hit one towards the stairs, fell and the back of my leg caught onto a nail and ripped about a 5 inch gash running from the bottom of my buttocks to the middle of my hamstring. Wretching in pain, I managed to get one last triumphant hit in....but was too injured to continue.
For most athletes this would have been a season ending injury..but after a few tetnus shots and twelve stitches I was back in no time with my all-time record in balloon smashing eventually reaching an epic 76-0* mark...

rusty nails suck

[DomCasual]

best.game.ever.

would you rather blumpkin your step mother or suck unhatched cockroach eggs out of don knotts hot infected ball sack?

Is a bullet to the brain a third option? ???

[OABB]

Is a bullet to the brain a third option? ???

yes, to your favorite pet.

[DomCasual]

yes, to your favorite pet.

Could step-mothers be considered pets?

I just want to make sure I'm straight on the rules.

[worm]

How did you come iup with such an odd set of options?

Explain... ;D

cut and paste.

Come on hotrod....at least think of your own pain versus embarrassment hypo's!!!

[kmonty]

Considering it's Hotrod, this is no doubt a covert Plummer vs. Cutler thread. We've all been had! ;D

[Hotrod]

cut and paste.

Come on hotrod....at least think of your own pain versus embarrassment hypo's!!!

Busted

I stole the idea fair and square.

[cmhargrove]

Too much to say.

A. I have also perpetrated the afore mentioned "hood ornament." Stupid SOB drove across the street (the wrong way) and stole my parking spot right in front of me. I took a big satisfactory **** right on his hood.

B. Just to be a butt head, can I choose which side of the nail I step on? I think I have this one figured out.

[broncosteven]

Too much to say.

A. I have also perpetrated the afore mentioned "hood ornament." Stupid SOB drove across the street (the wrong way) and stole my parking spot right in front of me. I took a big satisfactory **** right on his hood.

B. Just to be a butt head, can I choose which side of the nail I step on? I think I have this one figured out.

I am intrigued. Did you drop trow and pinch it off right there on the car or drop the load somewhere private and carry it back to the car?

[PLOWHORSE]

Ive sadly done both in my younger days...The nail hurt more, but I still haven't lived the other down yet.

[DomCasual]

I am intrigued. Did you drop trow and pinch it off right there on the car or drop the load somewhere private and carry it back to the car?

Either one is disturbing on so many levels.

Here's a question: would you rather put a rusty nail in your eye, or put Don Knott's poo on my step-mother's car?

[broncocalijohn]

Ditch the underwear and go freeball until you get home. On the other hand, step on a nail and either get a tetnus shot in the foot or just be in massive pain. I will take the embarrassment and hopefully all thought it was a stinky fart or the lil baby next to me.

[Los Broncos]

Step on a nail, I wear diapers in public.

[FADERPROOF]

I gotta start bringing this stuff up at work!

We usually play the "for X amount of money would you..." game where we call a dollar amount usually followed by a gross sexual act to see how much it would take for us to go ahead and do the act.

[BroncoBuff]

I had a tetanus shot in I think 2001, so I'll take the nail.

[Spider]

Both ..... Pleasure and pain

[BroncoBuff]

Both ..... Pleasure and pain
LOL

I won't ask which is which.

[Spider]

LOL

I won't ask which is which.

:rofl: I am not sure myself

[elsid13]

Hotrod - you need to stop stealing other people ideas.

[cmhargrove]

I am intrigued. Did you drop trow and pinch it off right there on the car or drop the load somewhere private and carry it back to the car?

I placed the heretoforementioned hood ornament while squatting on the front bumper in broad daylight. It actually even stood up a little bit instead of just laying over. It must have been a good fiber day.

[BroncoMan4ever]

Series of pranks back and forth between me and this other guy back in college.....the other guy's roommate tried to be all cool and jump in to the competition after his roommate and I were going at it for a semester, only he had no imagination. He put shaving cream in my sneakers....pretty weak. Instead of a normal counter-attack, I decided to do something so over the top that he would quickly remove himself from the competition. So I waited for him and his roommate to leave for dinner one night, got into his room, **** on his bed, and put his pillow over it. Nobody believed me when I told them I was going to do it, so I invited a few suite-mates to be witnesses to the event.

Not surprisingly, after that, all the guys in the suite agreed to a pact that required all future pranks to occur outside our suite.

i got that beat, basically in the same type of game(only we were playing for cash, and the last person to quit got all the money) with some of my friends and cousins, my cousin had been storing up piss in bottles that he stored for like a month, he filled water balloons with all the piss he stored and proceeded to pelt the hell out of all us who were in the game. so after being in a balloon fight with piss, i took things to the next level and waited til he had his girlfriend coming to stay with him, and i proceeded to **** in his pillow case. needless to say i won the cash

[watermock]

I've been scared so bad, I crapped my pants in an alley...of course, I thought I was going to die...

[broncocalijohn]

I've been scared so bad, I crapped my pants in an alley...of course, I thought I was going to die...

Oh great. Here we go again with him saving his son from METH ALLEY! Who was going to attack you mock, the guy with the meth or cigs?

[uk bronco]

having stepped on a rusty nail and barely being able to walk for about 2 months after i'd go for the pooping myself option

[Killericon]

Stepping on a nail would at least make for a good story.

[ZONA]

What would you rather do?

* Read a stupid post like this as you get a$$ raped by Bob
* Step on a rusty nail and $hit yourself in public

[Killericon]

What would you rather do?

* Read a stupid post like this as you get a$$ raped by Bob
* Step on a rusty nail and $hit yourself in public

I think 99% of all actions possible to be performed in any way by a human would be preferable to romantically/sexually associating oneself with Bob. Especially considering that I'm straight(Though, I suspect females of the same affiliation share my view)...To say nothing of the ass-raping itself. ;D

[LordHelmchen]

On the other hand... I don't think being a$$-raped by Bob would include too much penetration, now would it?

[OABB]

On the other hand... I don't think being a$$-raped by Bob would include too much penetration, now would it?

no. but the crushing weight on your lower back from his jiggly belly could do irreversable damage to your spine.

[SouthStndJunkie]

I would rather crap my pants.

[cabronco]

I guess a worst case scenario is stepping on the rusty nail in public, causing to poop yourself.

I choose option C, pooping on Phyllis Rivers face.

[Breaker]

poop my pants.

stepping on a rusty nail not only will hurt like hell, but it can cause a serious infection that can possibly claim your foot.

pooping your pants in public is a unique combination of intense humiliation and absolute hilarity. It seems if one can wrestle through the first few minutes of the intense shame of self-defecation, one could have a great story to tell for generations...

it seems worth it to me. (I have pooped myself in public, and it's one of my better ice breakers at parties)

Exactly what I was going to say.